You can only pick one... Not my O.C. but a good question none the less. Ill can MIN MCI MIG. the of the starter pokemon from any generation. A sex slave who fol
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#76 - swordmasterredman (03/20/2014) [-]
I wonder
#42 - auryn (03/19/2014) [-]
If I could pick two times I'd pick the lightsaber twice.
User avatar #46 to #42 - sinery (03/19/2014) [-]
You'd dismember and kill yourself within minutes.
#59 to #46 - auryn (03/19/2014) [-]
Worth it.
#18 - stealthnull ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
sex slave. then i could stay single for the rest of my days and have sex whenever i want.
User avatar #120 - bloodspider (03/20/2014) [-]
Chose pokemon
use as sex slave
win win
#26 - daredevizz (03/19/2014) [-]
Isn't the First Choice and the Third Choice really the Same Thing?
Isn't the First Choice and the Third Choice really the Same Thing?
User avatar #132 to #44 - inuzukaa (03/20/2014) [-]
Starter

************ where are you?
User avatar #172 to #132 - bagguhsleep (04/17/2014) [-]
ralts was wally's starter pokemon
User avatar #134 to #26 - matamune ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Well, ************ would certainly agree
User avatar #22 - miia ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
A sexy slave who, following my command, picks the purple lightsaber and gives it to me
#27 to #22 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
purple? you faggot.
#73 - aibu (03/19/2014) [-]
Man **** the lightsaber and the bitch.
I WANT MY ******* CYNDAQUIL!
#135 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
get sex slave
ask her to get pokemon
ask pokemon to get lightsaber
i win.
User avatar #158 - thefates ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Think of the practical uses of having a lightsaber though. It's a light source, energy-free welder, fly lamp, knife to kill your enemies, fly lamp...
User avatar #160 to #158 - dascruffy (03/20/2014) [-]
don't forget fly lamp!
#144 - bazda (03/20/2014) [-]
Sex slave. Since she follows my every command, my first command: Build me a lightsaber.
#121 - akho (03/20/2014) [-]
I'll choose the sex slave!
#72 - boards (03/19/2014) [-]
If you play your cards right, you can also have the sex slave by taking the starter pokemon
#110 to #72 - snerus (03/20/2014) [-]
If you play your cards right, your sex slave CAN be your starting pokemon.
#161 to #110 - boards (03/20/2014) [-]
That's what I meant
User avatar #162 to #161 - snerus (03/20/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** . I read that wrong. Sorry.
#163 to #162 - boards (03/20/2014) [-]
Lol no worries. Thump for you anyway
#71 - fudgenuggets (03/19/2014) [-]
So now I'll wait for my Totodile.
User avatar #74 to #71 - dupu (03/20/2014) [-]
Profile picture relevant.
#6 - tapeworms (03/19/2014) [-]
Why does it have to be a starter? If it were ditto I'd have a light-saber sex slave. Also, don't google "sexy ditto".
User avatar #9 to #6 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
I feel like if it were any Pokemon then it would be a more one-sided question
User avatar #11 to #9 - tapeworms (03/19/2014) [-]
Hm, I guess you're right. I'd still choose the Pokemon option though. Lightsabers don't come with the force.
User avatar #12 to #11 - booder (03/19/2014) [-]
That was my logic. I also chose the Pokemon
#159 - twelveeleven (03/20/2014) [-]
If you have a lightsaber, ANYONE is your sex slave.
User avatar #131 - jicajijipi (03/20/2014) [-]
1-> "science" will kill to know how ho look inside

2-> millitary will mannap you and stole you lightsaber

3-> well unlimited blowjob and stuff
#122 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
Let's be honest. If anyone of us picked the lightsaber, we would lose a limb within minutes.
User avatar #156 - wersand ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure if I had a lightsaber or pokeball then I'd have no problem getting sex.
User avatar #139 - thescyle (03/20/2014) [-]
that is unfair, why does ************ gets to pick two out of three? Also I would chose the slave, cause I am a beta guy who needs a girlfriend
#118 - micekill ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
get sex slave
ask for pokemons and light saber
she has to do everything i ask
get them
get all three
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