Xenophobia?. ... or Anthropophobia?. h. ini' new stunts Milan universes so settim treat humans as a boring. dowel everyman species or even the mama and WEI spec Xenophobia? or Anthropophobia? h ini' new stunts Milan universes so settim treat humans as a boring dowel everyman species even the mama and WEI spec
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Xenophobia?. ... or Anthropophobia?. h. ini' new stunts Milan universes so settim treat humans as a boring. dowel everyman species or even the mama and WEI spec

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #5 - allstargiants
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Can someone give me a TL;DR version?
User avatar #13 to #5 - krasnogvardiech
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Humanity, **** Yeah.
User avatar #12 to #5 - kapane
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just read it you ****
#7 to #5 - darcabyss
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"Damn humans, you scary!"
#89 - htmm
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"Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places."
"Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places."
#127 to #89 - sonofthedeepsouth
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Have I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Citra is the one that made Vaas crazy
#14 - jaevel
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A collection of these kind of stories, for those who would like!
#122 to #14 - swedotcom
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Man, I love stories like theese! Thanks a bunch!
#157 to #14 - dereken
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/tg/ writes the best ****.
#126 to #14 - thesinful
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#193 to #14 - fourtitwo
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If anyone can give me the title of a novel that goes along these lines, I will ram a thumb so far up your rear, you'll be pissing green for weeks.
I now realise that sounds kinda weird... Imma just gonna post it anyways ^^b
#83 to #14 - personz
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#79 to #14 - personz
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I have a lot more if you want them.
#82 to #14 - personz
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#32 to #18 - kingofthenoobz
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its been a long time since i have read something that made me laugh so enjoy 5 thumbs
#33 to #32 - jaevel
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My pleasure!
My pleasure!
#65 to #18 - megpoidgumibear
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i'll keep an eye on you, and i'll love you more than a dog.
#96 - vpngtn
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#194 to #96 - fourtitwo
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I should have gone to bed an hour ago, I've just been sitting in my chair reading :3
I'm gonna be wasted tomorrow...
#1 - mudkipfucker
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#37 - lysham
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Ok guys.why Humanity Bad ass Dump
User avatar #148 to #37 - lesolan
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It took me so long to read them all, and I thank you so much for it. I think I fell in love~! <3
User avatar #107 to #37 - mattdoggy
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Thanks for posting these
i always love reading them
especially the zone of madness one
#95 to #37 - heshua
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I just spent about 2 hours reading all of this
#115 to #37 - quesocnkane
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oh my god this is cool.

I'm going to write this up in Word (Credit WILL be given) so I can just easily share this.

I might edit it slightly just to make it easier to read/more appealing.



I'll post a link to it in a few days if anyone is interested in this file.
#197 to #115 - lysham
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send me the link if u have done it   
 u better do it
send me the link if u have done it
u better do it
User avatar #176 to #115 - thekeeperofthumbs
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You do that.
#124 to #37 - urikhi
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#78 to #37 - lysham
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If u guys have something that i dont have pls share it
If u guys have something that i dont have pls share it
User avatar #90 to #78 - xxbutthurtxx
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Done reading all this stuff took me a while, thx for sharing.
#38 to #37 - lysham
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#53 to #52 - lysham
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#54 to #53 - lysham
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look at those purple lines
#55 to #54 - lysham
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such word
#56 to #55 - lysham
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wow
#57 to #56 - lysham
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User avatar #108 to #54 - sonicthefast
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You got sauce on this one?
User avatar #196 to #108 - lysham
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no sorry
#58 to #37 - lysham
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#62 to #61 - lysham
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there's some funny i think
#63 to #62 - lysham
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#69 to #68 - lysham
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i'm tired...
#70 to #69 - lysham
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i
#71 to #70 - lysham
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hope u guys enjoy
#72 to #71 - lysham
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do people even want to read all this?
#73 to #72 - lysham
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#74 to #73 - lysham
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#77 to #76 - lysham
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im done
#98 to #77 - danilawleit
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Nice read(s?). That was awesome.
User avatar #135 to #77 - horsefear
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That was pure gold.
User avatar #118 to #72 - satrenkotheone
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I have actually read almost all of the things posted here... twice.
User avatar #195 to #72 - treefox
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yes
User avatar #153 to #71 - dabronydude
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holy **** that is good
User avatar #149 to #63 - warzon
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I read that in zaeeds voice.
User avatar #134 to #58 - dabronydude
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this **** is amazing, we have countless stories of aliens being the best so
this is refreshing.
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User avatar #101 - whitie
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the entire mass effect series is an ego trip for humanity,

we're aggressive and expansionistic

we're the most overall usefull species ( by that i mean turians are 10/10 soldiers, asari are 10/10 biotics, salarians are 10/10 engineers, and humans are 8/10 in all 3 categories, not the best at any but the best overall)

we're innovative as **** (in the series all life in the galaxy uses medi gel, a human invention, as the standard for medicine less than 20 years after humans arrive on the galactic stage)

we're known to never give up under any circumstances

other species fear our immense power

we're the most genetically varied (which i find preposterous, brother and sister chimps have more genetic diversity than any two random humans, meaning the aliens would have to practically be clones) and therefore are the best test subjects

we have the galaxies 2nd best tactics and intelligence and the best diplomats

and finally our army is considered to be devastatingly efficient, it's considered to be able to stand toe to toe with turians in an all-out war, despite being described as a relatively small volunteer army with a low percentage of our population (3%) in active duty, the turian hierarchy requires all turian citizens serve actively in the military (100%) discounting children, the sick and the elderly it's a real percentage of (99.9%)
User avatar #106 to #101 - azumeow
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This is pretty true. Honestly, the ONLY reason Krogans didn't ********** humanity into submission on day one was because of the Genophage.

Also, as for the Salarians and Asari, their lifespans are their main advantages. Salarians burn twice as bright as humans (intellectually that is) but have as long, whereas Asari are nigh immortal compared to humans, meaning that an Asari raised by humans, or christ forbid Salairans, in the respective culture would be pretty much the most well-rounded monster the Galaxy ever saw. Just think about it: In the time that Asari are considered children, humans (and almost every OTHER species) live their whole lives. An asari child could easily rival Stephen Hawking, Tesla, Edison, and Einstein before they were considered an adult.

And Turians....they look cool, I guess.
#192 to #106 - fourtitwo
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If the human ingenuity is a racial trait more than a cultural one, than a salarian or an asari raised on earth, wouldn't necessarily be much different from one raised on their respective homeworlds. It might even hinder their progress, if they don't process information in the same way as we do. A great example would be a salarian. He could learn much, much more on his own, than he could from humans. Our culture might simply slow down his impressive cognitive abilities :b
#109 to #101 - rototornjik
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and then there is 40k.
User avatar #93 - kanatana
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"We poison our air and water to weed out the weak! We set off fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our God to a stick! Don't **** with the human race!"
#141 to #93 - istalir
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Not just fission bombs, but Fusion bombs, and we weren't sure that they wouldn't ignite our atmosphere when we did.
User avatar #144 to #141 - kanatana
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True. I think I remember reading somewhere that the full power of the original hydrogen bombs were something like ten times as destructive as the designers originally thought they would be.
#129 - chaosnazo
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Hell yes.
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Never thought about Avatar that way. Thumb for you.