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User avatar #185773 - mondominiman ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
Any way to fix bad breath aside from brushing teeth daily cuz I have some mighty funky breath.
User avatar #185783 to #185773 - thebestpieever (10 minutes ago) [-]
Sometimes bad breath comes from the stomach, not the mouth. Go see a doctor if it's really pervasive.
User avatar #185784 to #185783 - mondominiman ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
Apperently coffee causes bad breath. Can't start my day without my daily 3 cup o' joe.
#185775 to #185773 - mikimowse ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Mints, mouthwash, gum, mouth sprays... That's what I would use. Or maybe a better smelling toothpaste?
I don't know much yo.
User avatar #185777 to #185775 - mondominiman ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
aren't gum and sprays just temporary fresheners? I don't want my breath to smell like ass 24/7
#185779 to #185777 - mikimowse ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah I guess they are... Sorry I'm not very helpful am I?
#185772 - mikimowse ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
Does anyone by chance know how I can get Photoshop for free? I used to have it on my old computer; I had to download a patch, but I can't find it again. Also old computer's HDD was totally fried I don't know how to torrent
#185755 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
my fiance and I had a fight about money last week, but resolved it since. However our sex life has stopped stone dead.

We haven''t had sex in a week, whenever i try to its a non starter. have been doing foreplay and trying to use toys but it seems nothing is getting her going, or at least for very long, and I try to have sex but it is like she isnt wanting it.

Not even kissing really anymore, I dont know . and apparently my massages suck.

It is like , everything is amazing one week, everything is great, our love life was getting better and better but now everything is in the complete shitter and she wont even talk to me about it. She is making me feel like a useless sack of crap and she doesn't realise or even care it seems.

I am no russell brand lethario but there was no issues beforehand, could get her to climax fairly consistently, and there was no issues with penatrive sex before.
#185785 to #185755 - anonymous (1 minute ago) [-]
Talk to her and see if this money thing is still bothering her.
User avatar #185782 to #185755 - makotoitou ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
become spiderman
User avatar #185762 to #185755 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
shit nigga that might gg no marry
#185751 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
So I met a psychopath today and the more I look back on meeting him, the more I can see how much traits he showed.
The problem is, I got his phone number cause he does some training for stuff and he also gave me something so I can help myself learn.
So now I'm kinda obligated to see him again and the problem is, I don't want to.
Basically, he seemed like a very nice person and he might be, I can't say if he isn't or not.
But I had a bad gut feeling about him so I did some research into it and a lot of people said that your gut feeling is typically right in situations like that. Cause they can easily manipulate you, but your intuition stays intact.
Now, I'm not saying he's a bad person and I don't want to judge him, but I certainly don't want to be around a possible bad person if he is actually a bad person.

So what can I do to cut him off? What can I do to not have to talk to him more.
Again, he seemed like a nice guy and I don't want to judge him, I just want to trust my gut feeling on this one.
#185752 to #185751 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Also, he was a very straight forward person. He even said to me that if someone came up and killed me, he wouldn't care.
And that didn't seem odd to me because I know how that shit works, but is that something I shouldn't have necessarily blown off as "Well, he's just a sociopath"
I mean, I know how that shit works, so it didn't throw up any red flags. But should it have?
#185753 to #185752 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Also, would a sociopath openly admit he's a sociopath?
And, does a sociopath ALWAYS have an ulterior motive?
#185754 to #185753 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
I got the two mixed up and I meant psychopath.
I always get the two names mixed because I never truly understood either ones differences fully.
But he was a psychopath, not sociopath.
User avatar #185771 to #185754 - sugoi (1 hour ago) [-]
Block his calls or change mobile numbers.
This aint that hard bro, as long as he dunno where you live you're golden.
#185746 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Alright guys, here's what's up. I'm the shyest piece of shit out there. People believe I'm "school shooter" potential and haven't ever had a gf. Growing up, i thought "man, when i start drinking, I'm gonna turn it around". I wanted to be a fun drunk. You know, the guy that's the life of the party. I thought "you know, I could lose my inhibitions for a bit and speak out and often, tell jokes, the works. Hell, i could even get laid, and even though i won't remember, I'll have the satisfaction". Well, the legal drinking age rolls around Yes, I waited to be legal. No, I'm not an American, so its not that bad to wait for a bit. , and i go to the party i plan getting drunk on. Things look good, lots of alcohol to go around for the curious, i had started drinking prior, to practice keeping it down, so this wasn't my first time drinking , and I thought "this is it". Now here's the kicker: I found out I'm a horrible drunk. Not only do i remember every single bit of the night, I give myself parental advice in my head. I'm not weird enough to say it out loud like "alright, try walking straight" "remember where you are at all times" and other bullshit. Now as for the "lack of inhibition", I ended up going into a full blown existential crisis, which, in case anyone needs this for future reference, is like a chick repellent. There was no crying, but on the car ride back, the phrase "we're all going to die" was muttered over and over again by yours truly. The morning after, i attributed it to having had a bad week, and looked forward to going to a new party with my mood up and my hopes even higher. The end of the school year is upon me, and I'm invited to a party. I find this to be my perfect chance, being high spirited and all. Well guess what? It fucking happened again. There have been other parties since then, and at each one that i tried my luck by going over, the same shit happens: I bring down the mood with bullshit that i'm too drunk to control. I can't stay sober at a party either, because then I talk to very few people if at all, and i end up, even though a bit less humiliated, a bit more sad because of my inability to talk to people whom I care about. So my question is simple: What do i do? I want to talk to people, but I'm too shy to do it while sober and too somber to do it while drunk.
User avatar #185774 to #185761 - mondominiman ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
What if yourself is a nerdy loser?
User avatar #185776 to #185774 - supertanto ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
then hang out with nerdy losers
User avatar #185778 to #185776 - mondominiman ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
But what if they're to much of a nerdy loser to go up to a group of nerdy losers who weren't that much of a nerdy loser to meet the other nerdy loser. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying now
User avatar #185780 to #185778 - supertanto ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
nigga wut
I think that means you're a whiny bitch and need to grow a pair
User avatar #185781 to #185780 - mondominiman ONLINE (18 minutes ago) [-]
I was just fucking around
User avatar #185750 to #185746 - alexanderburns (4 hours ago) [-]
Stop getting drunk and double stop being a bitch when sober.
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#185741 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
i'm planning on going to a desert camp out to celebrate a close friend's 21st birthday. problem is that he's invited a former friend of my long distance boyfriend. i say former because this guy had been friends with my boyfriend for several years until the guy expressed an interest in me. my boyfriend felt betrayed and cut ties with him. my question is how should i go about being friendly without giving the wrong impression? he's a pretty cool guy and i had wanted to be his friend but he kind of wrecked that when he made it clear he was interested in more.
User avatar #185760 to #185741 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I can't tell if you're a chick or a gay dude
User avatar #185739 - creepydudewatching (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm getting a motorbike in a week and I must say that I seriously don't know how I passed my test -- the instructor was nice to me, but I was speeding constantly, didn't slow down on corners, failed to indicate and even pulled out in front of a speeding BMW; we were both doing about 50, but I was the one in the wrong...
I'm scared man. I don't want to have to ride a motorcycle, but I need to for work and I couldn't afford a car... I'm just terrified of the road as is, let alone not being on it in a steel cage to protect me...
User avatar #185759 to #185739 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
you should've thought of that before hand you autismo
User avatar #185730 - friedflounder ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
anyone know any good apartment sites? i live in pennsylvania, lehigh valley to be exact. I went on craigslist and found some but they were in the shitty part of a close by city. Also some were just locatorsonline scam things and i cant find good information on others without sending an email requesting info.
please and thank you
User avatar #185758 to #185730 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
just knock door to door in nice neighborhoods and ask if they plan on dying soon
#185725 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
So I might've fucked up bad. My gf and I are a long distance and she came down with her family to see me and it was a complete surprise for me. As such it being a surprise I was completely unprepared, so when things got hot and heavy I didn't have a condom. Now I didn't cum inside or anything like that, but there is now a chance she is pregnant and her period is getting late. It's a few days late from when it was last month and has been irregular before, but she also has shown one other sign of pregnancy. Neither of us are ready for a child, and her family is kinda batshit about intimacy and I'm more worried about what'd they do to her than me if she turns out to be pregnant. So guys how fucked am I?
User avatar #185757 to #185725 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
you're not fucked but she is
User avatar #185740 to #185725 - bobvonbobby (6 hours ago) [-]
Don't be a fool, cover your tool
User avatar #185738 to #185725 - confusedasian (7 hours ago) [-]
Punch her stomach.
User avatar #185736 to #185725 - makotoitou ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
coathanger that little unborn shit
User avatar #185731 to #185725 - womanexplain ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Go to planned parenthood and get the plan b pill.
#185732 to #185731 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
It's already been past 72 hours since this has happened. Not to mention she has already gone back to where she lives
User avatar #185735 to #185732 - womanexplain ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Sorry I wasn't thinking when I put that
why didn't you get the plan B pill if you were worried?
Get her to go to the doctor, if she is pregnant you're probably looking at an abortion.
Planned parenthood is the place to go.
#185745 to #185735 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Update. Got a pregnancy test .She's negative and we'll check again in a week.
User avatar #185748 to #185745 - womanexplain ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Good luck
User avatar #185734 to #185732 - womanexplain ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
ask her to get the plan b pill
User avatar #185720 - advicedude (8 hours ago) [-]
I love logging into this board although I seem to read the posts a few hours too late haha! we need to have a system the notifies us any time someone posts onto this board.
#185716 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
In Memorial Day, I was having an intellectual conversation with my family about my hatred towards feminazis and modern feminism at the dinner table. I was informing everyone about all the wrong feminists were doing and how they should all be murdered. My grandma then interrupted me and said I should be nicer to girls and no wonder I was still a 27 year old virgin. I called her a bitch and then my dad punched me in the face in front of everyone. He then sent me to my room without eating. I’m not allowed to go to /pol/ anymore. What should I do funnyjunk?
User avatar #185763 to #185716 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
everything about this post makes me cringe
User avatar #185724 to #185716 - makotoitou ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
just bee yourself :^)
User avatar #185722 to #185716 - yologdogtwo ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
You should apologize to your grandmother. Understand that General opinions on the internet are ones that people keep to themselves in everyday life. So "Feminism is bad" opinion is a few years ahead of it's time.

Also understand that she was in the wrong, there are many reasons why you don't have a girlfriend. Funnyjunk loves you.
User avatar #185711 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
I craft with origami. I want to do other things though as a new hobby. Give me some ideas like wood sculpting, blacksmithing, I don't know really. Or if anyone here does origami, what would you recommend going into? Jewelry?
User avatar #185756 to #185711 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
paper machet penises
User avatar #185733 to #185711 - womanexplain ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
you have the ideas already
#185737 to #185733 - confusedasian (7 hours ago) [-]
Will you teach me how to craft my own woman?
Will you teach me how to craft my own woman?
User avatar #185747 to #185737 - womanexplain ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Okay so you need some dust yeah
get that fucking dust and get some magic shit and fucking make a dude right yah
then you get that dude and this is where it gets fuckin brutal and you tear out one of his ribs yeah
then you make the womans
#185706 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
I think I made it out of the friend zone.
User avatar #185764 to #185706 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
[insert papa franku link here]
User avatar #185705 - alucord ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone have any legal background, specifically singing a contract under duress?
User avatar #185765 to #185705 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yes
#185697 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
Need to be awake for another 17 hours. What should I do in the mean time?
User avatar #185766 to #185697 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
makotoitou please

heroin
User avatar #185719 to #185697 - advicedude (8 hours ago) [-]
A brisk walk outside for 15 minutes should help if you can.
User avatar #185713 to #185697 - makotoitou ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
cocaine
#185707 to #185701 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
This is probably the best game I've ever played.
User avatar #185708 to #185707 - sugoi (13 hours ago) [-]
Happy to help.
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#185693 - hotdogg (21 hours ago) [-]
Taking up four hours of my time or four hour's.
User avatar #185767 to #185693 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #185714 to #185693 - makotoitou ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
hours
User avatar #185702 to #185693 - sugoi (14 hours ago) [-]
Four hours tends to do that.
User avatar #185691 - lolwtfbbqryan (22 hours ago) [-]
yo anyone on

i need advice on what i should put as starting expected pay

im 17, but i have experience in sales and such.

sales associate at a pool store. what should i put?
User avatar #185768 to #185691 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
$100 an hour plus bonus and benefits. Let them know you mean business. That's what I told joshlol when he hired me for his cocksucking business and he respected me for it and slapped me like the dirty little slut I am.
User avatar #185743 to #185691 - ieatbengay (4 hours ago) [-]
put minimum wage

they won't change your wages based on what you put there but they might decline you if its too high
User avatar #185723 to #185691 - yologdogtwo ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
A little above minimum wage. always shoot for a little above what you actually want.
User avatar #185715 to #185691 - makotoitou ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #185689 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
any advice for not being so critical of the actions i take?
User avatar #185703 to #185689 - sugoi (14 hours ago) [-]
Hang out on anime board and realize everyone's opinion is shit.
User avatar #185692 to #185689 - bobvonbobby (22 hours ago) [-]
Go up to random girls and start off with some rap lyrics, then act like a normal conversation. You'll find that they won't give a shit really what you started off with.

Go do push ups in public or a busy place.
User avatar #185690 to #185689 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
do something spontaneous, don't die. Repeat 6 times and realize you can do spontaneous stuff and not die.
User avatar #185694 to #185690 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
no, like if someone criticizes me for anything thing i do i feel kinda, idont know.... worthless?
#185717 to #185694 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
"Everybody makes mistakes, everybody as bad days

Everybody knows what what I'm talkin' 'bout, everybody gets that way..."

Learn to laugh at yourself.
The world isn't trying to punish you or make you feel bad.
Most people usually think about themselves and not what their actions/words have on other people.
The trick is to not take everything seriously.
Throw some humor in and you should be fine.

User avatar #185721 to #185717 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
i throw humour at pretty much everything i do its the only way to not feel like i want to slit my wrists
User avatar #185687 - nought (23 hours ago) [-]
any tips to concentrate on doing something
User avatar #185769 to #185687 - supertanto ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
snort Adderall
User avatar #185744 to #185687 - ieatbengay (4 hours ago) [-]
put on your favourite song and force yourself to do it till the end of the song
User avatar #185726 to #185687 - yologdogtwo ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Exercise every morning. And make sure you can feel the burn while you do it.

Feeling like you go something done before the day even begins everyday will help self esteem and motivation. And it has the added bonus of giving you that beachbody you want
User avatar #185704 to #185687 - sugoi (14 hours ago) [-]
Just Do It
There is no magic trick, unless you use ADD drugs, and I have no idea what they're called.
User avatar #185688 to #185687 - unforgivenfive (23 hours ago) [-]
masturbate, get off the computer, take a quiet walk. get back to what you we're doing
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