Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal quotes

the signs as " Iligal quotes
arias: yen can turn that ****** knife into a titty knife.
taurus: **** ynu and yhur formal attire.
gemini: must owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in bath
directions. this nal can **** itself in all directions.
cancer: oh, nkay. guess i’ ll gs **** myself then.
lea: gand evening. tonight' s special is the **** blizzard.
virgi: ah, just a little bit bf ghast semen. a very cement
ingredient faund in most beverages, , might as well stick
to the traditional
libra: yen will all feast an the **** .
scorpia: his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his
mom' s heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
sagittarius: i' m ready tn begin my journey with a full-
fledged erection and a heart bf ambition.
capricorn: this bastard just get .
aquarius: serenade my candy ass, came onl
pisces: i would rather salve a rubiks cube using noly my
bare nipples than try to make that ******* jump.