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#20 - xxxmrawsomexxx (04/05/2014) [+] (53 replies)
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Everyone put you best yo mama jokes here
Everyone put you best yo mama jokes here
#17 - xcoreyx (04/05/2014) [-]
But why did he have his friend's mom's number in his phone in the first place?
But why did he have his friend's mom's number in his phone in the first place?
#23 to #17 - thecrayzeeman (04/05/2014) [-]
You know why.
You know why.
#31 to #23 - fzjoss (04/05/2014) [-]
I break chains even before they start.
#32 to #31 - fzjoss (04/05/2014) [-]
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
#22 - gramernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolled image** <---- Yo mama
User avatar #8 - pleebnutbubber (04/05/2014) [-]
The problem isn't that this is fake.
The problem is that this would ONLY be funny if it was real. And it's not.
#74 to #8 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
dat sliver of upper banner that means this "screen" would be as square as an ipod video
User avatar #2 - theannoyingFJguy (04/05/2014) [-]
Your mother is slightly overweight.
User avatar #71 to #2 - nthmetal (04/06/2014) [-]
Your mother's attractiveness is slightly deteriorating as she ages.
User avatar #11 to #2 - Fiction (04/05/2014) [-]
Well your mother's taste in fashion is questionable at best.
User avatar #13 to #11 - clechyl (04/05/2014) [-]
Oh, is it? Well, what if I told you that your mother should consider a healthy diet for 1 or 2 months to get in shape!
User avatar #49 to #13 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, is that so? I believe that your mother's intelligence is below average.
#1 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
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#19 to #1 - justapubbie (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure there are a few other things that didn't happen even more than this didn't happen.
#5 to #1 - gisuar (04/05/2014) [-]
*moist
#18 to #1 - rowdyzorz (04/05/2014) [-]
of all the jokes copied, that joke is copied the most
#54 - xgolgothax (04/06/2014) [-]
Best yo mama joke ever:
"Yo mama's pussy is so dry her crabs carry canteens."
#47 - jnovuse (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the theater, she sits next to EVERYBODY.
Yo momma so stupid, she even fails personality tests.
Yo momma so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo momma so big and nasty, she uses mattresses as maxi pads.
Yo momma so old, she remembers Yellow funnyjunk.

and lastly...

Whats the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow me around for two weeks afterwards.
DAMN SON!
#65 - petak (04/06/2014) [-]
not as smooth as hank
#30 - juter ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, &quot;Sorry, no professionals.&quot;
Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals."
User avatar #99 to #30 - thebellboy (04/06/2014) [-]
That joke is sooo old yo mama thought it was her pussy.
#102 to #99 - juter ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
#52 - shadowmaul (04/06/2014) [-]
**shadowmaul rolled image** how ugly your mom is
**shadowmaul rolled image** how ugly your mom is
User avatar #53 to #52 - shadowmaul (04/06/2014) [-]
huh alright i guess shes ok
User avatar #60 to #52 - purealterego (04/06/2014) [-]
The fact that she shakes her head throughout the whole Gif pisses me off.....
#7 - xboxfest (04/05/2014) [-]
Sorry Matt.
Sorry Matt.
#50 to #14 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (04/06/2014) [-]
That's pretty ******* dope
#40 to #14 - vapaus (04/06/2014) [-]
<Your name here>
#10 - nagafever (04/05/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** Guys this really happened. i was there.

you can believe me, im from the internet
User avatar #3 - hassanane (04/05/2014) [-]
Things that didn't happen? This.
#12 to #3 - violated (04/05/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, it's almost as if people make jokes on the internet. **** , that'd be crazy.
User avatar #9 to #4 - boomerpyro (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah... what a ****** up world that would be, i'm so glad we all have parental block now
#96 - vladhellsing (04/06/2014) [-]
Your mother's a joke.   
   
And you're the punchline.
Your mother's a joke.

And you're the punchline.
User avatar #66 - psykojet ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
User avatar #75 - somekornchick (04/06/2014) [-]
your mommas so ugly, she has difficulties in attracting a mate!
#100 - Orc (04/06/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Why would they apologize to the condom factory? dumb joke is dumb
#92 - dasbrot (04/06/2014) [-]
**dasbrot rolled image** <---my momma
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