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User avatar #1 - Nahyon (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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How to cope with death in case
#8 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** not today, death
#16 - Decode (05/09/2014) [-]
What do we say to death.....?   
   
 What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 			****		 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 			*******		 words. You think you can get away with saying that 			****		 to me over the Internet? Think again, 			******		. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 			*******		 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 			****		. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 			*******		 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 			****		 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 			*******		 dead, kiddo.
What do we say to death.....?

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#17 to #16 - guu (05/09/2014) [-]
What the 			****		 did you just 			*******		 say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (			****		 was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like 			*************		 fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my 			****		 to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches ( **** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#22 to #17 - fedegon (05/09/2014) [-]
Mixing Gorilla Warfare and **** was SO Cash?
I'd give you a one-way-ticket to donkeytown, because that earned you some ass.
User avatar #21 to #17 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
did that take you an hour to type because ive never seen that on before
#2 - coustify (05/08/2014) [-]
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#37 to #2 - anotheroneonearth (05/09/2014) [-]
just realised this pic is highly relevant to the content
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#34 to #4 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Finally began my viewing of this show, this guy was a top notch badass.... that scene when those knights came in and he used a wooden sword...that will be my favorite scene in season one, I don't know if any other season will top it but god damn right now this is my favorite scene.
#27 to #4 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
And than he died
#23 - mrshrapnel (05/09/2014) [-]
Your death is false!
User avatar #26 to #23 - thechosentroll (05/09/2014) [-]
I can only imagine him working as the grim reaper.

Dying woman: UUuuuuugh.
Nurse: Are you OK, mrs. Pickles? What's wrong?
Dying woman: I see............. I see................ a light. And a man in it.
Nurse: A man? What kind of man?
Dying woman: A........................... ******* ....... badass. HRK!*dies*
User avatar #30 to #26 - derpwolf ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I liked Death more than War. Partially because War had all the charm of a rock, and Death more accurately channeled how I felt about certain events in the game.
User avatar #31 to #30 - thechosentroll (05/09/2014) [-]
War had the personality of a damp sponge with a frowny face drawn on it. Deaths' "Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I'll do it if I have to." personality is at least a bit more................... human.
User avatar #33 to #31 - derpwolf ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
What I thought was bizarre was that the game heavily implied that the four horsemen were the last of the Nephillim. I recall from my reading though, that Nephilim are supposed to be the halfbreeds of angels and humans. It tripped me up for the entirety of the game.
#5 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
"Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."
-Thomas R. Marshall
User avatar #28 - comicexplain ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
"So my grandma beat cancer last week."
User avatar #13 - runsawayfromdanger (05/09/2014) [-]
I like this new episode of courage the cowardly dog
User avatar #10 - mangostormlegend (05/09/2014) [-]
It gets even more awesome when you realize he never touched Death with his bare skin
User avatar #11 to #10 - mangostormlegend (05/09/2014) [-]
*she, her
User avatar #14 to #10 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Where did you get that idea and what significance does that hold? She kicked it in the face barefooted
User avatar #39 to #14 - mangostormlegend (05/10/2014) [-]
Also, based on common beliefs, touching Death directly will kill you instantly
User avatar #38 to #14 - mangostormlegend (05/10/2014) [-]
Look closely. She only punches/kicks Death through his hood
User avatar #40 to #38 - badmonkey ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
The "hood" is her skirt, and it falls off the second before she kicks her, obviously she's too much of a badass to be killed by a little skin contact
User avatar #35 - asadshoe (05/09/2014) [-]
darkskin would you hate me if I told you I want that granny to give me a handjob? She's white. And by the look of her nose probably a bit jewish.
User avatar #36 to #35 - darkskin (05/09/2014) [-]
no, i dont know you
and im accepting of all fetish
#32 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Anyone else think the living room looked like the one from courage the cowardly dog?
#29 - asasqw ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Grama?
Grama?
#25 - doctorcamden (05/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - grimsho (05/09/2014) [-]
That's why staying in shape helps you live longer.
#7 - kez (05/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - prohibullion (05/09/2014) [-]
sourcerer needed
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#20 to #6 - makahuro (05/09/2014) [-]
nevermind, thought of the wrong movie. pretty sure it's a french movie tho.
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