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#183503 - gharshi ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
how would you go about dealing with irrational as well as overprotective parents?   
   
there's something wrong with my liver and the doctors have been trying to figure out the problem for the past week without any answer. my parents insist that we go to a private practice extremely expensive doctor who is really absolutely no better than the team of doctors we get for free at the normal hospital. dealing with them has been 1000 times harder than dealing with the disease and we pretty much fight every single day.   
   
now the doctors want to take a biopsy of my liver which is absolutely not dangerous at all, but my mother is crying her eyes out begging me not to do it because apparently she knows better than doctors with 30 years of experience.    
   
she locked herself in her room and she's crying right now. I also got angry because of all the shit she's putting me go through with her fucking stupid reasoning abilities at a point where she's supposed to be the rational and supportive parent.    
   
I'm scared as fuck myself and my parents are being a couple of fucking 5 year old babies that I have to babysit and deal with on top of all the pain and anxiety for my condition. what the fuck do I do?
how would you go about dealing with irrational as well as overprotective parents?

there's something wrong with my liver and the doctors have been trying to figure out the problem for the past week without any answer. my parents insist that we go to a private practice extremely expensive doctor who is really absolutely no better than the team of doctors we get for free at the normal hospital. dealing with them has been 1000 times harder than dealing with the disease and we pretty much fight every single day.

now the doctors want to take a biopsy of my liver which is absolutely not dangerous at all, but my mother is crying her eyes out begging me not to do it because apparently she knows better than doctors with 30 years of experience.

she locked herself in her room and she's crying right now. I also got angry because of all the shit she's putting me go through with her fucking stupid reasoning abilities at a point where she's supposed to be the rational and supportive parent.

I'm scared as fuck myself and my parents are being a couple of fucking 5 year old babies that I have to babysit and deal with on top of all the pain and anxiety for my condition. what the fuck do I do?
User avatar #183496 - kingkittan ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
My girlfriend of 1 year broke up with me yesterday, she says that right now she feels like she doesn't want a relationship, like at all. I did convince her to think it over some more, but needless to say I'm having trouble holding it together cause for the longest time I thought she was the one for me, you know? She does say we have this inseperable bond and will most likely stay friends, but I'm obviously scared we won't follow through on that as well.

How do I suppress the pain I'm feeling right now, how do I let go?
User avatar #183497 to #183496 - tikitaco ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You just need to distract yourself with a hobby, or something you do/can start doing in your daily life that will just make it hard for you to think about her because of the lack of time you'll have and how busy you'll be. Can you think of anything?
User avatar #183498 to #183497 - kingkittan ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Well there's breakdance practice, drawing, watching tv shows, hanging with friends, playing GTA and I should be doing some more schoolwork.

Usually when I'm not doing anything else I text a bunch of friends, annoyingly this girl was/is like my best friend and the only person I texted consistently. I'm thinking when break is over in 2 weeks I'll be overwhelmed with schoolwork, but I'm still not looking forward to it.
User avatar #183499 to #183498 - tikitaco ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Snap, sounds like you do a lot already. Definitely look forward to these tasks with a positive and open mind, or you won't be able to enjoy them as much and most likely be distracted and not feel like doing them when the time comes.
User avatar #183500 to #183499 - kingkittan ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I definately will try man, I dont want to be depressed
User avatar #183501 to #183500 - tikitaco ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Best of luck to you!
User avatar #183502 to #183501 - kingkittan ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thank you, really
#183488 - Ken M (8 hours ago) [-]
I masturbated for the first time of my life to pictures of my sister. Should I just off myself now?
User avatar #183495 to #183488 - icefried (4 hours ago) [-]
gg no re
#183494 to #183488 - sugoi (6 hours ago) [-]
You better have meant either step sister or long lost sister mate.
#183504 to #183494 - Ken M (37 minutes ago) [-]
Well, I mean. I stopped living at home and seeing her every day when I was very young. Around 12 years ago.
User avatar #183489 to #183488 - whitelapras (8 hours ago) [-]
personally i think yes
#183481 - Ken M (11 hours ago) [-]
I like this cashier at this grocery store nearby
We've talked a little when me and a group of friends were in but nothing else. Not sure if she's single but saw some of her co workers hitting on her with some of the most generic shit
How do I approach this situation?
User avatar #183490 to #183481 - whitelapras (8 hours ago) [-]
if they sell flowers where she works, go through the till and buy it there, after you get the receipt, aak for a pen a nd wrote your number on it. then give them both to her
#183478 - Ken M (11 hours ago) [-]
How bad is it for me if I drink a redbull maybe once a month for school
#183492 to #183478 - Ken M (7 hours ago) [-]
Once a month? Nigga I drink Burn every fuckin day at 10 a.m. You're gonna be ok.
User avatar #183491 to #183478 - Zarke (8 hours ago) [-]
Once a month isn't going to kill you. Just don't rely on it and form a strong habit.
#183479 to #183478 - Ken M (11 hours ago) [-]
>Drinking red bull at all

There is bull piss in that anyways, why would you fucking drink it?
#183476 - Ken M (11 hours ago) [-]
I decide to man up and give myself a little fucking dignity, discipline, and integrity, because I am reaching the age where I need to be able to start taking myself seriously..

The first problem I decided to overcome is a few fetishes I have from years of watching porn.
Anybody know a way to overcome them?
User avatar #183486 to #183476 - makotoitou (10 hours ago) [-]
that depends on what they are
#183485 to #183476 - skoldpaddacommala (10 hours ago) [-]
Part of being a man would be accepting your sexual lifestyle, not denying it.
As long as your fetishes aren't hurting anyone, why the fuck would you want to get rid of them?
#183477 to #183476 - Ken M (11 hours ago) [-]
Futanaari
User avatar #183473 - chocolatepuppy (12 hours ago) [-]
Anyone knows where can i find more music like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6vla5fkOog
User avatar #183482 to #183473 - confusedasian (10 hours ago) [-]
System0 Over Version Something like this? Hate to say it, but you know those hour long videos with the cartoon pictures? You'll most likely find more on those youtube videos. Unless you like those cartoons, then go nuts. I'm not big on this music, this is all I have of the sort.
User avatar #183483 to #183482 - confusedasian (10 hours ago) [-]
Parousia - Parousia [Cytus OST] xi - Niflheimr (full version) Halcyon - xi (Full ver.) Alternatively, some of this might suffice.
User avatar #183484 to #183483 - confusedasian (10 hours ago) [-]
Oh by the way, chocolatepuppy I think this is along the lines of electronic music.
User avatar #183474 to #183473 - Zarke (12 hours ago) [-]
I don't know. Ask the /music/ board.
User avatar #183472 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Quick, FJ!
Give me inspiration, i need some ideas for Tasks or points for a discussion to give my classmates after my presentation about the british government.
what do?
User avatar #183461 - xxazeritsxx (14 hours ago) [-]
there's a shooter in town, 3 dead. weird night.
User avatar #183480 to #183461 - nigalthornberry (11 hours ago) [-]
It happens.
I've seen countless people killed
#183463 to #183462 - xxazeritsxx (14 hours ago) [-]
srsly, not too far away. news has nothing or worth to say yet.
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#183451 - Ken M (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm a guy, what sort of picture should I put on a dating site? I'm not hideously fat or deformed
User avatar #183475 to #183451 - Zarke (12 hours ago) [-]
One that clearly shows your face and your typical attire, and maybe one or two of you cleaned up a little bit.
User avatar #183453 to #183451 - titsmccracken (16 hours ago) [-]
Regular photos. The only dude pics that I don't dig are ones with lots of girls with them. That gives the " I'm a player here for pussy" vibe. Or dick pics. Other than that you should be fine.
#183448 - livinglegacy (17 hours ago) [-]
I can't sleep. I really can't fucking sleep. I'm a really heavy alcoholic, I've been drinking since I was 13, so 8 1/2 years. I quit two weeks ago,, and my problems started, I'd sleep maybe two hours every other day. I thought it was because I wasn't drinking, so yesterday I bought a handle (1.75 liters) and drank 3/4 of it, still only slept about 4 hours. Today, I asked my grandfather for a percocet, which knock me out almost as soon as I take them. No luck. Drank after I took it, still no luck. What the hell can I do to get some fucking sleep?
User avatar #183449 to #183448 - epicextreme (17 hours ago) [-]
www.iflscience.com/brain/scientists-reveal-how-our-body-clocks-reset
first thing you can try is letting your brain know when it is night and when it is day. for example if you stay up at night while looking at a bright computer screen, its like fooling your brain into thinking its day time. some people consider camping for a few days to get your brain used to natural sunlight. the tablets your using might not be suited to you. you should take a look at some different sleeping pills at a store. congrats on the 2 weeks sober though, dont assume that your lack of sleep is due to your lack of alcohol.
#183447 - Ken M (17 hours ago) [-]
anyone want any spaghetti? I have a fuckton spare over the disaster that just occured
so im bowling with a buddy and 2 girls are using the other lane beside us we didnt talk, we finished and left with a feeling that i should ask her on a date some time, i'm 20 so fuck it.
So they came outside and after working up the huge courage it takes to ask a girl for a number or on a date (this is very out of my character)
I walked up to her and asked "Hi I understand this may seem a strange question but could I please have your number?"
and the both of them just laughed.
Do they think its funny? funny that i've just made a complete fool of myself? I left.
with a feeling of humiliation but most of all pure rage.
why do girls think its fine to just laugh people away do they not realise that what I've done is really humiliating in the first place? my confidence has just gone beyond ground zero.
User avatar #183487 to #183447 - makotoitou (10 hours ago) [-]
>bowled next to them
>didn't talk
>"I should ask her on a date"

knees weak arms are heavy
User avatar #183458 to #183447 - nachoiscool (15 hours ago) [-]
hang in there dude
User avatar #183439 - Cobaltsushi (18 hours ago) [-]
I got a weed wacker that wont start. I dont know the right word for it but it sounds like a socket wrench when I try to start it. Does anyone know a fix?
User avatar #183443 to #183439 - epicextreme (17 hours ago) [-]
maybe the gears are worn down, i'd suggest just carefully taking it apart at the base and put it back together again, you may find a peice thats broken or worn down in the process
User avatar #183445 to #183443 - Cobaltsushi (17 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like a plan, thanks!
User avatar #183429 - faptasticky (20 hours ago) [-]
How do I submit a profile picture?
#183444 to #183429 - livinglegacy (17 hours ago) [-]
In the top right, you'll see your account name and "Logout". Click the name, you'll be brought to your profile. It says Funnyjunk Member's Area, underneath which is Account Controls. You'll see Edit Account/Profile, Account and Privacy Options, and Upload Profile Pictures. Click the last one. From there, it's just like uploading an image for a comment.
#183423 - Ken M (22 hours ago) [-]
I've been dating a girl for about a month now, but it's long distance so we've only been able to go on 4 dates bc school. Over the summer we plan on spending much more time with each other bc no school. So far the furthest we've gone is making out; is this at normal pace for a relationship like this, or should things be going slower or faster? I've never really been in a serious relationship before so I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing lol
#183446 to #183423 - livinglegacy (17 hours ago) [-]
That's the beauty of relationships. You can go as slow or as fast as you both want to. As long as neither of you think it's too fast or slow, it's fine. That being said, that's still a date a week, which is a good enough sign a girl is into you even if they live close. She's basically making time every week to see you even though she lives far away, so you should be fine, don't worry about it. If you feel close enough to her, you could even let her know about any future problems, and let her know it's your first serious relationship and that you just want to do things right and she could give you better advice than we can. If she's actually serious, she'd take it as a good sign that you're willing to communicate. Relationships are all about communication, man, so you can find what works for both of you.
User avatar #183471 to #183446 - hirollin (12 hours ago) [-]
aww
thats a nice fantasy. hope that is reality for someone somewhere.
#183459 to #183446 - Ken M (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank you so much for taking the time to answer, this is great advice. We have another date planned soon and I'll definitely bring some of this up with her.
#183436 to #183423 - Ken M (18 hours ago) [-]
4 dates in a month ain't bad bruh

We're not dating but I only get to see a close female friend on holidays
#183427 to #183423 - flufflepuff (20 hours ago) [-]
go your own pace, or whatever feels natural.
#183418 - muchname ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
star wars republic commandos keeps .exe crashing on launch   
what do
star wars republic commandos keeps .exe crashing on launch
what do
#183450 to #183418 - epicextreme (17 hours ago) [-]
try piloting a little better to prevent crashes.
try piloting a little better to prevent crashes.
User avatar #183417 - vortix (23 hours ago) [-]
so, my cat has been bored for a while now, its been a long time since the last time she didn't have a face of true boredom . her face is like " life is so fucking boring, kill me kill me now."
so i was wondering, would it help if i adopted another cat for her so they can play around together?
User avatar #183454 to #183417 - titsmccracken (16 hours ago) [-]
Does your cat like other cats? Some cats love cat company and others despise it.
User avatar #183456 to #183454 - vortix (16 hours ago) [-]
she never interacted with other cats since i adopted her. she does not like to go outside at all. trying to get her outside is like trying to give her a shower.
#183419 to #183417 - softdoritocat (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes.

I'd advise you to get an adult cat from a shelter. With an adult cat you can tell straight away what his character and personality are like. The fact that he will know how to use litter box and be already neutered is another plus. They will also tell you which cat is friendly towards other cats, which will make befriending your cats much easier.

#183421 to #183419 - softdoritocat (22 hours ago) [-]
Also, how old is your cat? Maybe she's just being old rather than bored?
User avatar #183422 to #183421 - vortix (22 hours ago) [-]
naaah, she not old. shes like 8 months.
#183424 to #183422 - softdoritocat (21 hours ago) [-]
Then she's definitely bored. If you don't have time to play with her then another cat is a good solution, especially since the cost of having 2 cats is not much higher than cost of having one.
User avatar #183441 to #183424 - vortix (18 hours ago) [-]
question tho, can they both eat from the same bowl? can they both use the same litter box? or nah?
#183470 to #183441 - softdoritocat (12 hours ago) [-]
If they're both healthy then I don't see why not. I have two cats, one is an outdoor cat, the other one doesn't bother and stays at home because she's old. They use same food bowl and litter-box. They both get vaccinated and dewormed regularly. That's the only downside to sharing bowl/toilet with an outdoor cat - the indoor one needs to be dewormed more often than it normally would.


But I think that for first couple or so weeks you should get them separate bowels and litter boxes. They might get along just fine since day 1, but in case they won't you need to be prepared. Just the fact that there is another cat in a house might make your current kitty feel insecure and threatened. Sharing food and litter box will just strengthen this feeling to the point when she's afraid to eat or use litter box. Same goes for a new cat - s/he will be stressed about being in a new place that smells like another cat. New cat might feel like an intruder and again - be too scared to use same litter box or food bowl. If each cat has its own place to eat and poop, they will be much more relaxed and get along quicker, because they won't have to rival over food and territory - they can just focus on getting to know each other. Once they're friends, you can remove extra litter box and food bowl.
#183410 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
Talked to my ex a little bit yesterday. That was a big mistake.

Today I went on her my ex's facebook and she was talking about kakashi, and she was talking about sitting on his face. It was right on her wall and it was posted publicly. This woman is 22, soon to be 23.

Am I out of line for thinking this is immature.. or that this lacks class? I know i'm not jealous, because the character doesn't even exist.

One of our problems before the relationship ended was that she would follow guys on instagram that literally posted nothing but shirtless pics. Just today she followed another one that doesn't even speak english. I actually took the time to count and literally 80/87 of his pictures are of him. Again, am I out of line for thinking this is fucked up? Why do girls do this stuff?
User avatar #183455 to #183410 - titsmccracken (16 hours ago) [-]
It sounds like you dodged a bullet.
#183493 to #183455 - Ken M (6 hours ago) [-]
More like I got hit with a bullet when I decided to date her, and then had to pull it out with this breakup.

The shittiest part is that I literally have nobody else to talk to.
User avatar #183420 to #183410 - kegget (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm a 22 year old woman and that's fucking weird.
#183428 to #183420 - Ken M (20 hours ago) [-]
It's something i'd expect a 14 yr old to do, and then i'd expect them to grow up and be ashamed of doing that shit. This girl never grew up though.
#183411 to #183410 - notred ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Girls like shirtless guys the same way guys like tits.

She thinks their hot. Why does it matter to you if you aren't even involved.
#183426 to #183411 - itszyzzbrah (20 hours ago) [-]
Every one of ya kunts like a shritless guy thats shredded as fuck. braah
#183412 to #183411 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
I don't follow girls with their tits hanging out and I don't follow girls that post sexy pics out of respect for a girlfriend.

She even got mad/upset when I was following a girl that just posted art and not even herself.
#183414 to #183412 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
and by the way

*they're
User avatar #183413 to #183412 - notred ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
You aren't dating your ex, why do you care?
#183415 to #183413 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
That is valid, actually.

I probably shouldn't care.
#183416 to #183415 - Ken M (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm over her, but i'm not over everything that happened.

I'm just pissed. fuck.
User avatar #183405 - womanexplain (05/03/2015) [-]
Had my first kiss last night, woke up this morning feeling really happy and stuff, am I being naïve? I can't tell if the guy likes me, am I being dense?
User avatar #183467 to #183405 - alexanderburns (13 hours ago) [-]
never see him again
faggot kisses girls
he's gay
User avatar #183440 to #183405 - titsmccracken (18 hours ago) [-]
First kiss? Like the first time you ever kissed a boy or the first time you kissed this guy?
User avatar #183442 to #183440 - womanexplain (17 hours ago) [-]
First time ever kissing anyone
User avatar #183452 to #183442 - titsmccracken (16 hours ago) [-]
Hmm interesting. You're being dense by the way, he likes you.
User avatar #183431 to #183405 - hirollin (19 hours ago) [-]
he probably doesn't. most guys tend to kiss things they don't give a shit about, like walls, toilet paper, the lawnmower, and kate blanchet.
User avatar #183433 to #183431 - womanexplain (19 hours ago) [-]
What's up today you seen down
User avatar #183434 to #183432 - hirollin (19 hours ago) [-]
no exceptions. if he liked you he would have fucked you and not called you again.
User avatar #183435 to #183434 - womanexplain (19 hours ago) [-]
You sound like you're in a bad mood
User avatar #183437 to #183435 - hirollin (18 hours ago) [-]
nah, im pretty happy today.
#183438 to #183437 - womanexplain (18 hours ago) [-]
Just look after yourself kay'?
Just look after yourself kay'?
#183425 to #183405 - Ken M (20 hours ago) [-]
>name womanexplain
>first kiss
>asking for advice
U wot m8
User avatar #183430 to #183425 - womanexplain (20 hours ago) [-]
Anyone who knows me knows I can give advice to others but not to myself
#183407 to #183405 - hotdogg (05/03/2015) [-]
Depends what type of person he is, and how well you know him.
User avatar #183406 to #183405 - serhiy (05/03/2015) [-]
It depends from person to person. keep at it, but still be cautious.
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