You gullible bitch

Reply+51

(10/06/2013)[-]

Using condoms for a water balloon fight...

Either you had a very short water balloon fight, or you just spent a ridiculous amount of money for a water balloon fight.

#9 to #5 - thechosentroll#34 on commentsRank#34

Reply+195

(10/06/2013)[-]

Have you ever seen a condom full of water? That ****** unbreakable. You can flail the thing around and beat people to death with it. I doubt you'd need many condoms.

#41 to #9 - cactusphalus

Reply+15

(10/06/2013)[-]

HFW water condom fight

#47 to #41 - xtremedeath

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(10/06/2013)[-]

u can tell the gif took multiple tries based on how wet the driveway is

#16 to #9 - sonofminos

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(10/06/2013)[-]

I can actually say I haven't, but that was also something I considered, ridiculously hard to break water balloons aren't that fun...

#27 to #16 - pwnmissilereborn**User deleted account**

Reply+24

(10/06/2013)[-]

Didn't you heard the man? You can beat people to death with it. How's that not that fun?

#43 to #5 - morkotlap

Reply+3

(10/06/2013)[-]

Big packages can get as cheap as 50 cents per piece.

Maybe he bought hundred or two and then did some math regarding expiration date and rate of getting laid.

#50 to #43 - johnnybgood

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

You'd have to more than 50 cents for a bg package if you know what I mean...

#30 to #5 - makomirocket

Reply+2

(10/06/2013)[-]

my school gave me 15 on friday for free

now i just need to ask a girl out

#63 to #5 - bighillbilly

Reply0

(10/07/2013)[-]

Actually you can go to your nearest health center and ask for condoms. they will general y give you 20 and they are completely free (The logic is that if they are free, people will actually use them)

#10 to #5 - princessthymicorn

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

A lot of countries you can get them for free.

#4 - I Am Monkey

Reply+7

(10/06/2013)[-]

#6 to #4 - thekeeperofthumbs#274 on commentsRank#274

Reply+120

(10/06/2013)[-]

Here, have a better-looped version.

#7 to #6 - I Am Monkey

Reply+9

(10/06/2013)[-]

That loop is glorious

#25 to #7 - mitchr

Reply+2

(10/06/2013)[-]

As the guy's head passes by, it loops. The tree to the right and left sides of his head don't match up.

Sorry for ruining it.

#33 to #25 - toiletpepperoni

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

cannot unsee

#34 to #33 - mitchr

Reply+2

(10/06/2013)[-]

I'm sorry.

#44 to #25 - psyachu

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

I actually figured that out on my own while trying to figure out the magic of the loop. Had to watch it for a while. It's still a glorious loop, though.

#54 to #44 - mitchr

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

Yes, yes it is. Just because you figure it out doesn't mean it's badly done. Hell, best loop I've seen by far.

#23 to #6 - brisen

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

I know this is probably really old now, but does anyone know the story behind that gif?

#29 to #23 - Xii

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeB3eYk1Ze0

yw

#24 to #23 - werefell

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

Watch the youtube haikus

#18 to #6 - asianizer

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

are you a wizard

#32 to #6 - alexsinco

Reply-1

(10/06/2013)[-]

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARADY!!

#51 to #4 - ChumLeee

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

You're better than that, Monkey.

#1 - iwishiwasazula [OP]

Reply+53

(10/06/2013)[-]

in case you wonder

#3 - senorfrog

Reply+40

(10/06/2013)[-]

I feel awkward about these kind of assumptions, because most of the time if something seems silly or stupid....that would be the thing I do

#17 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-22

(10/06/2013)[-]

WELL! IT COULD HAPPEN YOU FEMINAZI! Just because your guy don't waste the condoms on your crotch. he could have some actual fun with them instead of having them to protect him against that Amazonas jungle you got down there.

#19 to #17 - smithforprez

Reply+23

(10/06/2013)[-]

women are not automatically feminazis. you'd know that if you tried talking to one.

#21 to #19 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-7

(10/06/2013)[-]

you miss the point. Because just because a guy say he uses his condom as waterballoons, doesn't mean he is cheating, but feminazis go around " all men are the same, lying, horny pigs and will always cheat if given the chance"

#42 to #21 - jackii

Reply+2

(10/06/2013)[-]

That's why it's a joke.

#26 to #21 - smithforprez

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(10/06/2013)[-]

let's see, we got disappearing condoms and a supposed water condom fight that the girlfriend wasn't invited this is suspicious as ****, an excuse that is just about dumb enough to work. also, you don't know if the people on that thread were feminazis or even women at all, I mean it IS tumbler.

#28 to #26 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-6

(10/06/2013)[-]

BUT HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH It is amazing what kind of ideas a guy can get when he's hanging out with his mates after a few beers and drinks.

#49 to #28 - readily

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

It's a ******* joke jesus ******* christ.
You're acting like a ******* feminazi; "omg every little thing is offensive to my gender"

#55 to #49 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

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(10/06/2013)[-]

> says " it's a joke"
> fails to understand one himself.
> whine about it because you don't understand it.

wow

#56 to #55 - readily

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

***** now you ain't even making sense

#57 to #56 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-3

(10/06/2013)[-]

the content is about a woman being suspicious because the bf told her about using the condoms in a water balloon fight. I make a statement about it could happen then joke about that a waterbaloon fight with condoms is more fun than having sex with her.

#59 to #57 - readily

Reply+1

(10/06/2013)[-]

You forgot the part where you ranted about how "sexist" you thought it was and then got buttmad when people didn't agree with you

#60 to #59 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-3

(10/07/2013)[-]

I wasn't rating about it being sexist, it is a joke, which you clearly failed to understand. I tried first to hint that it was just a joke, then people just had to go full retard and make assumptions and rant like many of the FJ community often do, i left this thread an hour ago then i see a bunch of notifications, ignoring them because it was just more ranting.

#58 to #57 - readily

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#40 to #21 - anon id: 1e10209b

Reply0

(10/06/2013)[-]

Nobody said that it was a woman who implied that he maybe didn't use the condoms to have a waterbaloon fight

#22 to #21 - reican#306 on commentsRank#306

Reply-3

(10/06/2013)[-]

do you have any idea how much water you can get in a condom? then drop it from a 3-store building? best water balloon fight ever.

#53 to #17 - Shadwstryker

Reply+8

(10/06/2013)[-]

That's cute. I remember when I was 12.

#45 - toasthhemost

Reply+17

(10/06/2013)[-]

>get flower pots 3-4
>fill with soil (any will do)
>dig cylindrical hole about 4 inches down
>fill with baking soda
>unroll condom, place in hole
>cover with soil
>go out of town
>ask friend to water plants while you're away

#72 to #45 - bostpost

Reply+1

(10/07/2013)[-]

Are you supposed to water plants with vinegar?

#74 to #72 - toasthhemost

Reply+2

(10/07/2013)[-]

ah indeed..... perhaps leave a watering can filled with it

#39 - readily

Reply+9

(10/06/2013)[-]

#48 - chopliver

Reply+8

(10/06/2013)[-]

I know referring to the light bulb isn't very popular anymore, but come on. Twonkies.

#62 to #48 - notdjfood

Reply+2

(10/07/2013)[-]

Well according to the Urban Dictionary, twonkies are "A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

#31 - cryingchicken

Reply+7

(10/06/2013)[-]

lol, cum inside her faggot.

#2 - jewishbastard

Reply+7

(10/06/2013)[-]

Earlier that day! DO A FLIP!

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