Zookeepers doing the "Chris Pratt"
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DrollHumor ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-] 
I have no idea what raptors have evolved into, but I'm going to guess this is the closest one.
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amuter (06/20/2015) [-] What I meant is that it depends on whether or not you're willing to actually call any of today's birds dinosaurs. I mean sure, science doesn't change depending on how you look at it but I'm certainly not gonna call any of todays birds for dinosaurs without using the word "technically" in front as if it's nothing more than a fun fact.
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tomtomat ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-] It's nothing more than a fun fact to most people, sure, but to dinosaur enthusiasts or a paleontologist it is much more than that. Even though I totally understand where you're coming from, I also feel people should learn that birds are "technically" dinosaurs, since it'll help people accept dinosaurs for what they were; animals.
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xkaijux (06/19/2015) [-] If you look at biology as a whole, the most advanced form of life is bacteria. It can survive space, being frozen, heated to extreme temperatures, and bacteria are the only organisms who naturally "prey" on humans. If we're eaten by anything else it's because we stepped in the way of the food chain. But bacteria, it has the balls to come straight for us. It doesn't need complex varieties of foods, it doesn't need money or politics, and it each type of bacteria is in perfect unity with itself. Some even have "alliances" with other bacteria that work together towards a single purpose. And if you think they're just microscopic organisms, look up giant amoeba.
Ball's in your court, Bill Nye. Sell me on your monkey story now.
Ball's in your court, Bill Nye. Sell me on your monkey story now.
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mrsixinch ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-] Here, check this one out en.wikipedia.org/?title=Deinonychus
pic scary and related (it's the eponymous "terrible claw")
pic scary and related (it's the eponymous "terrible claw")
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LocoJoe (06/18/2015) [-] White people will walk into a cage with tigers and cheetahs but roll up their windows when in a black neighborhood.
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angelious (06/19/2015) [-] now now. dont be rude. its a dog eat dog world. and they gotto live somehow. even if it looks savage to us you must remember that this is the world they live in and they are just trying to cope with it the best way they know how. instead of hatred. we should embrace them with love and care.
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jasonvgrace (06/19/2015) [-] You guys are all laughing but this one with the emu's is more terrifying than the movies
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limegreentomatoes (06/19/2015) [-] And then there's the fifth one that's sucking off the guy.
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khemyst (06/18/2015) [-]
those tigers are like, we weren't going to eat you, but maybe we should...
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zombiestookmybike (06/19/2015) [-] Not particularly relevant but any excuse to share, I met lemurs for my 21st birthday
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BerryLicious (06/19/2015) [-] They're cute as **** , aren't they? I met some a while back, and we weren't supposed to touch them. Kinda tough when the babies are clambering all over you.
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zombiestookmybike (06/19/2015) [-] Yeah I wasn't allowed to pet them cause they could bite but they were climbing all over me trying to get food. And one of them scent marked my leg (literally walked alongside me dragging his butt down my thigh) and even after washing my leg 3 times in the bathroom I still drove home with all the windows open cause all I could smell was lemur piss
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BerryLicious (06/19/2015) [-] Bleurgh. Hard luck on the scent marking. Nah with me, this keeper-woman was getting really arsey because the lemurs were climbing over everyone, even this lady in a wheelchair, and people were trying to pet them. So naturally the biggest lemur with half a tail just strolls across my lap and sits on my knee.
I'm still amazed by how strong their little hands are.
I'm still amazed by how strong their little hands are.
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priestoftheoldones (06/19/2015) [-] I kinda agree. Making dinosaurs from DNA is far-fetched but okay. But making hybrid dinosaurs? It's might be stupid, but it's still good.
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koolkidkonnor (06/19/2015) [-] it was okay, just those moments ruined the whole movie for me.
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koolkidkonnor (06/19/2015) [-] dude come on. there was some disney style **** in jurassic world. for example, at the end, the t rex and velociraptor got done teaming up on the big dino and after it was dead, the rex and raptor looked at each other with a stare of mutual respect. that is ******* stupid they are ******* dinosaurs, and two different dino's at that. meaning they would go at each other on sight. and how the raptors went through alphas (that werent even raptors) like ******* underwear
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lucariopwnz (06/19/2015) [-] You know I both agree and disagree with you. I agree that there was some disney stupid **** in the movie but not with the dinosaurs. The dumb **** was basically everything that involved the brothers -_- those parts were obnoxious.
On to your comment about the dinos going at it. Remember, much like animals they only fight when needed. Those situations usually being over food or over territory. The idea that and raptor and a T-Rex would just randomly fight for no reason is kind of like thinking about a tiger and a bear going at it over nothing. No, normally they'll just avoid eachother.
The big thing the movie tried getting across about the Indominus Rex was that it was an "abomination." Something that was so wrong and messed up that even the other dino's could feel it thus making them want to actually attack it which is why the T-Rex and raptor teamed up against it. This made the whole "alpha" thing a little weird I'll agree, considering the raptors kind of jumped from Pratt, to the rex, and back to Pratt. Still a bad ass movie though.
On to your comment about the dinos going at it. Remember, much like animals they only fight when needed. Those situations usually being over food or over territory. The idea that and raptor and a T-Rex would just randomly fight for no reason is kind of like thinking about a tiger and a bear going at it over nothing. No, normally they'll just avoid eachother.
The big thing the movie tried getting across about the Indominus Rex was that it was an "abomination." Something that was so wrong and messed up that even the other dino's could feel it thus making them want to actually attack it which is why the T-Rex and raptor teamed up against it. This made the whole "alpha" thing a little weird I'll agree, considering the raptors kind of jumped from Pratt, to the rex, and back to Pratt. Still a bad ass movie though.
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blueboysixnine (06/19/2015) [-] As much as i wanted to say standing infront of a f1 car is extremely dangerous i thought back that raptors are pretty dangerous too
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blueboysixnine (06/19/2015) [-] Yeah, i remember that video of the faggots running across the track. one of them got creamed but the fire extinguisher he was holding hit the driver and killed him too
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bwiedieter (06/19/2015) [-]
Nope, it was. F1 in Kyalami, South Africa, 1977. Tom Pryce is the name of the driver.
<-- See here for the incident
<-- See here for the incident
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blueboysixnine (06/19/2015) [-] One of the most important rules in motorsport is you never cross the track under any circumstances. Not even if your mother is being raped on the other side and it looks all clear
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oldmanmagee (06/19/2015) [-] Are they just ******* with animals to look like Chris Pratt, or did the directors do research on what keeps predatory animals at bay?
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WolfPrince (06/19/2015) [-] I was doing some research yesterday and found that all birds are classified a "highly advanced Theropod dinosaurs".
So not only are they descended from dinosaurs, science considors them to BE dinosaurs.
I just thought that was awesome.
So not only are they descended from dinosaurs, science considors them to BE dinosaurs.
I just thought that was awesome.
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goryheadstump (06/18/2015) [-] ****** cheetahs and tigers, they're taking it entirely too seriously.
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hitterdude (06/19/2015) [-] Just got back from watching this movie, didn't dissapoint as much as i thought it would
