You better Belibe it. Source: . Messages I IIE 6) ‘E my mother wont let me go to the concert!!! she is so u we werent seeing bieber
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#26 to #7 - nemula (12/03/2013) [-]
mfw i can lift Justin Bieber
User avatar #75 to #7 - tasteofanon (12/04/2013) [-]
I know some faggot, JB!
And every time he sings, the girls all
Squirt through their jeans
And everybody's mom says
"Damn too bad he's thirteen"
And he says stuff like
"Hip hop and rap embrace me"
But everybody knows Justin's a...

Faggot!-

First of all, you're Canadian,
so that joke kinda tells itself.
You catch that? I'll say it again.
You're from Canada, kill yourself!
-Rucka Rucka Ali
User avatar #19 to #7 - badjokesjimmmy (12/03/2013) [-]
"I'm gonna abort myself"
User avatar #18 to #7 - Kyag (12/03/2013) [-]
120 pounds? He is one scrawny mother ****** .
User avatar #64 to #18 - crazehtoast ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I weigh 105.
I'm a twig, ***** .
User avatar #22 to #18 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
I kinda want to weigh that much. Or less.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Kyag (12/03/2013) [-]
Why? That isn't attractive to women. Id say the proper weight for a 5'8" to 6' man is about 150-180. Less than that you tend to look sick.
User avatar #37 to #23 - traks (12/03/2013) [-]
5'9"
135 Pounds
I look like I escaped Auschwitz if I lift my shirt up
User avatar #49 to #37 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
5'10"
170 pounds
but I feel 140-150 and people say I look 140.
wat
User avatar #87 to #49 - teddybearlove (12/04/2013) [-]
5'3
110
im short, scrawny, and the ladies all call me cute...
User avatar #55 to #49 - colegaleener (12/03/2013) [-]
I know how you feel
User avatar #56 to #55 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
It's not a bad feel though.
User avatar #57 to #56 - colegaleener (12/03/2013) [-]
To be honest, it makes me feel insecure, I want to weigh more, but i wanna gain muskles
User avatar #59 to #57 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I wanna physically weigh less but I want to keep my body size. Like swap some belly fat for muscle. I dunno
User avatar #81 to #59 - Kyag (12/04/2013) [-]
Remember fat weights less than muscle. Usually you gain weight when you work out unless you dedicate yourself solely to cardio.
User avatar #68 to #23 - dogwars (12/04/2013) [-]
6'1 and 185 reporting in.
I'm chubby, but she doesn't know I'm not actually attractive with my shirt off until it's too late.
User avatar #24 to #23 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
5'5, 163
User avatar #25 to #24 - Kyag (12/03/2013) [-]
Then focus on working out and substituting that fat for muscle. You will weight about the same but look better. And you will feel better too. Hell, weighing 120 as a man can be unhealthy
User avatar #27 to #25 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
See, the thing is I'm rather strong, but the muscles aren't toned at all. Like, I have jiggle but can get 250 lbs above my head.
User avatar #41 to #27 - cormy (12/03/2013) [-]
Swim. Swim you ****** swim! The weight lifting won't make you lose weight nor get you a nice shape, it's building muscle in all the wrong places and doesn't sustain the heartrate long enough to burn properly.
5'7" here, 130 pounds. I'm not happy with how fit I am but don't really pay attention to my weight at all, just want to get my flexibility back and my cardio.
DDR e'ry day.
User avatar #42 to #41 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
It's practically winter and I'm too poor for a pool membership, I'll have to wait until my grandmother reopens hers.
User avatar #44 to #42 - cormy (12/03/2013) [-]
Then DDR. DDR like the faggot you are.
#50 to #44 - dawdawdwa (12/03/2013) [-]
Its funny how that sounds if you plug in Dual Data Rate instead of whatever the **** you mean.
User avatar #46 to #44 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #48 to #46 - cormy (12/03/2013) [-]
DanceDanceRevolution.
You must reach this difficulty!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhPCfpEPgvw
User avatar #29 to #27 - Kyag (12/03/2013) [-]
Then work on your core more. Thats what I'm focusing on right now cause I have jiggle too. But wanting to go below 120 pounds is bad on both the aesthetic and the health side of things. Remember your diet is also important (partly why I have such a hard time with it)
User avatar #10 to #7 - lordfluffs (12/03/2013) [-]
Abort yourself*
#11 to #10 - otroviciado (12/03/2013) [-]
make a sacrifice to satan and rip all your intestines outta your chest... yourself
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#28 - ishotthedeputy (12/03/2013) [-]
Kansas City master race reporting in. 816 is the area code for the Kansas City, MO area. I'm just proud that I figured it out. I'm aware you all probably know this is fake
Kansas City master race reporting in. 816 is the area code for the Kansas City, MO area. I'm just proud that I figured it out. I'm aware you all probably know this is fake
User avatar #32 to #28 - duvallwhitey (12/03/2013) [-]
What do you do out in Kansas for fun?
User avatar #34 to #32 - pudingcade (12/03/2013) [-]
corn shucking incest ect
User avatar #43 to #32 - headofaperture (12/03/2013) [-]
watch wheat grow
User avatar #38 to #28 - gigamuffin (12/03/2013) [-]
What if the girl is in kansas city?
User avatar #39 to #28 - jewbob (12/03/2013) [-]
OG KANSAS ***** . POPPIN' YOU KCMO ***** FROM DA 913! Also, pudingcade is pretty much right other than we play a ******** of League of Legends somehow.
User avatar #58 to #28 - ShadowFrieza (12/03/2013) [-]
816, I'm down here in the 316.

And Kansas is actually more fun than you would think. Still sucks though.
User avatar #73 to #28 - yaypkmn (12/04/2013) [-]
Even if it was real he could have lived in Kansas City when he was a child/teen and got his phone there and then moved to New York when he was older. dont be mad at me pls
User avatar #72 - cumbersome (12/04/2013) [-]
He automatically assumes she's a spoiled brat, but there are actually parents that never let there kids do anything, you know.
#83 to #72 - dontknowmeatall (12/04/2013) [-]
I had a crush on a girl whose mother didn't even allow her to hang out with her friends after school. She had to go straight home, in a little town one hour away of the city. We had to ask permission a week before to see her. And she had to be at home at 6pm. it was a nightmare. We're still kinda friends, but there's no way I could ever think of us as a couple after reality hit me. It's a shame, she's the sweetest girl.
User avatar #5 - stenchschleifs (12/03/2013) [-]
99 problems, could it be 99 air baloons that is about to pop?
User avatar #9 to #5 - agrofenlas ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Are they red?
User avatar #88 to #9 - stenchschleifs (12/04/2013) [-]
In germany, no.
#21 to #5 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
99 air balloons you say?
99 air balloons you say?
User avatar #6 to #5 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Could it be 99 air balloons mistaken for a nuclear missile launch?
User avatar #20 to #6 - DrewRSmith (12/03/2013) [-]
Could it be 99 red balloons? Floating in a summer sky?
User avatar #33 to #6 - empithree ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
one thing leads to another...
#74 - lionti (12/04/2013) [-]
Beiber is in Australia at the moment, I had to listen to my little cousin cry because went to  a meet and greet and he was 4 			*******		 hours late. 4 			*******		 hours late to a 			*******		 meet and greet. My little cousin could not hang around for 4 hours so she missed out on seeing him. My Christmas present to her was ruined by that little cunt. She has now torn down all of her posters of him and thrown away his CD's. This was the one that she wanted for Christmas and I couldn't get it for her. MFW she called me in tears
Beiber is in Australia at the moment, I had to listen to my little cousin cry because went to a meet and greet and he was 4 ******* hours late. 4 ******* hours late to a ******* meet and greet. My little cousin could not hang around for 4 hours so she missed out on seeing him. My Christmas present to her was ruined by that little cunt. She has now torn down all of her posters of him and thrown away his CD's. This was the one that she wanted for Christmas and I couldn't get it for her. MFW she called me in tears
User avatar #76 to #74 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/04/2013) [-]
so he made her hate JB? aside from the loss of money, i don't see how that's a bad thing
#77 to #76 - lionti (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong I'm over joyed that she now hates him. It was just the fact that I got this for her Christmas present and then he left her and hundreds of other fans waiting for 4 hours. I have never been so mad at other person before and I haven't even met that little piss ant
User avatar #78 to #77 - xtrmbragnrytz (12/04/2013) [-]
I think he's playing into that, the fact the he can be an asshole to millions and get away with it, AND turn a profit from it...
#65 - vicmal (12/03/2013) [-]
YOU WEREN'T SEEING BIEBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
YOU WEREN'T SEEING BIEBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
#36 - bighairyfart (12/03/2013) [-]
My are code is 816   
 I feel like I'm more exited about that than I should be.
My are code is 816
I feel like I'm more exited about that than I should be.
User avatar #47 to #36 - theawkwardbros (12/03/2013) [-]
You are.
#52 to #36 - dawdawdwa (12/03/2013) [-]
.....................................
#31 - gmanofwonder (12/03/2013) [-]
I beliebe it.
#51 to #31 - dawdawdwa (12/03/2013) [-]
I beliebe it!
#63 to #31 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
#66 to #31 - keybladewarrior (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't want to belibe.
#1 - hates (12/03/2013) [-]
That moment when I live in an 816 area...

Don't stalk me
User avatar #2 to #1 - hates (12/03/2013) [-]
Wait, what the **** ? There are Hawaiians?
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#8 to #1 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
Parkville hereeee
User avatar #3 to #1 - frankwest (12/03/2013) [-]
I do too. Independence up in this bitch. Warrensburg for college though.
User avatar #45 to #1 - newsuperyoshi (12/03/2013) [-]
[Stalking intensify]
#69 - sirderpalotty (12/04/2013) [-]
Dat username
User avatar #82 to #69 - gilbreak (12/04/2013) [-]
youmustbenewhere.jpg
#85 to #82 - sirderpalotty (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't know **** about gifs and jpegs or whatever. Anybody willing to explain everything to me?
#86 to #85 - gilbreak (12/04/2013) [-]
damn ***** you really are new here pic totally related
#89 - eternaljimmies (12/08/2013) [-]
**eternaljimmies rolled a random image posted in comment #4529782 at Click an item and pick it up **
User avatar #71 - NinjaZombie (12/04/2013) [-]
I hate his fans more than I hate him.
User avatar #70 - yuukoku (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, at least we know the kid wasn't a total fag. He wasn't seeing Bieber.
#60 - sanbichemabob (12/03/2013) [-]
mfw at first i think the title is in a filipino accent
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User avatar #13 to #12 - sirfisticuffs (12/03/2013) [-]
Well...thanks.
User avatar #14 to #12 - sirfiiddlesticks (12/03/2013) [-]
nobody said anything about his ******* weight
#15 to #14 - agentpurplek (12/03/2013) [-]
what the 			****		. I posted this on wrong content.   
   
Carry on.
what the **** . I posted this on wrong content.

Carry on.
User avatar #17 to #15 - sirfiiddlesticks (12/03/2013) [-]
I love that gif. It makes me really want to do it
User avatar #53 to #17 - dawdawdwa (12/03/2013) [-]
You wanna masturbate till you cum blood on your car?
#80 to #15 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
I think you meant to post it on #7
User avatar #79 to #15 - cosmicapprentice (12/04/2013) [-]
I want the sauce of this gif
#67 to #15 - angelreads (12/04/2013) [-]
lol
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