Yes, it's a repost. No, I don't care.. Sometimes the old things are the best things... the worlds biggest dick (14 inches) belongs to a white man, his foreskin fits around door knobs, and hes turned down every offer to be in a porn. racism Cowboys slavery railroad rectal leakage
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User avatar #2 - kiaserzerg (06/07/2014) [-]
the worlds biggest dick (14 inches) belongs to a white man, his foreskin fits around door knobs, and hes turned down every offer to be in a porn.
#9 to #2 - Rascal (06/07/2014) [-]
That sounds horrible, he can't **** anyone.
User avatar #29 to #2 - redictor (06/08/2014) [-]
isn't the biggest 16 inches?
User avatar #33 to #29 - kiaserzerg (06/08/2014) [-]
all sources point to jonah falcon, 16 has got to be a prosthesis
#110 to #2 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/08/2014) [-]
he also still lives with his mom
#117 to #2 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
So that's where all the inches went for white men
User avatar #79 to #2 - instalation ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
"The blue whale has the largest penis of any living animal.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 8 feet (2.4 m) to 10 feet (3.0 m) and a girth of 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches "

-Wikipedia

Yeah I don't think it belongs to a white guy.
User avatar #84 to #79 - kiaserzerg (06/08/2014) [-]
awesome, then it can go **** itself with it! but no seriously, we all know what the focus of this post was.
User avatar #86 to #84 - instalation ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I know. I was just making a little retarded joke.
User avatar #88 to #86 - kiaserzerg (06/08/2014) [-]
well a thumb for attempt!
User avatar #89 to #88 - instalation ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Can I get a "you tried" star too?
User avatar #123 to #91 - instalation ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Thank you
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#22 to #2 - Deavas (06/08/2014) [-]
actually its only 13 1/2
yknow
only
User avatar #28 to #22 - kiaserzerg (06/08/2014) [-]
still bigger then a ******
#78 to #28 - gladiuss (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey, that rhymed!
User avatar #45 to #2 - reaversoulstealer (06/08/2014) [-]
On the topic of incredibly hung men, my best friend has 12 inches 12 inches and 3 centimeters to be exact of man-meat attached to his crotch area. On the multiple occasions that I've stayed over at him and his sister's house, I ask them both an endless amount of questions.


I mean who the **** wouldn't?
User avatar #59 to #45 - rectophobia (06/08/2014) [-]
1 inch = 2.54 cm


Wouldn't 13 inches and 0.46 cm be a better way to put it?
#72 to #59 - reaversoulstealer (06/08/2014) [-]
I'll type whatever the hell I want.




Yes, it would have.
#94 to #45 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
So you were measuring him?
#5 to #2 - vorarephilia (06/07/2014) [-]
it would cause some damage to any woman he tried to 			****		. Anal or vaginal.
it would cause some damage to any woman he tried to **** . Anal or vaginal.
User avatar #109 to #5 - dawggz (06/08/2014) [-]
there is a redtube video with a woman ******* the biggest blue dildo ever.
It scared me ******** .
User avatar #24 to #5 - pootismang (06/08/2014) [-]
Not if she was already damaged beyond belief.
#3 to #2 - scant (06/07/2014) [-]
Perhaps because dick size isn't an indicator of sexual prowess.
User avatar #7 to #3 - fargfive (06/07/2014) [-]
But you've gotta admit that a 14 inch dick involved would make for one hell of a spectacle.
User avatar #48 to #7 - scant (06/08/2014) [-]
Not if the guy finished after 2 minutes.
User avatar #57 to #48 - zerpderp (06/08/2014) [-]
or passed out from not having enough blood flowing through his system can you imagine how much blood has to be redirected through that
#12 to #2 - Rascal (06/07/2014) [-]
let's stay away from his doors then..
#15 to #2 - vangoz (06/07/2014) [-]
>>MFW I have the worlds biggest dick and it's pretty much useless
#42 to #2 - wearethemods (06/08/2014) [-]
If his dick appeared in a porno, it wouldn't be a porno, it'd be a horror film.
If his dick appeared in a porno, it wouldn't be a porno, it'd be a horror film.
#55 to #42 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
Lul, do the same with this one.
Lul, do the same with this one.
User avatar #87 to #55 - kiaserzerg (06/08/2014) [-]
... that arouses me
User avatar #6 to #2 - fargfive (06/07/2014) [-]
>His foreskin fits around doorknobs

How was this discovered?
User avatar #44 to #6 - DiabloStrawhat (06/08/2014) [-]
My guess, he tried to fit his foreskin over a doorknob.
#19 to #6 - struttndatass (06/08/2014) [-]
In all honesty, having a third arm would be convenient as ****
#99 - apolloeighteen (06/08/2014) [-]
Ron Jeremy
#16 - Grubinhymer (06/07/2014) [-]
The third joke was just stupid.   
Was that even a joke?
The third joke was just stupid.
Was that even a joke?
#20 to #16 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
you must be a ****** then
#21 to #20 - collegedood (06/08/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled image**
No, it was too long of a punch line with too much explanation
#36 to #21 - imungo (06/08/2014) [-]
There was no explanation, it was a conversation with god
you must be a ****** too
User avatar #83 to #16 - willgum (06/08/2014) [-]
he should have said "neither did I"
#100 - nighthawxx (06/08/2014) [-]
what do 			*******		 do after sex   
15 years to life   
   
Whats long and hard on a 			******		   
first grade   
   
whats the most disgusting thing you can find in a 			********		 clothes   
the 			******
what do ******* do after sex
15 years to life

Whats long and hard on a ******
first grade

whats the most disgusting thing you can find in a ******** clothes
the ******
#121 to #100 - mentosandcola (06/08/2014) [-]
What do you call a black guy hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime

What do you say when you see your tv floating in the middle of the night? Drop it ***** !

How do you get 10 Ethiopians into a phone booth? Roll a can of beans into it.
#1 - bboyman (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - skrewbacca (06/07/2014) [-]
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
User avatar #46 to #4 - whatasickname (06/08/2014) [-]
I think the second one would be: The US Government
User avatar #81 to #46 - Pein (06/08/2014) [-]
Still getting ******
User avatar #93 to #4 - trogdorrules (06/08/2014) [-]
A prison bunk bed
#41 - necroo (06/08/2014) [-]
Why don't ****** women make any noise during sex?
They were taught never to talk to strangers.
#39 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
ahhh Blazing saddles. 1974 was a fine year for Mel Brooks. Blazzing saddles AND Young Frankenstein.
User avatar #76 to #39 - gladiuss (06/08/2014) [-]
Those films demonstrate his genius.
#120 - tanders (06/08/2014) [-]
What does a black guy have that's longer than what a white guy's got and gets longer every time he touches a woman? A criminal record.
#112 - gustaviaable (06/08/2014) [-]
The blacks won this one by far since the bat one was 			*******		 retarded
The blacks won this one by far since the bat one was ******* retarded
#54 - corsairair (06/08/2014) [-]
1. White guy has the largest dick.

2. Why are blacks good at basketball? Because they can shoot, steal, and run.
User avatar #56 to #54 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
Although, the man with the largest dick's dick is only 13 inches long. Fun fact.
User avatar #58 to #56 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
"Only"
User avatar #60 to #58 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
Content said "What's white and 14 inches? Nothing!"

Just sayian that he's correct.
User avatar #61 to #60 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
comment 2 declares otherwise but I was just emphasizing "only" because he could knock someone out with that.
User avatar #63 to #61 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
He has gone on record that it has ruined his sex life, because it is so painful for the woman.
User avatar #64 to #63 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
I could imagine, I forget the exact number but most woman have less than 10 inches of wiggle room.
User avatar #65 to #64 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
roughly 8-1/2 or 9 inches I think. Not a lot until it hits their cervix.
#115 to #65 - thedudeintheshirt (06/08/2014) [-]
As a dude with a 6.5 incher, I've hit my girlfriend's cervix plenty of times. However, that isn't what I'd imagine the painful part. The dude's cock is probably the same circumference as a coke can.
User avatar #66 to #65 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
I wonder what the limitations on anal are?
User avatar #67 to #66 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
No clue. Most girls don't seem to like it though, so that should say something about it.
User avatar #68 to #67 - playerdous (06/08/2014) [-]
Probably cause they don't have prostates.
User avatar #69 to #68 - theavatarspupil (06/08/2014) [-]
Yup, most likely
#75 to #66 - gladiuss (06/08/2014) [-]

Well, if you get into the colon, you have a good 3-4 feet to work with.
#50 - mentosandcola (06/08/2014) [-]
What do you call a black man dating a white woman? 14 years to life
User avatar #92 to #50 - trogdorrules (06/08/2014) [-]
A travesty
#126 - Rascal (06/13/2014) [-]
Accidentally hit Shift + UP.... OP got a free thumb
User avatar #23 - puut (06/08/2014) [-]
Did you guys hear the joke about "No" and "Me neither"?
User avatar #25 to #23 - lazaman (06/08/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #27 to #25 - puut (06/08/2014) [-]
Oh good, how does it go?
User avatar #37 to #27 - sinonyx ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Did you hear the joke about "No" and "Me neither"?
User avatar #51 to #37 - puut (06/08/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #70 to #51 - vangoz (06/08/2014) [-]
Me neither
User avatar #8 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
How do you call two black guys in a sleeping bag? A Twix
How do you call two black guys with a boner in a sleeping bag? 20% more Twix
User avatar #10 to #8 - yunoavailable (06/07/2014) [-]
*what
*what
saying "how do you call" is incorrect.
User avatar #11 to #10 - gameless (06/07/2014) [-]
Literately translated them without thinking it over.
#13 to #10 - drtfgyhuj (06/07/2014) [-]
The answer is clearly "with words"
#26 to #8 - grimgrey (06/08/2014) [-]
What do call someone who don't have game telling jokes? gameless
#105 to #26 - gameless (06/08/2014) [-]
Damn that's cold.
#114 - blebergotswag (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #125 to #114 - mephistesulfurion (06/08/2014) [-]
So that's your gimmick now?
A Data-mosh of Obama?
You're getting old, man. It's time to retire...
#119 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
What's long, black, and smells like **** ? The unemployment line.
User avatar #62 - herculespower (06/08/2014) [-]
Whats faster than a ****** stealing a T.V.

His brother stealing the computer.

idk I tried
User avatar #80 to #62 - Pein (06/08/2014) [-]
If you don't mind I'll use this at my next family outing. I chuckled a bit at this.
User avatar #96 to #80 - alekksandar (06/08/2014) [-]
He doesn't mind, it's not his joke anyway.
#53 - ffinfinity (06/08/2014) [-]
I ******* love blazing saddles, that movie went hard. Kinda wish more movies didn't care about political correctness crap
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