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#151973 - rereviven (29 minutes ago) [-]
How am I suppose to convince my sister to use netflix less

She's being using it almost 16 hours straight everyday and it's near impossible to work with this
User avatar #151965 - tyrano ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
why cant I thumb content, I've never been banned
User avatar #151972 to #151965 - tyrano ONLINE (55 minutes ago) [-]
just found out i can't thumb comments either
#151957 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
is it illegal for an 18 year old to discuss lewd stuff with a 17 year old?

it sounds dumb and a bit gross to be fair but i'd like a serious response.
User avatar #151960 to #151957 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Nawh. It's illegal to have sex with them though.

If it were illegal I think every parent would go to jail. lol.
#151970 to #151960 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
I mean online.
User avatar #151971 to #151970 - ipostcp (56 minutes ago) [-]
It's not, no.
#151956 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Apparently I'm narcissistic. Like I think I'm better than everyone else or apparently have that attitude when I don't think that way. How the hell does this happen? How can I fix it? I mean I'm proud of myself and think highly of myself, but who doesn't think highly of themselves?

I never put people down unless they are being rude to me or other people. I don't try to get into fights with people either, because there isn't any need for that shit. Yet, I'm the asshole for having self respect and decency.

So, am I wrong for trying to be happy with myself and holding myself to these standards, or does it make me actually look like a cunt? If so, how can I fix this?
#151958 to #151956 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
maybe don't be so outward with your opinion of your appearance, keep it to your self a bit more.
User avatar #151959 to #151958 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I never talk about my appearance. That's the thing. I don't flaunt myself either.
#151961 to #151959 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
do you just talk about yourself with people around?
User avatar #151962 to #151961 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Nope, I'm more or less talking about online. I feel I'm pretty normal IRL.
#151963 to #151962 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't see how you could be narcissistic.

maybe whoever called you thta doesn't know what it means?
#151964 to #151963 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Well, he called me smug too so I'm not really sure. Either way, it may of been him just getting upset with more or something.
Well, he called me smug too so I'm not really sure. Either way, it may of been him just getting upset with more or something.
#151966 to #151964 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
eh, I wouldn't worry about it.
#151938 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
How do I stop overthinking?
User avatar #151948 to #151938 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Distract yourself with a hobby, or go hang out with friends.
What exactly are you over-thinking?
#151967 to #151948 - minutes (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't really want to go into great detail so I am just going to say girl-texting stuff.
User avatar #151968 to #151967 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Ahh. I feel your pain.
Just be patient.

If she likes you, then see if she'll start the conversation if you don't. (IE, go all day without starting a conversation, and see if she starts one.)
#151969 to #151968 - minutes (1 hour ago) [-]
I know, I know. It's not like I haven't been in this situation countless times before, but I don't want to fuck this up again, you know?
#151939 to #151938 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
You start posting lotsa pics like these.
#151940 to #151939 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
Alright I'll try
#151942 to #151940 - dehumanizer (4 hours ago) [-]
That's the spirit!
#151941 to #151940 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't seem to be working
#151943 to #151941 - dehumanizer (4 hours ago) [-]
Your pepe/wojack folder is too low.
#151944 to #151943 - minutes (4 hours ago) [-]
That's because I am pretty happy at the moment.
#151929 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
where can I buy a skeleton like this one in the link? x4.fjcdn.com/pictures/Spooky+scary+skeletons+Dad+But+we+never+bought+a+skeleton_e94be4_5274187.jpg

I like skeletons.
#151931 to #151929 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
just go to a graveyard
#151936 to #151931 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
nice, good one, great, really good, awesome, amazing, funny, useful, insightful, hilarious , revolutionary, original, masterful, fantastic.

these are words I would not use to describe that.
#151922 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
Admin seriously needs to make a confessions board or story board. I have so many stories I want to share with you guys. I've posted a couple on here but it really doesn't fit the profile of advice so I don't tell too many. Anyway, here's what happened last night:

>recently got second job and junior year of college
>been busy as fuck
>only go out 1 maybe 2 days a week but so tired i can't enjoy it like i used to
>just have couple beers with friends, go home, pass out, go back to work
>good thing about this is that i'm meeting bunch of girls
>incoming freshman, fuck yeah
>i'm not saying i'm alpha or being cocky, but i'm good at getting girls. i like sex and i have a lot of it. again not being cocky, just giving background for story
>anyway
>realize thursday (today) is first day off in weeks
>ima enjoy this shit nigga
>live with buddy and his girlfriend
>buddy goes to parents house last night and is staying until weekend
>get home from work last night after long day of class/work at other job
>fuckin exhausted as fuck, legs hurt
>don't care, want to do something, even if it's just get a 12 pack and kick it at apartment alone
>buddy's girlfriend comes home (i guess i can refer to her as my roommate now)
>she worked all day, too. wants to go out
>she parties a lot, complete opposite of her boyfriend
>she's new to the area, just moved in a month ago
>tells me i need to get off my ass and go out with her because i know all bars and the whole area
>tells me lets go out and get drunk and enjoy our night
>fuck yeah don't gotta tell me twice
>go to rusty's raw bar and grill
#151932 to #151922 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
>he thinks someone cares
#151933 to #151932 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
dick
#151923 to #151922 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>$10 open bar
>pool tables, corn hole, sports, 50 fucking TVs
>fuckin' awesome my kinda joint
>roommate (buddy's girlfriend) wanting something more exciting. wants to go to club
>fuck that, this place will get fun, just wait.
>people start flooding in
>not crazy crowded, but enough to meet people/have fun
>foods fuckin' tight at rusty's by the way
>anyway, solid 7/10 walks in with not so solid 5/10 and that's generous
>bunch of dudes at bar too, playing pool, eating, etc.
>7/10 basically only girl there worth bringing home
>I didn't have a lot of options, but even if i did i would probably bring this girl home anyway
>she's definitely older (late 20s early 30s)
>curvy, solid ass, a little chunky (like barely), but can pull it off fucking well
>her friend is like fuckin 6 feet. can hear every mini earth quake she creates as she walks
>roommate starts getting hammered, tells me she wants to bring guy home
>she's my buddy's girlfriend who i live with, let that sink in
>not gonna play fuckin mommy all night, she's a big girl, if she wants to fuck some random dude then who am i to stop it
>we scope the bar for solids
>seriously 7/10 is only chick worth even looking at
>some solid dudes for her, she's taking her pick
>we're fucking hammered
>dudes hitting on her all night anyway, she has a lot to choose from
>i gotta make my move on this 7/10 chick
>she's playing pool with Sandor Clegane and a couple guys who approached them
#151924 to #151923 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>roommate is talking to guys, getting more drinks, having fun
>I leave bar area and go to pool table
>"it looks like you're losing"
>"i suck at pool"
>say some more bull crap
>make her laugh and shit
>guy at pool table (i guess they were partners) trying to interrupt cause he wants that shit
>she's not having it, keeps attention on me as i charm the fuck out of her
>look over and my fucking roommate is on the other pool table on her back with her shirt up
>some guy pouring shot in her belly button
>fuck yeah
>tell 7/10 situation, she's my roommate, etc etc
>me and roommate end up being life of the fucking party
>everyone fuckin involved, talking, bitches be dancing on tables, belly shots, 7/10 humping my leg
>its 1:30, bars close at 2, can't buy beer past 2oclock
>tell 7/10 that we're going back to my place, gotta leave now to get more beer
>she's down as fuck
>everyone at bar wants to come too
>fuckin everyone goes outside bar to smoke/talk
>all saying they're grabbing beer and coming back to my place
>i don't care i just want 7/10
>some dude pulls me aside, looks like he's about to cry
>tells me he's in love with girl at the bar (not my 7/10, some random girl)
>um....cool dude?
>asks me for advice, etc etc
#151925 to #151924 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>dude i don't know i gotta go get beer and go back to my place
>says he's coming too
>cool whatever
>get in my car with roommate
>she's excited as fuck, having guy come over
>i guess guy and all his friends wanted to fuck her at once, she said fuck that and said that only the one guy can come over now
>speed to gas station to get beer
>realize i never got girls number and she doesn't know where i live
>i was driving too fast/stupid for her to follow me
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>at gas station, grab beer
>same 7/10 walks in, fuck yeah
>"we lost you but this was the closest gas station so we figured you came here"
>fuck yeah follow me home
>realize no one at bar has our numbers nor knows where we live
>guess no ones coming
>get home, me and 7/10 already tongues deep
>roommate waiting for her guy to come
>realizes she never told him the fucking address
>texts him (she got his number at the bar) and tells him to come over
>roommate goes on lanai for cigarette
>dude just walks in to my fucking house
>"the fuck you doin, bro?"
>"oh she told me to just walk in and go to the bedroom"
>point him to her (and her boyfriends) bedroom
#151926 to #151925 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>roommate comes back in and goes in her room
>7/10 and giant friend want to play cards and shit
>i barge into roommates room, she's on her knees suckin dudes dick
>"we wanna play cards"
>she keeps the dick IN HER MOUTH and mumbles some shit, i'm assume "i'll be out in a second"
>she seriously just had a conversation with me with a dick in her mouth
>go back out in living room, make out with 7/10 some more
>her friend feels awkward as fuck
>hear fucking loud knock at door
>oh shit who's that
>put tv on mute, open door
>fuckin police
>some woman cop, 6/10
>no i didn't fucking flirt with her what are you fucking crazy
>anyway, open door
>"what are we celebrating tonight?"
>fuck we must be loud as fuck
>"uh... i have tomorrow off"
>"we've gotten calls from two different people saying how loud you are"
>"oh, sorry. i didn't realize we were being so loud. i'll keep it do-"
>bitches unmute the fucking tv in the middle of my sentence
>family guy fucking blasts from the tv, can hear it like a fucking bomb just went off outside
>I look at cop, "uh....that's the tv"
>"yeah, that's family guy. you need to keep it down. seriously"
>"okay officer, sorry again."
#151927 to #151926 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>didn't realize tv was so loud
>turn everything down, tell everyone to be quiet
>roommate comes out of room with dude
>guy goes straight for front door and leaves
>roommate starts screaming "that guy sucked so fucking bad that was the worst dick i ever had dont ever fuckin come back!"
>my 7/10 fucking laughing her ass off, looks at friend, says be right back and we go in my room
>we immediately start fucking the every lasting shit out of each other
>side note: i'm into some heavy shit when it comes to sex. i won't go into detail, but i'm into some HEAVY shit
>i fuck her in every position, every hole, and then got into some good stuff (tying up, choking, belt)
>could tell she was uncomfortable with some of it, so it didn't last long with that stuff, but we fucked for so long i lost track of time
>roommate barges through door in the middle of me recking that shit
>says bigfoot friend wants to go, felt awkward for hours
>I look at phone after i put on pants
>it's fucking 5:30 in the morning
>what the fuck how long were we in there
>roommate tells me that bigfoot friend heard a lot and said that she was scared i was raping her because of how aggressive i was being/talking so she got her to stop us
>they leave, i pass the fuck out
>wake up feeling fucking awesome, two missed calls, one voicemail
>my fucking apartment complex
>listen to voicemail
>"hi this is us from the office. you need to call us back immediately we have a few questions for you."
>get out of bed, open door to living room
>my fucking fridge
>seriously guys
>my fucking refrigerator is in the middle of my living room
#151928 to #151927 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>what the fuck happened
>put fridge back, ask roommate what happened when she finally woke up
>says she doesn't remember shit, has no fucking idea what i'm talking about
>we must have been loud as fuck last night
>get radom text
>from 7/10 from last night
>"i had so much fun last night, we should do it again soon"
>i call her because i do that shit, tell her to come over and hang out (after a night of partying i like to sit around with a girl, watch movies all day, and have sex. it's the ultimate hangover cure and feels so unlonely. it's a great feeling)
>she says she literally can't take anymore and that her ass hurts so bad. hurts to sit down, bite marks all over her
>says she seriously looks like she got raped
>says when she feels that her ass can take it again she'll come over
>i still want company
>call this chick i met from school. brazilian, barely speaks english
>ask her to come over and hang out today, watch movies, etc
>says yes and that she'll be there soon
>hang up phone
>reevaluate my fucking life
>feel guilt for like 5 minutes
>worried i'm getting evicted
>have brazilian fucking girl on her way here right now
>neighbors hate me now
>7/10 so fucked up from me that she can't walk
>get on FJ
>write this shit
>turn on tv
#151930 to #151928 - Penn (5 hours ago) [-]
>spongebob on demand
>reevaluate my life a second time
>i fucking love my life
>i'm ready captain
>i'm so fucking ready



By the way guys, I know I'm going to Hell for everything and I'm HORRIBLE to women (apparently), but I have another account on here: relationshipxplain

I seriously use that account to try to help you guys on here if you are ever having trouble talking to someone or just need advice for dating, friends, sex, social interaction. Anything really. I talk about all of my horrible activities on here, but relationshipxplain is seriously an advice account and I'll use it to help.
User avatar #151945 to #151930 - Timmietim ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Tldr pls
#151935 to #151930 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't read that story but generally, if your storys are good, just post them as content and if they aren't keep them to yourself.
User avatar #151870 - annamerp (9 hours ago) [-]
Hi....so.
I'm trying to start a relationship with this guy, He's amazing and blah blah all that good stuff.
The thing is he talks about his ex a lot, I shouldn't just say talk.
She owes him almost 1000usd, and whenever she asks he give her more. he always says shes gonna pay him back
The reason they broke up in the first place was because she was cheating on him with his best friend best friend recently got her pregnant in the apartment HE paid rent for she's never had a job while he was at work.
That was actually the 2nd time they broke up, I'm unsure about the first.
But the third and final time was after I met him, she had chased him with a knife because he wouldn't pay her phone bill because she broke his play station.
Since about april, every time we talk he brings her up and he'll compare her to me. Or tells me the things they would do together or stuff like that.
And I really don't think he's quite over her, I mean, he says he fells betrayed by her, but I don't think he's moved on yet.
wat do?
User avatar #151896 to #151870 - bobbyembry (6 hours ago) [-]
man oh man, you know what you need to do... your gut tells you already. this has bad news written all over it. youd be better off out of this mess, there are plenty of guys out there who dont have this kind of drama who would love to be with you. There really isnt anything special about one guy that would make it alright to put up with what you've described.
#151874 to #151870 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
Lol he sounds like a complete beta loser, i see why you are atracted but should you really be that jelly your pussy game is not as good?
User avatar #151875 to #151874 - Timmietim ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
''sounds like a complete beta loser''
I don't think you are really in a position to talk here.
#151877 to #151875 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Lets see:
>got cheeted on and yet continued the relationship 3 times!
>gave her 1000 $
>best friend stole his gf and made him a baby
>she lives in his apartment and never pays for anything
>works to feed her usless ass
>she broke his psp because he wouldnt pay her phone bill then she succsessfuly assulted him with a knife

Now come on!

As for weather Im in the position to say this or not: Do you really think, that someone would go on the internet and tell lies?
User avatar #151884 to #151877 - annamerp (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even going to argue. This plus what just happened just opened my eyes to a whole lot of fuck nope.
Thx, I assume people around here dislike you, but you have saved me. based.
#151886 to #151884 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
But wait, why dont you pimp him too instead?

You could still have a relationship with another guy AND get to exploit that loser for cash and he'll stay obidiant if you dont push it too far.
#151894 to #151891 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
But what if he returns to her now? Can you really be so cruel?
User avatar #151900 to #151894 - annamerp (6 hours ago) [-]
Uh, yeah I guess I can be. As long as i'm not sucked into it.
Also, why do you have so many frogs?
You calling me cruel is like the pot calling the kettle black. no?
#151904 to #151900 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its like... collecting art, each picture has an emotion i relate too, each picture holds a story.
#151911 to #151904 - annamerp (5 hours ago) [-]
That's deep. You must just be a tortured soul that needs a hug.    
You helped me, so I'll help you.
That's deep. You must just be a tortured soul that needs a hug.
You helped me, so I'll help you.
#151917 to #151911 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
Nice try foul beast, but i have evolved beyond your wicked ways.
#151919 to #151918 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
>implying i know what a loving hug from a female thats not a family member feels like
#151920 to #151919 - annamerp (5 hours ago) [-]
Imagine it like your hand if it was wrapped around your body and not just your wiener.
Imagine it like your hand if it was wrapped around your body and not just your wiener.
#151921 to #151920 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
You know i really dont care, while the normals spend all their time obsessing over relationships and other people, I am spending my time studying, exercising, performing art and most emportantly having fun.

Or atleast that's what i tell myself at night.
#151888 to #151886 - thatnigger (6 hours ago) [-]
You couldn't just take your first compliment and leave it at that, could you?

Honestly though, if she says you've done a good job, then good job.
#151889 to #151888 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
No, its never over! Betas must be oppressed, its the only way to start the revolution!
#151890 to #151889 - thatnigger (6 hours ago) [-]
I think someone's a little shy and embarrassed that he actually help someone for once and isn't used to hearing things like this.
#151893 to #151892 - thatnigger (6 hours ago) [-]
Awww, don't worry. We won't tell anyone you get shy easily.
#151895 to #151893 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
>tfw my shitposting probably ruined some fellow robot's life

then again

>2gfs

ahaha fucking normie, get gassed
#151903 to #151895 - thatnigger (6 hours ago) [-]
You see, there's a huge difference between you and him. Sure you may come across as desperate, but that fear you have of girls hurting you stops you from getting used and cheated on.
He, on the other hand, probably feels liking doing good things for others is more use of his time then taking care of himself. He's too selfless that it's actually selfish, if you get what I mean. If her breaking up with him doesn't cause him to get hurt and consider what he's doing, then he's got a world of hurting awaiting him before he realizes what he's done.
#151912 to #151903 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
Normal Internet Defence Force, pls go.
User avatar #151878 to #151877 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
You both are beta fags
#151879 to #151878 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
>beeing pussywhipped
>ever
User avatar #151880 to #151879 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Atleast that guy has had 2 gf's, unlike you
#151881 to #151880 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
He had two pimps.
User avatar #151882 to #151881 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
new one doesnt seem too bad
#151883 to #151882 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Thats how they start out.
User avatar #151897 to #151883 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
So now he's getting poon
#151898 to #151897 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
N...nope!
N...nope!
User avatar #151899 to #151898 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
except he probably does
#151902 to #151899 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
And then gets pimped yeah.
User avatar #151906 to #151902 - Timmietim ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
but he does get the poon
#151909 to #151906 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
Thats like getting bread to get shat on.

Also hes now a beta provider without getting anything in return. MFW pic related.
User avatar #151913 to #151909 - Timmietim ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Would be more like eating delicious bread but getting diarrhea after
#151914 to #151913 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
>comparing a used usless violent cheating whore to delicious bread
User avatar #151915 to #151914 - Timmietim ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
The current GF didnt seem like a violent cheating whore yet
#151916 to #151915 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
They all are underneath, now why would he get in a relationship if he knew her true nature. Do you think he would have started develpoing feelings for the first one if he knew what was going to happen?
User avatar #151873 to #151870 - thatnigger (8 hours ago) [-]
First of all, if he hasn't already, tell him to stop talking to his ex. Tell him that he may not see it now, but he really should cut her out of his life. Tell him that he's probably not getting the money back and he shouldn't let the money he's given her become a reason to still talk to her. Tell him that his friendship or whatever it is with his ex is toxic and he needs out now.
Second of all, tell him that he'll get over her if he's away from her. That he'll only be reminded of the pain if he talks about her and that it will probably be better to move on sooner as he's with you.
Thirdly, if he still isn't over her and it's dragging your relationship with him down, just leave him. Sure it's unfair but getting into a relationship when you're not over your ex is completely unfair to the person you're with, he's being unfair to you. Tell him you don't want him talking about her or comparing you to her otherwise you'll just leave. Don't use this as a means to control him, I mean if he doesn't do this, actually leave, it's not worth it if he's going to hold himself back on purpose, ya know?
User avatar #151885 to #151873 - annamerp (6 hours ago) [-]
He just told me that he's letting the ex and "best friend" move in with him because "best friends" mom kicked them out of her house.
Thank you for your advice, but I'm not willing to deal with someone who operates on this level of beta.
User avatar #151901 to #151885 - Timmietim ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Seems about as beta as dehumanizer
#151907 to #151901 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
>me
>beeing beta

pick one
User avatar #151887 to #151885 - thatnigger (6 hours ago) [-]
Yea, that was my last point. If he's doing all this, just leave. He's being used and is losing you and possibly much, much more if he doesn't stop letting others walk over him.

It'll be hard, but one day he'll wake up and realize he needs this to stop or he'll never get anywhere, ya know?
User avatar #151871 to #151870 - derpityhurr (9 hours ago) [-]
Tell him that you dont like him talking about his ex straight up, but be gentle because ye, it seems like hes not fully over her
User avatar #151857 - icanpaintyay (16 hours ago) [-]
sup.
so my sister in-law got shot in the hip while in Afghanistan (friendly fire). Wright now shes getting surgery for it in DC, and since i don't have enough money this year to fly down and she her, i ask for some creative advice and mainly your opinion. What would make the coolest fucking care package?
also, she will be laying in a hospital bed for 6 months before she's aloud to move her hip.
#151947 to #151857 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I live about an hour away from Washington D.C.
I could help you do something, if you wanted.

I know it's super awkward coming from a stranger from the internet, although it's always an option.

She could get semi-regular visitors; I don't think many of the Young Adults in my Church would mind visiting someone in a hospital in Washing D.C. to make them feel better. But again, this is a semi-awkward scenario coming from a stranger. Although if she wants visitors, my church would be glad to go and visit her and give her company.
User avatar #151876 to #151857 - Timmietim ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Put an AC130 in the care package, those are the fucking best in MW2 man
User avatar #151946 to #151876 - Timmietim ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
And thank god she wasn't playing hardcore, like fucking everything instakills you then.
Fucking teamkills man
User avatar #151869 to #151857 - aherorising (9 hours ago) [-]
if she won't be able to move for 6 months, then videogames, books, and any series or entertainment is best. Assuming PC gaming is pretty much out of the question (because a laptop on her lap with a broken hip doesn't sound very healthy), the best alternative is some handheld, preferrably with browsing capabilities.
You should be easily able to obtain a 2th hand/used DSi / 3ds for a reasonable price, and using 2th hand ds games shouldn't bee too hard or pricey either.

And/or

Get her a tablet. I can hardly imagine it would strain her hip, but it would allow her to browse the internet, youtube, and whatever interests she has much easier. There's plenty of cheap android tablets out there, so you might wanna look into that as well.

I've been out of the running for 2 months last year, and the only thing that makes it bearable are simple distractions, but most important are social interaction. With a tablet you could skype her every (other) day or so, so she has someone to talk to besides the staff there.
User avatar #151863 to #151857 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I say go with Aherorisings idea. She'd be bored as fucking shit. If you and her played videogames together, then you can mix that with the idea Saltybanana had somehow.
User avatar #151862 to #151857 - aherorising (13 hours ago) [-]
see if you can get her a nintendo DS with a shit-ton of games.
#151859 to #151857 - sugoi (15 hours ago) [-]
Send her a card with a rabbit on it that reads.   
"I hope you have a hippity hoppity day!"   
"Get well soon Hip Hip Hooray!"
Send her a card with a rabbit on it that reads.
"I hope you have a hippity hoppity day!"
"Get well soon Hip Hip Hooray!"
#151867 to #151859 - ipostcp (11 hours ago) [-]
Holy hell that's cringy. It made me laugh pretty good though.
User avatar #151858 to #151857 - saltybanana (16 hours ago) [-]
fill it up with stuff you guys shared memory's in?

ex. say you guys were into Disney movies. put stuff you seen or always remembered from those movies in there.
User avatar #151820 - gorillaztwentyfour (19 hours ago) [-]
First things first, this wasn't my first stop and it won't be my last. I need all the help I can get and I'm gonna do whatever I can but

My hopefully temporarily-long distance girlfriend currently living in Canada while I'm in Maryland/USA is fucking depressed and suicidal, she's nearly killed herself on multiple occasions before we dated and I currently am the only one keeping her hopes up at this point when I finally get to hang out with her again this thanksgiving.

She's gone to a therapist that allegedly blamed her for her depression and wouldn't uphold confidentiality. The therapist told her mother which in turn took no actions. She currently leads a shitty life where she has never received attention from her mother whose description can only be careless, childish, and too dumb to make good decisions.

My gf has moved away from all her friends, some of her friends have left her in the past, and she's dealt with the death of both friends and close family. I'm talking family that cared for her.

She's afraid to tell anyone other than me right now about this shit and I only recently convinced her to let me message her mom about it. Iunno, maybe this woman will listen to me if she won't listen to her own daughter.

I don't even know where to go here, this girl is perfect for me and I don't think she can handle the following 3 years of going to a shit college in an area with shit employment.

I don't know what to ask, other than help me figure this out. I've considered trying to earn enough money for her to move over here at some point. It would give her a light at the end of the tunnel or something. She's fucking ecstatic around me (visited me in July) but now that she's home she'll probably kill herself within months if not years.

Help.
User avatar #151832 to #151820 - sugoi (18 hours ago) [-]
Keep her going with that light at the end of the tunnel junk.
And start working hard so that you guys can move in together after whatever. I have no idea how old you are or what stage you're in (highschool/Uni/Job) but regardless get a job or start working a bit more so you can earn enough to move in with her. Preferably her with you since her home sounds rough as hell.

I would suggest you try (but not force) to convince her to get a job as well to help with this and to stay away from home and keep her mind off things but that comes with it's own risks such as some other guy hitting on her.

I think the most important thing though is just keep in contact and help her through her little I guess break downs.
User avatar #151843 to #151832 - gorillaztwentyfour (18 hours ago) [-]
I plan on holding two jobs through college (I'm a soph if that helps). We don't plan on kids and I don't mind holding down multiple jobs. My main concern is getting her out of that shithole after graduation. We're not planning on kids, period. Stinky, smelly--ass money wasters. I already work in a day care, and that's enough children for me.

She had a crush on me for the previous 7 or so years, we only began dating after this several-year friendship this past July yadda yadda point is she won't be cheating on me, I'm positive.

She's applied to many jobs none of which have contacted her back or hired her or whatever - although I did tell her to keep trying.

We haven't broken contact for more than a few hours at a time, tops. Thx based Skype/Facebook/Snapchat.

I sincerely appreciate the advice here m8. Everything is welcome.

Thank you.
User avatar #151821 to #151820 - gorillaztwentyfour (19 hours ago) [-]
I can probably give more details if anyone needs them.
#151819 - averagewhitekid (19 hours ago) [-]
Guise pls halp
Seriously though, during this last summer session at college, I met a whole new group of friends, and they are all so great. Pretty much the only new group of friends I've made in a long time.
There is one girl in the group that is absolutely amazing, like i've only had two massive crushes in my life and she is one of them. Only one problem, another guy in the group liked her, and I thought she liked him as well, so I backed off and told him to just go for her because I didn't want to break up this group.
Flash forward almost 6 weeks now, and I still am hung up over her. He really doesn't seem to give the slightest shit about her, and no offence to him (since I still like him overall) but he is a huge dick to her and most girls. I really don't understand why he feels he has to be (might be the whole "5 foot 7" thing), but whatever.
Now this might have raised a big red "fedora flag" for some of you, but really I mean it when I say I am not bad at all. Like I've had 5 stalkers over the course of high school because some girls like me so much. I just lack self confidence half the time, and I really am not athletic, so you can see why I can turn off some girls as well.
But this girl, oh my god, I can not just forget about her. More and more now, she seems to like me as well, and I can't shake it out of my head.
I don't know what to do about this situation at all.
I really like this group of friends, and like I said I don't want to break it up or become ostracized by them. I still enjoy the guy's company, so I don't want to just shut him out either.
What do, FJ advice? I really just don't know what to do about her
#151865 to #151819 - dehumanizer (12 hours ago) [-]
>letting another man take your crush infront of your eyes

HOLY SHIT HOW BETA ARE YOU MAN? SO WHAT IF SOME PRICK LIKES HER YOU FUCKING AUTIST! GO ROBIN WILLIAMS!
User avatar #151864 to #151819 - princessren (12 hours ago) [-]
talk to him about it
be like "look you don't seem to be jumping at the chance to be with her and I really want to so is it ok" if he is such a player he should be able to find another girl
User avatar #151872 to #151864 - averagewhitekid (8 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking about it, but that might crush him more than it would help me
He is also a super jealous type of boyfriend, so while I could still take him in a fight if he wanted to fight, I really don't want to take it to a fight. That would undermine my whole "not wanting to break up the group" thing
User avatar #151853 to #151819 - alecbaldwinning (17 hours ago) [-]
You don't meet someone like that very often throughout your life.

Grab your nuts and go for it you coward. Unless you want to be lying on your deathbed thinking back on what could have been.
User avatar #151854 to #151853 - averagewhitekid (17 hours ago) [-]
Like I said, I know she is amazing and great, I just don't want it to end awful. Confessing and having her say no, losing that great group of friends. Both could happen if I do this in the wrong way
User avatar #151855 to #151854 - alecbaldwinning (17 hours ago) [-]
So letting your fear paralyze you into inaction is a much better alternative, right?

If you don't act like a man, women will not treat you like a man.
Men are confident. Men go out and get what they want. What do you want? That girl? Then go fucking get her.
User avatar #151856 to #151855 - averagewhitekid (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm working on it man
I may not go right up and steal her right away, but I am still gonna work on getting them apart so that I can get her myself
User avatar #151841 to #151819 - danield (18 hours ago) [-]
Youalways have me
#151847 to #151846 - danield (18 hours ago) [-]
You can always add me on steam its the same username except my avatar is a dog in a tux
User avatar #151848 to #151847 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Done
even though I thought we were friends to begin with
User avatar #151850 to #151848 - danield (18 hours ago) [-]
This just means we're super best friends

I'll add you later when i get on a pc that has steam installed
#151824 to #151819 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
dude if you really like her, just go for it

you will eventually leave your friends for her, cause you two will be with each other most of the time if you do end up going out. like i said its your friends or her
User avatar #151868 to #151824 - derpityhurr (9 hours ago) [-]
it aint no fun if the homies cant have none
User avatar #151829 to #151824 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
It sucks though because I really like this group of friends as well
and if at the end of the day, I end up saying all my feelings to her and then she actually doesn't like me, then I won't really be able to face the group with her in it
User avatar #151831 to #151829 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
thats why you just start off as friends. hang out with her just you and her get to know her, maybe she could be a bitch?

become her best friend in a way. that way when you wanna share your feeling towards her it wont feel so awkward
User avatar #151833 to #151831 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
I suppose its definitely my best, and only, option for now
User avatar #151834 to #151833 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
you got nothing to loose my man, just go for it. invite her to go out to eat or just hang out wear only two could go
User avatar #151835 to #151834 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Well she is actually coming over to my dorm tomorrow to make me dinner, so that's as good a start as any...
assuming the guy doesn't come as well
User avatar #151836 to #151835 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
thats a good start man! try helping or say "teach me to cook?"

make sure its just you two, cause you dont wanna get cocked block by any of your friends has happen to before, not fun
#151837 to #151836 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Here's to hoping he is busy tomorrow, so its just the two of us
Here's to hoping he is busy tomorrow, so its just the two of us
User avatar #151838 to #151837 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
dont worry itll go good as long as he doesnt get involved. just have a good time.

and clean yo place up too ese
User avatar #151839 to #151838 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh I cleaned it so much earlier because I thought she was coming today, haha
I'll probably do some more after class though
#151840 to #151839 - saltybanana (18 hours ago) [-]
shouldnt over clean, its gonna look suspicious, but whatever goodluck tomorrow holmes
#151842 to #151840 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man, i'll be sure to put some socks around on the ground, to off-set the rest of the clean
Thanks man, i'll be sure to put some socks around on the ground, to off-set the rest of the clean
User avatar #151823 to #151819 - sugoi (18 hours ago) [-]
You told the guy to go for it so just sit back and see if they break up.
If you're feeling a tad vindictive just avoid giving either of them relationship advice and say "I don't want to get involved."
User avatar #151825 to #151823 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
I didn't really tell him to go for it, I just sat back and let it happen
and now there is nothing I can really do, since there is no way I can date her while staying in the group
oh well though
User avatar #151826 to #151825 - sugoi (18 hours ago) [-]
"so I backed off and told him to just go for her"
User avatar #151827 to #151826 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
I know, I know, poor wording on my part man.
User avatar #151828 to #151827 - sugoi (18 hours ago) [-]
Ah well okay then.
Well not much you can do without looking like a wanker while they're still dating.
User avatar #151830 to #151828 - averagewhitekid (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I was thinking as much
#151808 - youregaylol (19 hours ago) [-]
So theres this girl in my class, nice girl, 8/10 ass, 3/10 personality. I wanna hit it and quit it but she's shy and I think she wants a relationship. I'm thinking if I show her that I'm only interested in her booty that she'll back off.

If I were to rape her would I get in trouble, like would she tell and how can I make her keep quiet?
#151866 to #151808 - dehumanizer (11 hours ago) [-]
If you are a nigger, go to Sweeden where rape is legal! :^)
User avatar #151810 to #151808 - marinepenguin ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Well there is the low route where you act like you want a relationship, get sex, then leave.

Or you can tell her, "hey I just that awesome ass of yours and then we part ways".
#151809 to #151808 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
are srs?    
   
nigga rape will get you into deep ass trouble. plus need to learn to respect bro, thats why you aint get no pussy   
   
just talk to her, get close to her, who knows you could have her for friends with benefits
are srs?

nigga rape will get you into deep ass trouble. plus need to learn to respect bro, thats why you aint get no pussy

just talk to her, get close to her, who knows you could have her for friends with benefits
#151813 to #151809 - youregaylol (19 hours ago) [-]
idk man,shes pretty clingy and tbh the rape option is becoming more desirable when I continue to think about it.

basically if i invite her on a "date" and go the force fuck route I might be able to convince her that she wanted it, she's pretty weak willed, that's the impression I get. She's always trying to get closer to me and it wouldn't really be rape if she wanted it. I might even be able to keep doing her for awhile.

Or we can go the drug rape route which isn't that desirable tbh but at least there's little evidence.
#151815 to #151813 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
dude are kidding im not gonna let you rape this chick.   
   
be a fucking man and deal with it. it takes patients to get some pussy. think on the bright side. if she says yes to become your friends with benefits you can get pussy whenever you want?    
   
stop being a lil bitch and man the fuck up, and just talk to her, if shes close to you, then she'll say yes plus just tell her you just wanna be friends with benefits
dude are kidding im not gonna let you rape this chick.

be a fucking man and deal with it. it takes patients to get some pussy. think on the bright side. if she says yes to become your friends with benefits you can get pussy whenever you want?

stop being a lil bitch and man the fuck up, and just talk to her, if shes close to you, then she'll say yes plus just tell her you just wanna be friends with benefits
User avatar #151849 to #151815 - fistfireace (18 hours ago) [-]
Well, there is a chance she wouldn't say yes. Not that I condone what that faggot was saying (or going to do), but not all women wants to fuck (in other words, wait until marriage).

The rest of what you said I agree with.
#151816 to #151815 - youregaylol (19 hours ago) [-]
The question is no longer "Should I do it?", but "How will you stop me?"

bitch nigga.
#151817 to #151816 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
im not gonna stop you   
   
im warning you, because rape is a serious thing. its not funny to be messing with cause your pussyless cant get any, doesnt mean this chick has to go thru so much pain in the future.   
   
i think youre just a sad fat chode fedora looking cunt whos to scared to go up to women, so you have to rape a bitch to get pussy. thats fucking embarrassing bro.   
   
i feel sorry for you bro, i really do
im not gonna stop you

im warning you, because rape is a serious thing. its not funny to be messing with cause your pussyless cant get any, doesnt mean this chick has to go thru so much pain in the future.

i think youre just a sad fat chode fedora looking cunt whos to scared to go up to women, so you have to rape a bitch to get pussy. thats fucking embarrassing bro.

i feel sorry for you bro, i really do
#151818 to #151817 - youregaylol (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't get pissy because your step dad raped you nigga, chill.
User avatar #151806 - nigalthornberry (19 hours ago) [-]
I feel like I need something to worry about
Is that weird?
User avatar #151852 to #151806 - youngneil (18 hours ago) [-]
At one point in my life, I actually preferred having things go wrong because everything was so boring. It got to the point where I started creating problems in my head (which lead to relationship issues, drug abuse for a minute, and what I think is alcoholism. I just really like partying, but I think I maybe do it too much, whatever).

Anyway, from my experience and from what my friends have told me, it seems like you want something to worry about when you either
a) Think life is too boring and want something to happen.
b) are too used to things being fucked up that normal things feel strange


Quite a few of my friends have done it, I've done it, so it's probably pretty common and not all that weird. Of course, I could be very wrong, I don't really know.
#151812 to #151806 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
mmmm i wouldnt say weird cause i was in your position at once.   
   
   
just enjoy your worry free moments
mmmm i wouldnt say weird cause i was in your position at once.


just enjoy your worry free moments
User avatar #151798 - vortix ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
i wanted a remote control helicopter with a live camera for the longest time , when i heard they exist, it was like a dream come true. i will no matter what, buy one. did any of you guys get one of these before? what do you guys recommend?
User avatar #151811 to #151798 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
A simple quadrocopter, GoPro, and iPad will do.
Costly, yes. Yet works really, really well.

My friend's dad, and neighbor, has multiple remote control helis of various sizes, multiple quadrocopters, a few GoPros, and an iPad.

If you'd like, I can take some time to ask him which brands in specific he chooses for the helis/ quadrocopters.

Although, you do need to practice on the computer before flying anything.
User avatar #151822 to #151811 - vortix ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
can i hook it up to work on my windows 8 laptop? is that possible? i don't have an ipad nor do i have a smart phone(i know what your thinking, i just don't see the need for one )
User avatar #151799 to #151798 - vortix ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
excuse my grammar.
User avatar #151797 - ribbedandstudded (21 hours ago) [-]
Okay guys, I'm in need of some advice.

I've made posts about my dumbass family before, so I'll keep it short. My step-brother is 17 and has never listened to or respected my father. This is 100% because his real father-refereed to as "Asshat" from here on out for simplicity- told him not to. Up until recently his attitude has just been annoying. He won't do his chores and my dad's not allowed to discipline him My dad has no custodial rights, and Asshat will press charges . To top things off, his mother works long hours and is always too tired to do anything about his attitude.

I should also mention that my father had a serious heart attack in 1997. It was so severe that he was actually dead, but by some miracle he came back. I'm not spiritual or anything, but by rights he should have died that day. The after effects were that he wasn't supposed to do anything strenuous. Lately, his heart has been getting worse. "No strenuous activity" has turned to "Minimize all activity." I was there when his doctor told him that even sweeping the floor might be too much for his heart.

With that in mind, here's what has me so pissed off at my step-brother:
about a month ago, my family had a going away party for my older step-brother not the one I'm pissed off at because he was about to head of to basic training. My younger step-brother was responsible for cleaning the back yard before the party. Instead he decided to stay out and smoke with his friends, prompting my father to do the work. I won't get into details but it's Arizona in the middle of summer and my dad was doing yard work, moving heavy tables and chairs, mowing the lawn, etc. It would have taken my step-brother an hour to do, but instead he ignored it.

--I'll put the next bit in another comment. I'd rather not interrupt a thought. ---
User avatar #151800 to #151797 - ribbedandstudded (21 hours ago) [-]
While my dad was doing said work he passed out. He finished the work, but afterward he got tired just walking across the room. After talking to his doctor, he went in for an appointment to see what was wrong. It turns out it was another heart attack. This one destroyed any progress he had made in the last 17 years... because my dumbass brother couldn't be bothered to do any work at all. you could say they expected a lot from him, but his normal chores are making sure the cats have food, making sure there's chlorine tablets in the floater, and skimming the pool. He never even tries to do any work. If you call him out, he yells at you and stomps off to his room... where he smokes cigarettes and claims my dad is putting the butts in his room to get him into trouble

But this is where I really get pissed off... my step-brother's response to my dad's heart attack? "Damn... This means we'll have to do more work."
I'll be honest with you guys... I've never wanted to punch anyone this hard before in my life, and the only reason I didn't is because Asshat would press charges. Both my dad and I had choice words for him, but we kept our mouths shut because we knew once we got started we wouldn't stop. So I came here to see what my options are and vent my frustration to my FJ family. You guys have helped me in the past, and I could really use it now.

Legally he's still a minor, and I have no way to prove that he's responsible for my father's heart attack. I could report the underage smoking, but I'm afraid that other members of my family- namely my father- could get into trouble since they've known for a while and not said anything.

Tell me truly, what would you do to put this arrogant, self-concerned prick in is place?
#151814 to #151800 - saltybanana (19 hours ago) [-]
damn that sounds tough ese   
   
dude i would fucking beat his ass upside down man. teach him some fucking manners bro. your old man seems like his really weak to be doing and handling his shit. talk to his mom, say if he keeps disrespecting your dad that you wont hesitate on fucking him up.    
   
i see to it as theyre are two ways to deal with this.    
ONE   
talk to this dude, see whats fucking bugging him, maybe he needs someone to talk too his older bro just left so he feels alone now since he was the closes thing to family he loved  try to get him to talk to you. try becoming his best friend. he probably needs someone to vent out too.   
   
TWO   
beat his ass up side down. i personally think its very disrespectful on what he's doing. he's acting like a child who is throwing tantrums. and your pops is paying the consequences with his weak heart. if your older, take advantage in roughing him up abit.
damn that sounds tough ese

dude i would fucking beat his ass upside down man. teach him some fucking manners bro. your old man seems like his really weak to be doing and handling his shit. talk to his mom, say if he keeps disrespecting your dad that you wont hesitate on fucking him up.

i see to it as theyre are two ways to deal with this.
ONE
talk to this dude, see whats fucking bugging him, maybe he needs someone to talk too his older bro just left so he feels alone now since he was the closes thing to family he loved try to get him to talk to you. try becoming his best friend. he probably needs someone to vent out too.

TWO
beat his ass up side down. i personally think its very disrespectful on what he's doing. he's acting like a child who is throwing tantrums. and your pops is paying the consequences with his weak heart. if your older, take advantage in roughing him up abit.
User avatar #151774 - muffintime (23 hours ago) [-]
omg just asked a chick who apparently liked me (her friends told me) to a movie tonight over text and she's been typing for the last 3 minutes.. WTF hold me, Im so scared.
User avatar #151775 to #151774 - muffintime (23 hours ago) [-]
still typing

User avatar #151776 to #151775 - muffintime (23 hours ago) [-]
Just got a message omg, im to scared to open it lol.
#151777 to #151776 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
open it you wuss
#151778 to #151777 - muffintime (23 hours ago) [-]
she said yes!!!!!!@!#!@#!@#!@#@!#@!#@!#!@#!@!!!!!@#!@#!@#!!
she said yes!!!!!!@!#!@#!@#!@#@!#@!#@!#!@#!@!!!!!@#!@#!@#!!
#151803 to #151778 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
You sound like a girl. Good job.
#151779 to #151778 - baitdoesnttalkback (23 hours ago) [-]
youre such a loser
User avatar #151802 to #151801 - fistfireace (20 hours ago) [-]
Look on the bright side: you're a loser who has now gotten a date.
#151804 to #151802 - muffintime (20 hours ago) [-]
I feel so pretty
I feel so pretty
#151766 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
I have this feeling that I'm being ignored.    
   
so if I send someone a message (on this site) and they definitely are online but I don't get responce after 30 minutes then I feel like I'm being ignored and then I never get a response and that makes me more feel like I know I'm being ignored. it's not like they are inactive or anything.
I have this feeling that I'm being ignored.

so if I send someone a message (on this site) and they definitely are online but I don't get responce after 30 minutes then I feel like I'm being ignored and then I never get a response and that makes me more feel like I know I'm being ignored. it's not like they are inactive or anything.


#151780 to #151766 - baitdoesnttalkback (23 hours ago) [-]
let me ask you if you really that needy that you think you ignored on a fj message maybe you arent someone who should try to make friends cause you're just gonna end up being weird
#151785 to #151780 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
maybe I am a bit needy.

gosh, what a weirdo I must seem.

I'll just try to forget about it.
#151787 to #151785 - baitdoesnttalkback (23 hours ago) [-]
good. get a fucking hobby
#151788 to #151787 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
hang on. you're a shitposter, I'll disrgard anything you say.
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/151779#151779
#151791 to #151788 - baitdoesnttalkback (22 hours ago) [-]
dont care keep waiting for that message bitch. lol fuck you
#151793 to #151791 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #151773 to #151766 - sugoi (08/27/2014) [-]
If you wanna be sure go stalk their profile and keep refreshing, if in that time they make a comment then they're totally ignoring you.
Also stop being needy you're just gunna make yourself sad.
User avatar #151768 to #151766 - sammiemoore (08/27/2014) [-]
I get that a lot too. But people from skype or texting.
I'm here if you'd like to talk.
Idc if you're female/male. Just having someone to talk to is nice
User avatar #151767 to #151766 - derpityhurr (08/27/2014) [-]
The IM system of this site is really bad, sometimes it wont show up for people so liek
#151769 to #151767 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
I mean on the pm.

I know the IM is crap.
#151763 - girrafalopegis (08/27/2014) [-]
Not really advice, but what are these shoes and where can I get some? I found the picture on 4chan in a what you wear thread so I couldn't reverse search either.
#151781 to #151763 - baitdoesnttalkback (23 hours ago) [-]
there just mens dress shoes that have been scuffed and worn down. like jeans that look faded
User avatar #151794 to #151792 - gandaalf (22 hours ago) [-]
hah
that's pretty hilarious actually
i don't know
if i see anything like that i'll tell you
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User avatar #151765 to #151763 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Those are men's dress shoes, for sure.
Honestly, men's dress shoes are so alike that it's not even funny. If you walk into any place that sells shoes, you'll find many a'like the pair you posted. Finding it in brown will be a bit harder, but black is extremely common.

You can try looking online at websites such as JackThreads.
There's also Amazon and their apparel website. (I forget the name of it...)
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User avatar #151758 to #151754 - rereviven (08/27/2014) [-]
She's probbaly implying that she wants to see the movie with you. dunno if it is too late but just say that you wanted to see it too and ask if she wants to go with you
#151755 to #151754 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
just say "we could go see one sometime. if you want"
User avatar #151756 to #151755 - muffintime (08/27/2014) [-]
Im thinking of saying "Yeah I kinda want to go see one too, and I have one of these 2 for 1 admission movie passes" or something along those lines
#151757 to #151756 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
try that.
#151742 - dehumanizer (08/27/2014) [-]
>will spend my remaining 20's getting a degree
>settle with an ex-whore
>finally start making good amount of money
>spend all of it on the spawn we'll produce
>work the rest of my life supporting them

What's even the point?
User avatar #151771 to #151742 - fistfireace (08/27/2014) [-]
Please, for the love of god, don't have children if you have to keep working hard (talking about like 2 jobs here) to support them. It'll not only be hard for you, by the children as well.

I know how that feels. Not something people should be in.
#151752 to #151742 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
hmm.... more of peoples time you are going to waste.   
   
in the book.
hmm.... more of peoples time you are going to waste.

in the book.
#151860 to #151752 - dehumanizer (14 hours ago) [-]
How am I wasting time exactly?
#151908 to #151860 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
you shitpost on the advice board.
sometimes you ask for real help but you ignore what people say.
you shitpost on the advice board.
#151910 to #151908 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
Nu-uh i just helped some broad, go and see.
User avatar #151745 to #151742 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
The journey.
#151753 to #151745 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
we've been through this, you know what he's like.
#151746 to #151745 - dehumanizer (08/27/2014) [-]
Too bad i am never going to make it.
User avatar #151747 to #151746 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Why do you say that?
Solitude will do you no favors.
#151748 to #151747 - dehumanizer (08/27/2014) [-]
Neither will heartake and rejection.
User avatar #151749 to #151748 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Trial and error.
You still didn't answer the question.
#151750 to #151749 - dehumanizer (08/27/2014) [-]
Im scared because so much time alone gave me assbergers and now i will get attracted to pritty much any girl and she wont like me.
User avatar #151751 to #151750 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
You're labeling yourself right now; You're living a lie that you've given yourself.

There's more to life than what you're focusing on.
#151861 to #151751 - dehumanizer (14 hours ago) [-]
I dont belive i will ever win over a crush so when im around one i dont really care what i do because i know nothing will happen. That leads me doing pritty much everything for my amusement and coming off as a mega prick, if i dont then im pritty much a doormat so its lose either way.
I dont belive i will ever win over a crush so when im around one i dont really care what i do because i know nothing will happen. That leads me doing pritty much everything for my amusement and coming off as a mega prick, if i dont then im pritty much a doormat so its lose either way.
User avatar #151949 to #151861 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
You're trying too hard and forcing a relationship.
Take things as slow as possible; Be as ignorant as possible. Just be patient.
Forget about girls for now, focus on school, and sooner or later things will just fall into place.

Again, there's more to life than what you're focusing on.
There's more to life than dem grills brah.
There's more to life than instant gratification/ satisfaction of the flesh.
#151950 to #151949 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Im doing that but soon when uni starts, i will have to be around normalfags and girls. Im scared.
User avatar #151951 to #151950 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
What's the problem?
Just be yourself and if you gain friends, then you gain friends. If you don't, you don't.
Ignore relationships for now.

Legit, if every relationship started off as a full-blown boyfriend/ girlfriend thing, then everyone would constantly be dating and single in a matter of days/ weeks.
The greatest things in life take time, man. Start off as friends, keep dem options open, and see where things go.

Three greatest things to tell if a girl likes you:
1) Nicknames; If she gives you a cute nickname, she's prolly interested.
2) Long conversations with just you and her; If you two can go longer than two hours and hold that conversation going, and have it be deeper than small-talk, then she likes you, but is still getting to know you.
3) If she ever brings up who she's dated, and inquires about your dating history. This means she's on the verge of telling you she likes you, and literally wait until after she's done and if she really does like you she'll confront you about it:
"Hey, so... Do you like me?"

Just wait for that. Wait for a girl to hit all three, and by the time she hits that third one she'll express her feelings herself.
It has to be at least in that order. One and Two don't have to be in any order, but if they haven't hit both before getting to Three and never bring up their feelings, I'd wait on doing anything out of impulse.
#151953 to #151951 - dehumanizer (2 hours ago) [-]
>just be yourself
*rolls eyes*

>implying i need friends
not really people are nice to me n shit but i just dont bother you know, i dont feel they take me seriusly and its not like they will ever understand

>those three steps
Well now i know no girl has ever liked me. As for nicknames what if i already have one i use more than my real name?
User avatar #151954 to #151953 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
> *rolls eyes*
You'd be surprised how far this goes and how true it is.

> "... people are nice to me and shiz, but I just don't bother, you know? ..."
Eh. If you don't want friends then it's all on you, man. You can either ignore them or try being a friend back.

> "Well now I know no girl has ever liked me..."
Then you haven't gotten close enough to a girl for that. It's just something to look for, nothing to hold true by completely.
Again, don't rush anything. Let it happen. And if they happen to hit off all three, then chances are they're on the edge of spilling out their feelings.

> "What if I already have one I use more than my real name?"
Doesn't count.
The girl has to make a special nickname for you. For instance, one girl used to call me "Shy Guy." (No, it wasn't in a mocking manner.)
#151955 to #151954 - dehumanizer (2 hours ago) [-]
it works only if you are 14/10... nah im just shiposting but beeing myself is why im in this situation in the first place   
   
im kinda antisocial   
   
tried two, both times failed, I also dont belive it will, its just like imagining a square triangle   
   
kuew stowy,brah
it works only if you are 14/10... nah im just shiposting but beeing myself is why im in this situation in the first place

im kinda antisocial

tried two, both times failed, I also dont belive it will, its just like imagining a square triangle

kuew stowy,brah
User avatar #151952 to #151951 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Side Note:
Nicknames don't entirely count, especially if you and her have been holding long conversations alone multiple times over.
#151743 to #151742 - ipostcp (08/27/2014) [-]
That post pissed me off more than anything.
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