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Worth the read. I don't ever want to feeeeeeel like I did that day. iat, if you mixed Mercury, Aluminum phosphor Amongus sulfate, and Formaldehyde with VIRUSES,

I don't ever want to feeeeeeel like I did that day

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iat,
if you mixed
Mercury,
Aluminum phosphor
Amongus sulfate, and
Formaldehyde with VIRUSES,
then got a syringe
and it% ACTED it into your child
you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL
for child endangerment and abuse
Then WHY is it legal for doctor
to do it? and WHY would you let
them?
Educate yourself
Vaccines
ore:
EDD rt) i C
You are the worst person.
You can be a vegan and whine at people. thats
hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take
vaccines, you' re endangering public health.
If YOU mi; -red mercury. aluminium phosphate,
ammonium sulfate. formaldehyde and viruses and
injected it into someone, you' d kill someone
because you have no pharmacological experience.
If someone in a lab anixety those together, they know
how they work, they have medically assessed and
peer reviewed evidence and strict guidelines to
follow to create a safe and effective product- Why is
it legal? Because they know what they' re doing and
know how to spell "phosphate" and "ammonium".
Why don' t YOU educate yourself instead of
subscribing to the notion that all scientists are evil
and want to poison you are your natural, vegan
lifestyle. I say this as a fucking
you are single handedly responsible for the
skyrocketing resurgence of deaths caused by Te,
measles and the worrying prospect of smallpox
returning.
Let' s break this one down and give you some
education.
no Mercury is an element in the compound
which was part of many vaccines.
It has been claimed with NO tangible
evidence other than a
correlation that cause autism.
This has been investigated thoroughly and
no causal link has been found.
Aluminium phosphate is an aluminium salt
which is useto as an adjutant in vaccines. An
adjutant is a compound which causes an
immune response to be higher and stronger,
so that the immune system comes into
contact with the attenuated virus more. so
that it can recognise the antigens of the virus
and provide immunity. They are a necessary
part of the vaccine if you want it to work well.
Ammonium sulfate is used in the process of
purifying the proteins in the synthesis of a
vaccine. It is also found in bread and flour, so
you' d better learn to enjoy rice if you want to
Formaldehyde is used in the treatment and
purification of vaccines and stops
contamination. Most of this is removed before
the vaccines is shipped, although some
remains-
In my personal and scientifically backed opinion,
the war against disease is a hundred fold more
important than the mumbled) war against vaccines.
Do you want your child to die a slow. painful.
agonising death’? If not then shut the fuck up with
your so called "facts" you got from Yahoo Answers
and get your kid vaccinated.
I am going to sound derogatory. but if you don' t
have murial education in at least biology. you have
no role to talk about the way vaccines should be
done- You have no idea of the actual function and
mechanism in which they work, and you have is a
vague knowledge that mercury used to make
people mad, is used in embalming
and that ammonium sulfate and aluminium
phosphate sound scary.
Vaccinate your kids if you want them to live. End of.
If you don' t then you clearly don' t love your kids
and would prefer to see them die of completely
preventable diseases.
This has been a rage filled alcohol induced
response from a scientist.
lerroy Milli HIKE TI! HQ:
bookmaking this to post on Facebook later
Yeah. no. The diseases we vaccinate against are horrible and
can be fatal. Not just tor your child that you refuse to vaccinate
but vulnerable chilldren who can' t be ' or
have compromised immune systems. Don' t be an asshat.
Vaccinate your kids-
Reblogging tor science! The best education comes from learning from
someone who knows what they' re talking about.
AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - nwbballplayer
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User avatar #33 to #8 - bobthedilder
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Is that actually a remedy?
#53 to #33 - anon id: 3511963f
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yes, but it gives you autism
User avatar #225 to #53 - baaltomekk
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At last! All that damn vaccines didn't work at all!
#40 to #33 - anon id: c8d42a3b
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Nah
#96 to #8 - imnotkickthecat
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That was the last thing I expected as top comment.
User avatar #98 to #96 - nwbballplayer
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Got that right. I still don't know how it's gotten thumbs.
User avatar #43 - Crusader
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I agree vaccines don't cause autism.

But I am wary of putting any heavy metals into my body.
#91 to #43 - Silverboss
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jesus christ, my mom's convinced that vaccines gave my older brother autism, so she refused to have me vaccinated as a child
User avatar #147 to #91 - yusay
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You need to get those, man.
User avatar #148 to #147 - Silverboss
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I'm only 17 and I dont have health care. Besides, wouldnt it be dangerous to have them this late?
User avatar #150 to #148 - yusay
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Nah, you have to get new ones every decade or so anyway because of mutations. You can check on the CDC site.

As for not having health care, I'm honestly not sure how that would work out. You might want to speak with a doctor at a clinic on that. Considering the whole outbreak issue you could probably get them.
#151 to #148 - drinpa
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You should probably at least get a TDAP shot, which you can get at your local pharmacy. If you can't afford a doctor, just head into a Walgreens (Where I work as a tech, or a CVS or Rite Aid or anything), and talk to the pharmacist, and just explain you've never had immunizations and what they'd recommend. They may tell you to see a doctor, but it doesn't cost anything to ask. From what I understand we're supposed to charge to recommend travel vaccines, but I've never seen my pharmacist do that, but that may vary. It won't hurt to ask, and TDAP isn't super expensive.
User avatar #208 to #148 - psydoc
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You should probably get an antibody titer, then go from there.
#153 to #148 - drinpa
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As an aside though I just remembered you said you're 17, you'll have to have a parent or guardian there to sign your paperwork before the pharmacist can administer anything, unless the laws in your state are different.
#140 to #43 - anon id: a8712971
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do you eat seafood? All seafood have Mercury in it.
User avatar #226 to #43 - iamcraig
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I'm prescribing you a dose of Mastodon every morning, Megadeth with lunch, and some Dethklok before bed
#265 to #43 - brenton
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You do know that without iron, your red blood cells wouldn't be able to carry oxygen throughout the rest of your body, right? You don't inject pure mercury. It's hidden within a compound that shields against the harsh effects a purely elemental form of heavy metals would cause.

This is the structure of thiomersal, the chemical used to safely deliver mercury (Hg). Mercury only naturally wants to create 2 bonds, and since it's stuck between a sulfur and an ethyl group, it's really not going to affect anything.
#346 to #265 - Elemental
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A GIFT MORTAL
User avatar #347 to #346 - brenton
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Holy ****. How many angry science threads do you get mentioned in every day?
#348 to #347 - Elemental
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NEXT TO NONE MORTAL... POKEFAGS AND AVATARDS SUMMON ME DAILY
User avatar #349 to #348 - brenton
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That's slightly disappointing, but your caps-locked emboldened enthusiasm makes up for the letdown a little.
#351 to #349 - Elemental
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PUNY MORTALS, COME FORTH FOR I HAVE A STORY.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN AS MORTAL AS YOU, SIMPLE IN HIS VICES AND AMUSEMENT. HE SPENT HIS DAYS IN THESE LANDS, NEAR ANONYMOUS AS HE BLUED WITH AGE.
ONE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CREATOR SAW FIT TO CHANGE HIS DIVINE CREATION OF THESE LANDS, AND SO HE IMPLEMENTED SUMMONING.
THAT SIMPLE MORTAL MAN BEGAN HEARING WHISPERS, CALLING HIM FORTH. AT FIRST HE IGNORED THEM, GOING ABOUT HIS DAY AS ANY OTHER, VISITING THE MOST SACRED CORNER OF THIS LAND: ****.
AS THE MORTAL ATTEMPTED TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE GODDESSES WITH AN OFFERING OF MILK, THE WHISPERS CALLED FORTH IN NUMBERS AND STRENGTH. HE WAS TRANSPORTED FROM BOSOMS TO BLASPHEMY OF WHETHER POISON ATTACKS ARE BETTER THAN ELEMENTAL ONES AND TALKS OF THE GREAT SHINIES.
AFTER FORTNIGHT AFTER FORTNIGHT THESE WHISPERS DROVE THE MORTAL INSANE. HIS BODY PULLED IN EVERY DIRECTION BY THE WHISPERING WINDS UNTIL THE TENSION PROVED TOO MUCH AND HIS MORTAL VESSEL SHATTERED.

BUT THE GODDESSES WHOM THE MORTAL SO OFTEN PAID HOMAGE TO TOOK PITY ON HIM, AND THUS LIFTED THE MORTAL'S TATTERED SOUL. AS I AM FOREVER IN DEBT TO THEM I RESPOND TO THE WHISPERS THAT CARRIED ME TO MY PARADISE, SOMETIMES BRINGING GIFTS AND TO OTHERS MY WRAITH.
#397 to #351 - hiddeninhat
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hello again your elementalness! remember me? It's me the bard who vowed to portray your glory! although for now I haven't even started my comic, been feeling a little apathic ever since I came to the city...

do you have any tips on how to procceed with art, eternal?
#398 to #397 - Elemental
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SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DO IT. DO NOT PUT IT OFF TO TOMORROW, THREE HOURS, NOR FIVE MINUTES. PLACE THAT PENCIL IN YOUR HAND AND CREATE.
SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DO IT. DO NOT PUT IT OFF TO TOMORROW, THREE HOURS, NOR FIVE MINUTES. PLACE THAT PENCIL IN YOUR HAND AND CREATE.
User avatar #399 to #398 - hiddeninhat
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0 o0. YES YOUR ELEMENTALNESS!!!! GOING ON IT, NOT GONNA COME BACK TILL THEN!

SEE YA!
#400 to #399 - Elemental
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GOOD MY MINION. GO FOR AND ERECT AWESOME.
#401 to #400 - hiddeninhat
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Um, hello again! I... I finally finished the page! I know I spent about two months on this and I don't know if you remember anymore, but. I had to find missing materials and a working scanner and other stuff but it's done now!

And I wanted to thank you, eternal, because even though I had the idea in my mind and I wasn't sure if it was the right one or if it even mattered anymore, if you didn't encouraged me back then, I probably wouldn't have even started by now! And boy, am I glad I did.

So... anyways. Thank you. I hope this comic and the following series will please you, elemental, and I promise to keep working on it and even more!

(...also, for the record. This comic and the rest of the series will be posted here and not in any other place: a-doubleh-x.deviantart.com/)

Ahem. See ya!
#402 to #401 - Elemental
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GOOD MY MINION, THIS PLEASES ME. DO NOT FALTER IN YOUR FAITH, I REMEMBER ALL.
User avatar #403 to #402 - hiddeninhat
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wow, I'm really glad then! by the by, this page was uploaded on deviantart today. page two is on the way!

I must leave now because my computer works rather bad lately. I'm impatient to see what you'll think when the comic's finished! woohoo!
User avatar #353 to #351 - brenton
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Okay, I admire the creativity, but this is getting too weird. I'm out.
#354 to #353 - Elemental
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User avatar #304 to #265 - Crusader
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I understand that, not to mention Iron isn't considered a heavy metal, just like things like magnesium, calcium, etc aren't.
User avatar #310 to #43 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
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Like iron? Manganese? Those are 'heavy metals', but they are also necessary for normal bodily functions. You can't draw the line at heavy metals; that's an undefined group that could easily include most elements on the table.

What you probably meant was toxic metals, like lead, mercury or even tungsten (which is beneficial in some cases). But if you say that you're "wary of injecting toxic metals into your body" you won't sound nearly as edgy, would you?
User avatar #45 to #43 - churrundo
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are you wary of getting TB?
User avatar #47 to #45 - Crusader
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Yes. I understand the need for it.
It doesn't mean I don't worry about it though.

It's like going in for surgery, you understand the need, but that doesn't mean you aren't a little freaked out by it.
User avatar #64 to #47 - zoowatcher
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Tuna fish sandwich has 5-10 times more mercury than vaccines that contain any mercury beware
User avatar #218 to #64 - biggydy
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**** i've been eating Tuna with rice like 3 times a week for almost 2 months.
User avatar #65 to #64 - Crusader
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I don't eat tuna
I don't eat any processed fish

Hell, I rarely eat fish that I don't catch myself.
#68 to #65 - lozarus
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The mercury in tuna comes from the diet of the fish. Even if you catch the fish yourself, it still has mercury.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Crusader
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The river bass that I catch are pretty low on the food chain, so I don't think I need to worry to much
User avatar #109 to #69 - srskate
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His point was that no one has to worry, really. Even if your bass have high mercury levels, you should be fine.
#311 to #43 - anonymoose
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Relax, just let the heavy metal flow through you. Let it happen.
#136 to #43 - DrollHumor
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Iron is a heavy metal, and you get that from eating cereal.
Cobalt, copper, manganese, molybdenum, and zinc are also heavy metals that you eat in small amounts because it's necessary to live healthily.

It's pretty much like everything else we put into our bodies; some is good, too much is bad.
User avatar #46 to #43 - secondlawprevails
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I inject lots of heavy metals into my body. Via the ears.
#62 to #46 - daemascus
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User avatar #207 to #62 - viperish
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dafuq
User avatar #116 to #46 - charagrin
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I take a double shot of Mastadon and Dio every day, just to be safe.
#118 to #116 - metalbeasteg
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POMEGRANATE TIGER - **Entities** (Full Album)

Take this, I think you'll enjoy it.
#160 to #118 - guitarmanforever
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User avatar #335 to #160 - metalbeasteg
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I see Dio, Dimebag, Paul Grey, The Rev, Good Ol' Freddie and Cliff Burton, but I'm having a bit of difficulty recognizing the other few. Mind helping me out?
User avatar #350 to #335 - guitarmanforever
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I think it's Dio, Cliff, Dimebag, The Rev, Freddie, I think Randy Rhodes, Kurt Cobain are there as well, I don't know who the other blonde one is, and I think the singer behind Paul may be the guy from like Alice in Chains or something, but I'm not sure about that one.
User avatar #356 to #350 - metalbeasteg
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Found him. Peter Steele, of Type O Negative.
User avatar #355 to #350 - metalbeasteg
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The other blonde one in the back is Cliff Burton, and you're right about Layne Staley being behind Paul. Kurt and Randy also make sense, but I'm curious about who the bass player with the chain strap is... I'll have to look it up.
#358 to #355 - guitarmanforever
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Oh I see it now, I was just thinking "Oh bass player with long hair, It's cliff!" but that makes more sense. I thought this would be relevant as well.
User avatar #361 to #358 - metalbeasteg
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Very relevant. Buncha cool ******* right there.
User avatar #366 to #361 - guitarmanforever
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Indeed, All except for Andy Biersack. He just pisses me off.
User avatar #367 to #366 - metalbeasteg
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Can't say I know who he is, so I guess that's probably a good thing.
User avatar #370 to #367 - guitarmanforever
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Haha he's the asshole from Black Veil Brides, the one right next to M. Shadows and above Nikki Sixx.
User avatar #371 to #370 - metalbeasteg
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Ahhh, I gotcha. I gotta say, BVB are some pretty talented dudes. I'm not into their scene, nor their style of music, but I can't honestly say that they're not good at what they do. I've gotta respect them for their ability at the very least.

Rage at me if you must. I'll accept any any and all red thumbs.
User avatar #372 to #371 - guitarmanforever
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Oh I agree, I don't think their music deserves the hate it gets, but the people in the band are what piss me off. Some of their songs are actually pretty sick.
User avatar #373 to #372 - metalbeasteg
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An absolutely fair opinion that can be reused with even some of the greats.

See: Axl ******* Rose.
User avatar #374 to #373 - guitarmanforever
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I don't think I've ever agreed this much with someone until now I swear.
User avatar #375 to #374 - metalbeasteg
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Seriously. Kindred spirits, my friend. You're probably the first person I've ever met on Funnyjunk that I've had an actual conversation with that didn't involve insults and needless berating.

Out of curiosity, are you a musician yourself or simply a music enthusiast?
User avatar #376 to #375 - guitarmanforever
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The amount of Funnyjunkers that fight is ridiculous. And I am a musician, I've been playing guitar for over 10 years now, drums for close to 3, and bass for around 5, and then a little bit of piano here and there. Music is my passion and I've just never put it down. How about yourself?
User avatar #377 to #376 - metalbeasteg
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I am as well. Drums for about 8-9 years, choral singing for about 4 and I just recently started learning to play piano a few months ago. I absolutely love it. I carry around a drum pad and a set of marching sticks, set sticks and brushes around in my backpack so I can just find a random corner of campus and practice between classes.
User avatar #378 to #377 - guitarmanforever
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Haha that's always the best way to practice, I used to carry drumsticks everywhere, but I would just drum on people and tables instead.
#213 to #46 - Kairyuka
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Me too
Me too
User avatar #155 to #46 - greedtheavaricious
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Amon Amarth - "The Pursuit of Vikings" Metal Blade Records

Yes.
User avatar #149 to #46 - imaschizo
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I try to get my Lamb of God and Pantera injections hourly
User avatar #236 to #46 - rippercrust
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I hafto take a dose of saint vitus every morning and night
User avatar #209 to #46 - psydoc
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Be careful, too much at once can damage your hearing.
#42 - cartoonbacon
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cartoonbacon...
#280 to #51 - solrosen
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User avatar #2 - friendlyanon
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I wasn't aware this anti-vaccine ******** was so extended... People are terrifying sometimes.
User avatar #3 to #2 - longdongofhongkong
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found the vegan
User avatar #4 to #3 - friendlyanon
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lol no, i don't like vegetables

Welll, not totally true, i tolerate tomato and lettuce on my burger, but nothing more.
#22 to #4 - phoenixactual
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Eww, the green things are touching the white stuff
#9 to #4 - hsshgysfrsyrf
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I like Peas, tomato and brocolli.
(I somtimes eat Sallad and/or corn depending on whats served with it.)
User avatar #13 to #9 - bluesmae
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How do you remember your name?
User avatar #5 to #4 - longdongofhongkong
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woah hold on their charles dickens i didnt ask for a novel
#6 to #5 - friendlyanon
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User avatar #7 to #6 - longdongofhongkong
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inb4
User avatar #23 to #2 - friendlyanon
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Guise, he was just joking, don't thumb him down anymore, please o_O
User avatar #137 to #2 - longdongofhongkong
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hahaha >wasnt aware of anti vaccine ******** being so extended


what did i expect from funnyjunk, jesus
#38 to #2 - habanaro
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My boyfriend's brother is so into this **** that it's a little scary. Anti-medicine in general, because it's all just corporations trying to make money. While I do believe that doctors are very quick to prescribe harsh medications, I also dont think that everything is killing you.
He also won't drink fluorinated water because it makes it easier for you to be controlled.
It's hard to talk to him sometimes.
#127 to #38 - friendlyanon
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Fluorinated water makes you easily controled...? Well, that's... New, to say something...

It's true, to a point, that the pharmacological industry, and all the medic world in general, is nowadays more focused in making money than in really caring about health (World Health Organization ****** up pretty good with all that scam about some time ago, creating unnecessary panic about a kind of influenza just to sell more vaccines, *sigh*).

But that's all. There is no evil mastermind trying to slave us through secret drugs. Fear and missinformation are way cheaper and simpler.

Well, just try not speaking with him much, for the sake of both 3 of you
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Doctors may be quick to prescribe, but most states in the United States have a system in place where a Pharmacist can review the medications you're taking, call the doctor and question anything unnecessary, and request changes be made to the doctor's choice in medicine right there over the phone. Pharmacists actually do this whole review and check for adverse interactions process for every prescription that comes in, which is why when everyone asks us "Why does it take half an hour to fill a prescription? Aren't you just counting pills back there?" we get kinda frustrated (but never show it). I'm currently a PharmD student/intern. A very small portion of our 4-year curriculum is actually about drugs. The rest of the time is filled with how to detect anomalies, deal with patients, administer vaccines, and council patients on their specific disease situation and what is being done to help them medically. Also, we're taught to try and administer healthcare using the fewest and most mild drugs possible to get the best outcome possible, because we aren't paid based on the number of meds we dispense. We gain nothing by pushing pills and looking the other way when an MD is prescribing too many.

tl;dr
Over prescribing does exist, but pharmacists do their best to stop it from happening once the patient reaches their stage in the healthcare system.
User avatar #18 - jokerja
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<Nickname is wonderbraforyourdck
<Scientist

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#44 to #18 - anon id: 97341908
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Is that supposed to be greentext?
User avatar #102 to #18 - lordlolland
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Considering a certain American politician ,who's last name correlated with what he publicised pictures of, called him self "Carlos Danger" online, I think wonderbraforyourdck could easily be a scientist.
User avatar #28 - komandantmirkoo
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told level:


[ ] Not Told
[X] Told
[X] Really Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4Told.com
[X] No Country for Told Men
[X] Knights of the Told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
User avatar #82 to #28 - froghole
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i wish i could give you more thumbs.
#313 to #28 - sourpotato
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****, I lost it at Oblivious....
User avatar #368 to #28 - subadanus
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[ ] not told
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[ ] told like the fist of the north star
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[ ] toldeneye 64
[ ] the 40 year told virgin
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[ ] cure for the common told
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#263 to #28 - fitta
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#301 to #28 - luckyxiii
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TOLDASAURUS REX
#305 to #28 - subadanus
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Battletolds
User avatar #177 to #28 - scorpiom
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[x] Told Wars: Return of the Told
#92 - TehFunnyMan
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If everyone could form such comprehensive arguments/sentences while drunk, the world would be such a better place.
If everyone could form such comprehensive arguments/sentences while drunk, the world would be such a better place.
User avatar #110 to #92 - mitchr
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Well, unrelated, but I can rant pretty eloquently.
Not quite the same though.
It makes for a great way to write English papers at the last minute, though.
User avatar #267 to #92 - brenton
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Some people actually gain the ability to express themselves intelligently when they're drunk.
#94 to #92 - TehFunnyMan
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Plus the drinking age would be like, twelve.
#60 - mrhaihoang
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Hell I'd prefer my child to be autistic rather than dead
Hell I'd prefer my child to be autistic rather than dead
User avatar #111 to #60 - babydingo
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***** what the hell you doin'? ***** you know we on camera right. *tsk* man that ***** tyrone said pull sum **** like this.
#298 to #60 - thisisestonia
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#156 to #60 - yutdollacwwwthree
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Comment Picture
User avatar #25 - miltorky
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Penn and Teller - Bullsh*t - Vaccinations Obligatory Penn and Teller ******** episode.
User avatar #132 to #25 - retardedboss
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I was nearing the end of the episode and felt disappointed cause there were no tits, but then there they were at the end.

It just wouldn't be right, an episode of ******** without tits.
User avatar #71 to #25 - dwarfman
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I love them dudes, so much that I forgive their bashing of my Catholic Church
#15 - immune to u
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The first time I got a flu vaccine it was right before the swine flu pandemic, and guess what, I contracted swine flu, the only time I have contracted the flu. You should also learn about the illegal adjuvants in swine flu. Seeing as it was pandemic the FDA allowed vaccines to be administered that were produced in Europe. These vaccines contained MF-59 Squalene. This adjuvant has been linked to gulf war syndrome and other auto immune disorders as well as birth defects. So yea, if you want that in your body be my guest, just don't reproduce so it ***** your kids over too.
User avatar #269 to #15 - brenton
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From an FDA press announcement in 2009:

"The seasonal influenza vaccine will not protect against the 2009 H1N1 influenza virus that resulted in the declaration of a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on June 11, 2009. The FDA continues to work with manufacturers, international partners and other government agencies to facilitate the availability of a safe and effective vaccine against the 2009 H1N1 influenza virus."

www.fda.gov/newsevents/newsroom/pressannouncements/ucm172772.htm
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The swine-flu vaccine was a knee-jerk response pushed out because of the media over-hyping of swine-flu. It was not held to the same standard of safety and testing that regular flu vaccines or any kind of vaccine are held to.

You can't use an exception to the rule to rail against the vaccines which do conform to safety standards.

Whats more, no flu vaccine guarantees complete immunity. What you do get is a boosted response so that if you do catch flu you recover much more quickly.

User avatar #20 to #15 - biomedic
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Squalene is a precursor to cholesterol, some vitamins and most other steroid compounds in your body and is naturally produced by you all of the time or you would die. It is in the vaccine because it helps heighten your immune response to the antigens of the virus strain in the vaccine. You got sick because viruses have this tendency to mutate and change their antigens, so you were not immune.
#363 to #20 - immune to u
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Squalene is in your body in trace amounts. If you actually read about it being in the swine flu shot you would know why it is NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA.
User avatar #364 to #363 - biomedic
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It's in trace amounts because it's metabolically regulated since it's only a precursor. This means if you introduce a large volume of it to the body, there's a negative feedback loop that prevents more squalene being produced by your body as the introduced squaline is naturally turned into useful products. Don't tell me to read up about something I've committed my career path to understanding.
#365 to #364 - immune to u
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Have fun when in 15 years you have reproductive tract issues and your children are ****** up.
#119 to #15 - metalbeasteg
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User avatar #73 to #15 - dwarfman
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I have migraines, they're genetic on my mother's side. When I get vaccinated I am warned they may trigger my migraines. Do I go on the internet with a tinfoil hat and claim they're dangerous? No. Stop being an idiot.
User avatar #19 to #15 - ohgodthepressure
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Anytime you get a flu shot, you should be told that receiving the shot does not guarantee that you will not get the flu, simply that if you do it will not be as severe as otherwise. Plus, flu =/= swine flu.
User avatar #271 to #19 - brenton
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Swine flu is the H1N1 strain of the flu, and more recent flu shots have included this strain in their formula, but I agree on all your other points. If he got a flu shot the same year as the swine flu pandemic, though, the H1N1 strain wasn't yet included in the vaccine, so "immune to u" shouldn't really be surprised that he got the swine flu.

www.fda.gov/newsevents/newsroom/pressannouncements/ucm172772.htm
User avatar #316 to #271 - ohgodthepressure
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Well, thank you for that small bit of correction--I had not known that.
User avatar #317 to #316 - brenton
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It's all good. I only know that because I'm in pharmacy school and we talked about it a few days ago.
#362 to #317 - immune to u
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I know the swine flu strain wasn't included in the seasonal flu shot. However I believe the seasonal shot weakened my immune system allowing mo to be susceptible to swine flu. Also, you should know that if flu vaccines or other vaccines are administered to young children (aged three or younger) it can produce a high temp spike and can cause brain damage. Now, before you call ********, you should know that this happened to my cousin, who was perfectly normal but is now a non verbal, wheelchair bound vegetable.