Your mom likes this trick. . Se I had a today, and had a lovely with ens of the nurses nurse: Hi, I' m Myrtle the Magnificent. He: Wait. what? Like a magician e
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Your mom likes this trick

Se I had a today, and had a lovely
with ens of the nurses
nurse: Hi, I' m Myrtle the Magnificent.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician er something?
That' s right]
He: And for year first trick... Ieu' re genes make the scene
disappear, aren' t yes?
nurse: Exactly! But you knew where it' s genes disappear
He: is it my butt?
nurse: It' s your butt!,
Ha: I den' t like this trick.
Hurst: He ens likes this trick.
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#3 - ogreforeva (10/17/2013) [-]
MFW "Colonoscopy.. lovely BACK-AND-FORTH with one of the nurses"
MFW "Colonoscopy.. lovely BACK-AND-FORTH with one of the nurses"
#6 - checkingnsfw (10/17/2013) [-]
I'm really afraid of colonoscopy's because I have a really hairy anus and I don't want **** to get awkward
User avatar #71 to #6 - commontroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Meh, naturally, most people are hairy there. Keeps sand out of your ass. It's why we've got pubes and such.
User avatar #78 to #6 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
Ask sparkyoneonetwo, he might let you borrow some of his hair removal cream.
User avatar #144 to #78 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
buy your own that **** is expensive.
#147 to #144 - checkingnsfw (10/18/2013) [-]
Sparky gimme dat cream
User avatar #148 to #147 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/18/2013) [-]
oh~ I'll give you some cream but not my hair cream.
User avatar #90 to #6 - yutdollacwwwthree (10/18/2013) [-]
Shave it. Makes cleaning up after a **** easier too.
#119 to #6 - ookichinchindesu (10/18/2013) [-]
You have to drink laxatives for like three days, and eat only apple sauce before they do it anyway. Plenty of time to shave or use nair.
User avatar #143 to #6 - cazabrow (10/18/2013) [-]
Anus hair is the one thing I don't get... I mean are you mean to shave it or something??

and if so..how..
User avatar #18 to #6 - razthough (10/17/2013) [-]
You seem like a guy that's alot of pun to be around.
#29 to #6 - Wringwraither (10/17/2013) [-]
I guess you could say it would put you in a hairy situation.
User avatar #11 to #6 - melwach (10/17/2013) [-]
If you're that uncomfortable with it you can shave down there. It's not too much work.
#27 to #11 - tope (10/17/2013) [-]
Are you ******* kidding with me, I'm 17, and I'm a babyface when it comes to facial hair.

But down under, it's a ******* rainforest.

Tried shaving once.
Once.

Mark my words
If you shave down there, it's gonna feel like you got sandpaper in-between your asscheeks.
#34 to #27 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I always hear people say this but i shave my butt whenever it gets too hairy and it never feels like this.
Maybe I'm doing something wrong, or better yet right.
User avatar #99 to #34 - theblondefetus (10/18/2013) [-]
Same. ******* must not know how to shave
User avatar #30 to #27 - jarelk (10/17/2013) [-]
Mate, your solution is easy. Trim! No sandpaper ass cheeks, and no rainforest!
User avatar #133 to #27 - melwach (10/18/2013) [-]
Like you I don 't have a lot of body hair in general, but shaving down there is no problem at all (even though Pvt. Parts is the hairiest of them all). Shave wet, you might even use some foam. No sandpaper feeling etc at all.
#96 to #27 - confusedasian (10/18/2013) [-]
I know what it's like having no facial hair, but have an amazon rainforest down there.
I know what it's like having no facial hair, but have an amazon rainforest down there.



User avatar #14 to #6 - atrumaliger (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't do that.


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#25 to #6 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
I had one , the hardest part of it is knowing that there's going to be people sticking stuff up your ass while you're knocked out . Once you get past the pride thing , it's pretty straight foreword . They knock you out and when you wake up it's all over except the farting cause they inflate your bowel so the camera goes around easier . If it saves your life it's worth it .
#23 to #6 - blahred (10/17/2013) [-]
I have a hairy ass
I have Colitis
I had a colonoscopy....
User avatar #31 to #6 - basicargentinian (10/17/2013) [-]
Most doctors and nurses have "seen some **** "
User avatar #56 to #6 - retardedboss (10/18/2013) [-]
Any **** is awkward in a colonoscopy situation.
User avatar #62 to #56 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
classy... classy
User avatar #43 to #6 - twdeathnote (10/18/2013) [-]
You could shave beforehand :l
And a shaven ass is actually pretty comfortable
not like that
User avatar #21 to #6 - TittyCinnamon (10/17/2013) [-]
lol i feel you man... it's not fun.
User avatar #8 to #6 - pocketpotato (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't worry, doctors see everybody's anus. They really don't care, they know everyone is different and hairy and stuff.
#44 to #6 - chinkzombie (10/18/2013) [-]
I think **** got awkward when you decided to put "I have a really hairy anus" on the internet.
#146 to #44 - checkingnsfw (10/18/2013) [-]
I just wanted to share my biggest fear
#13 - atrumaliger (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #72 to #13 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2013) [-]
I'd like it.
#134 to #13 - biggunspancho (10/18/2013) [-]
Ran out of room
Ran out of room
#151 to #134 - atrumaliger (10/18/2013) [-]
Forgot to reply.
Forgot to reply.
#159 to #158 - atrumaliger (10/20/2013) [-]
(D-do the Harlem Shake)
(D-do the Harlem Shake)
#162 to #161 - biggunspancho (10/21/2013) [-]
That's awesome! How come I haven't heard of this 			****		 yet? No one tells me anything.....
That's awesome! How come I haven't heard of this **** yet? No one tells me anything.....
#163 to #162 - atrumaliger (10/21/2013) [-]
Was pretty cool.
Was pretty cool.
#164 to #163 - biggunspancho (10/21/2013) [-]
I have to find it on youtube, thought I've seen everything Supernatural related, I feel like a giddy school girl
I have to find it on youtube, thought I've seen everything Supernatural related, I feel like a giddy school girl
#165 to #164 - atrumaliger (10/22/2013) [-]
Apparently, it was Jared's idea.    
   
Note the flailing body bag in the middle.
Supernatural Harlem Shake - (original version) 2013 Apparently, it was Jared's idea.

Note the flailing body bag in the middle.
#166 to #165 - biggunspancho (10/24/2013) [-]
You are my hero
You are my hero
#167 to #166 - atrumaliger (10/24/2013) [-]
Trust me. It's what I do.
Trust me. It's what I do.
User avatar #37 to #13 - pimpinpenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
i kinda like it
#38 to #37 - pimpinpenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #121834 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** forgot something
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #121834 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** forgot something
User avatar #39 to #38 - pimpinpenguin (10/18/2013) [-]
thanks, man
#135 to #120 - biggunspancho (10/18/2013) [-]
ran out of room AND replied to the wrong person
ran out of room AND replied to the wrong person
#136 to #135 - bilbobagginshield (10/18/2013) [-]
I like you,not only are you a shipper (i think) but you like supernatural,and possibly other shows as well
I like you,not only are you a shipper (i think) but you like supernatural,and possibly other shows as well
#137 to #136 - biggunspancho (10/18/2013) [-]
Thank you sir, you seem like a pretty cool guy, I like you too
Thank you sir, you seem like a pretty cool guy, I like you too
#138 to #137 - bilbobagginshield (10/18/2013) [-]
thank you good sir,I'll have you know I'm a 903 year old timelord,consulting detective,wizard,demon hunter,and god from asgard
#140 to #138 - biggunspancho (10/18/2013) [-]
*gasp* You too?!?!

Except I'm also an insane assassin that regenerates limbs, hope that doesnt put a damper on things
#141 to #140 - bilbobagginshield (10/18/2013) [-]
oh no,that's fine,if it's any constellation I'm also a hobbit so,y'know
#142 to #141 - biggunspancho (10/18/2013) [-]
No worries there man, I might kind of also be a Jedi
No worries there man, I might kind of also be a Jedi
#36 - trystanvierra (10/17/2013) [-]
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Enjoy ** MFW I don't like the trick.
User avatar #59 to #36 - psyachu (10/18/2013) [-]
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
#91 to #36 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
that pic is relevant as all get out. it's actually the nurses face
#33 - allnamesrtaken (10/17/2013) [-]
Related
Related
#77 to #24 - playerdous (10/18/2013) [-]
Colonoscopy edition.
#1 - mondprinzessin (10/17/2013) [-]
Gay guys like the trick
Gay guys like the trick
User avatar #20 to #1 - revengeforfreeze (10/17/2013) [-]
i am monkey
#45 to #1 - laspussy (10/18/2013) [-]
not if they're a top
User avatar #2 to #1 - drvalentine (10/17/2013) [-]
You're damn right we do. (Well, I'm bi... But still)
User avatar #19 to #1 - wiredguy (10/17/2013) [-]
Well, erogenous stimulation works the same across all males, it's just that gays are more open to the idea of anal because they have to be.

Plus it'd be pretty thin, but long. Which would be the opposite of pleasant.
It'd be poking at sensitive tissues you do not want being poked under normal circumstances.
And, of course, you'd be being watched by a bunch of nurses you've never met.

I've had an endoscopy once, but just a nasal one.
It freaked me the **** out. It was awful.
User avatar #97 to #19 - ryderjbudde (10/18/2013) [-]
So you're not into nasal?
User avatar #89 to #19 - vigilum (10/18/2013) [-]
Exhibitionists like the trick then.
#35 - ridivey (10/17/2013) [-]




colonoscopies are relaxing, and even feel good, idk whats wrong with you guys
User avatar #4 - trojandetected (10/17/2013) [-]
i had one of these

it was awesome
#17 - ViciousVampire (10/17/2013) [-]
I had this 2 days ago, reading the comments knowing I'm far from the only one made me feel alot more comfortable.   
   
   
   
 Myrtle the Magnificent
I had this 2 days ago, reading the comments knowing I'm far from the only one made me feel alot more comfortable.



Myrtle the Magnificent
User avatar #48 to #17 - brenton (10/18/2013) [-]
Had one when I was 16, and all I ever heard from the nurses and my friends were things like "Why do you need one of these? You're too young."
User avatar #139 to #48 - ViciousVampire (10/18/2013) [-]
Yea my sister had one a few months ago as well (she's also 16) barely knew why she had to get it herself
User avatar #125 to #48 - biggydy (10/18/2013) [-]
Why did you?
#57 - klokwork (10/18/2013) [-]
HFW sexy nurse.
HFW sexy nurse.
#28 - hungwellhamburger (10/17/2013) [-]
mfw the comments
#86 - dontknowmeatall (10/18/2013) [-]
That's probably the only possible situation that would make me wanna date a girl putting anything in my anus.
#61 - disasterbater (10/18/2013) [-]
**disasterbater rolled user theseventhalias ** likes this trick
User avatar #10 - insaneguy (10/17/2013) [-]
backside-and-forth
heh
User avatar #108 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
They'd have to put me under for that **** .
User avatar #109 to #108 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
if you hope to live past 40,i have bad news for you.
meme everyone knows. png
User avatar #110 to #109 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
I'll pay extra to get knocked out beforehand.
#112 to #110 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
general anesthesia is kind of dangerous.
User avatar #113 to #112 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
Worth it.
User avatar #116 to #113 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
have you considered just risking yourself to pancreatic cancer instead?
User avatar #117 to #116 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
We'll push the checkups to once per decade. Should be ok.
#26 - worried (10/17/2013) [-]
OP doesnt like to shove **** up his ass? ********
#12 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at I'm getting old. **
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