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#167716 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
guy and I become friends, then friends with benefits (only had sex once though). Now he's always too busy to talk to me. Did he just use me for sex?
#167724 to #167716 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
maaan oh man he used you girl!!   
   
come on all you wanted was friends with benefits? of course he used you for sexs. shouldnt really take it hard tbh. when you go on the friends bus, all your gonna be treated is a friend even if your friends withe benefits.     
   
look for a real man. a good looking one. dont do fwb at all. it just leads to a road of pain
maaan oh man he used you girl!!

come on all you wanted was friends with benefits? of course he used you for sexs. shouldnt really take it hard tbh. when you go on the friends bus, all your gonna be treated is a friend even if your friends withe benefits.

look for a real man. a good looking one. dont do fwb at all. it just leads to a road of pain
User avatar #167718 to #167716 - inudewaruika (4 hours ago) [-]
Or, he's busy, most guys I know wouldn't make the effort in making a relationship just to ditch it.

How long have you been friends before it evolved in something more?
#167719 to #167718 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
about a week. not like I made it hard for him.
User avatar #167720 to #167719 - inudewaruika (3 hours ago) [-]
Maybe he did use you then, or maybe you were looking for the exact same thing he was looking for? No strings attached sex. Nothing wrong with that unless you didn't take precautions.

He most likely did use you, but at the same time, a part of you made it simple to do so. Don't mean to intrude, but were you a virgin before this happened or are you experienced?
#167722 to #167720 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
No I'm not a virgin. And it was just supposed to be fun sex but I thought we'd stay friends. I feel stupid.
User avatar #167723 to #167722 - inudewaruika (3 hours ago) [-]
People feel regret after something enjoyable, hence guilty pleasure.

I was asking about your experience because people who are new to sex, or only have had a few partners can become more emotionally attached than others that are more experienced.

All you can do is move on, and if he calls to invite you over to his place, or invite himself to yours, decline and move on, it's not worth maintaining a relationship like that, even if it's just for sex. Wouldn't want to become a booty call, now would you?
#167725 to #167723 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
no this just happens often.
User avatar #167726 to #167725 - inudewaruika (3 hours ago) [-]
You're setting your sights low.

You either don't posses the self esteem to make you think you deserve a longer relationship, or of the mind you don't want one and just want flings so you aren't tied down.
#167715 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Anyone have the gif of the skyrim dragon flailing around with the caption "you don't have enough badges to train me"?
User avatar #167692 - sisterblister (9 hours ago) [-]
is it safe to feed my dogs puperoni
#167693 to #167692 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
What kind of sick twisted person are you? Forcing your dogs into cannibalism.   
   
   
   
   
The things made for dogs. Just give it to them as a treat dude.
What kind of sick twisted person are you? Forcing your dogs into cannibalism.




The things made for dogs. Just give it to them as a treat dude.
User avatar #167694 to #167693 - sisterblister (9 hours ago) [-]
yea but that big china toxic thing i want to know if their still unsafe
User avatar #167696 to #167694 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
That was two years ago. If you don't want or feel that it's unsafe, there are other doggy treats.
User avatar #167697 to #167696 - sisterblister (9 hours ago) [-]
damn near all of them are still on the list i was just courious wha fj had to say and from what i saw china didnt change anything thats why im asking my dogs love them and i love the dogs but i work with dogs and most pet parents dont let us give them to them because they get sick and when i looked into it i saw no new info on it so i just dont know man
#167698 to #167697 - confusedasian (8 hours ago) [-]
Give them something like watermelon cubes. They're okay for dogs. Just no seeds or rind obviously.
Give them something like watermelon cubes. They're okay for dogs. Just no seeds or rind obviously.
User avatar #167699 to #167698 - sisterblister (8 hours ago) [-]
its winter i cant get watermellon right now but i think they eat cherry tomatos at least they have in the past i may try that
User avatar #167675 - badsamaritan (12 hours ago) [-]
My girlfriend is starting to get clingy. Been dating two years, so we are close
User avatar #167717 to #167675 - inudewaruika (4 hours ago) [-]
Late entry here, but maybe it's not that you're making plans without her knowledge that's upsetting her, but not being in the loop.

She may just be upset that she didn't know, not that she wasn't included in the plans.
User avatar #167678 to #167675 - phoenixforger (11 hours ago) [-]
Clingy? How so?
User avatar #167680 to #167678 - badsamaritan (11 hours ago) [-]
She gets mad if i make plans and dont tell her. That kind of shit.
User avatar #167682 to #167680 - phoenixforger (11 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried explaining to her that you need your own space?
User avatar #167683 to #167682 - badsamaritan (11 hours ago) [-]
yeah, i need to talk to her again. Maybe she dosent understand that i dont want to get approval all the time
User avatar #167685 to #167683 - phoenixforger (11 hours ago) [-]
Yup. Just tell her calmly and gently about how you feel, and all should be well. Dancing around the subject won't do you any good.
#167677 to #167675 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Clingy is good, if you no want then hand over to me.
User avatar #167648 - fornowjr (15 hours ago) [-]
Hey everyone this is for a christmas idea.

Secret Santa, got a girl (don't like her or anything), and I don't know what to get her.

I was told a 20$ gift card is good as there is a 20$ limit. Let me know what you guys think I should get. Thanks.
User avatar #167721 to #167648 - inudewaruika (3 hours ago) [-]
If you do get a gift card, try and get one you'll know she'll use and maybe add a tasteful card as well so it's not so cold.

Or make a card to go with it. If you're artistically inclined.
User avatar #167714 to #167648 - saltybanana (5 hours ago) [-]
you know i just did the secret Santa aswell

try going to fossil, been having alot of deals there. her her a bracelet for around 15bucks
looks nice and will make you look like a cool dude.
User avatar #167713 to #167691 - youngneil (6 hours ago) [-]
I remember seeing these all the time when I was little.
Except they always had spikes on them, and the girls wearing them were really into punk rock and liked to pretend they were from the UK.
The 90s were pretty radical.
User avatar #167690 to #167648 - awesomerninjathing (9 hours ago) [-]
buy her a couple of chokers

bitches love chokers

chokers are fucking hot
User avatar #167700 to #167690 - teoberry (7 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ you're fucked up
User avatar #167701 to #167700 - awesomerninjathing (7 hours ago) [-]
of all the things you could choose from to say that, you chose something incredibly fucking tame
User avatar #167702 to #167701 - teoberry (7 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ you have an ugly taste in necklaces

:^)
User avatar #167667 to #167648 - ilikethisusername (13 hours ago) [-]
get her a huge as fuck teddy bear or some shit. its cute and shit.
User avatar #167649 to #167648 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
You could ask some of her friends what she likes.
#167647 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
How do I build my self confidence? I feel like it'll make a lot of things so much easier in my life but I just can't seem stop putting myself down or thinking it's the end of the world if something doesn't go the way I planned.
User avatar #167651 to #167647 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
Tell yourself that you have no choice but to move forward. If you're exercising, don't stop until you have to. You have no choice but to do your work, to get up and out of bed, to live your life. Once you start doing this, you'll find that you can accomplish much more than you had thought. This will help build your confidence, and show you what you are capable of. Confidence issues are just a matter of overpowering your pessimistic side, and taking control for yourself.
#167695 to #167650 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
You know, you can upload webm videos like you normally upload a picture. You just click "select file manually" and then click the webm.
You know, you can upload webm videos like you normally upload a picture. You just click "select file manually" and then click the webm.
#167646 - deckbox ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
girlfriend and i spend long silences, like we play games now i cant think of anything to say to her, i had another breakdown and now it robbed me of my conversation skills
User avatar #167684 to #167646 - phoenixforger (11 hours ago) [-]
Well, think about that. Who is the man that she loved? If you were happy, talkative, and at peace, then you've got to pull that guy out of the wreckage and get him treated. You say you've been trying, well you have to stop that. Make it happen, tell all of your anxieties and worries to go to hell, and piece by piece rebuild yourself.
What happened in the past is important, but like you said, you've never been hit this hard.
Look to your strengths, find an activity that will get you up and moving. You're having trouble figuring out what to say, then go out and make stories happen. Example: If you join a painting class, then you can talk about how it went. Or if you build a bird house, then you can talk about that.
#167686 to #167684 - deckbox ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
yea i know, but i stil having troruble i get those headaches of cripplin pain and makes me feel stuck.

Ah well I guess I will fix it.

She has hyper insomnia, so sleeps 12-18 hours a day. Is currently on these keep awake tablets and its funny she is flying around her house jabbering about shit :p
User avatar #167687 to #167686 - phoenixforger (11 hours ago) [-]
Alright, I wish you both the best. I'm sure you'll work it out. At least sounds like she can carry the conversation while you recover.
#167688 to #167687 - deckbox ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
eh kinda she is as much of a lazy fuck as i am :p

seriously we both need a kick in the ass,
User avatar #167652 to #167646 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
Start with questions (How was your day? What do you want to do later? What do you think of (insert current event here)?). Then just talk about your own answers, how you feel about blablabla and blablabla. Eventually it will stop being an act, and will be more natural.
#167653 to #167652 - deckbox ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
yea but like, we have been talking for 4 years, conversations that last 9 hours or so, but all of a sudden I cannot think of a fathomable thing to say and it is driving me insane because she is not initating conversation either, we are in long distance thing but we know eachother inside and out.

before it was nt a problem, we owud talk little some times but still talked, but i had some sort of episode last week and ever since then I have been completely stuck what to say and do. Feel like she is just doing her own thing and i am just like the occasiona l message.
User avatar #167655 to #167653 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
Well, have you discussed this problem with her? She might feel the same way, that you two aren't talking much anymore.
#167656 to #167655 - deckbox ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
she promises everything is fine, and it is on an emotional level, I love her she loves me, but now things are getting worse, I feel like i am being ignored, and I am like You ok baby and she is like you ok or whatever, and it just stops dead there. I dont understand, It happened before but it is like really bad now, before i would send messages and i would just get a smiley face every 15-30 minutes after a couple of paragraphs of talking.

now i can barely form a sentence to say.
User avatar #167657 to #167656 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
Do you two ever talk over video chat? Text can be quick and all, but you might be overthinking what you want to say. How did your previous silent periods end?
#167658 to #167657 - deckbox ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
we are talking over video right now, but she has cam off, and is watching youtube videos and i am sat here in silence talking to some random guy on a forum instead of the woman i love
User avatar #167659 to #167658 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
Just tell her everything you told the random guy. Say that when you try to talk to her, and she responds with "whatevers", that you feel ignored. Tell her that you feel lost on what to talk about, and that you want her to talk to you in a meaningful way. Tell her that you are so desperate to fix this problem that you have been driven to posting on an advice forum, instead of talking to her. Tell her that this is really important and scary to you, and that she needs to help you face it.
#167660 to #167659 - deckbox ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I did and she said to go see counselor or something. I am going mad I did this to myself I made my self upset doing something or seeing something reading i dont know that would make me upset so i feel like i put myself in this position.
User avatar #167661 to #167660 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
It doesn't matter how you got here, and seeing or reading something that put you here would not make it your fault. A counselor might be a good idea, someone to help focus your thoughts. I don't mean to bring up bad memories, but might I ask what the nature of what you saw was? If you feel shut down because of it, then you'll have to confront and remove it.
#167662 to #167661 - deckbox ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
nothing even that bad, its like , hmm you know that feeling like you are anticipating something ? You get either an adrenaline rush or a sense of dread or excitement ? I feel like with all the shit i have been seeing online recently has fucked up the signals to my brain, So i would think about something, and then get that feeling in my heart or brain of that omg i am about to see something gross or cool or whatever, and its like i get some sort of physiolgogical response to it and it makes me feel REALLY bad.

I think my brain got stuck on one pathway, either getting excited about one kind of image or action, but it warped things in a way that If i look or think about looking it makes me so ill I feel like i am about to have an Anyurysm
User avatar #167663 to #167662 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
I think that a couple of days away from these sites would help calm you. Some peace and quiet, with easily predictable and structured schedules could give you a moment to relax. Maybe go out, sit back and take a moment of respite. You'll definitely have to try and keep out feelings like dread, excitement, and such for a bit. Try to focus your thoughts, because a focused mind keeps those feelings at bay. Do some crosswords, sudokus, and such to keep yourself occupied but not stressed.
#167664 to #167663 - deckbox ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
No thats the thing, I stayed away for ages, stoped altogether coz of how i felt, but then I just randomly looked at my phone and it had like the images you know google search or whatever and its like " Search such and such" and whilst I didn't actually see anything, its like that feeling i got, and when it spiked it made me go really like hysterical, I couldn't understand but its almost like something from Clockwork orange.

anyways I felt completly ok yesterday, so I thought right OK lets get to the bottom of this, and was seeing to what it was that was setting me off, and again, didn't see anything but got that feeling again a little bit.

I don't need anything sexual or otherwise, I got my girlfriend back but we broke up and i guess i got into some shitty habits from lonliness or whatever, Have a chequered sexual past so I suppose its all part and parcekl, but all my signals are fucked up for some reason, And i can't let that rob me of my girlfriend after working so hard to get her back and rebuilding our love.
User avatar #167668 to #167664 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
Seeking professional help would be wise at this point, you'll need someone to help "rewire" your signals. The fact that you care so much is great, it means that you're just getting bad feelings at odd times. Maybe a procedure for when you get these hysteria bursts would help, deep breaths, counting, stuff like that. If it comes and goes in waves, then there might be medication to help balance it out. Have you tried speaking to a counselor or doctor?
#167669 to #167668 - deckbox ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
ewant to. my gf wants me on meds but i was completelt 100% fine then i saw me phone and im fucked again. i brought this on myself and ruined the relationship with gf i thought i long lost.

i had bouts of anxiety that ruinedd things for us, I had a breakdown last year coz some guy made a pass at me, I thought i was going to get a disease from him or some shit, and like, There is this gross kid i know who isn't all that hygenic and i toucheed his playing cards and i felt like my hand was grossed out and contaminated like my body changed.

I meant to get on a plane to see her but i was too upset to go and she dumped me because of it, i was at the air port but didnt go on the plane i needed more time to settle down but was too late.

And I broke up with my GF, but what in the mean time she slept with some one else and got a STD so i go over there ? If i went on the plane we could have been together still and everything. Things are good now but now I done this stupid shit and now Ruined everything once again.
User avatar #167670 to #167669 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
Don't mean to snoop, but is the girl you are currently with the same one as in this content?
funnyjunk.com/Looks+like+deckbox+got+dumped/text/5376412/
#167671 to #167670 - deckbox ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
yup, meant to delete i mean its accurate but prob too harsh. i felt like that a lot since she came back. i was finally over that shit then this happens
User avatar #167672 to #167671 - phoenixforger (12 hours ago) [-]
Alright, clearly you've got a torrent of emotions going on inside of you. You bash on her, then, when you get back together, you turn around and beat the emotional shit out of yourself. You're suffering from anxiety, paranoia, and probably depression. You really need to make it a priority to see a counselor about this, and work through this mixture of feelings. It is only hurting you and your relationship, and making you miserable.

I think your main issue is confusion, you just don't see why you're being affected in these ways.

Long distance relationships are hard, and they can really test trust and communication, both of which are tests that you are feeling right now.

Your anxiety to ride in a plane is a hurtle you will have to overcome if you want to make this work, and for that to happen, you really have to stop beating yourself up. All of this self pity and hate is just obliterating your confidence, and feeding into your anxiety. Think positive things, about what you'll do with your GF when you see her in person, about how a plane ride is nothing to be afraid of, and about how your mistakes in the past don't control your future.
#167673 to #167672 - deckbox ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
my family are going with me but that could be as long as 6 weeks away any other man would be over there like a shot . i want to go now ir new years i cant take 6 weeks of boredom and depression
User avatar #167676 to #167673 - phoenixforger (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, what do you do with your time? Maybe you need a project to keep yourself busy, and remove that boredom. Plus, completing it will give you a sense of satisfaction and confidence.
#167679 to #167676 - deckbox ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
i know im trying but we both are currently not really doing anything productive with our time .

I mean, i wasnt doing much before and i could still talka bout anything ad me my usual go lucky self and entertain and be cute and cheeky etc, but now i feel I cant do any of thiose things or be the man sh e loves
#167643 - goryglory (16 hours ago) [-]
I wanna buy a wiiU, should i go for the standard black or Wind Waker bundle with the yellow trimmed gamepad. What do you guys think?
User avatar #167689 to #167643 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Bundle.
Cause it comes with a game, so why not?
User avatar #167641 - mondominiman (17 hours ago) [-]
I have christmas week off of work and all I want to do is stay at home and relax, play games. Thing is though I promised a buddy we were gonna go on a trip this weekend which is cool and all im looking forward to that but my parents want me to go and stay with them during the week I'm not working. I still plan on being there during christmas and even new years though I have to work that day. I do enjoy being with my parents and all but I visit them way to much and since they live in a tiny ass town there's nothing to do there. All I did when I lived with them was spend all my time on my pc since that town was mostly full of lowlifes. All my old friends in that town have moved so I can't really hang with them. I'll probably just come back up to my place after the weekend trip so I can take my pets and pc down with me when I stay at my parents for the rest of the time.
User avatar #167654 to #167641 - phoenixforger (14 hours ago) [-]
It's fine to do your own thing, so don't worry about that. Your parents clearly care about you, and want to have you around for Christmas. Since you're going to be home on that day, try to spend plenty of time with them. Also, take pictures of your trip, and try to have some stories about what you did. They'll want to know what you're up to, and it'll be a great conversation piece.
#167710 to #167709 - notred ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I can be your girlfriend.
#167712 to #167711 - notred ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
tfw
tfw
#167629 - tvfreakuk (18 hours ago) [-]
What do you say to a girl when you're planning on meeting her to break up with her?   
Because, i don't want to be cheery with a smiley face - but if I don't put a smiley she gets mad... (not like seriously mad, but she just gets annoyed with "you forgot the smiley face and kisses!!!"\0
What do you say to a girl when you're planning on meeting her to break up with her?
Because, i don't want to be cheery with a smiley face - but if I don't put a smiley she gets mad... (not like seriously mad, but she just gets annoyed with "you forgot the smiley face and kisses!!!"\0
User avatar #167644 to #167629 - megasharkman ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Be mean about it or she'll never fucking leave you alone
User avatar #167632 to #167629 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
Wow. Usually people come here wanting dating advice or something. I've never seen a break up request. It's sort of saddening.



Smack her and tell her it's over. If she starts crying tell her to nut up or shut up.

User avatar #167636 to #167632 - tvfreakuk (18 hours ago) [-]
It may sound dickish, but I'm not too sad over the possible break up myself.
We basically dated for 2 weeks and then we were instantly long distance because I had to go to university. Because of this, I've only seen her once over the last 2 months, and our calls started to dwindle a while ago because I started to get really busy, and any free time I did have was late-ish at night and I was tired as fuck from the work I was doing.

If anything, the whole situation makes me more depressed than the actual break up. It's not fair on her that I'm busy and can't call, and it's not fair on me that I have to feel shit about it constantly. Not to mention any time that she might want to see me means that she has to pay £30 - which she said is fine because she has a job - but I'm on a limited budget and can't make that same commitment of spending £30 to go to her. That also made me feel like shit.
Also just the fact that I'm not "feeling it", like being in love or whatever - and whenever I think about my future, I think about all the stuff I want to do here, which I think she'd be cool with going along with, but I don't want her too.
If we had maybe dated longer (like, a year longer) then the long distance might have worked because we'd have connected more
User avatar #167637 to #167636 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
Reword these:

"If anything, the whole situation makes me more depressed than the actual break up. It's not fair on her that I'm busy and can't call, and it's not fair on me that I have to feel shit about it constantly. Not to mention any time that she might want to see me means that she has to pay £30 - which she said is fine because she has a job - but I'm on a limited budget and can't make that same commitment of spending £30 to go to her. That also made me feel like shit.

If we had maybe dated longer (like, a year longer) then the long distance might have worked because we'd have connected more"


Don't mention the "I'm not feeling it" part, and you should be in an okay position to be honest.
User avatar #167630 to #167629 - notred ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
You're breaking up with her. She is going to be upset no matter what.
User avatar #167631 to #167630 - tvfreakuk (18 hours ago) [-]
I guess... I'm just worried I'll do something that will make it worse than it has to be
User avatar #167635 to #167631 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
No matter what you do, if she really likes you, she'll see it negatively. If she wants to break up with you as well, then it'll be balanced.
#167628 - wahut ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
i need some advice on male masturbators i live in Saudi Arabia and i want one so i need a company that ships it discretely so it doesn't rise any red flags on customs
#167633 to #167628 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
>want one


Wut?
User avatar #167634 to #167633 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I see. Never heard of fleshlights called male masturbators before.

Most sex toy stuff being delivered already are discreet with packages. Although your credit card company might see it.
User avatar #167627 - phoenixforger (19 hours ago) [-]
So, I have been looking over possible paths for my education. I'm currently working on my undergrad. I'm dual majoring in Physics and Mechanical Engineering, with a minor in Mathematics. I am looking into getting a Masters in Applied Mathematics. Anyone have any insight on the pros and cons of this? Should I stick with Mechanical Engineering?
User avatar #167645 to #167627 - megasharkman ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Fuck bro, you're smart. I barely passed Electrical Engineering by itself. I'd ask a TA or a professor
#167599 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
fitness is dead
sooooo

breakfast: couple of eggs and an apple
snacks and lunch: celery and carrots
after working out I grill up a chicken breast for dinner
How is this diet for losing weight? tips and guide pls respond
User avatar #167602 to #167599 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
You need more intake, man.
I had a friend who went from being 250lbs to 190lbs. The biggest difference? He turned a lot of that to muscle weight.

Start eating more fruit when you can; Drink more water.
Eat in smaller portions more frequently throughout the day.

The diet isn't bad, although you may leave yourself a bit malnourished.
#167605 to #167602 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I dont eat like just one apple or one carrot and thats it for lunch. I eat until im satiated. also I heard about like 6 smalls meals a deal and keeping it around 300 cals, would that be a good plan?
#167603 to #167602 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
Water is all I drink
Does it matter which kinds of fruit I eat?
what other kinds of foods do you recommend? im not much of a cook
#167582 - ultranumb (23 hours ago) [-]
Doing a project for extra points and it's a survey about capital punishment. Need people for filling it out or any advice/suggestions about the questions if I can add more or maybe word them more correctly.  All kinds of help is appreciated! And sorry for the bit of spam if  this seems like so x-x   
Link for the survey - www.surveymonkey.com/s/RDPZ6JC
Doing a project for extra points and it's a survey about capital punishment. Need people for filling it out or any advice/suggestions about the questions if I can add more or maybe word them more correctly. All kinds of help is appreciated! And sorry for the bit of spam if this seems like so x-x
Link for the survey - www.surveymonkey.com/s/RDPZ6JC
User avatar #167594 to #167582 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Only bad part is; What if someone is wrongly convicted?
User avatar #167600 to #167594 - confusedasian (21 hours ago) [-]
That doesn't happen and people have admitted to it in the past, but there are also people that have confessed to murders and other heinous crimes.
User avatar #167601 to #167600 - confusedasian (21 hours ago) [-]
I meant does. It does happen in the past.
#167583 to #167582 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
Done.   
   
I'm all for the death penalty.
Done.

I'm all for the death penalty.
User avatar #167612 to #167583 - ultranumb (20 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for doing the survey! And I was all in for capital punishment because I really view lowly murderers and such, but then again just killing the criminal will not solve that much. Now I just feel mostly conflicted about the topic but still probably doable in some extreme cases.
User avatar #167581 - rereviven (12/19/2014) [-]
My mom just changed my work schedule at my new job so I "Abolsutely connot work sundays" Because I'm being forced to goto one hour of church and two hours of religious shit class every sunday. Kinda getting pissed of recently, how do I tell her to stop trying to shove religious stuff between my schedule?
User avatar #167588 to #167581 - notred ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
How old are you?

If it's your work then you can tell your boss to just not listen to her.
User avatar #167666 to #167665 - rereviven (13 hours ago) [-]
Yet im still of to bible study fun class of shit every week
User avatar #167674 to #167666 - notred ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Just tell them not to do anything. You're pretty much an adult. Stand up for yourself.
User avatar #167584 to #167581 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
Tell her to go fuck a cactus.


Nah, but I don't believe that people need to go to church. I believe it's an option. If you have faith, why go to church all the time? To reassure your faith? Nah dude. It's fine to skip church every now and then.

But then again what do I know? I've only been to church once. And I'm not religious or knowledgeable of it in anyway. I do know a lot of people that don't go to church, but have strong faith though. If that means anything to you.
#167578 - notred ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I need some on advice on a relationship issue. I love this person and they don't even know I exist.    
   
Fistfireace, why can't you love me?
I need some on advice on a relationship issue. I love this person and they don't even know I exist.

Fistfireace, why can't you love me?
User avatar #167614 to #167578 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Cause I'm not gay
User avatar #167615 to #167614 - notred ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I love my mom, but I'm not incestuous.
User avatar #167616 to #167615 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
I just don't love anyone.
User avatar #167617 to #167616 - notred ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I can make you happy with my mouth.
#167618 to #167617 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm going to back away slowly.
#167619 to #167618 - notred ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't play hard to get.
Don't play hard to get.
#167620 to #167619 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't make me report you fro sexual harassment. funnyjunk.com/abuse/
#167622 to #167620 - notred ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You think that will stop me?
You think that will stop me?
User avatar #167625 to #167623 - notred ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Wrong.
#167574 - dehumanizer (12/19/2014) [-]
*roll 6*

We gotta kill him guys, currently at 100% hp!
0
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#167575 to #167574 - dehumanizer (12/19/2014) [-]
*roll 6*
User avatar #167586 to #167576 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
*roll 1, 0-999,999* I think this is how you do it. I'm not sure about the second comma.
User avatar #167587 to #167586 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
*roll 1, 0 - 999999* Okay, this is it.
User avatar #167589 to #167587 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
**confusedasian used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**confusedasian rolls 596,193** Fuck.
User avatar #167590 to #167589 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
There we go Dehumanizer. Just put **confusedasian used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"**
**confusedasian rolls 173,479** and it rolls one time, any number between 0 and 999,999. Alternatively you can roll up to 6 times.

Try it:
*roll 6, 0-999999*
#167591 to #167590 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
Fucking. Just copy and paste the last *roll part.
#167607 to #167591 - dehumanizer (20 hours ago) [-]
Fuck it, id just let BEEPEPE kill me, no point of living when no gf.
#167608 to #167607 - confusedasian (20 hours ago) [-]
I'll be your girlfriend.
I'll be your girlfriend.
#167609 to #167608 - dehumanizer (20 hours ago) [-]
i only accept irl qt gfs
#167569 - srgntpepper (12/19/2014) [-]
Okay, I've got the opposite of what's usually a pretty regular and expected problem.    
   
My family is pretty broken up, dad left mom and a nasty divorce ensued.  Yadda yadda yadda. it ultimately led to me having a pretty tentative and reclusive social life.  Furthermore, I have this neurotic tendency to second guess any and all acts of affection due to various manipulation tactics employed by both parents.  Long and the short of it, I have issues with serious relationships.   
   
Now, I have one friend, a good friend from high school who is really the only person I hang out with.   That being said, I can count the times I've been over to his place the past year on my right hand.   My problem is, because I only ever hang out with him, my fucking asshole family has jumped to the conclusion that I'm gay.     
   
A little piece of information for you, along with the divorce, I was bullied relentlessly in elementary school for being quiet, which obviously meant to my peers I was gay.  THIS has resulted in me having a heavy disdain for any relation of myself with homosexuality.  I'm very much a homophobe when dealing directly with myself.  ie, I don't like "gay" things happening to me.   To be clear, I have no issue with people being gay, I just... I don't like when I'm associated with being gay.  It sounds ignorant, but it's just how I am I guess.     
   
My stepsister told me "We're all happy for you, you should be proud", and I just fucking snapped inside.  I hate them.  They're no better the kids who jumped to conclusions and bullied me when I was in school.  I left the house so fucking mad, I haven't talked to my family since.  I doubt I'll be able to unless an apology comes first.   
   
How the hell do I deal with this?  I'm very much straight, I have absolutely 0 sexual inclinations towards men, I just don't want to have to go out and get a girlfriend with the only intention of it being to prove my heterosexuality.
Okay, I've got the opposite of what's usually a pretty regular and expected problem.

My family is pretty broken up, dad left mom and a nasty divorce ensued. Yadda yadda yadda. it ultimately led to me having a pretty tentative and reclusive social life. Furthermore, I have this neurotic tendency to second guess any and all acts of affection due to various manipulation tactics employed by both parents. Long and the short of it, I have issues with serious relationships.

Now, I have one friend, a good friend from high school who is really the only person I hang out with. That being said, I can count the times I've been over to his place the past year on my right hand. My problem is, because I only ever hang out with him, my fucking asshole family has jumped to the conclusion that I'm gay.

A little piece of information for you, along with the divorce, I was bullied relentlessly in elementary school for being quiet, which obviously meant to my peers I was gay. THIS has resulted in me having a heavy disdain for any relation of myself with homosexuality. I'm very much a homophobe when dealing directly with myself. ie, I don't like "gay" things happening to me. To be clear, I have no issue with people being gay, I just... I don't like when I'm associated with being gay. It sounds ignorant, but it's just how I am I guess.

My stepsister told me "We're all happy for you, you should be proud", and I just fucking snapped inside. I hate them. They're no better the kids who jumped to conclusions and bullied me when I was in school. I left the house so fucking mad, I haven't talked to my family since. I doubt I'll be able to unless an apology comes first.

How the hell do I deal with this? I'm very much straight, I have absolutely 0 sexual inclinations towards men, I just don't want to have to go out and get a girlfriend with the only intention of it being to prove my heterosexuality.
#167597 to #167569 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Sadly, speaking things over people repeatedly can make them become it.   
   
Such as why in most day-cares, the teachers aren't allowed to tell a kid they're being bad.   
Keep telling a kid he's bad and he'll become it.   
   
Same thing with the gay thing.   
I know someone who struggled hard with his sexuality because kids would pick on him and call him Gaycob instead of Jacob. He's all sorted out now, and clearly straight, but he let the worst of others get the best of him.   
   
Learn to ignore it. Or sarcastically agree with people.   
Ignore everyone else and focus on yourself. (At least in this respect.)   
Be the bigger man, and learn to laugh such things off.   
   
Nothing pisses off a troll more than them not being able to piss you off.   
If you laugh with them -- humble yourself in humility  (even if it's falsified humility from rumors)  -- then they will have nothing to attack.
Sadly, speaking things over people repeatedly can make them become it.

Such as why in most day-cares, the teachers aren't allowed to tell a kid they're being bad.
Keep telling a kid he's bad and he'll become it.

Same thing with the gay thing.
I know someone who struggled hard with his sexuality because kids would pick on him and call him Gaycob instead of Jacob. He's all sorted out now, and clearly straight, but he let the worst of others get the best of him.

Learn to ignore it. Or sarcastically agree with people.
Ignore everyone else and focus on yourself. (At least in this respect.)
Be the bigger man, and learn to laugh such things off.

Nothing pisses off a troll more than them not being able to piss you off.
If you laugh with them -- humble yourself in humility (even if it's falsified humility from rumors) -- then they will have nothing to attack.
#167592 to #167569 - confusedasian (22 hours ago) [-]
Quit being a faget.

Well, I would just leave it to be honest. Let them believe whatever they want. You should just move on and enjoy yourself.
User avatar #167573 to #167569 - sineztro (12/19/2014) [-]
Get a gf and tell her about whatts going on and that you might break up with her after meeting your family, you could just write to your parents that it really upset you that they thought you were homosex
#167559 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
So I'm going to visit my long distance gf for the first time on the 28th and we will be doing the dirty. We need birth control but since we are both 18, we are quite ignorant. Could anyone help us figure out the best case scenario we can take to prevent any pregnancy? I've tried bringing up spermicide but it seems she's not too keen on putting thing/substances inside of her.
#167580 to #167559 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
use condoms ffs. You don't need them unless you're actually putting it in her, handjobs/oral are perfectly fine without. Don't you even think about using the pull out method, that's how people get unintentionally pregnant. Birth control pills are effective immediately if the girl starts taking them on the first day of her period, otherwise it talkes about a week.
User avatar #167564 to #167559 - iridium (12/19/2014) [-]
Condoms to start with. They may not feel the best but they're the go to method. Just make sure they're lubricated sufficiently. OTC pills are fairly easy to get and aren't super expensive, though retailers in the south are less likely to stock them I believe.

The other advice I can give is:
-Read the directions. Birth control is only successful if used properly
-Do some research on your own
-I'm going to assume you're both virgins or at least very inexperienced considering you know little about birth control, your first time isn't going to exactly be the greatest, so don't expect much
#167681 to #167564 - otc (11 hours ago) [-]
yall gotta stop mentioning me
yall gotta stop mentioning me
User avatar #167705 to #167681 - iridium (7 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm sorry your name is the acronym for easily obtainable medicine but I'm not even sorry
User avatar #167567 to #167564 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
We aren't virgins but we might at well be because we lack in experience. I've been doing research but I just can't seem to come to my own conclusion. I'm thinking we will do stuff without the condom but when the time comes for intercourse, I'll put it on. She doesn't like the idea of the condom but if she doesn't like the idea of spermicide I guess she'll have to deal. She wants to get the shot but doesn't it only work within the first 7 days of getting your period? by the time I get there it would have already been too long.
User avatar #167640 to #167567 - hoponthefeelstrain (17 hours ago) [-]
how do you have no idea of birth control at the age of 18? Why is she against condoms?
You have condoms, pills and spermicide. It's too late to start the pill so condom and spermicide is your best option. Why is she against condoms?? And how the fuck do you have no idea about any birth control? Also don't trust pulling out cause precum can get her pregnant
User avatar #167568 to #167567 - iridium (12/19/2014) [-]
Like I said, it's best do your own research and talk it over to decide which route is best for you.

I will say this, avoid the Plan B route, that shit is expensive.
User avatar #167562 to #167559 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
The time frame we have is from 28th to the 6th of January. so starting the 28th is when we will be going to get the birth control.
User avatar #167570 to #167562 - playerdous (12/19/2014) [-]
Well birth control should be started several months ahead of time.
Unless its one of those super strong morning after pills.

As for the shot, if its the one that last several months then there can be long term effects like infertility.

So stick with condoms, I'd suggest trojan ribbed since they've never broken once vs trojan (icy hot?) which broke every other time.
User avatar #167571 to #167570 - advicedude (12/19/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I know it's sketchy but, pulling out. Any thoughts?
User avatar #167572 to #167571 - playerdous (12/19/2014) [-]
I only did that if my ex was on the rag, otherwise I didn't tempt it.
If your girls ovulating during this time frame don't do it.
User avatar #167565 to #167562 - iridium (12/19/2014) [-]
Did your text just turn blue
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