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#1 - teranin ONLINE (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wow, that is awkward
User avatar #2 to #1 - howunexpected (10/10/2013) [-]
Considering the specific description of the picture above, I'm going to assume you posted this image because it resembles the description...
User avatar #9 - suitandtie (10/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
When I was a lot younger, my grandparents apartment burned down. My aunt and uncle still lived with them. They lost everything. This was about a week before Easter, if I remember correctly. The day after the fire, we were all standing there. Me and my parents standing there with my aunt and uncle and grandparents, just looking at the charred remains of the building. Then suddenly, my uncle blurts out, "well at least the ham's cooked".
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy (10/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I laugh whenever I'm in pain or when someone is trying to cause me harm.

Whenever my mom gets pissed at me and hits me I just burst out laughing and she gets 10x angrier.

I just can't wait till I get mugged one day and someone tries to kick the crap out of me and I'm just laughing the entire time
#27 - mamen (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My teacher once mentioned sex in class once.
#6 - ffinfinity (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ffinfinity rolled a random comment #24 posted by myshipsailedwoutme at 16-inch ** :
Because of the word "Venus", I accidentally read "pizza" as "penis".
how I explained my laughter
#51 - nylak (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I work for an animal shelter, and while we have a superbly low euthanasia rate for most of our animals, we also cater to our city's animal control. So I work as a vet tech when we get busy (usually I'm a dog evaluator), and one day we had a massive hoarder bust, and we got in HUNDREDS of cats, all of which had to be euthanized due to health issues, and most of them were kittens under 6 months old. If we'd had the space to hold them and there were no legal issues involved, at least half of them could have been rehabilitated and saved.

It took a couple hours to assess all the cats and kill each and every one, and I was working with one of the staff vets and another vet tech, and even though we were all euthanasia veterans it was emotionally depleting and terrible to kill just TONS of kittens, so the other tech finally broke down and at some point a joke was made, and she started playing with one of the dead kittens like a puppet and making it talk and dance around, and we all three COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

...Then we all got off work and went to the bar conveniently across the street and got drunk off our asses.
#13 - doombunni (10/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have this horrible habit of laughing in awkward situations or when I'm uncomfortable, and its not even a normal laugh, more of a manic giggling. Well, one of my friends died in a car wreck, and she had an open casket. When it was my turn to view the body, I was already nervous as hell (I get really uncomfortable at wakes) and when I saw her, this memory suddenly popped into my head of when we were all drunk together and she threw a pound of japanese leftovers into my roommates face. My manic giggling started, and I was politely asked to go outside by her very angry parents
#69 - scorchoeljohnny (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Whenever I'm in pain or discomfort I start laughing uncontrollably, when I was a teen a fell of my skateboard and hit the edge of a rock and it gave me a deep cut on my shin I went "AHHH" and then laughed like crazy. On the same day while I was getting stitches I giggled during the process. Same goes with anger people would threaten me with violence and I would just laugh they either got more aggravated or thought I was crazy. Lastly my friends hate taking me to scary movies and haunted houses, I laugh more at a horror film than a comedy and when is went to this one haunted house a zombie clown popped up and I pissed myself laughing
So yea I'm pretty much a real life joker
User avatar #12 - jackmanagan (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Listening to a blind guy talk about the dangers of drunk driving. like a 25 minute sob speech. at the end he said heres my mobile number, if you have any questions or concerns contact me. i blurted out "How the hell can you read a text message?" i realized i said it outloud and left the room. like 10 people were laughing.
User avatar #55 - samous (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Last year Grandpa died and he hated when kids kiss him, as a matter of respect I always kiss him in his front but he always refuse so I began joking and trying to kiss him there when he was alive. At fenural I was crying untill they asked me to kiss him in the front so I did, and whispered "got you now, bitch' Everyone was so confused.
User avatar #56 to #55 - dartharc (10/10/2013) [-]
Kiss him in the front?
#86 - annaisocoolike (10/10/2013) [-]
>be 17
>be at someone's burial who i don't really know
>Priest is saying his prayers and whathaveyou
>real quiet
>look up and notice something in the ladies hair in front of me
>its a pretzel
>no not a small stick one
>a big sourdough hard pretzel
> *************** .
>start to sweat
>laughter builds in me to where im borderline sputtering
>the fact that i cant laugh makes it all the more funny
>burst out laughing in the middle of the ******* burial
>people think im crying
>family looks at me confused but concerned
>turn around and make way for the car
I told my family about it afterwards and they thought it was funny as hell
#40 - doctorhue (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>quit porn
>quit porn
#10 - rosietheamazon (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**rosietheamazon rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at Humans are badass **

most inappropriate thing i've laughed at.
User avatar #77 - rieskimo (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got a whole funeral group to start laughing once, is that technically appropriate laughter?

The story's not that great but I'll share anyway.
My great-grandfather died, he was 92 and he just died of old age. He was German-American and a very quiet man overall. We were all at the wake and the guy who was MC'ing the thing opened up the podium for friends and family to share stories.

The guy just stood there for a good minute, waiting for anybody to approach. I felt terrible that nobody would go up and start talking, especially with my grandmother just looking around obviously waiting for somebody to share about her father(who she dearly loved). I love my grandma and I had a feeling people were just nervous to share, so I figured I'd try and break the ice.

I never knew a whole lot about my great-grandpa, we visited him for Thanksgivings and some family birthdays. But I did have some basic fond memories. So I approached the podium and was wracking my brain for ANYTHING to share. I figure "I'm just a kid, what they hell do I have to say that matters?". So I go with a basic story that's always stayed with me.

My great grandfather had this goldfish from before I was born, by the time I was about 7 or 8 the goldfish had grown to take up the size of the 20 gallon fish tank. My great grandpa would always crack jokes about the fish to us, that he'd feed it mice or random stuff. Odd sense of humor. When I was about 9 the fish was nowhere to be seen on a visit, and me and my cousins always made a point to look at the fish. When we asked my great grandpa what happened to the goldfish he bent down, grabbing his knees and told us "well, he just got so big I stuck him in the frying pan and ate him!". As a bunch of kids, we were crushed and absolutely thought he was serious.

I'm glad I shared that stupid little story with the funeral. After I got them all to lighten up a bit, people started coming up and sharing their stories and my grandma was put at ease.
Sorry for the read.
#60 - yosephiab (10/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
One time, my ex was sucking my dick and she was hurting me with his teeth. I said "Open your mouth, or it is too big?" she said, " is" we both then started laughing.
#61 to #60 - CaptainKBX ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
she was hurting you with HIS teeth? This woman had a man's teeth? What?
#7 - zombiedictator (10/10/2013) [-]
this is wonderful
this is wonderful
#94 - californikiedis (10/10/2013) [-]
Made a living getting rear-ended.    
Died getting rear-ended.
Made a living getting rear-ended.
Died getting rear-ended.

User avatar #41 - drunkasaurus (10/10/2013) [-]
My friend's dad used to be a congressman in the house of reps. They pretend to be Mormon because I guess that gets votes in their district. (I live in VA but he represents part of California) Anyways, apparently Mormons have this thing after death where husband and wife corpses get married because "until death do us part" means they've parted and must be joined again. He thought the whole thing was so ridiculous he literally could not stop laughing the first time he went to one of the services, and they asked him to leave until he could contain himself. His wife went out to check on him after about five minutes and he was still laughing.
User avatar #28 - ronvarone (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Most inappropriate thing I've laughed at?
Work at Sonic Drive in.
Normal day, ********* ordering way too much food. One family orders two combos and a 2 wacky packs (Kid's meal).
Ten minutes later, find out the wife had a miscarriage in the men's bathroom. (Women's was locked someone was in it.)
I look to my general manager. "Does she still want the wacky pack?"
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