You gullible bitch

Have you ever seen a condom full of water? That shit's unbreakable. You can flail the thing around and beat people to death with it. I doubt you'd need many condoms.

HFW water condom fight

u can tell the gif took multiple tries based on how wet the driveway is

I can actually say I haven't, but that was also something I considered, ridiculously hard to break water balloons aren't that fun...

Didn't you heard the man? You can beat people to death with it. How's that not that fun?

Big packages can get as cheap as 50 cents per piece.

Maybe he bought hundred or two and then did some math regarding expiration date and rate of getting laid.

You'd have to more than 50 cents for a bg package if you know what I mean...

my school gave me 15 on friday for free

now i just need to ask a girl out

Actually you can go to your nearest health center and ask for condoms. they will general y give you 20 and they are completely free (The logic is that if they are free, people will actually use them)

A lot of countries you can get them for free.

Here, have a better-looped version.

That loop is glorious

As the guy's head passes by, it loops. The tree to the right and left sides of his head don't match up.

Sorry for ruining it.

cannot unsee

I'm sorry.

I actually figured that out on my own while trying to figure out the magic of the loop. Had to watch it for a while. It's still a glorious loop, though.

Yes, yes it is. Just because you figure it out doesn't mean it's badly done. Hell, best loop I've seen by far.

I know this is probably really old now, but does anyone know the story behind that gif?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeB3eYk1Ze0

yw

Watch the youtube haikus

are you a wizard

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARADY!!

You're better than that, Monkey.

women are not automatically feminazis. you'd know that if you tried talking to one.

you miss the point. Because just because a guy say he uses his condom as waterballoons, doesn't mean he is cheating, but feminazis go around " all men are the same, lying, horny pigs and will always cheat if given the chance"

That's why it's a joke.

let's see, we got disappearing condoms and a supposed water condom fight that the girlfriend wasn't invited this is suspicious as fuck, an excuse that is just about dumb enough to work. also, you don't know if the people on that thread were feminazis or even women at all, I mean it IS tumbler.

BUT HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH It is amazing what kind of ideas a guy can get when he's hanging out with his mates after a few beers and drinks.

It's a fucking joke jesus fucking christ.
You're acting like a fucking feminazi; "omg every little thing is offensive to my gender"

> says " it's a joke"
> fails to understand one himself.
> whine about it because you don't understand it.

wow

Nigga now you ain't even making sense

the content is about a woman being suspicious because the bf told her about using the condoms in a water balloon fight. I make a statement about it could happen then joke about that a waterbaloon fight with condoms is more fun than having sex with her.

You forgot the part where you ranted about how "sexist" you thought it was and then got buttmad when people didn't agree with you

I wasn't rating about it being sexist, it is a joke, which you clearly failed to understand. I tried first to hint that it was just a joke, then people just had to go full retard and make assumptions and rant like many of the FJ community often do, i left this thread an hour ago then i see a bunch of notifications, ignoring them because it was just more ranting.

do you have any idea how much water you can get in a condom? then drop it from a 3-store building? best water balloon fight ever.

That's cute. I remember when I was 12.

Are you supposed to water plants with vinegar?

ah indeed..... perhaps leave a watering can filled with it

Well according to the Urban Dictionary, twonkies are "A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.

MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII

Pretty sure, depending on your age, condoms are free.

What if they only had like.... 2 condoms? That wouldn't be an insane amount..

Wait? You can't get them for free?