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User avatar #147320 - Killerwale ONLINE (55 minutes ago) [-]
Yo jingleforth are even still alive?
#147318 - dehumanizer ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Another beautiful evening of drinking alone, not even gonna bullshit you its hardly related to >tfw no gf, dont really think about that much although i am lonely, but just generally bored of life, y-you know? Scared i'll be taken out of my comfront zone and forced to interact with QTs and Normies then get >feels again. What do? Cheers!
#147322 to #147318 - anonymous (49 minutes ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#147324 to #147322 - dehumanizer ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
cant you like use a different reaction pic?



serge is that you? im sowwy ; ^ (
User avatar #147319 to #147318 - watchingyou (57 minutes ago) [-]
Dude you're always blaming your own failures on girls. What's wrong with you? It's your own fault you're so insecure.
#147321 to #147319 - dehumanizer ONLINE (54 minutes ago) [-]
Can you even coprehand how uber i would be if i actualy got some love? Probly be the king of the world by now!
Can you even coprehand how uber i would be if i actualy got some love? Probly be the king of the world by now!
User avatar #147310 - zzjames ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Advice for someone who is starting their first job soon and still a horny teenage wreck? For a friend
#147313 to #147310 - dehumanizer ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
whats the job?
User avatar #147314 to #147313 - zzjames ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Waiter
#147315 to #147314 - dehumanizer ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
eh idk its not really laborish, just write down peoples orders and then give them their food
#147316 to #147315 - zzjames ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Thats as far as it goes I guess
Thats as far as it goes I guess
#147309 - Beenfiftyfive ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
So from last February of last year to now I went from 252 lbs to 209 lbs as of yesterday, which is great and I'm proud of myself, but I still feel like I have A LOT of excess fat still hanging around. Now 209 isn't my ideal weight, and I still have plenty of fat, sure, but I feel like I shouldn't be this much. Could it be excess skin cuz of the weight loss or just something that will work itself out with continuing exercise and diet?
#147311 to #147309 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Things like that usually revolve around the diet, as long as your muscle-gain is in correlation with your fat-burning, or excess skin if you must
#147307 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
Anyone in the south, I don't know if they're on the north, know what kind of ants those tiny brown ones are? They have black heads. It says carpet ants, but I don't know. They're everywhere and it's retry annoying. Anyone know how to get rid of these types of ants?
#147293 - Sunset (6 hours ago) [-]
should you hate your family if there's enough reasons to? i can't figure out if i should or not since they've been the worst bunch to me ever since i was little, but then again they also provided for me and all. not sure if they helped me since that usually devolved into shouting and hitting but, idk

how do feel
User avatar #147298 to #147293 - watermelloon (5 hours ago) [-]
you can love your family because there your family but you can hate them as people at the same time
User avatar #147295 to #147293 - thatnigger ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
You can be grateful and still hate someone. Respecting someone doesn't mean you can't dislike them. Sure you can appreciate what they've done, but also disliking how they've treated you and hate them for it isn't really abnormal at all, ya know?
User avatar #147276 - trollypollyz (8 hours ago) [-]
I have the choice to go on a hunting trip with my cousins on Friday and get back on Monday night, or go to a BBQ with my friends on Friday (this BBQ has fucking bouncy castles). If I go on the hunting trip I miss the first day of college but if I go to the BBQ then idk what my cousins will think of me. What do?
#147308 to #147276 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
bouncy castles? you are 12 and you got in college? Awesome!
User avatar #147300 to #147276 - watermelloon (5 hours ago) [-]
dont want to miss the first day of school. not a good look. you can go hunting another time.
User avatar #147278 to #147276 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
As a timely person, I'd like to tell you to go to the BBQ.
Although it's your decision.

In the end, you can always go hunting another time. The BBQs will stop in the next month; Hunting won't.
User avatar #147296 to #147278 - thatnigger ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure the bouncy castle seals the deal as well.
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#147272 - joltzeke (10 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, pansexual faggot here to ask some advice of course. So here's my situation been with a girl for about 3 years now, church go-er, hates when I don't go to church too, abused as a child, hates and denies that I can be pansexual/bisexual (whatever makes you guys understand better) if I'm with her.
Plus side she is perky, nice, very willing to help most times, loves to fuck, has great body, pretty smart, great conversationalist most times and can all around make me smile when I don't even want to.
Now the problem is that she wants to get married within the next year, I'm 20 and only half way through massage school. She wants to go to grad school and I doubt I can support her through that. She has a lot of emotional attachment to me and I really don't want to fuck up her emotional state since I just helped her get it somewhat stable and healthy. I don't want to stay with her anymore if she can't really deal with me being non-religious and not fully straight. Plus I have 6 other people that are dtf, 3 of them are ready to get down on Thursday night. What the hell should I do? Would waiting for her to go back to school be a good idea? Or should I just run now and hope for the best?
User avatar #147301 to #147272 - watermelloon (5 hours ago) [-]
how can you be 'pansexual' and a 'faggot'

logic
User avatar #147303 to #147301 - joltzeke (5 hours ago) [-]
Pansexual as in my actual sexuality and faggot in the sense: "haha look at that faggot i bet he kisses girls." Just self insult for fun.
#147281 to #147272 - dehumanizer ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
you either need to stop beeing a litteral fedora faggot or kill yourself, dick is plentiful and easy to get, good girls arent. Change soon before you turn from semi to complete faggot.
User avatar #147297 to #147281 - joltzeke (5 hours ago) [-]
You're harsh but damn funny. I like you.
User avatar #147277 to #147272 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
She sounds great for you.
If you really like her, then you can get engaged to her.

Life isn't about orgies.

Just because you know people who are ready and willing for certain things, doesn't mean it'd give you anything in the long run. Except AIDS.
My cousin had dated her boyfriend for twelve years before they got married. They were engaged for four years, of the twelve, if I recall correctly.

You don't have to rush into things, and you surely don't have to ruin your future for something that'll enhance the short-run of things.
User avatar #147299 to #147277 - joltzeke (5 hours ago) [-]
The thing is that it's either marriage in the next year or nothing at all. So she's kind of saying this whole thing has to be rushed or it's over.
User avatar #147274 to #147272 - thatnigger ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Dude, communicate with her.
As much as I hate to admit it, its quite difficult for religious and no religious people to be together if they're both not completely okay with it, due to family and personal issues. Think about it like this, how will your kids be raised and are you alright if she wants them to be religious as well? Not only that but you've just said she doesn't accept you, she only accepts part of you and completely ignores other things about you.
You need to communicate with her and tell her these things, if you don't talk about it now you will some day and it may be too late and you're already married with a kid, ya know? Bring it up and hope she either realizes you two can't really be together, or that she's willing to accept you, and I mean all of you.
Don't just run out on her though, she at least deserves a proper talk to or at least I think its the nice thing to do.
User avatar #147302 to #147274 - joltzeke (5 hours ago) [-]
I've communicated all of these things to her. The first time I said I was not a christian, she broke down, I mean fucking crying and begging and all that razzmatazz. Scared me a bit she took it that serious. She has threatened break up over my bisexuality before, she has addressed many times over she's not okay with that or any form of sexuality that strays from the traditional hetero. Also she doesn't kids so I can't really think of it like that.
User avatar #147304 to #147302 - thatnigger ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Did you stay with her because you loved her or because you didn't wanna be alone and have to look for someone else? She's already threatened to break up with you over your preferences, why'd you stay?
User avatar #147269 - suicidalthoughts (11 hours ago) [-]
i don't know where else to post this so if im in the wrong board just tell me. Im currently in sacramento, ca and im desperate to find some weed. I don't know anyone here, so im all on my own. What should i do? i just texted a random number that i saw on webehigh but nothing, is there anyone here that can help me out or give me advice?
User avatar #147270 to #147269 - nippuhl (10 hours ago) [-]
Just ask a local
User avatar #147248 - daryldixon (13 hours ago) [-]
I cracked my LG G2 and half the screen doesn't work. What's the best phone to buy for 100 dollars or less? reposting on technology because fuck you
User avatar #147250 to #147248 - daryldixon (13 hours ago) [-]
well shit maybe ill just fix my phone for 150 but ill probably fucking break it again fuck.
User avatar #147279 to #147250 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Get an Otterbox?
User avatar #147246 - trolljunkusa (13 hours ago) [-]
Hi guys.

I want to bring up a pretty serious issue. My mom has been battling depression, anxiety, and many other illnesses in the recent years, and has been prescribed many medications that simply do not work on her, and usually cause her to be in worse condition than she originally was. I fear that these medications are going to shorten her lifespan and potentially kill her, she's taking upwards of 25 different medications a day, and just got over a very severe pain medication addiction that was prescribed to her for her spinal issues.

I'm no doctor, but I believe medical marijuana could help her. And this isn't just me trying to get my mom to smoke weed cause I'm a stoner. I truly believe it could help her based on some of the medical journals I've read. I smoke weed quite often, but I never truly started believing marijuana was a legitimate medicine until around last year. I just thought it was a safe way to get high and relieve pain, and an alternative to pain killers.

I want to try and convince her to not move to Tennessee next year where weed is 100% illegal. I want her to move somewhere where it is legal, and get a doctor who will work with her on getting a prescription, and guiding her through her medical issues. My mom isn't against pot, she's just not comfortable using it until it's 100% legal at a federal level and state level. I want to convince her that this is the healthiest, and possibly the most beneficial way to get through her illnesses and issues.

Thanks for any help guys.
User avatar #147275 to #147246 - watermelloon (8 hours ago) [-]
she needs to stop taking fucking 25 meds a day. that's messed up and any doctor allowing that is seriously stupid.

she needs to make sure she has her medications every day at the same time. they take about 6 weeks or longer for some to take effect and if u miss even 1 u have to start the process over again. U should check for drug interactions with her medications also. and maybe she should be seeing a therapist rather than taking drugs for her 'mental' disorders, she should see one 2 or 3 times a week.


also, u should workout if she needs to be smoking or taking it perhaps in the oil form. as the oil form can help a lot with certain conditions and while smoking can help, it can sometimes cause harm (addiction. memory problems. lung problems)
User avatar #147263 to #147246 - pokemonstheshiz (12 hours ago) [-]
pot can have helpful effects for some of that stuff, but it's not a cure-all. I wouldn't pack up and move just to smoke a plant. And if she already has a tendency to get addicted to things, I wouldn't pick up a drug that's easy to get mentally addicted to (the feeling is noticeable. You're much more likely to get addicted to stuff with very noticeable effects.) If she does this, convince her to put a bit extra forth and buy a quality vaporizer. Just the act of smoking is bad for your lungs over time. Vaporizers attempt to reduce what you're inhaling to strictly THC, which by itself is not bad for your lungs.

But really though, don't look to drugs like this as a solution. Pain-blocking drugs just help you ignore the pain for a short while. You have to get at the root of the problem.
User avatar #147241 - oceanfrank ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
how come the sound is always muted on the videos on FJ?
User avatar #147243 to #147241 - makotoitou (14 hours ago) [-]
poop
User avatar #147244 to #147243 - oceanfrank ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
10/10 answer, really helped.
#147229 - ipostcp (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, so basically I just got a huge fucking pay cut and my benefits packages are pushed from 4 months to 7 years. Meaning I won't get dental, life insurance, health care and all that until 7 years.

I signed a contract stating I will get these things after 120 working days and I would get paid for 17$/h. I'm considering taking legal action and apperently I can sue for a years salary.

BTW I'm unionized, so that's why I can do this.

Should I bother with this long struggle or no?
User avatar #147249 to #147229 - trolljunkusa (13 hours ago) [-]
Also, did you sign a formal employment agreement saying that you would get these things? If so, you have a really good case my friend.
User avatar #147317 to #147249 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Uh yeah, I did. They did this to about 87 people so I don't exactly know whats going to happen to my plant.
User avatar #147247 to #147229 - trolljunkusa (13 hours ago) [-]
Consult a lawyer first, see if you even have a case. Don't skimp on a lawyer either, I guarantee your company has good lawyers. Just know that with sueing you are risking your job, and you are never going to be able to use that job as a reference. However if you win, you'll be rich. Be smart with that money though, you are going to be out of a job. I don't get the hate for your comment. Your goal as a worker is to make as much money as possible, with as little work as possible. Their goal as an employer is to make you work as much as possible with as little pay as possible. And right now they're succeding, and saying "fuck you" to the balance.

Your only other option is to walk out on them, because based on what I'm seeing is they're most likely going to lay you off

good luck man, you're going to need it.
User avatar #147242 to #147229 - oceanfrank ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
yes. forget the money portion of this, if you dont take action against this, you're basically telling that job, 'Yeah im a subhuman who will work for shit on a plate, dont worry I'll let you fuck my sister and mother too." The WORST thing you could is quit and find another job but still i'd love a years pay in only 1-2 months.
User avatar #147230 to #147229 - nippuhl (15 hours ago) [-]
Good
Lets hope you die
#147233 to #147230 - ipostcp (15 hours ago) [-]
What are you talking about dying.
User avatar #147202 - dragonskeepsake (17 hours ago) [-]
You know that feeling you get when you get dumped
that really hard feeling in your chest
it just hit like a bus.
wat do.
#147282 to #147202 - dehumanizer ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
>getting dumped
>implying i know what is not to be initually rejected
#147222 to #147202 - saltybanana (16 hours ago) [-]
time too move on brotha!

its tough the first couple of weeks but you'll eventually get over it.
find something todo, like a hobby, or a job? something to keep you busy, cause if your always home, you will be thinking about that person you got dumped by
User avatar #147228 to #147222 - dragonskeepsake (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, Man.
I guess ill go after my best friend Jess then, Hes pretty cute c:
and i guess it was kindof my fault, Considering we were together before too.
#147235 to #147228 - saltybanana (15 hours ago) [-]
see need to look at the bright side in things. cant always be thinking negative.   
   
hope it works out well!
see need to look at the bright side in things. cant always be thinking negative.

hope it works out well!
User avatar #147232 to #147228 - nippuhl (15 hours ago) [-]
Fucking moron
Have fun with that
User avatar #147234 to #147232 - dragonskeepsake (15 hours ago) [-]
Me and her were together
not me and him
User avatar #147236 to #147234 - nippuhl (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm calling you a moron for asking out your best friend.
User avatar #147238 to #147236 - dragonskeepsake (15 hours ago) [-]
Well i think its a good idea
We have alot of history together
We both have a ton of things in common
And the fact that we basically know everything about eachother
i.e turn-ons, turn-offs, fetishes
User avatar #147239 to #147238 - nippuhl (15 hours ago) [-]
Have fun
#147209 to #147202 - confusedasian (17 hours ago) [-]
No, I don't know that feeling.

Because I've never got dumped before.


Because I've never dated before.





Embrace the single life.


One of us. One Of Us. ONE. OF. US.
User avatar #147213 to #147209 - dragonskeepsake (17 hours ago) [-]
If he doesnt have anyone by next week im asking out my best friend Jess.
is the single life a cult?
#147214 to #147213 - confusedasian (16 hours ago) [-]
Don't ask Jess. Jess is a lame name.

Come with us. Join us. We have bake sales every Mondays and Fridays.

Foo, it might be.
User avatar #147215 to #147214 - dragonskeepsake (16 hours ago) [-]
im already part of a cult though
And Jess is one of my closest friends, ive known him for like, 4-5 years? i think.
#147216 to #147215 - confusedasian (16 hours ago) [-]
Bring him to us, but only as a friend. We're all here for you. We're all waiting.    
   
   
One of us. One Of Us.** ONE**. OF. US.   
   
 Denounce them and follow your destiny.
Bring him to us, but only as a friend. We're all here for you. We're all waiting.


One of us. One Of Us.** ONE**. OF. US.

Denounce them and follow your destiny.
User avatar #147192 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
just curious to see if anyone else is having this issue?

when you wanna play a video here on the board i get no sound, or choice to put the volume up. is anyone else having this trouble?
#147210 to #147192 - confusedasian (17 hours ago) [-]
Some videos don't come with sound because they're just gifs made into a video to load faster and smoother. Some come with sound.
#147219 to #147210 - saltybanana (16 hours ago) [-]
ooooh okay makes sense i guess?
ooooh okay makes sense i guess?
#147223 to #147221 - saltybanana (16 hours ago) [-]
oh okay, im not the only one. well i feel better
oh okay, im not the only one. well i feel better
#147224 to #147223 - confusedasian (16 hours ago) [-]
If the fat guy wore glasses, he would look a lot like I do.
#147226 to #147224 - saltybanana (16 hours ago) [-]
your name makes sense to me know
your name makes sense to me know
#147227 to #147226 - confusedasian (16 hours ago) [-]
You didn't think I was actually Asian or something? I'm Vietnamese. The confused part is just because I'm stupid and don't understand a lot.
You didn't think I was actually Asian or something? I'm Vietnamese. The confused part is just because I'm stupid and don't understand a lot.
#147231 to #147227 - saltybanana (15 hours ago) [-]
could also meant as Asian in im Indian Asian, ya feel me?
#147237 to #147231 - confusedasian (15 hours ago) [-]
No I don't. India is part of Asia. There's not a nationality difference between Vietnamese and Indians. We're both Asians.
No I don't. India is part of Asia. There's not a nationality difference between Vietnamese and Indians. We're both Asians.
#147190 - nippuhl (19 hours ago) [-]
Am I really that ugly?
Face is kind of hard to see but everybody says I am
User avatar #147291 to #147190 - joshlol (6 hours ago) [-]
no but that coat is ugly
User avatar #147323 to #147291 - nippuhl (39 minutes ago) [-]
No it's not.
User avatar #147325 to #147323 - joshlol (24 minutes ago) [-]
it is
User avatar #147326 to #147325 - nippuhl (20 minutes ago) [-]
it really isnt
User avatar #147327 to #147326 - joshlol (18 minutes ago) [-]
shit taste
#147283 to #147190 - dehumanizer ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
i recommend you wear a paper bag over your head
User avatar #147271 to #147190 - squalllionhart (10 hours ago) [-]
you look like justin beiber to me
so uh, take that how you want it
User avatar #147258 to #147190 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
No.

Also, beauty is subjective.
Beauty is within the eye of the beholder.

Looks don't mean much when it comes down to it, man.
Also, that picture is fairly professionally taken.
User avatar #147260 to #147258 - nippuhl (12 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #147251 to #147190 - trolljunkusa (13 hours ago) [-]
I'd fix the hair maybe, but other than that you're pretty attractive. I'm a straight male too.

You look kind of baby faced though
#147206 to #147190 - confusedasian (17 hours ago) [-]
You look like that one beta kid that killed like 7 people because no girl would go out with you.


Uh, I like your jacket though.
User avatar #147268 to #147206 - chewieisthebest (11 hours ago) [-]
lmaoooooooooo
User avatar #147203 to #147190 - havockwzy ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
well, lets do this then.

you dont look ugly but you dont look over the top, average like the rest of the world.

but on tha picture you look, i dunno sad and weak. that might be your problem, attitude and personality can solve a lot of things and if you work on it you might turn things around

User avatar #147193 to #147190 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
im not gay or anything but you dont look that bad man.

no one is ugly IMO its how the person who sees you beauty is in the eye of the beholder from here you look like you have good eyelashes, girls love guys with long eyelashes, dont know why?
User avatar #147195 to #147193 - gandaalf (18 hours ago) [-]
no
he's okay
but honestly
there are some pretty fugly people on this earth
User avatar #147196 to #147195 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
srs theyre are some ugly muthaphacka out there. this guy isnt have bad IMO

yeah he isnt perfect but nobody is unless your a freaking supermodel or one of those fitness models
User avatar #147197 to #147196 - gandaalf (18 hours ago) [-]
yeah
but you were just saying
'no one is ugly IMO'

a fuck ton of people are ugly
User avatar #147198 to #147197 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
i was trying to say as in no one is ugly to some people like the quote goes "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

but yeah ive seen some ugly muthaphackas with some gorgeous girls. i think its all in the game
User avatar #147178 - norwegiandude ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
How many times can one user thumb you down?
I have many comments in this one thread and he thumbed them all down without even saying why he did it...
Can he alone thumb me down to 0 again?
What should I do?
User avatar #147292 to #147178 - joshlol (6 hours ago) [-]
users can thumb down 20 of your comments every 12 hours
they can't thumb down the same comment twice
User avatar #147294 to #147292 - norwegiandude ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I got that now, but thanks anyway joshlol...

I should've never made this thread, I just gained more of these people following me and thumbing me down.
User avatar #147218 to #147178 - alecbaldwinning (16 hours ago) [-]
Who gives a fuck, they're internet thumbs. Go do something with your life.
User avatar #147290 to #147218 - norwegiandude ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
If you get much red thumbs you're considered a troll.
So then I won't be able to use this advice board anymore.
I'm doing what I can do with my life, but I can't do much...

fagget, you cared enough to comment
User avatar #147179 to #147178 - ipostcp (20 hours ago) [-]
25 per 24 hours. I think you can flag him for harrasment.
User avatar #147220 to #147179 - alecbaldwinning (16 hours ago) [-]
It's 20 times per 12 hours, and red thumbs aren't even close to being considered harassment you ignorant child.
User avatar #147182 to #147179 - norwegiandude ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
He thumbed me down at least 13 times in the same thread. He didn't comment though.
I didn't check my other comments though, he could've easily have thumbed them down too since I have an open profile.
What should I do?

Should I even have an open profile?
#147211 to #147182 - confusedasian (17 hours ago) [-]
I have mines private for everyone including friends.
#147185 to #147182 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Having an open or private profile doesn't matter. You can search someone's username in the search area and find all of their comments. As an example, I searched my username and my comments came up.

Pic related, my comments.
User avatar #147186 to #147185 - norwegiandude ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You get many thumbs...

But what about the problem? What to do?
User avatar #147187 to #147186 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

I'm not too sure. Blocking someone doesn't help prevent them thumbing you down, and even if you tell a mod and they ban him, he can always create a new account and/or have a proxy.
User avatar #147188 to #147187 - norwegiandude ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
He's annoying though.
Just because I said something from bob's burgers wasn't funny he thumbs down everything.
User avatar #147189 to #147188 - fistfireace (19 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, there's a lot of faggots on this site who usually thumbs down someone all the time for not agreeing with their opinion. The only thing you can do is ignore him. He might stop eventually.
User avatar #147169 - larrynonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
Why do wasp stings feel good, I've only been stung twice. Once I was a kid I got stung but I think it was a bee. Earlier this summer I got stung right on the ear, and it hurt for a minute (I was skating on board) but then it felt like some weird orgasm and I didn't feel guilty or lewd after, It was like having chills but really good. The bad thing is nothing can't top that feeling of bliss wat do advice?
User avatar #147194 to #147169 - georgesmoustache (19 hours ago) [-]
if you're being serious then it could be relief from your body stopping the pain, when I take a massive shit it feels nice afterwards because the slight pain has stopped
#147212 to #147194 - confusedasian (17 hours ago) [-]
I love that feeling. The minute it comes out, just. The best feeling in the world. Same with diarrhea too. Nothing better than unleashing your brown tsunami into the toilet.
User avatar #147181 to #147169 - nippuhl (20 hours ago) [-]
Heroin.
User avatar #147175 to #147169 - marinepenguin (20 hours ago) [-]
Masochist obviously.
User avatar #147166 - gandalfpointtwo ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I have 3 nipples. Help
#147180 to #147166 - thewhitespy (20 hours ago) [-]
I have 4.
User avatar #147167 to #147166 - makotoitou (21 hours ago) [-]
grow more
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