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User avatar #198929 - larrynonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Really need a copy of windows 8 or 8.1 (preferably 8) Does anyone know where I can get a torrent of it since, x32 bit as well please. THank you
User avatar #198948 to #198929 - serhiy (1 hour ago) [-]
You can download a copy of windows 8 onto a USB stick from Microsoft and then crack it later.
#198927 - theruse (5 hours ago) [-]
When I hook up my phone via USB to my computer to copy files over, the File Explorer on my computer keeps crashing. It was fine up untill windows 10, it did it sometimes, but when I got Windows 10 it got real bad. Here's a video of what keeps happening. How do I fix? Is it a problem with my phone, the USB, or Windows 10?
#198924 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
How do "you" personally get over someone after your relationship ends? I'm just curious on how others would.

No reason
User avatar #198947 to #198924 - nigerianprince ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
im in the process of it now. 3 year relationship ended about 2 months ago. Ive been lifting ever since, i play games, hangout with friends and study my hobby of stock market trading. But it all feels like temporary happiness, when im not doing anything i just get drenched in sadness. I know ill get over it, but right now it feels like i never will.
User avatar #198900 - jegstalkerdig (13 hours ago) [-]
someoooone go on tinychat, im so bored and i cant do anything but stay in bed..... ugh, its me on cam and u go on cam, and we can be cam buddies! Im not an evil person, go go go
#198950 to #198900 - CrimsonHazrad ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I didnt get here in time to see this
#198946 to #198900 - plantain (3 hours ago) [-]
#198945 to #198926 - jegstalkerdig (3 hours ago) [-]
Uhmm.... ya, i guess?? didnt see ur video, sorry m8ty b8ty
User avatar #198901 to #198900 - yibdiy (10 hours ago) [-]
r u a qt girl?
User avatar #198930 to #198901 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
nah, pretty average, but go on the chat anyways - let me get to know u, stranger
User avatar #198936 to #198930 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
Tinychat is 5confusing4me, what about skype?
User avatar #198938 to #198936 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
are u on the phone or laptop?
User avatar #198939 to #198938 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
umm... desktop?
User avatar #198940 to #198939 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
then its not that hard -
User avatar #198941 to #198940 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
I was just trying to get you to join my weeaboo skype group.
User avatar #198942 to #198941 - jegstalkerdig (3 hours ago) [-]
Ah, sorry m8 - don't even have skype, this laptop can't handle it ))):
User avatar #198943 to #198942 - yibdiy (3 hours ago) [-]
#198944 to #198943 - jegstalkerdig (3 hours ago) [-]
"I'm just living lyf, bad biichachos, is the only thiiing that i lyke"
User avatar #198931 to #198930 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
buy me a webcam
User avatar #198932 to #198931 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
what makes u think that I have money for that kindda luxury?
User avatar #198933 to #198932 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
You already have one, you richfag.
User avatar #198934 to #198933 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
Thats cause ive bought a shitty laptop, with a shitty webcam - thinking a head my man, thinking ahead!
User avatar #198935 to #198934 - yibdiy (4 hours ago) [-]
>a whole laptop
Ok, Mrs. Rockefeller.
User avatar #198937 to #198935 - jegstalkerdig (4 hours ago) [-]
> mrs. rockerfeller, kewl
User avatar #198898 - pmilooo (14 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone know a safe auto clicker software they can recommend? thanks
User avatar #198897 - jegstalkerdig (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyone wanna chill on tinychat? Im sick and bored, so if ur bored like me, just come - im lary btw.
User avatar #198889 - equisespada (20 hours ago) [-]
Well, shit went wrong.
A girl I've been talking to 2-4 hours almost everyday, and the first person I've ever opened up to emotionally told me she didn't feel the same way about me.
After that I realized just how much of a mess I am.
I have only 2 other friends, both which are too busy to hang out with me, and they don't even bother contacting me.
I hate my job as a cashier as it makes me a nervous wreck but I have no alternative since my money's tight.
The only people who love me is my family but only because of blood since alot of them stated how they hate how I am.
I've lost my passion for drawing, I still want to do it, but I can't work for hours at a time anymore.
I don't know why I work out anymore, and lately I've been skipping more days.
I can't go out and meet new people since I don't have a car, and there's nothing near my home but suburbia.
I'm desperate for intimacy with another human being but can't find anyone.
I hate myself and am possibly depressed.

And I'm posting this on funnyjunk cause I don't know who to turn to.
User avatar #198903 to #198889 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Well not every girl is going to feel that way for you mate. I mean just because a girl is your friend and/or nice to you doesnt mean they want your dick. and lets be honest, the only thing you want is sex. Fuck, i wanted it badly myself, i tried my hardest with a girl, got denied and i was all upset.

You'll get over it, you'll just have to grow up a little.

Also, if you are going to be dramatic about yourself, i suggest therapy or something. Personally i think its fucking pointless but it helps some people.
User avatar #198904 to #198903 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Not everybody just wants sex just cause you do, m80.
User avatar #198905 to #198904 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
in the end its based on sex. If its not about sex then why not just stay friends? huh?
User avatar #198906 to #198905 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I myself have a crush on a friend of mine, and I am well aware that she's a Christian, and pretty serious about it, so I highly doubt she'd be okay with casual sex. But I honestly just want to have a closer relationship with a girl whom I genuinely like to spend time with.
User avatar #198907 to #198906 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Gee, i wonder whats behind those feelings of wanting to be closer.

just stay her friend if thats literally all you want
User avatar #198908 to #198907 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Don't you actually see any difference between close relationship and good friendship? Not to sound gay, but stuff like kissing, cuddling and hugging not just to comfort them aren't really things friends do.
User avatar #198909 to #198908 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
and you literally went with my point. Stuff that friends wouldnt do. Its what you want.
User avatar #198910 to #198909 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
You're implying that the only benefit of a relationship is sex and that's the only reason guys really want to be in one. Unless you think of kissing and cuddling as sex, then wat.
User avatar #198911 to #198910 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
okay dude you going along with what i was saying and pretending that i said something else. In the end, its *sexual* based, not limited to sex.
User avatar #198912 to #198911 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
"and lets be honest, the only thing you want is sex"

Now you're changing your point from "just sex" to "sexual based". You said sex and nothing else, which implies that it involves dingle or the pinky.
User avatar #198913 to #198912 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
do you have autism by chance? Asperger syndrome? seems you arent good understanding what people are saying sort of thing
User avatar #198914 to #198913 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Resolving to insults won't validate your non-existent argument. If you're asking someone about sex, they don't think of just kissing. You can go ahead and try it.
User avatar #198915 to #198914 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
im not insulting, im generally curious. I mean you took my point, agreed with it unknowingly, then tried to shift things around. Ive had better conversations with middle schoolers
User avatar #198916 to #198915 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Look, let's take it, point by point.
- You're saying people just want to be in a relationship for sex, meaning they just want to stick their dick in the other's vagina, the sexual parts. You're saying that if it isn't what they're seeking, they might as well stay friends.
- I'm saying that there are plenty of other benefits of a relationship closer than friendship, of which I mentioned kissing, cuddling and hugging. These aren't sex.
- You're changing your point from just sex to "sexual based", which I'd like you to elaborate on, because if it includes what I mentioned, then fucking duh someone wants to be in a relationship for that. If that is your point, then your first comment is already very redundant.

So if there are any holes or mistakes in here, you're free to point them out.
User avatar #198917 to #198916 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
you are taking it as literal as possible. when i say sex, i mean things beyond friendship. But you took it as hard as a dick. talking with you is equivalent to rubbing sand paper on your ass.
User avatar #198918 to #198917 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I highly doubt that's what you meant at first and you're just trying to validate your ass, but if you genuinely meant it, then your first comment is already very pointless. Also a social advice: Sex doesn't just mean "things beyond friendship" and nobody takes it as such. Who knew people would take a word literally when it's twisted to mean something else by somebody.
#198919 to #198918 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]

explained like a true gentlemen, i must say lad your intelligence far proceeds me
#198920 to #198919 - dreygur ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
And you're accusing me of having autism.
User avatar #198899 to #198889 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Feel ya niggs. Btw is there any other source of transportation like busses? If not you could ride a bike which is also a lot of fun. I use to listen to music when i am biking and its really relaxing. I cant really give you any getting laid tips but you could go to some pub or club and try to find a female there to have sexual intercourse with.
User avatar #198896 to #198889 - morrisless (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh, and if you feel hopeless or scared, get help.
User avatar #198895 to #198889 - morrisless (16 hours ago) [-]
You are young, and smart. If you focus on taking care of yourself, you'll feel better, be more attractive, and get the things you want. Easier said than done, but the last thing you want to do is slow down your momentum working out, eating right, making art and making money. You will need the energy to flirt with the girls at the checkout, to work extra to make the extra cash that will get you a cheap car, and apply to all the drawing programs you can find. Sorry about the girl, but look, you survived opening up. You'll do it again. It's a tough time, but be brave and things will change, faster than you think. And don't bother hating yourself, there's plenty in the world to hate, put your energy and passion toward fixing it and you won't hate yourself. Good luck, but moreover good heart.
User avatar #198885 - razaza (22 hours ago) [-]
Hey i was wondering where to find the movie "Absolutely Anything" with simon pegg... it says in the trailer it came out in august 2015, but i haven't been able to locate it online, or find any torrents for it...
#198884 - murrlogic (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh fuck off with this week inparticular

I've gotten 2 VERBAL WARNING from one of my co-workers because apparently I'm not being nice to the new volunteers

FUCK THOSE BITCHES! They're fucking worthless they don't fucking do anything but I need to treat them like they're important

You all work. You have those co-workers whom you question just what kind of fucking value they contribute to your job right?
#198949 to #198884 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
I still remember you from the days you used to post news updates on VGB. When did you become such a cunt?
#198922 to #198884 - anon (8 hours ago) [-]
stop being edgy son
#198886 to #198884 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
Key word is volunteer.

they're doing it for free and one their own time. you are getting paid.

give them a break, jeez.
User avatar #198887 to #198886 - murrlogic (21 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off Voices doesn't need volunteers it needs a full time staff that knows that the fuck its doing all the time and stop wasting its fucking time on stupid pointless projects like "LGBTQ" reflection.
User avatar #198923 to #198887 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Then complain to your boss instead lol
#198879 - thebestpieever (10/08/2015) [-]
So. Are there any words that southern people like to call themselves? I'm working on this story with a location known by outsiders as "The Inbreeding Mountains" in reference to all those stereotypes about rural southern people. But is there any word that they themselves like to use in self-reference that would be good as the actual name of that community?
User avatar #198951 to #198879 - whathaveyoudone ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
#198890 to #198879 - Zaxplab (19 hours ago) [-]
We call ourselves Rednecks around here.
User avatar #198891 to #198890 - Zaxplab (19 hours ago) [-]
or country boys.
#198888 to #198879 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Usually we just call ourselves by the state we're from, like I'd call myself a South Carolinian.
User avatar #198880 to #198879 - shyyguy (23 hours ago) [-]
Hicks, hillbillies, inbreds, slave owners. Sorry, I can't think of anything else.
#198882 to #198880 - thebestpieever (23 hours ago) [-]
I don't think southern people happily call themselves any of those.
User avatar #198883 to #198882 - tears ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
we use "folk" alot
User avatar #198878 - thedrgonzo (10/08/2015) [-]
Ok, I never do this, but I want to brag on myself a little. I've been studying abroad in France for about a month now, and I decided to get tinder out here because why the hell not. And I have gotten dates with three different girls just by asking them for a drink in their native language. They ate it up. I know it's probably just me being an asshole, but my awkward self feels fucking fantastic for doing this! Dudes, if I can make it through the language barrier, you can ask that girl for coffee. We're all gonna make it brahs.
#198876 - iyellatstuff (10/08/2015) [-]
>went to online high school my senior year so I could work while doing school
>do all of it
>get accepted to college
>still waiting for my diploma to come in
>go ahead and start college
>do great
>still haven't gotten my diploma
>get an email from my old high school
>the requirements for my state are different than theirs
What do I do? Take next semester off to do my senior year over again? Take GED courses? Have a rare pepe in return for help
#198872 - epicextreme (10/08/2015) [-]
can someone flip this horizontally for me? so its facing the other way?
#198893 to #198892 - skoldpaddacommala (17 hours ago) [-]
I also made this for some reason.
#198881 to #198872 - shyyguy (23 hours ago) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #198875 to #198872 - dreygur ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
#198877 to #198875 - epicextreme (10/08/2015) [-]
chromebook tho
#198928 to #198877 - theruse (5 hours ago) [-]
ha ha gay
#198871 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
anyone else have an obsession with cock? Tips to getting over it?
#198865 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
I sometimes get a little overly-passionate. Well I finally told my mom exactly what I think of her husband. Not my stepdad I was 18 already when they got married. I admitted that he had good traits like very dependable, honest, straight forward. I admire those qualities. It's just he's such a temperamental, A** in personality, and I basically admitted that there were times when I'd like to kick his teeth in, and I told my mom that if his personality doesn't change that I wouldn't allow her to see my children, if she was with him. And of course she starts crying about it, and now I feel bad. I sort of said I was sorry, for being out of line, but do I need to do more?

(I think the biggest reason she's crying is because of the; "You won't see your grandkids" threat. I already told her I was out of line and sorry for it. I just meant that if he/her husband talks to my kids the way he does to my nephew I'm not going to let it slide.)
User avatar #198868 to #198865 - machiavellianhumor (10/08/2015) [-]
sounds like tempermental runs in the stepfamily
#198869 to #198868 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
I admit I have been a tad on edge this week. I felt betrayed by a friend. I'm emotional but normally I don't get upset like that. Hence why I apologized and felt so horrible.
#198863 - brolaire (10/08/2015) [-]
anybody here who could help me out with some c code?
User avatar #198842 - paparaiderfanjr (10/08/2015) [-]
Okay so ive rambled on here before about my relationship and im gonna do it a couple more times most likely but i really need help anyway the point isnt that sorry i just wanted to clarify that to people who have helped me before. Anyway so im very anti aocial and the akwardest piece of shit to walk the earth especially when im talking to someone i barely know so im just wondering if someone could please help me get better at talking and befriending people without creeping them out i really need help i have little to no friends and i think im starting to develop symptoms of depression its most likely cause i don't have many friends im open to any and all suggestions
Tl:dr im a fucking loner and i dont know how to befriend people im also very socially akward so help?
im sorry for my shit grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.
User avatar #198866 to #198842 - thumbsdenied (10/08/2015) [-]
Eh, il talk with buddy
User avatar #198857 to #198842 - silverzepher (10/08/2015) [-]
Wanna chat?
User avatar #198873 to #198849 - paparaiderfanjr (10/08/2015) [-]
I did and it actually helped i started a conversation and that was a first for me so its a start thank you for the help
User avatar #198874 to #198873 - yourinvisiblegf (10/08/2015) [-]
i don't remember what it says but so it works :o
i'll try some day ^^'

User avatar #198854 to #198849 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
''if you smile at most people, they will smile back''

Trust me, if you're living in an autistic nordic country like sweden this does not work, like at all. I swear to god half of the population are autistic, they will most likely get angry if you smile at them and call the police. I saw a documentary about an american who went to sweden and tried to socialize people, he was broken down and started to cry. Quite sad actually how we think this retarded behaviour is normal. I overheard some seniors wondering about the prizes off the hotdogs when i stood in line and as a gentleman i informed them about the price and i could feel that i had stunned them because its an unspoken rule here that you never, whatever happens, do not for the love of god speak to a complete stranger.
User avatar #198848 to #198842 - schurftinator (10/08/2015) [-]
start conversations with people, honestly you are probably making a big deal about how you come across and people might think you're weird or bothering them, but usually people love it when you start talking to them! and ask them questions, don't let the conversation die out. and sometimes just start talking about something of yourself that happened, and people will likely jump in. it takes practice, I admit, but it gets easier.
and then invite people over to hang out and do stuff. I move around a lot and need to make new friends in every new place I am in (which takes a lot of energy, but I believe I am getting better in it) and last week I sat next to someone I didn't know before, just started talking about what we did in our spare time, and then asked if she felt like going to the forest with me to go for a walk because the weather was going to be nice. and then just try to bring it as enthusiastically as possible ("I'll bring the lunch!") and if they're not interested, too bad, move on. there are plenty of people out there looking for new friends but are too afraid to ask as well
#198846 to #198842 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
The most important things in my opinion are eye contact and body language. After meeting someone, I just listen to what they're saying, making eye contact and giving confirmational nods at appropriate intervals. When they ask me a question, I answer it briefly and follow up with a question about themselves (related to the question they asked you, if appropriate.) Generally people love to talk about themselves for a long time so you really dont have to do much other than reciprocate.
Make sure you arent fidgeting, and stand facing whoever you're speaking to.

As for the making friends part, I'll have to get back to you on that.
User avatar #198843 to #198842 - paparaiderfanjr (10/08/2015) [-]
Oh shit im sorry the beginning is very misleading i also meant to add that my girlfriends very self centered and that idk if shes the one so im also on the fence about that sorry
User avatar #198840 - ScottP (10/08/2015) [-]
I don't want to come home a failure, but it looks like medicine isn't for me.
User avatar #198862 to #198840 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Quit, but remember to steal all the expensive equipment/chemicals you can find before going home
#198858 to #198840 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
you need a win before you go home. go do something fun yet challanging. go rock climbing
#198836 - supahsayin (10/08/2015) [-]
what kind of beard is this?
User avatar #198855 to #198836 - thumbsdenied (10/08/2015) [-]
Think its just a basic full beard.
#198838 to #198836 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
A short one.

I don't think it has a specific name.
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