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#164291 - samoaspider ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Which board should I use to request reaction images?
#164290 - megamouth ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
how come i cant see anything on fj2? i can click on the pics but nothng will load
#164288 - Womens Study Major (33 minutes ago) [-]
I bought some Nike reax shoes and they already squeak. Is there any way to fix them?
User avatar #164276 - kanduhuskedetder (7 hours ago) [-]
Ever since I logged onto with this account, I constantly get logged out on the original fj. Anyone any clues?
User avatar #164264 - fuckyouthatswhy (10 hours ago) [-]
what to do when sick?
User avatar #164279 to #164278 - fuckyouthatswhy (4 hours ago) [-]
The lack of covenant battlecruiser makes it hard for me to glass the planet
User avatar #164280 to #164279 - gabemczombie (4 hours ago) [-]
I can understand that predicament
#164275 to #164264 - sugoi (7 hours ago) [-]
Stay in bed and watch anime.
Stay in bed and watch anime.
User avatar #164268 to #164264 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
DayQuil, NyQuil, Benadryl/ Tylenol, water, and sleep.
#164262 - Womens Study Major (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm seeing things, should I go see a doctor?

Lately I've been hearing and seeing things, like sometimes when I'm doing yard work I hear someone scream at the top of their lungs right behind me and I turn around and jump and they aren't there.
And earlier today while shopping with a friend, I felt and saw someone smack me and they weren't there, and my friend thought I acted crazy.

also most times when I wake up all the colors of the spectrum just get so intense and vibrate that they seem to be coming out of some prism, and it's just so colorful for a while till it wears out.
and some other stuff

Should I go see a doctor?
User avatar #164272 to #164262 - sugoi (7 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like you have a case of schizo and should consult a psychologist since I am not qualified to diagnose that kinda shit.
User avatar #164263 to #164262 - makotoitou (10 hours ago) [-]
nigger ghosts from the chimpout
#164261 - dehumanizer ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
I talked with my crush today, without spilling spaghetti. Still had a feel attack, tho. God im so lonely.
#164277 to #164273 - dehumanizer ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
And then i saw her kiss this guy, a few hours after my post. I want to die.
#164258 - deckbox ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
talk to gf online, hear noises in background and thought it was another man, she went to bed without showing me camera i dont know but what can i do, is she lying to me: my health cannot take it anymore i am going to have a stroke or heart attack i cant stand it. I feel like she is lying to me
User avatar #164284 to #164258 - advicedude (51 minutes ago) [-]
Have you noticed any sudden changes in personality? Is she more easily ready to let you go do what you want to do? Just ask her bluntly, have you been cheating on me.
#164285 to #164284 - deckbox ONLINE (50 minutes ago) [-]
no idea. we dont talk much normally anyways.
User avatar #164287 to #164285 - advicedude (48 minutes ago) [-]
And she's your gf? I have a long distance gf of a year and almost a half and we talk constantly.
#164289 to #164287 - deckbox ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
yea, its kinda problem. Just watch her play games n shit. we used to talk a lot, very literally over 40000 messages, but we had so many troubles it was mostly about that.

its like we are fine, but don talk then when i say too much or wrong she throws wobbler.

my mental and physical wellbeing are in sharp ddecline, we were pretty toxic before breakup.
User avatar #164254 - ilikethisusername (12 hours ago) [-]
tried sleeping, heard an explosion in my head and saw a flash right before i was going to drift into a dream. my head jerked upwards a bit.....what does it mean? D:
User avatar #164259 to #164254 - lawxplain (11 hours ago) [-]
it's probably time to move out of Ferguson then.
User avatar #164253 - nigalthornberry (12 hours ago) [-]
My phone charges really slow
How do I fix
Also how do I root
User avatar #164283 to #164253 - advicedude (54 minutes ago) [-]
google "xda root *insertphonenamehere*"

also a good factory reset should do the trick, just back up anything you wanna save. It could also be your battery.
#164274 to #164253 - sugoi (7 hours ago) [-]
Turn off phone then charge.   
Google it, you haven't even told us what phone you have and you expect that kinda information?
Turn off phone then charge.

Google it, you haven't even told us what phone you have and you expect that kinda information?
User avatar #164269 to #164253 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
What phone?

Also, make sure the charger is 2A, not 1A. It might make a difference...
User avatar #164281 to #164269 - nigalthornberry (3 hours ago) [-]
Droid RAZR m
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User avatar #164257 to #164250 - laky ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
More importantly, is it moral?

The people with the greatest sense of morality and sense of directions do not follow laws or rules, but merely they follow their moral code
User avatar #164252 to #164250 - lawxplain (12 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #164255 to #164252 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
if i were to rape a bitch and not get caught, is it still illegal?
#164238 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
Thinkin' about ditching my GF and killing myself
I don't think she loves me, I have nothing going for me, no friends or family, what's the fucking point of living anymore. Day in and day out I hope something kills me because I'm so deep in the hole that I can't even bring myself to do it. I can't bring myself to do anything. Every day is miserable, I don't want to be here anymore
User avatar #164270 to #164238 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Suicide isn't worth it.
It's never worth it.

Silence and Solitude will do you no favors, man.
Being comfortable with your position in life won't, either.
Right now? You are comfortable with being depressed -- It's the only way you know how to live, and you enjoy it.
Go make yourself uncomfortable. Change your life. You don't have to live the way you're living.

Go out and get some friends, and just enjoy life.
Stop focusing on the negative things, and start focusing on more positive things. For instance: Today, you woke up with full ability to control and use your arms and legs -- That's a lot more than what my quadriplegic cousin could say.
Today, you're allowed to drive since you haven't had a seizure -- More than what a few of my friends could say.

Perception plays a big role in how you feel, man.
Again, go and get friends and be more social. Easier said than done, but honestly you could make great friends by going to a Young Adults ministry at a Church. Life isn't just about the journey; It's about experiencing it with others, for others.
User avatar #164247 to #164238 - sugoi (17 hours ago) [-]
So edgy.
User avatar #164242 to #164238 - makotoitou (19 hours ago) [-]
kk cya
User avatar #164240 to #164238 - megasharkman (19 hours ago) [-]
What do you enjoy doing?
#164243 to #164240 - Womens Study Major (19 hours ago) [-]
I don't really enjoy anything, I haven't for a few years
User avatar #164244 to #164243 - megasharkman (18 hours ago) [-]
Then when was the last time you felt happy?
#164248 to #164244 - Womens Study Major (16 hours ago) [-]
When I was 8. I'm 20 now
A lot of people I liked have died, and things only get worse for me. One good thing will happen, and then 3 bad things
User avatar #164249 to #164248 - megasharkman (16 hours ago) [-]
You could try making other people happy, and in the process you may make yourself happy.
#164237 - dvmaster (11/25/2014) [-]
I think I need some advice from you guys, my life literally went to shit and I'm feeling so desperate I don't even know what to do.

About two months ago my grandmother got really sick and she died, I had to take care of her and between that and school I couldn't really go out with my gf and we started to have a lot of problems, anyway she breaks up with me and I feel like a complete mess, but that's not all a week after she breaks up with uni shuts down because administrative and political reasons also my dad almost lost the sight of the left eye and he had to get surgery and to top it all off I just found out that my girlfriend is already dating someone else and it hasn't even been two or three weeks since we broke up. So my grandmother dies, my gf dumps me and starts dating some other guy, I have no school to take my mind off it and I have to stay at home all day taking care of my dad.

I feel like I'm gonna explode if don't do something and I don't really have anyone to talk to because since I moved in I don't have any friends to go out with or to talk about this kind of shit.

Some times I just want to stop existing because that way I wouldn't feel this tension and sadness every single second of the day.

tl;dr my grandmother dies, my gf dumps me and starts dating some other guy, I have no school to take my mind off it and I have to stay at home all day taking care of my dad wich is driving me crazy and I'm thinking about killing myself or leaving my house and go anywhere else

sorry for long post

User avatar #164271 to #164237 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Suicide isn't worth it, man. It never is.
User avatar #164241 to #164237 - megasharkman (19 hours ago) [-]
Work towards a goal. Learn to code, start lifting, or something.
#164235 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled user aczzoh **
#164232 - onefuckingskurut (11/25/2014) [-]
I got scoliosis with 38 and 28 degrees or something like that. I'd like to study and hopefully work into it. Is there somebody else with scoliosis out there and maybe doing desk job? What is it like? Can I do desk job without worsening my health?
#164185 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
I have a skin bridge on my penis. It's actually kinda well placed, I think. It's not to the side or somewhere weird, and it's not super wide, and I actually think it looks nice.
I don't know if other women will find it weird? Should I get it removed anyway? I'll be perfectly fine with having a normal circumsized penis, or keeping the bridge, I just don't know how it's going to go down with women in the future.
User avatar #164208 to #164185 - advicedude (11/25/2014) [-]
Anything like that just comes down to personal preference, just like body hair.
User avatar #164186 to #164185 - makotoitou (11/25/2014) [-]
would need pics to tell for sure
User avatar #164184 - assdoreponyfucker (11/25/2014) [-]
Gonna smoke weed for the first time tommorow with some friends. Any tips?
User avatar #164234 to #164184 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/25/2014) [-]
do not become stressed or any of that shit, be yourself, have tons of water close incase of cotton mouth. Also, do not hold back the laughter.
#164233 to #164184 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
have water or some form of liquid on hand incase you choke.
User avatar #164230 to #164184 - dudeheit (11/25/2014) [-]
Inhale if you want to feel something. Also make sure you are in a comfortable environment, drink water and there should be something to eat.
as ya know: drgs bad mkaay?
#164224 to #164184 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
go easy. my first time i smoked 2 massive bowls and was seeing a house in the middle of the woods and then had a panic attack
User avatar #164218 to #164184 - awesomerninjathing (11/25/2014) [-]
won't feel anything
User avatar #164204 to #164184 - alexanderburns (11/25/2014) [-]
try not to OD and die
User avatar #164189 to #164184 - neas (11/25/2014) [-]
You're probably not going to feel much.
User avatar #164187 to #164184 - makotoitou (11/25/2014) [-]
drugs r bad
User avatar #164188 to #164187 - assdoreponyfucker (11/25/2014) [-]
ok i called the guy and cancelled thanks
User avatar #164190 to #164188 - makotoitou (11/25/2014) [-]
good job
User avatar #164183 - alltimetens (11/25/2014) [-]
Can you guys like my page?
School assignments are the worst
#164182 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
I've got a protip for you guys that worked for me.
When you're in love with a woman you can't have, and it depresses you, try just not thinking of fucking her.
#164225 to #164182 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
but what if you're in love with a woman but don't want to fuck her?

your theory is based on thinking that love=lust
User avatar #164177 - mondominiman (11/25/2014) [-]
How early should I start looking for a new job? I want to move out by the end of january to a new city. Should I start sending out resumes now or later?
User avatar #164226 to #164177 - faguette ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
what anon said, and pester the fuck out of the places until they either give you their time or tell you to fuck off.
#164223 to #164177 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
now. send out resumes as quickly and often as possible. send resumes until you're fingers are numb, and then send out some more resumes
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