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#20 - xxxmrawsomexxx (04/05/2014) [+] (53 replies)
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Everyone put you best yo mama jokes here
Everyone put you best yo mama jokes here
User avatar #3 - hassanane (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Things that didn't happen? This.
#4 to #3 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, it's almost as if people make jokes on the internet. **** , that'd be crazy.
User avatar #8 - pleebnutbubber (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The problem isn't that this is fake.
The problem is that this would ONLY be funny if it was real. And it's not.
User avatar #2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Your mother is slightly overweight.
#17 - xcoreyx (04/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But why did he have his friend's mom's number in his phone in the first place?
But why did he have his friend's mom's number in his phone in the first place?
#22 - gramernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolled image** <---- Yo mama
#54 - xgolgothax (04/06/2014) [-]
Best yo mama joke ever:
"Yo mama's pussy is so dry her crabs carry canteens."
#1 - anonexplains (04/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
#47 - jnovuse (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the theater, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
Yo momma so stupid, she even fails personality tests.
Yo momma so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo momma so big and nasty, she uses mattresses as maxi pads.
Yo momma so old, she remembers Yellow funnyjunk.

and lastly...

Whats the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for two weeks afterwards.
DAMN SON!
#65 - petak (04/06/2014) [-]
not as smooth as hank
#30 - juter (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, &quot;Sorry, no professionals.&quot;
Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals."
#14 - paintskillz (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#52 - shadowmaul (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**shadowmaul rolled image** how ugly your mom is
**shadowmaul rolled image** how ugly your mom is
#7 - xboxfest (04/05/2014) [-]
Sorry Matt.
Sorry Matt.
#10 - nagafever (04/05/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** Guys this really happened. i was there.

you can believe me, im from the internet
#96 - vladhellsing (04/06/2014) [-]
Your mother's a joke.   
   
And you're the punchline.
Your mother's a joke.

And you're the punchline.
User avatar #66 - psykojet (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
User avatar #68 - vancecore (04/06/2014) [-]
People have the numbers of their friends' parents?
#64 - kcwsooners (04/06/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Yo momma so fat, her nickname at the music shop is 'Round Sound'.
#63 - imanillusion (04/06/2014) [-]
yo mamas so drunk she calls me for a ride ;) no literally shes too drunk to drive home herself
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