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Your mom likes this trick

Se I had a today, and had a lovely
with ens of the nurses
nurse: Hi, I' m Myrtle the Magnificent.
He: Wait. what? Like a magician er something?
That' s right]
He: And for year first trick... Ieu' re genes make the scene
disappear, aren' t yes?
nurse: Exactly! But you knew where it' s genes disappear
He: is it my butt?
nurse: It' s your butt!,
Ha: I den' t like this trick.
Hurst: He ens likes this trick.
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Submitted: 10/17/2013
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User avatar #121 - lesrin (10/18/2013) [-]
i had a today too lightbulb i had a today too
#118 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
At least the HMO pays for this stuff.
User avatar #108 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
They'd have to put me under for that **** .
User avatar #109 to #108 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
if you hope to live past 40,i have bad news for you.
meme everyone knows. png
User avatar #110 to #109 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
I'll pay extra to get knocked out beforehand.
#112 to #110 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
general anesthesia is kind of dangerous.
User avatar #113 to #112 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
Worth it.
User avatar #116 to #113 - magnificentfaggit (10/18/2013) [-]
have you considered just risking yourself to pancreatic cancer instead?
User avatar #117 to #116 - douthit (10/18/2013) [-]
We'll push the checkups to once per decade. Should be ok.
User avatar #98 - xgeneration (10/18/2013) [-]
what if she was so hot that he got a boner when she shoved it in
#86 - dontknowmeatall (10/18/2013) [-]
That's probably the only possible situation that would make me wanna date a girl putting anything in my anus.
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#63 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
But both male and female have buttholes. And gay guys' buttholes aren't any different from ours. We even have prostates, which females don't.

Of course I'm not saying for everyone to stick a bunch of dildos their asses, but everyone acts as if a small thing like that is going to hurt like hell and make your ass sore.
#95 to #63 - pridefulmatthew (10/18/2013) [-]
Women do have prostates, just not as pronounced (is that the word i am thinking of?) as men's.
#114 to #95 - tellete (10/18/2013) [-]
According to Wikipedia, women have prostates, but not in the same sense as men. It's called the Skene's Glands and it's located on the ****** , near the urethra. It was renamed the female prostate in 2002.
And, maybe, prominent could be the word you're looking for? Though, pronounced makes perfect sense.
#152 to #114 - pridefulmatthew (10/19/2013) [-]
There we go, prominent! Thats the word!! Have a thumb you amazing bastard!
User avatar #102 to #95 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
#103 to #102 - pridefulmatthew (10/18/2013) [-]
maybe...I just can't think of the correct word at the present moment.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Well profound can describe an overall intensity of something.
#105 to #104 - pridefulmatthew (10/18/2013) [-]
I know, just whenever I think of profound I think of a something that has a really really deep meaning to it.
#92 to #63 - deletedmyaccount ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
It just seems pretty uncomfortable. Things come out of there, it's not designed for things to go in.

Also that's where poops come from. Why would people wanna put their penors up there?
User avatar #127 to #92 - jakefenris (10/18/2013) [-]
With sufficient lube and prep it's not uncomfortable, if it hurts then they're not doing it right or aren't ready. Some people don't enjoy it, and thus don't do it. Being gay does not mean a person is guaranteed to enjoy it, men and women find it pleasurable.

The anus has a very high concentration of nerve endings which cause pleasure in most people when properly stimulated. When penetrated, these nerve endings are stimulated, which causes pleasure for one partner, while the other partner gains pleasure from the tightness of it.

Feces is only stored in the rectum when it is ready to be ejected from the body. While traces may remain, depending largely on diet, there are no large masses of feces present in the rectum throughout the day or during intercourse.
User avatar #93 to #92 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Yet you probably enjoy watching anal porn, and probably think it's normal for women to like it.

All I'm saying is it's not as bad as people describe it anyways.
#94 to #93 - deletedmyaccount ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Neither of those things are true, actually.

Though, it's probably a pretty fair assumption.
#87 to #63 - sisterblister (10/18/2013) [-]
for the holiday season
User avatar #111 to #87 - whycanticaps (10/18/2013) [-]
hnnnng zone raven
#85 to #63 - velocidex (10/18/2013) [-]
i cant help but ask, whats going on in this pic O.o
User avatar #88 to #85 - sisterblister (10/18/2013) [-]
zone is all i have to say
#61 - disasterbater (10/18/2013) [-]
**disasterbater rolled user theseventhalias ** likes this trick
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#57 - klokwork (10/18/2013) [-]
HFW sexy nurse.
HFW sexy nurse.
User avatar #47 - brenton (10/18/2013) [-]
I had one when I was 16. They sedate you, so unless this was in pre-op a good half hour before you're even around the scope, it's highly unlikely that this is a true account of weird-kid-with-a-blog's experience.
#101 to #47 - theblondefetus (10/18/2013) [-]
Is the sedation mandatory?
User avatar #145 to #101 - brenton (10/18/2013) [-]
Hopefully, but I'm not sure. It would be very uncomfortable to feel a camera cable moving around in your insides.
User avatar #150 to #145 - theblondefetus (10/18/2013) [-]
I still want to know what it feels like
#36 - trystanvierra (10/17/2013) [-]
**trystanvierra rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Enjoy ** MFW I don't like the trick.
#91 to #36 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
that pic is relevant as all get out. it's actually the nurses face
User avatar #59 to #36 - psyachu (10/18/2013) [-]
R. Kelly - Bump and Grind
#35 - ridivey (10/17/2013) [-]

colonoscopies are relaxing, and even feel good, idk whats wrong with you guys
#33 - allnamesrtaken (10/17/2013) [-]
#28 - hungwellhamburger (10/17/2013) [-]
mfw the comments
#26 - worried (10/17/2013) [-]
OP doesnt like to shove **** up his ass? ********
#77 to #24 - playerdous (10/18/2013) [-]
Colonoscopy edition.
User avatar #22 - theluppijackal (10/17/2013) [-]
I like that trick
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