You getting this cameraman?. . when yank nut fully hard and she says wow it' s big" you' re like. yeah that never happens to me Mays
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User avatar #4 - theannoyingFJguy (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah that never happens to me
#44 to #4 - charagrin (03/21/2014) [-]
It gets worse when your with a new girl and she asks if it's in yet, and you are. (in my defense I am utterly average and she was a town bicycle, but still)
It gets worse when your with a new girl and she asks if it's in yet, and you are. (in my defense I am utterly average and she was a town bicycle, but still)
#50 to #44 - wolfzro (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't even feel bad, a girl like that doesn't deserve your magnificent whoopie stick anyway.
#52 to #50 - Greekkenyan (03/21/2014) [-]
"Whoopie Stick"
"Whoopie Stick"
#13 to #4 - guicosta (03/21/2014) [-]
Because of nogf or because of small dick? inb4 both
User avatar #30 to #13 - marmiteistasty (03/21/2014) [-]
Because of small dick.

Curse my half Asian genes.
#67 to #30 - Rascal (03/21/2014) [-]
small dicks really got nothing to do with asian genes... in average the asian penis is only about 1 cm shorter than the caucasian penis, which is 0.5 cm longer than the African penis (believe it or not, statistically, the white penis is bigger than the black penis) I have done a lot of research on this, because i all ways felt i came too short down there... but tbh you are an idiot if you measure yourselves with the pros... im totally sure your dick is awesome!
User avatar #72 to #67 - marmiteistasty (03/21/2014) [-]
that was a really nice tidbit at the bottom, anon.
<3
#60 to #30 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/21/2014) [-]
Right there with you, pal
#61 to #60 - marmiteistasty (03/21/2014) [-]
You're a half Asian dude with a small dick.

Let me guess, you have a girlfriend, and live in Canada.

What's your other half, anyway? I'm curious.
User avatar #73 to #61 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (03/21/2014) [-]
No gf and I live in the good 'ol USA
and I'm Filipino
#64 to #13 - Rascal (03/21/2014) [-]
no dick, small gf
#47 - specialone (03/21/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, in my bed.
User avatar #69 to #47 - zerglin (03/21/2014) [-]
hehehehe, im sorry you have that problem m8
User avatar #99 to #69 - trojanmannn (03/22/2014) [-]
empathy is a bitch
User avatar #48 to #47 - specialone (03/21/2014) [-]
Jokes, some Belgian girl said I was the biggest she'd had - I think she was lying but I still appreciate the sentiment. Plus she was very hot.
#22 - wwhhaaq (03/21/2014) [-]
they dont ever say that because i have them tied and gagged
#38 to #22 - Rascal (03/21/2014) [-]
I don't need pick-up lines because they don't work on corpses
#31 to #22 - doctorstein (03/21/2014) [-]
**doctorstein rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at (untitled) ** MFW They get away from me before giving me her number, because we had a real connection.
User avatar #15 to #12 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I want to like this..but the pipboy..
#59 - harbingerwolf (03/21/2014) [-]
21 and i've never had a GF but at least i dont worry about performance kinda stuff, being that relaxed about it is either gonna be really good or really bad.
#20 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Mines not really that big but it looks like it because I'm a small ****** .

It was an illusion the entire time.
User avatar #32 to #20 - imadps (03/21/2014) [-]
if it looks big cuz you're small then it is. proportions brother
User avatar #33 to #32 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I mean it's big compared to me but its not like big in general.
It goes past my belly button though.
#46 to #20 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
***** if you ain't packing heat yet your dick goes past your belly button how ****** short are you?
User avatar #49 to #46 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
5'5"
Just under 5'5"...
#54 to #49 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Yo, you ever think of getting dominated by a 6'3 Nordic power-lifting goddess? That'd be hot as **** .
User avatar #55 to #54 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Tall girls are my fetish...
#56 to #55 - hotsand (03/21/2014) [-]
Smart man. Just get really good at eating women out doe, word on the street is that tall chicks got caverns for vaginas. Also, don't fall in them unless you're into that **** .
#57 to #56 - snakefire (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh dear...
#53 to #2 - Greekkenyan (03/21/2014) [-]
Twin towers .jpeg dump?
#9 - Polomaster (03/21/2014) [-]
also if a girl ever tells you that she's lying
also if a girl ever tells you that she's lying
#14 to #9 - assturtle (03/21/2014) [-]
you mean.
#18 to #9 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Not if it is literally unable to get inside her

inb4 Chips Handon, I was 17 and girl was 18
User avatar #29 to #18 - muffintime (03/21/2014) [-]
first time ******* my girlfriend i tried to put in but it was to tight and it just wasn't going in... it's hard to explain because i was drunk as **** at the time too but once i finally forced it in she started crying so i pulled out...
#45 to #29 - DrDanny (03/21/2014) [-]
It was most likely because she wasn't wet enough. srsly, either lube up, or eat dat pussy

****

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#93 to #45 - Rascal (03/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,061**

I bet it's a virus.
User avatar #89 to #45 - muffintime (03/22/2014) [-]
not trying to brag or anything but she was wetter then a pond... before we went upstairs she was sitting on my leg and i could feel the wetness...
User avatar #95 to #89 - DrDanny (03/22/2014) [-]
then maybe you should consider getting some surgery to reduce your gigantic penis size.
User avatar #106 to #95 - muffintime (03/22/2014) [-]
it's not even that big lol.... it's like 7 inches at most....
#90 to #29 - Rascal (03/22/2014) [-]
FIrst time I did it the condom broke and she cried. pretty funny day
User avatar #26 to #18 - Polomaster (03/21/2014) [-]
Peter is that you?
#10 to #9 - anonymoose (03/21/2014) [-]
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#63 - touchmyfunny (03/21/2014) [-]
What my girlfriend said: "it's the perfect size, not too big and not too small"
What my girlfriend obviously ment: "it's pretty small but let's be positive"



User avatar #68 to #63 - zerglin (03/21/2014) [-]
Its kinda small, but I can work with this! (aka, DO WANT)
#78 to #63 - ffinfinity (03/22/2014) [-]
How big r u, i kinda wanna show my gf but idk what girls think is big or small.
User avatar #83 to #78 - furryflava (03/22/2014) [-]
5-6 inches is average
#85 to #83 - ffinfinity (03/22/2014) [-]
Thanks im in that range
User avatar #86 to #85 - furryflava (03/22/2014) [-]
np
#58 - mikkicool (03/21/2014) [-]
What chick's will be saying when it reaches its full form
#75 - reaversoulstealer (03/22/2014) [-]
I stay the night at my best friends house sometimes, to hang out with him and his girlfriend. I can tell that some nights I stay over, were nights she intended to use to have the sexy times with him, cause she's all ansty and jittery.

When they finally "go to bed" I hear her talking, saying **** like, "Oh my, I don't remember getting a footlong from subway." And then he gets hard that's right ************* , a soft 12 and she can't even form coherent sentences from the anticipation. I can't ******* sleep either, because she screams to loud, and I'm way too hard to get any sleep.
#87 to #75 - Rascal (03/22/2014) [-]
Dude, what the **** .

Why you gotta talk about JJ like that.
User avatar #88 to #87 - reaversoulstealer (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , hey there sensei.

Why are you an anon? Don't you have an account?
#92 to #88 - Rascal (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I don't want to reply while logged in.

Can't seem like an attention whore.
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User avatar #25 - landerp (03/21/2014) [-]
When you take a **** , wipe, stand up, then sit back down.
User avatar #71 - supercookieduster ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I miss billy mays yelling at me through the tv
#11 - mahoukenji (03/21/2014) [-]
My reaction
#104 to #62 - mahoukenji (03/22/2014) [-]
We are gathered here today, sickness and health, blah blah blah, death do us part, kiss the bride, yadda yadda yadda, alright prepare your body I'm comin at ya.
We are gathered here today, sickness and health, blah blah blah, death do us part, kiss the bride, yadda yadda yadda, alright prepare your body I'm comin at ya.
#107 to #104 - kietzu (03/22/2014) [-]
You better prepare your body.
User avatar #21 - sovietsamurai (03/21/2014) [-]
That happens to me all the time!

Wait what? We're talking about penis size?

Well **** ...

#16 - Rascal (03/21/2014) [-]
When I'm not fully hard and my gf is like 'wow its soooo big', it just makes me feel like she lying about it all the time...
#42 to #16 - yodasoda (03/21/2014) [-]
I wonder why you feel like that then
I wonder why you feel like that then
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