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Wow, Nature's many marvel's. No credit to myself. Just noticed it surfing the waves over at quickmeme.com. Just wanted to share because this is such a great pos

No credit to myself. Just noticed it surfing the waves over at quickmeme.com. Just wanted to share because this is such a great post. If this was posted already here, I apologize for reposting, just really enjoyed this.

Fa With a
Deadly Predator
her head ", grizzly ',
She took my whole_ ,
mouth and did these ' : , -' then the
most amazing ' u
can
She went off and got me a live penguin, and she
a_ rne up and started to feed me a penguin.
fl, ti' i, these live penguins go, 'a' ' the
aii, i' miimii, itoi, ? ) do by me. She did this over
And then I think she realized that this
useless predator in her or%' iitt, ganna
starve to death, and I think srius' ' itim: Shiite
panicked.
She started to bring me weak penguins, then
dead penguins, then she showed me how to
eat the penguins. She would offer me partially
consumed penguins.
She started to take penguins and actually push
them into my camera. I think she thought the
camera was my mouth, which is every
photographers dream. This went on for four days.
potentially vicious animal, to have :, r, ii, i: ,
this top predator in Antarctica, ,
and nuture me, and feed me for four [ imt.
it waslike most incredible eam" ..
Eeis a National Geography' E' Eia: otogi_ he
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User avatar #2 - sqrbt
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and on the 5th day, she got fed up with him being an useless cunt and killed him
#29 to #2 - nonanonnon
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and then ate the body.
User avatar #58 to #2 - realreality
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and on the seventh day he(The seal) created the heavens and the earth and on the seventh he had some salmon, it was okay.
#62 to #2 - anon id: fe2f3b9e
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an useless.

a useless.

I'm done here.
#3 to #2 - misterkuma [OP]
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I kid, I wuves you
#69 to #3 - jakols
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#84 to #69 - misterkuma [OP]
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User avatar #9 - dazartimm
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Am I the only one wondering how its even possible for a human to swim in Antarctica for more than like 20 seconds?
User avatar #24 to #9 - stoicnick
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magic
#39 to #9 - wonderdash
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#27 to #9 - worried
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dry suits.... keeps all the water out and they have an insulating undergarment that keeps you toasty
User avatar #31 to #27 - sirrelevant
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^this.
Those things are awesome, I dive once every few months and I'd kill for one of those. You can basically wear whatever the hell you want underneath it.
#47 to #31 - worried
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then after a few uses it freaking turns into a dampsuit if your lucky... if your not, it turns into a wetsuit
User avatar #67 to #47 - sirrelevant
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Not if you treat it properly.
#71 to #67 - worried
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yea, you might get a few more uses if you take care of it properly... but you gotta remember, this thing is spending hours in saltwater, going through constant pressure changes, going through constant temperature changes, expanding, contracting... it takes a toll on it especially along the seams and zippers (which, unfortunately is really expensive) but the plus side is that my wasp knife is ******* kickass and i get to bring it out whenever i go diving (although ive only used it once on anything life or death and a lot more watermelons i care to say)
User avatar #72 to #71 - sirrelevant
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That's why you rinse it once you are done diving, I have several people at the diving club who have been using their drysuit for a few years now.
#75 to #72 - worried
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i usually do.... but i only bring it out on special occasions now, i much prefer a wetsuit even though it limits my choices to tropical waters... but whatever, i work for delta and i could fly for practically free (to put it in perspective, i pay a little under $40 to fly to japan.... first class) so i get to indulge in as much tropical dives as i please
User avatar #76 to #75 - sirrelevant
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Well, shorty > drysuit any time of the day if the temperature allows it.
#77 to #76 - worried
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but cold-water dives are so pretty!!!!
User avatar #78 to #77 - sirrelevant
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Well, the only ''cold-water dives'' I've done are here in the Netherlands, and to be honest, they're quite muddy.
#80 to #78 - worried
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need to know where to go... my favorite dives where in arabia, isla guadalupe and silfa crack..... english channel and scotland has some really surprising sites too... but eventually i wanna do the titanic site but i really wanna have a few doe in my belt before taking it on
User avatar #81 to #80 - sirrelevant
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And you gotta hurry before it's gone.
User avatar #11 to #9 - subjectesixseven
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special suits and insulating cream that works a bit like a hot-hand.

then again, the last time I made an educated guess on a topic ive been wrong, so dont trust me, it could be sacrificial blood magic and astronauts for all I know.
User avatar #65 to #11 - koshmiester
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nah that pretty well covers it
User avatar #26 to #11 - dazartimm
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Ah, I suppose that makes sense. Must still be pretty ******* cold though.
#21 - allennis
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DOES SOMEONE WANNA EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU SHOVE A PENGUIN INTO A CAMERA?!
User avatar #50 to #21 - robotvoice
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i bet the seal was asking the same thing.
User avatar #52 to #21 - pipeworks
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With care, and precision.
User avatar #54 to #21 - neoexdeath
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Ever had Anal? That, basically, with more feathers (Or slightly less depending on your preferences)
#25 to #21 - misterkuma [OP]
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I did some research on the matter. The results may shock you.
User avatar #33 to #21 - Thundergod
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Well, it's very simple, really. You take the penguin, and propel it beak-first(so you can shatter the lens, of course) into the camera. With enough force, you should be able to shove at least part, if not all of, the penguin into the camera. Results may vary depending on willingness to go through with it on the bird's part.
#34 to #33 - allennis
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Holy ****, I love you.
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick
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Magic bananas.
#1 - ragdollomg
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thank you for the post, op (even if it  is a repost, it made me have those feels and that's why i love you.)    
   
brill story, 11/10 would read again.
thank you for the post, op (even if it is a repost, it made me have those feels and that's why i love you.)

brill story, 11/10 would read again.
#32 to #1 - NachozRLife
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Brill story.
#4 to #1 - misterkuma [OP]
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Yeah, I really enjoyed this and wanted to share
#38 - swagloon
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That's cute... until you remember all the dead penguins being shoved into the camera.
That's cute... until you remember all the dead penguins being shoved into the camera.
User avatar #41 to #38 - trolljunkusa
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Penguins are ******* obnoxious. If you've ever been around them, you'll realize that all they do is **** and eat.
User avatar #42 to #41 - swagloon
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Sounds like most the people I know.
User avatar #44 to #42 - theblondefetus
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Hey, I sleep sometimes too.
User avatar #45 - hardongo
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she's like EAT YO FOOD DAMN IT
#46 to #45 - theblondefetus
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God damn, this dumb mother ****** again. How are you even alive. You show up at my doorstep looking starved as ****, so I try to be a good seal and feed you, but **** no. You just float there and stare at me with that one big-ass shiny eye like you don't know what the **** a penguin is.

Seriously, are you ******* brain dead. Maybe I need to feed you to the penguins.
#53 to #46 - neoexdeath
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#59 to #53 - hardongo
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Comment Picture
#8 - superskiier
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I actually met this guy!! He's a national geographic photographer that loves Vancouver Island (where I live) and got a chance to talk to him the day after I saw this post, it was unreal! (he came to the university I study at!)

He said he felt bad for the penguins...and damn near shat himself
User avatar #7 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Wait, you had dry mouth? All you had to do was open your mouth, dude.
User avatar #12 to #7 - konradkurze
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do you even know about salt water
#48 - captainwow
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User avatar #56 to #48 - zecaida
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that looks amazing actually
User avatar #49 to #48 - theblondefetus
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so kind, caring, and gentle
#63 to #48 - yuukoku
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Gore thread.
#64 to #48 - wolfzro
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DEAR GOD.
DEAR GOD.
#51 - neoexdeath
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Well, its better then getting up close and personal with the Pacific Jumping Gay Walrus. (You might note the distinct lack of tusks, which evolution has removed to allow for easier fellatio.)
User avatar #55 to #51 - jonboehner
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well.....