Xeava Kiexpa Ysho Teytr

#1 - amuzen#294 on commentsRank#294

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Pretty sure it's cheating if you take your elbow off the table.

#2 to #1 - savedstuff#276 on contentRank#276 [OP]

+428

(11/22/2017)[-]

I'm pretty sure kissing your opponent is also cheating

#3 to #2 - amuzen#294 on commentsRank#294

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Doesn't seem like something that would come up in the rules.

#4 to #3 - savedstuff#276 on contentRank#276 [OP]

+191

(11/22/2017)[-]

You know there's always that one guy that they have to make the rule for...

#5 to #4 - captainprincess#249 on commentsRank#249

+125

(11/22/2017)[-]

That would be me
I am the guy

#90 to #5 - freedomfiend#416 on commentsRank#416

(11/23/2017)[-]

I thought Crocodile Dundee was Australian.

#103 to #90 - bloodyrush

(11/23/2017)[-]

nah mate, we traded him in for..... of ****, what does Finland have that's worth trading?

#60 to #5 - keltainenlumi

-3

(11/22/2017)[-]

Don't be a fag.

#7 to #3 - kyoutu

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(11/22/2017)[-]

You can't touch your opponent in any way other than holding their hand.
It's a pretty cute rule.

#55 to #7 - loganmadder#92 on commentsRank#92

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(11/22/2017)[-]

>Handholding

#43 to #3 - europe#201 on commentsRank#201

(11/22/2017)[-]

Nothing in the rules about touching your opponent's face?

#46 to #2 - protomanrulezz

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Its how my uncle always won

#47 to #46 - savedstuff#276 on contentRank#276 [OP]

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(11/22/2017)[-]

#49 to #2 - wisdomspider#281 on commentsRank#281

(11/22/2017)[-]

It's only cheating if she already was in a relationship with someone else.

#51 to #2 - beaglebagel

(11/22/2017)[-]

Not unless you get a boner

#32 to #1 - darkjustifier#255 on commentsRank#255

(11/22/2017)[-]

You didn't mention the 3 guys either, obviously the rules are flexible when you're up against a giant

#82 to #1 - jeveasy#101 on commentsRank#101

(11/23/2017)[-]

Only once you actually start pushing, otherwise someone would be disqualified if they need to adjust their arm beforehand.

#52 to #1 - spookswoo

-1

(11/22/2017)[-]

Pretty sure it's cheating if you take your elbow off the table.

#65 to #52 - amuzen#294 on commentsRank#294

(11/22/2017)[-]

Pretty sure...

#6 - kyoutu

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Sexual assault is not funny.

#77 to #6 - popcornqueen

(11/22/2017)[-]

She's his wife.

#21 to #6 - darddec

(11/22/2017)[-]

Doesn't matter; bad stuff happening to men will always be humorous, even if the same stuff happening to a female character would be considered heinous.

Seriously, I was just watching an episode of some kid's show and the whole episode was just making fun of F on M domestic violence.

#33 to #21 - merrrione

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(11/22/2017)[-]

You and kyoutou should chill the **** out, it's a small kiss in a cartoon. No one's getting raped.

#45 to #33 - darddec

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(11/22/2017)[-]

It's a double standard.

Either it's considered wrong no matter the gender or no one cares.

#67 to #45 - merrrione

(11/22/2017)[-]

Genders require some double standards, like how men are allowed to grow hair on their faces but women arent. Or how it's ****** up for men to wear high heels.
People have parts to play. Things only get messed up when you stray too far from the part you're assigned.
Also, read the social cues: the guy is clearly into her, and when she's done ******* with him, he smiles
Not an awkward "i should play along with this" smile, but one of genuine amusement.

But again, one more time, it's a cartoon.

#34 to #33 - kyoutu

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Kissing someone without consent is harassment.

#36 to #34 - merrrione

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Right, so is touching someone and calling em names, but you havent been bitching about that because it's not part of a group's ideology you feel the need to oppose to fill the dark gaping void in your miserable life
Lighten the **** up

#42 to #36 - kyoutu

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Touching someone inappropriately is sexual harassment. Not touching someone in general. It also depends on what you call them.

I have bitched about that... Literally just now... She kissed him which was inappropriate contact. Did you miss something?

#68 to #42 - savedstuff#276 on contentRank#276 [OP]

(11/22/2017)[-]

>>#53, >>#33, Y'all would enjoy the funny pictures more if you would stop applying logic and politics to them. No one's attacking you, you're fine.

#104 to #68 - kyoutu

(11/23/2017)[-]

This picture isn't funny. Unless you find sexual harassment funny.

#107 to #104 - savedstuff#276 on contentRank#276 [OP]

(11/23/2017)[-]

Maybe I do

#53 to #21 - dummerbaztard

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Holy ****, this is literally the same level of "triggered" that the crazy feminazis on Tumblr show.
A lot of users here have officially become just as bad as those.

#71 to #53 - nyiagh

(11/22/2017)[-]

It's like that for a few months now.

It is *literally* tumblr talk, just the other way around. I don't get how it got this far

#70 to #21 - nyiagh

(11/22/2017)[-]

I didn't know that we're tumblr now.

It's a kiss in a cartoon. A ******* cartoon.

There's no bad things happening, it's a cute kiss to show that a woman no matter how weak is able to "break" a man with only such little effort, even if he's as strong as a mountain

Y'all need to relax and stop being the next tumblrinas

#72 to #6 - nyiagh

(11/22/2017)[-]

This ain't tumblr buddy.

#101 to #6 - anonykun

(11/23/2017)[-]

**anonykun used "*roll picture*"**
**anonykun rolled image**i wish i was sexually assaulted like that

#97 to #6 - saltyfries

(11/23/2017)[-]

that dog looks like my Gracie I miss her so much T_T, gone for a year and a half

#8 - amf

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(11/22/2017)[-]

That's actually brilliant. Love how expressionate the animation is

#19 - acksl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA?

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?

#26 - wellversedidiot

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(11/22/2017)[-]

I watched this VHS more than any other that I owned. James Earl Jones helped make my childhood great

#66 - shekelhouse#241 on commentsRank#241

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Jesus Christ, I remember being shown this film in 2nd Grade.

Ever since then, I've always hated trains.
******* locomotive pieces a' **** killed the original MC Hammer.

inb4 john henry dindu nuffin
inb4 we wuz railroad workers n sheeiiit

#10 - sirstrongman#361 on commentsRank#361

(11/22/2017)[-]

what is this from?

#15 to #10 - galaxyguy

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Sorry, wrong link.
It's from John Henry (2000)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0219105/

It's about John Henry, the Steel-Driving Man

#30 to #15 - sirstrongman#361 on commentsRank#361

(11/22/2017)[-]

thanks

#62 to #15 - venegal

(11/22/2017)[-]

The film “John Henry” is about John Henry?!
This...this changes everything!

#63 to #62 - galaxyguy

(11/22/2017)[-]

Nah, it ain't 'bout John Henry. It's 'bout John Henry the Steel-Drivin' Man.

Lotsa John Henries around. But only one John Henry the Steel-Drivin' Man

#80 to #63 - denonymous

(11/22/2017)[-]

are the lyrics really steel drivin man, ****, i thought it was, John Henry he's a mighty man

#81 to #80 - galaxyguy

(11/22/2017)[-]

There's probably one or more songs that mention that he's a mighty man, too.

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#12 - heathderheathder

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(11/22/2017)[-]

He only lost the last one because he used his left arm, man won't be distracted by some THOT.

#18 to #12 - mastercolossus

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(11/22/2017)[-]

not a thot. she was pure wifey material.

#84 to #18 - heavenwave#432 on commentsRank#432

(11/23/2017)[-]

All females are thots

#85 to #84 - mastercolossus

(11/23/2017)[-]

the thumbs seem to disagree.

#86 to #85 - heavenwave#432 on commentsRank#432

(11/23/2017)[-]

The thumbs are either thots themselves or have been in a thot

#87 to #86 - mastercolossus

(11/23/2017)[-]

**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**you were in a thot too.
your mum.

#88 to #87 - heavenwave#432 on commentsRank#432

(11/23/2017)[-]

I don't have a mum

#91 to #88 - mastercolossus

(11/23/2017)[-]

**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**false.

#93 to #91 - heavenwave#432 on commentsRank#432

(11/23/2017)[-]

Factz 🅱

#39 - exceeding#472 on commentsRank#472

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(11/22/2017)[-]

if you can't beat them, **** 'em

#14 - opsdad

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(11/22/2017)[-]

www.walunderground.com/rules
www.armpullers.com/rules.htm

While kissing seem to be OK lifting your elbow aint. She lost.

#83 to #14 - jeveasy#101 on commentsRank#101

(11/23/2017)[-]

The match doesn't actually start until someone says go or they start pushing otherwise someone could be disqualified before the start of the match if they reach for their opponent's hand, and realized they needed to adjust their arm.