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#5 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
#123 to #5 - melllvinnn ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
your name doe
User avatar #128 to #123 - SteyrAUG ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Shiny. New profile pic. Only took me 5 years to get rid of the last one lol
#25 to #5 - mcknyte (03/19/2014) [-]
I'll see your major spoiler, and raise you one major chin spoiler
#30 to #25 - dandamanzx (03/19/2014) [-]
I approve!
#64 to #25 - fawcks (03/19/2014) [-]
I see your ricer car and raise you one suitable driver.
#12 - joemoearigato ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Major Spoiler. I've been saving this image for this moment.
#137 to #12 - nickbeauchamp (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm a big fan of the show and watched every episode but never actually understood why they did this, thank you dear friend
#17 to #12 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
the meaning was totally flying over my head until you picture.... thnx
User avatar #34 to #12 - procrasturbate (03/19/2014) [-]
You've earned the first thumb I've given today.
User avatar #20 to #12 - asesiel (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't get it!
User avatar #22 to #20 - hockeycrazysteve (03/19/2014) [-]
its a how i met your mother reference , every time they here an army title etc major in a sentence they will repeat it , example, "man that was a major bummer" "major bummer"*salute*
#52 to #22 - herpderpstrom (03/19/2014) [-]
That is the general idea
#135 to #52 - thatginger (03/19/2014) [-]
general idea
User avatar #24 to #22 - asesiel (03/19/2014) [-]
Thanks c:
User avatar #23 to #22 - zerokiller (03/19/2014) [-]
This show has got me doing it. I don't hate it.
#41 - albertjester (03/19/2014) [-]
i'll admit, i was expecting something car based. so "yah goht meh!"
User avatar #16 - whatugawkinat (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh boy, here come the FJ Elite being technical.
#38 - sexpresso (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh that got me.
Oh that got me.
#7 - samyek (03/19/2014) [-]
ok Faggot this guy is actually a CPT as annotated by his dual bar rank on his shoulders and beret.
User avatar #10 to #7 - spycheckingpyro (03/19/2014) [-]
also, officers don't wear unit crests on their shoulders. nor is anything about that name tape correct. Major is labelled MAJ. and even if MJ was his initials... they're never used. ever. plus you can see the spacing on most of his Class A's are off. I can see that with just a picture.

everything else seems legit: could actually be in the Army and just an idiot.
User avatar #21 to #10 - sketchE ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
hes finance
User avatar #19 to #7 - joemoearigato ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#8 to #7 - dangerousdays (03/19/2014) [-]
wow you're cool
User avatar #15 to #7 - whatugawkinat (03/19/2014) [-]
Thanks Sergeant Joke Kill
#27 - skullball ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 to #27 - andypanda (03/19/2014) [-]
[spoiling intensifies]
User avatar #26 - MacTaylor (03/19/2014) [-]
Either a 1st or 2nd LT. on his Barrett, CPT on his shoulders, and well, when I was in the Army, our name tags on our ASU's had our last name only.

so much confuse
#31 to #26 - pxthreezerothree (03/19/2014) [-]
He is wearing Captain insignia on his beret as well. Something's up with the color on his flash that makes really hard to see in black and white though.

BTW, finance corp insignia, this is a damn accountant.
User avatar #172 to #31 - MacTaylor (03/22/2014) [-]
My **** eyesight made me see the space in between the captain bars..

glasses? where are you?
#69 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
That's a captain
User avatar #71 to #69 - meuk (03/19/2014) [-]
yeah that's probably why it says MJ.
#74 to #71 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but anyways rank is never included within the name bar, and for the rank of Major, it would be (MAJ) not (MJ)

User avatar #119 to #69 - MacheteJoe (03/19/2014) [-]
no..thats a stolen valor act offender
#152 to #69 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
its a civilian who got his hands on a fake uniform and is pretending to be in the military. you know, like an asshole
User avatar #70 to #69 - agrofenlas (03/19/2014) [-]
As much as I admire you noticing his shoulder pin, the collar insignia can be used to determine rank, and those shoulder bars are most likely his leadership, or academy commendations.
User avatar #73 to #70 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
But the insignia over the flash of his beret is that of a captain's rank

User avatar #75 to #73 - agrofenlas (03/19/2014) [-]
Touche, ut what are the rankings on his collar then?
#76 to #75 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
It is most likely the branch of the army that he's associated with (I think his specific emblem indicates that he's part of the finance corps)

Whereas this picture indicates association with an infantry unit

User avatar #77 to #76 - agrofenlas (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm more used to navy uniforms, excuse me while I scuttle back about my large vessel.
Filled with seamen.
User avatar #78 to #77 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
It's all good man
#80 to #69 - azchaosaz (03/19/2014) [-]
No, This Is A Captain.
#109 to #80 - poopsmart (03/19/2014) [-]
No this is captain
#81 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Seriously, I'm not kidding, Game of Thrones spoiler

Click if you wanna jump for joy but also hate having something spoiled at the same time

If not, ignore this ******

Joffrey dies next season. You're welcome.
User avatar #114 to #81 - pulluspardus (03/19/2014) [-]
and after the end of this book it turns into a crappy cheesy fantasy novel, and most of the characters that died end up returning as zombies and **** like that I really wanted to enjoy the books, it was good at first but then it turns crappy

for fantasy books, Wheel of Time is just more my taste, and that series lasted 14 freaking books without feeling stale, Game of thrones fanboys (since most just watch the show) don't know what they're missing until it turns into a crappy show.
#116 to #114 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
I still find it highly enjoyable honestly, and nobody comes back as a "zombie"
2 characters return, thanks to priests but that's it
User avatar #161 to #116 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but its actually 3 characters
Sir Gregor (rumoured, but pretty much confirmed)
User avatar #167 to #161 - iluvscuba (03/20/2014) [-]
Totally forgot about Beric Because he passed the flame to Cat
User avatar #117 to #116 - pulluspardus (03/19/2014) [-]
i'm being vague, but you know what i mean.
User avatar #82 to #81 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
everyone should stop acting like its a big deal. The books have been out for years now.
User avatar #83 to #82 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Lol especially that one. He took 7 years between Storm of Swords and Feast for Crows
User avatar #84 to #83 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
when I first read a feast for crows, I didn't know it was only half the pov characters until I finished, so I was really confused.
User avatar #85 to #84 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
I was bummed that Arya got so few chapters, and her story is so interesting. Then of course I'm almost done with Dance with Dragons and come to find out she only has 2 chapters in this one. I don't want to wait for Winds of Winter for the next chapter
User avatar #86 to #85 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
I actually got a little bored of arya when she was dicking around in Bravos. But other than that, she's one of my favorites
User avatar #87 to #86 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
I just liked how she's training to become an acolyte in the House of Black and White

That little girl's like " **** you I'm a badass"
User avatar #88 to #87 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
The place is pretty cool, i just felt that i wanted to get through it to get back to the main story
User avatar #90 to #88 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Better than Daenerys' story throughout the majority of the fifth book though lol
User avatar #91 to #90 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
definitely. She sits in a city and wonders why no one likes her, while her dragons eat people.
User avatar #92 to #91 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
The whole time I'm mentally screaming "GET YOUR ASS UP AND TAKE THE **** OVER WESTEROS ALREADY"
User avatar #93 to #92 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
while other targaryen buddy just goes ahead and starts without her.
User avatar #94 to #93 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
It totally blew my mind that he was alive
User avatar #95 to #94 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
that was pretty crazy. And maester Aemon is one too.
So all the targaryens are dead.
except this one
and this one
and this one
User avatar #96 to #95 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
plot twist

everyone is a targaryen
User avatar #97 to #96 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
I think Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna
User avatar #98 to #97 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
i was skeptical at first, but that would make alot of sense. and it would be cool/sad because catelyn thought jon was ned's bastard. And ned let everyone think jon was his to protect him. It fits really well.
User avatar #100 to #98 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Well she left with Rhaegar, either kidnapped or of her own voliton, was found dying in a bed of blood (childbirth) and asked Ned to promise her. Promise her what? To raise him as his own perhaps?

I like this idea
User avatar #101 to #100 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
It does make alot of sense.
Also Robert strong is Gregor Clegane, but thats kindof obvious.
User avatar #104 to #101 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Apparently I can't reply on the last comment lol

I'm kinda bummed though, I wanted that dude to actually die
User avatar #106 to #104 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
well he sortof is dead. his dead body got re-animated by qyburn
User avatar #102 to #101 - iluvscuba (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, the only 8 foot tall dude in the Seven Kingdoms
User avatar #103 to #102 - almightybenjamin (03/19/2014) [-]
so get excited for CleganeBowl
User avatar #99 to #98 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
no u werent
User avatar #113 to #82 - evebishop (03/19/2014) [-]
To be fair the books are thick and a little bit of a hard read at times, the show is brand new and for some folks it's their first visit to the story....its not fair to go "Oh should have read the books"
#11 - iRoflcopterU (03/19/2014) [-]
I just stared at the screen for a minute, thinking that the gif. would re-loop.
User avatar #155 to #107 - minecraftmemes (03/19/2014) [-]
a major spoiler maybe?
User avatar #158 to #155 - multidimensional (03/19/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #46 - ajperry (03/19/2014) [-]
I was expecting the back of a car or something.

Top notch work there mate.
User avatar #37 - BlaiseGrimm (03/19/2014) [-]
but hes a captain...
User avatar #29 - yarr (03/19/2014) [-]
I was thinking it was a spoiler of admin's identity or something...
and then I saw the nametag.
User avatar #51 - agreatusername (03/19/2014) [-]
U.S Army post.
Swell with pride.
Its even funnier when you're under the command of a SGT. Sargent.
#53 to #51 - teamrocketninja (03/19/2014) [-]
He was destined for his job.
User avatar #54 to #53 - agreatusername (03/19/2014) [-]
This picture makes me cringe.
User avatar #56 to #55 - agreatusername (03/19/2014) [-]
Ive done that before, it was originally a joke with my other soldiers, but then it turned it a pain in the ass because I didn't have gloves. Concertina wire sucks without gloves.
#57 to #56 - teamrocketninja (03/19/2014) [-]
Why would you do this thing?!
Why would you do this thing?!
User avatar #59 to #57 - agreatusername (03/19/2014) [-]
We were being **** bags and wanted to **** around we decided to encase me in concertina wire and wait for our PLT SGT. to come by. It wasn't so fun when she said she doesn't care and to get myself out.
#63 to #59 - teamrocketninja (03/19/2014) [-]
By the way, any tips for not dying in basic?
By the way, any tips for not dying in basic?
User avatar #65 to #63 - Cherryblosom (03/19/2014) [-]
Just remember and take to heart that every day is a new day. If **** got bad for you one day, the next it will be like it never happened. Keep quiet and don't volunteer for ANY details. Also learn to find ways to meditate or calm yourself at the end of the day, because the enslaving feeling of claustrophobia is going to eventually get to you. Hope it helps.
User avatar #125 to #65 - thempc (03/19/2014) [-]
never served in the army but i have a question: are drill sergeants really as crazy as they are in movies?
User avatar #163 to #125 - agreatusername (03/20/2014) [-]
No. It's just that. A movie. No, real drill sergeants. Are scarier. You know for a fact they cant make you do anything but you're so terrified at that moment that you do it anyway.
User avatar #162 to #63 - agreatusername (03/20/2014) [-]
Eat fast, don't choke. Shoot straight. Don't ever, ever , EVER leave your weapon unattended. Don't ever, ever, EVER go anywhere without a battle buddy. If you don't do pushups, situps, and run now its gonna suck that much more. don't ever be THAT guy, you will know what I mean when you get there, and if you don't figure out who that guy is, YOU are that guy. Your life will be hell. it will suck, and there will be no way out. And above all that. Its only 10 weeks. 10 short miserable weeks. Just keep going day by day. Don't think about how much longer is left, think about what you are doing right at that moment, and then get past it and move on to the next task. And remember, as hard as you think it is, as much as you want to quit, there are 180 other privates, people going through the same thing with you. Talk to them, ask them for help dealing with it, find that one person you can confide in when you need to. and contradictory to what she said down there, volunteer for EVERY detail. Some of them are awesome.
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