You gullible bitch. gif on comment section. twonkies.- thec_ heeby: My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends is that what he to tumblr
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#1 - iwishiwasazula (10/06/2013) [-]
in case you wonder
in case you wonder
#3 - senorfrog (10/06/2013) [-]
I feel awkward about these kind of assumptions, because most of the time if something seems silly or stupid....that would be the thing I do
#15 - acidreign (10/06/2013) [-]
What he really used the condoms for.
#45 - toasthhemost (10/06/2013) [-]
>get flower pots 3-4
>fill with soil (any will do)
>dig cylindrical hole about 4 inches down
>fill with baking soda
>unroll condom, place in hole
>cover with soil
>go out of town
>ask friend to water plants while you're away
User avatar #72 to #45 - bostpost (10/07/2013) [-]
Are you supposed to water plants with vinegar?
#74 to #72 - toasthhemost (10/07/2013) [-]
ah indeed..... perhaps leave a watering can filled with it
ah indeed..... perhaps leave a watering can filled with it
User avatar #5 - sonofminos (10/06/2013) [-]
Using condoms for a water balloon fight...

Either you had a very short water balloon fight, or you just spent a ridiculous amount of money for a water balloon fight.
User avatar #10 to #5 - princessthymicorn (10/06/2013) [-]
A lot of countries you can get them for free.
#63 to #5 - bighillbilly ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually you can go to your nearest health center and ask for condoms. they will general y give you 20 and they are completely free (The logic is that if they are free, people will actually use them)
#30 to #5 - makomirocket (10/06/2013) [-]
my school gave me 15 on friday for free

now i just need to ask a girl out
#43 to #5 - morkotlap (10/06/2013) [-]
Big packages can get as cheap as 50 cents per piece.

Maybe he bought hundred or two and then did some math regarding expiration date and rate of getting laid.
#50 to #43 - johnnybgood (10/06/2013) [-]
You'd have to more than 50 cents for a bg package if you know what I mean...
User avatar #9 to #5 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen a condom full of water? That ****** unbreakable. You can flail the thing around and beat people to death with it. I doubt you'd need many condoms.
#41 to #9 - cactusphalus ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
HFW water condom fight
HFW water condom fight
#47 to #41 - xtremedeath (10/06/2013) [-]
u can tell the gif took multiple tries based on how wet the driveway is
User avatar #16 to #9 - sonofminos (10/06/2013) [-]
I can actually say I haven't, but that was also something I considered, ridiculously hard to break water balloons aren't that fun...
#27 to #16 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
Didn't you heard the man? You can beat people to death with it. How's that not that fun?
#48 - chopliver (10/06/2013) [-]
I know referring to the light bulb isn't very popular anymore, but come on. Twonkies.
User avatar #62 to #48 - notdjfood (10/07/2013) [-]
Well according to the Urban Dictionary, twonkies are "A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.
#2 - jewishbastard (10/06/2013) [-]
Earlier that day! DO A FLIP!
Earlier that day! DO A FLIP!
User avatar #36 to #11 - settantaventi (10/06/2013) [-]
Scrubs Dating Stacy Blue Funny Turk Bangs JD's Girlfriend MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII
User avatar #37 to #11 - sheenaandjanie (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
User avatar #64 - deeeeeead (10/07/2013) [-]
**deeeeeead rolls 997**
User avatar #31 - cryingchicken (10/06/2013) [-]
lol, cum inside her faggot.
User avatar #38 - pheggit (10/06/2013) [-]
That's the best excuse I've ever heard
#4 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #4 - ChumLeee (10/06/2013) [-]
You're better than that, Monkey.
#6 to #4 - thekeeperofthumbs (10/06/2013) [-]
Here, have a better-looped version.
Here, have a better-looped version.
#7 to #6 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [-]
That loop is glorious
That loop is glorious
User avatar #25 to #7 - mitchr (10/06/2013) [-]
As the guy's head passes by, it loops. The tree to the right and left sides of his head don't match up.

Sorry for ruining it.
User avatar #33 to #25 - toiletpepperoni (10/06/2013) [-]
cannot unsee
User avatar #34 to #33 - mitchr (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #44 to #25 - psyachu (10/06/2013) [-]
I actually figured that out on my own while trying to figure out the magic of the loop. Had to watch it for a while. It's still a glorious loop, though.
User avatar #54 to #44 - mitchr (10/06/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is. Just because you figure it out doesn't mean it's badly done. Hell, best loop I've seen by far.
User avatar #32 to #6 - alexsinco (10/06/2013) [-]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARADY!!
User avatar #23 to #6 - brisen (10/06/2013) [-]
I know this is probably really old now, but does anyone know the story behind that gif?
User avatar #24 to #23 - werefell (10/06/2013) [-]
Watch the youtube haikus
User avatar #18 to #6 - asianizer (10/06/2013) [-]
are you a wizard
#67 - noobbonicplague (10/07/2013) [-]
Unsuspecting wenches.
#12 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
DO YOU ******* UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS?!?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - huewut (10/06/2013) [-]
What if they only had like.... 2 condoms? That wouldn't be an insane amount..
User avatar #20 to #12 - andywazowski (10/06/2013) [-]
Wait? You can't get them for free?
User avatar #14 to #12 - robertolee ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Pretty sure, depending on your age, condoms are free.
#8 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
WELL! IT COULD HAPPEN YOU FEMINAZI! Just because your guy don't waste the condoms on your crotch. he could have some actual fun with them instead of having them to protect him against that Amazonas jungle you got down there.
#53 to #17 - Shadwstryker (10/06/2013) [-]
That's cute. I remember when I was 12.
That's cute. I remember when I was 12.
User avatar #19 to #17 - smithforprez (10/06/2013) [-]
women are not automatically feminazis. you'd know that if you tried talking to one.
User avatar #21 to #19 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
you miss the point. Because just because a guy say he uses his condom as waterballoons, doesn't mean he is cheating, but feminazis go around " all men are the same, lying, horny pigs and will always cheat if given the chance"
#42 to #21 - jackii (10/06/2013) [-]
That's why it's a joke.
User avatar #26 to #21 - smithforprez (10/06/2013) [-]
let's see, we got disappearing condoms and a supposed water condom fight that the girlfriend wasn't invited this is suspicious as **** , an excuse that is just about dumb enough to work. also, you don't know if the people on that thread were feminazis or even women at all, I mean it IS tumbler.
User avatar #28 to #26 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
BUT HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH It is amazing what kind of ideas a guy can get when he's hanging out with his mates after a few beers and drinks.
User avatar #49 to #28 - readily (10/06/2013) [-]
It's a ******* joke jesus ******* christ.
You're acting like a ******* feminazi; "omg every little thing is offensive to my gender"
User avatar #55 to #49 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
> says " it's a joke"
> fails to understand one himself.
> whine about it because you don't understand it.

wow
User avatar #56 to #55 - readily (10/06/2013) [-]
***** now you ain't even making sense
User avatar #57 to #56 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
the content is about a woman being suspicious because the bf told her about using the condoms in a water balloon fight. I make a statement about it could happen then joke about that a waterbaloon fight with condoms is more fun than having sex with her.
User avatar #59 to #57 - readily (10/06/2013) [-]
You forgot the part where you ranted about how "sexist" you thought it was and then got buttmad when people didn't agree with you
User avatar #60 to #59 - reican ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't rating about it being sexist, it is a joke, which you clearly failed to understand. I tried first to hint that it was just a joke, then people just had to go full retard and make assumptions and rant like many of the FJ community often do, i left this thread an hour ago then i see a bunch of notifications, ignoring them because it was just more ranting.
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#40 to #21 - anon (10/06/2013) [-]
Nobody said that it was a woman who implied that he maybe didn't use the condoms to have a waterbaloon fight
User avatar #22 to #21 - reican ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
do you have any idea how much water you can get in a condom? then drop it from a 3-store building? best water balloon fight ever.
#73 - othagovna (10/07/2013) [-]
Somewhat related (in how the condoms were used) .
User avatar #71 - organicglory (10/07/2013) [-]
we once filled a woman condom with water
we tried and tried but it wouldnt pop
#70 - lovecranes (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh you never know people these days. They do crazy things.
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