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#218126 - hoaxfourtyfour
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Should I go to college to learn about something i'm passionate about, or go to college for something that will set me up for a job that has a more gracious pay?
#218127 to #218126 - lgninjaleetful
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(3 hours ago) [-]
I dont believe degrees have much worth anymore

most degrees anyway
#218124 - kunterz
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(4 hours ago) [-]
I'm thinking of leaving my job because of an injury, I can hardly stand for more than 30 minutes and I work as a cashier at Popeyes, it's been about a week and a half since I gave them a medical notice. I still live with my parents at the current moment so I don't have any kinds of bills to worry about, I'm just worried about working there since I probably won't be able to work long enough for two weeks.

I don't have any bad relationships with any of my coworkers or boss but... I'd also prefer to leave the workplace too and I feel as if this is an opportunity to leave it, I just don't know how to go about it.
#218123 - anon
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(4 hours ago) [-]
ive been fucking up so much lately

my whole life just feels like i have very little worth

My fucking car gets broken into, ive been doing bad in college and i have no motivation to do anything, despite wanting more out life, everything about me is failure

I just want to sit down and do nothing

what can i do

Killing myself would be so easy, but i dont want to betray my family. I dont even know why they like me, im so boring, i dont do anything with anyone, i have no worth. I wish my family would just denounce me and hate me so i can just end it without feeling like im betraying them
#218114 - brolylssj ONLINE
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Yo, asking on advice because I don't know where else to go.
I keep having FJ posts send me to a site called You need to login to view this link .
From what I've researched, it seems like a mostly scam business, but it's for putting adds on websites.
I don't run a website, I just dick around on here.
Anyone know whats going on?
#218121 to #218114 - zombifier
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(5 hours ago) [-]
i keep getting redirects to shit like that too
I do a virus scan and it comes up with nothing so idk
#218115 to #218114 - brolylssj ONLINE
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(8 hours ago) [-]
In the time it took me to type that, two open FJ tabs changed to that website.
#218116 to #218115 - nigerianprince ONLINE
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(7 hours ago) [-]
You most likely have a virus, restore your computer or look up how to remove the virus
#218129 to #218116 - brolylssj ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Malwarebytes keeps coming up with nothing. And it's only when I'm using Funnyjunk.
#218113 - epicextreme
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(8 hours ago) [-]
how many people have you shared these lines with?
far too many for me
#218125 to #218113 - lgninjaleetful
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(4 hours ago) [-]
ha, friends

#218120 to #218113 - rokkai
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(6 hours ago) [-]
i have several. my best friend's been dating with this girl for over 2 years and they're pretty serious. i can't wait to join their wedding. another one of my very good friend is in a relationship of almost 4 years too. others are just hanging around.

we were just a bunch of highschoolers damnit. now the university graduation is one or two year away from everybody. i fucking hate getting old.
#218117 to #218113 - charizarddad
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(6 hours ago) [-]
i had two online friends i called my best friends. i already lost relations with one, and now im feeling like im loosing the other. shit sucks.
#218110 - anon
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(8 hours ago) [-]
I have a friend who is convinced that if Trump becomes president he's going to be sent back to Mexico. I don't exactly know what his situation is but I know he's arrived legally in the United States (he said he and his mother took a plane into Texas, that sounds pretty legit). I'm really trying to help him calm down but he's convinced that he'll be deported.
Can anyone explain to me what he might be talking about? I tried asking him to explain what's going on but it really bothers him to talk about it. He hasn't done anything illegal as far as I know but I don't think that's what scaring him. I also don't know that much about being legal or green cards and undocumented, can someone explain the difference to me?
#218107 - focalanemo
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(8 hours ago) [-]
What's the name of the angry camera guy on youtube that talks about Syrian refugees and stuff.
He is really popular here on FJ.
#218122 to #218107 - platinumaltaria
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that guy who respires, what's his name? Could you be more unspecific?
#218111 to #218107 - epicextreme
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(8 hours ago) [-]
the british guy?
#218103 - haydentheviking
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(9 hours ago) [-]
Ive been planning on getting this tattoo tomorrow and i just told my mother and she guilt tripped me like mad and i asked my mate who knows the artist and who im going with and im only going to know what the tattoo actually looks like on the day and its giving me some mad anxiety like what if i hate it? I dont want my mum to be right but at the same time im also quite nervous if i wont want that tattoo soon after

Really lost on what to do
#218118 to #218103 - charizarddad
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(6 hours ago) [-]
i wouldnt get it. think about what you are getting. i have tattoos and i somewhat like them but you just get used to them, they lose their effect almost
#218104 to #218103 - haydentheviking
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(9 hours ago) [-]
i think if i go and look at the tattoo ill make my choice on it

Just dont wanna regret it or end up hating it
#218105 to #218104 - burpy
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(9 hours ago) [-]
You're probably better off not getting one. You'll look the same as you do now, with no risks of hating part of your body later on.

PS I'm not your mom I swear
#218106 to #218105 - haydentheviking
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(8 hours ago) [-]
I think im gonna see how i feel in the morning i think i might cancel it, Im kinda annoyed the artist wants to keep it a suprise so i cant actually see what im getting its kinda annoying i hate surprises
#218108 to #218106 - burpy
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(8 hours ago) [-]
Not knowing what kind of tattoo you're getting sounds completely stupid. If you are going to get one, make sure it's one you pick yourself and actually know you'd like.
#218109 to #218108 - haydentheviking
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(8 hours ago) [-]
I know kind of what im getting but i thought i would of gotten a picture of like the sketch but they say "ill love it" but like im probs gonna get there and be like yeah nah


probs gonna call up in the morning like nah dont want it maybe ngl
#218089 - goobyman
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(13 hours ago) [-]
guys... halp. I think my dad has fucking cancer.
He's been taking Bicalutamide. didn't know what it was, but it's used to treat metastasic prostate cancer.
can someone tell me any other uses?
I don't want it to be true.
#218093 to #218089 - oxidoferroso
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(10 hours ago) [-]
My extensive Wikipedia knowledge tells me that, if your dad doesn't have cancer, he probably
has too much hair
has acne
is transgender and xe is in hormone therapy
is hitting early puberty
or
has had an erection more than 4 hours

I suggest you take the best course of action, ask him about it
#218094 to #218093 - goobyman
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(10 hours ago) [-]
loosing his head hair since 10-15 years
no acne
not transgender
he's 52
#218095 to #218094 - oxidoferroso
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Any long lasting erections you have noticed?
#218096 to #218095 - goobyman
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(10 hours ago) [-]
no... :c :c :c :c
#218097 to #218096 - oxidoferroso
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Then I'm sorry
You should confront him. I don't know what type of person your dad is, but try to not make a big deal about it, stay strong since your dad is going to need you
#218098 to #218097 - goobyman
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(10 hours ago) [-]
thanks for the support man.
I'll try my best to ask... However, feeling like it doesn't exist and ignoring it seems like the better option. "if i ignore it, maybe it will go away "
#218100 to #218098 - oxidoferroso
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Guess you are half right... If you ignore it your dad's cancer will probably go away. And your dad with it
Don't be a such a wuss, and go face it!

I don't want to give you false hope, but if they the doctors located your dad's cancer in it's early stages, it's pretty much guaranteed your dad will be disease free in 5 years (or coexisting with it, at least) www.pcf.org/site/c.leJRIROrEpH/b.5800851/k.645A/Prostate_Cancer_FAQs.htm
#218077 - knightgiver
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(21 hours ago) [-]
**knightgiver used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**knightgiver rolls Outlook good** Is admin the glorious leader he portrays himself to be?