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#215531 - braindeadmetalhead
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(7 hours ago) [-]
advice for killing myself?
#215532 to #215531 - confusedasian
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Attempt to do a flip.
#215534 to #215532 - braindeadmetalhead
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#215528 - anon
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(7 hours ago) [-]
i've been checking out this girl for a while but we've never talked. but for the past 2 days, it was actually one day in the last week, and today she's been acting like we've known each other for a quite some time. and i guess she's flirting with me. i just get that vibe from the way she looks at me. she kinda finds excuses to touch me and stuff. she's been going out with this dude for like 3 years but apparently they aren't hot right now and she talked to my friend whom we were walking with about breaking up with him because she was sick of his douchy acts.
now i am taking all of this as positive signals but it just might be her acts pulling me closer and making his bf jealous which i doubt because she's not that kind of a girl.
whadya think?
#215530 to #215528 - anon
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(7 hours ago) [-]
oh just wanted to add that it might also be a bait which happened to me before. there was a girl in the skype call while we were playing stuff and she was hitting on me every now and then. it turned out that she was dating with one of those guys on my skype call who's a good friend of mine and she was trying to make him jealous. she was an evil bitch but i really don't think that this girl is one.
#215533 to #215530 - TheseChocodiles
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(4 hours ago) [-]
it sounds like she likes you tbh so i wouldnt shy away from it
#215536 to #215533 - anon
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(59 minutes ago) [-]
no im not shying away from it, i just don't want to be the that guy you know.
the guy who ended the relationship. i have nothing to do with it but still it feels like it.
#215507 - mondamini
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(11 hours ago) [-]
Holiday advice pls: Does anyone know a good/cheap place to go in Spain? I'm thinking alicante or Salou but I'm not sure if theres much to do there. Will places like that have scuba diving/boat tours for an ok price?

Sexual advice pls: Can anyone suggest some sexual stuff to experiment with. Right now its the same positions(mission, doggy, riding) plus oral n tht. Any fun suggestions although preferably not to do with toys.

ty xo
#215526 to #215507 - yatush
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(8 hours ago) [-]
shower sex.

#215527 to #215526 - mondamini
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(7 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty hard to coordinate tho
#215535 to #215527 - yatush
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#215508 to #215507 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
have her stick a pinky in, you'll cum so hard
#215506 - anon
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(11 hours ago) [-]
ITT: Best anti-virus? Cost isn't really a huge factor, just looking for something good because my dad is technologically retarded and easily ruins computers. I don't even know how he does it sometimes.
#215529 to #215506 - kober
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(7 hours ago) [-]
>>#215509,
> asks for an anti-virus
> suggests anti-malware
Clever.

In any case, you should always have a combination of an antivirus (Avira, Kaspersky, and Bitdefender are great choices) as well as an anti-malware (Malwarebytes).
#215509 to #215506 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
malwarebytes
#215479 - anon
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(07/26/2016) [-]
I stuck my finger in my bellybutton and licked it. How likely is it i got a disease/illness?
I know it sounds like im shitposting, but i actually did this and made myself vomit after realising it.
#215510 to #215479 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
1. how fat are you. if your bellybutton is literally a pocket that's never exposed to the outside air, that''s pretty fucking bad
2. if you answered "not morbidly obese" to #1 then all that's in your bellybutton is some dead skin cells and natural oil found everywhere on your body
#215482 to #215479 - thumbfortrump
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Unlikely unless you never shower and never wash your hands.
#215485 to #215482 - yatush
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(07/26/2016) [-]
still pretty unlikely unless he has some kind of Immuno-compromisation.


but you are on funnyjunk so there's a high probability you have AIDS
#215486 to #215485 - thumbfortrump
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(07/26/2016) [-]
He habe de cancer
#215487 to #215486 - yatush
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(07/26/2016) [-]
b0ss i have a cancer
#215477 - roflstorm
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Lads, i'm in trouble.

-I'm no longer on my family's health benefits (Just turned 21)
-I just ran out of meds
-Meds are very expensive ($112.93 for 60)
-I haven't yet been able to hold down a job long enough to get employee benefits

I live in Canada, I need help.
#215511 to #215477 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
isn't canada's healthcare free, isn't that why they pay exorbitant amounts to the government for it, isn't that why they constantly act like pretentious faggots and make fun of americans for not having it
#215514 to #215511 - roflstorm
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(10 hours ago) [-]
Funny thing, that "Free healthcare".
Meds aren't actually free, you pay X amount of money a month so you can walk up to the pharmacist, say "I'm here to pick up my meds" and walk out without paying.

You pay one place so you don't have to pay another
#215518 to #215514 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
jfc that's dumb
here I'm covered under my dad's insurance until like 24 or something and prescriptions are mostly covered
or my mom has medcare I could use even though I'm not supposed to be using both and prescriptions are all free
#215523 to #215518 - roflstorm
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(9 hours ago) [-]
Well here you are under your family's healthcare benefit until age 21.
Then you gotsta set up your own healthplan e.i insurance
#215483 to #215477 - thumbfortrump
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Apply for citizenship in Denmark. Pass test.
Congrats, you now how access to free healthcare, government benefits, money for appartment and meds.
#215478 to #215477 - platinumaltaria
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(07/26/2016) [-]
I cut that reaction... my little baby is all grown up.

gg tho
#215475 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I have three final exams in a couple of weeks and im scared shitless, I dont know if im going be able to learn everything in time
#215504 to #215475 - optiknarty
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(16 hours ago) [-]
Adderall
#215476 to #215475 - minutes
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(07/25/2016) [-]
make short but good notes for everything. Then read the notes over and over and over again until you feel like you're wasting your time.

I usually have like ~20 pages for each exam. Takes some time but it's really effective
#215473 - deroderpderp
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I have to get surgery on th 19th, and im worriee about saying some weird shit about my fetishes, or telling my family a secret i dont want them to know.
How likely are either of those thibgs?
#215512 to #215473 - aoeui
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(10 hours ago) [-]
tell them about it beforehand
or just don't wake up from the operating table
#215474 to #215473 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Unless that's what you subconsciously think of 24/7, unlikely.
#215468 - masterreposter
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(07/25/2016) [-]
So the cops know who it is if there's no SIM card in your phone and no service?
#215500 to #215468 - misticalz
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(23 hours ago) [-]
If your google accounts/email accounts were logged in they could check that, they could also check purchase history in the app stores, or in-app purchases and link it to you if you used a personal credit card.
#215463 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
daily reminder that other people can smell your cum.
#215484 to #215463 - thumbfortrump
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Good.
#215481 to #215463 - mondominiman
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(07/26/2016) [-]
That worries me for a bit but this entire house smells like animal shit and piss so I think I'm good
#215472 to #215463 - confusedasian
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(07/25/2016) [-]
It has a scent?
#215488 to #215472 - allthehomo
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(07/26/2016) [-]
Testosterone, nigga.
Girls are especially good at sniffing it out, for bio reasons.
Don't let your mum do your washing.
#215465 to #215463 - shenro ONLINE
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(07/25/2016) [-]
GIF