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Worth the read. I don't ever want to feeeeeeel like I did that day. iat, if you mixed Mercury, Aluminum phosphor Amongus sulfate, and Formaldehyde with VIRUSES,

I don't ever want to feeeeeeel like I did that day

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iat,
if you mixed
Mercury,
Aluminum phosphor
Amongus sulfate, and
Formaldehyde with VIRUSES,
then got a syringe
and it% ACTED it into your child
you would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL
for child endangerment and abuse
Then WHY is it legal for doctor
to do it? and WHY would you let
them?
Educate yourself
Vaccines
ore:
EDD rt) i C
You are the worst person.
You can be a vegan and whine at people. thats
hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take
vaccines, you' re endangering public health.
If YOU mi; -red mercury. aluminium phosphate,
ammonium sulfate. formaldehyde and viruses and
injected it into someone, you' d kill someone
because you have no pharmacological experience.
If someone in a lab anixety those together, they know
how they work, they have medically assessed and
peer reviewed evidence and strict guidelines to
follow to create a safe and effective product- Why is
it legal? Because they know what they' re doing and
know how to spell "phosphate" and "ammonium".
Why don' t YOU educate yourself instead of
subscribing to the notion that all scientists are evil
and want to poison you are your natural, vegan
lifestyle. I say this as a *******
you are single handedly responsible for the
skyrocketing resurgence of deaths caused by Te,
measles and the worrying prospect of smallpox
returning.
Let' s break this one down and give you some
education.
no Mercury is an element in the compound
which was part of many vaccines.
It has been claimed with NO tangible
evidence other than a
correlation that cause autism.
This has been investigated thoroughly and
no causal link has been found.
Aluminium phosphate is an aluminium salt
which is useto as an adjutant in vaccines. An
adjutant is a compound which causes an
immune response to be higher and stronger,
so that the immune system comes into
contact with the attenuated virus more. so
that it can recognise the antigens of the virus
and provide immunity. They are a necessary
part of the vaccine if you want it to work well.
Ammonium sulfate is used in the process of
purifying the proteins in the synthesis of a
vaccine. It is also found in bread and flour, so
you' d better learn to enjoy rice if you want to
Formaldehyde is used in the treatment and
purification of vaccines and stops
contamination. Most of this is removed before
the vaccines is shipped, although some
remains-
In my personal and scientifically backed opinion,
the war against disease is a hundred fold more
important than the mumbled) war against vaccines.
Do you want your child to die a slow. painful.
agonising death’? If not then shut the **** up with
your so called "facts" you got from Yahoo Answers
and get your kid vaccinated.
I am going to sound derogatory. but if you don' t
have murial education in at least biology. you have
no role to talk about the way vaccines should be
done- You have no idea of the actual function and
mechanism in which they work, and you have is a
vague knowledge that mercury used to make
people mad, is used in embalming
and that ammonium sulfate and aluminium
phosphate sound scary.
Vaccinate your kids if you want them to live. End of.
If you don' t then you clearly don' t love your kids
and would prefer to see them die of completely
preventable diseases.
This has been a rage filled alcohol induced
response from a scientist.
lerroy Milli HIKE TI! HQ:
bookmaking this to post on Facebook later
Yeah. no. The diseases we vaccinate against are horrible and
can be fatal. Not just tor your child that you refuse to vaccinate
but vulnerable chilldren who can' t be ' or
have compromised immune systems. Don' t be an asshat.
Vaccinate your kids-
Reblogging tor science! The best education comes from learning from
someone who knows what they' re talking about.
AND JUST TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR
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User avatar #33 to #8 - bobthedilder (11/11/2013) [-]
Is that actually a remedy?
#53 to #33 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
yes, but it gives you autism
User avatar #225 to #53 - baaltomekk (11/11/2013) [-]
At last! All that damn vaccines didn't work at all!
#40 to #33 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
Nah
#96 to #8 - imnotkickthecat (11/11/2013) [-]
That was the last thing I expected as top comment.
User avatar #98 to #96 - nwbballplayer (11/11/2013) [-]
Got that right. I still don't know how it's gotten thumbs.
#92 - TehFunnyMan (11/11/2013) [-]
If everyone could form such comprehensive arguments/sentences while drunk, the world would be such a better place.
If everyone could form such comprehensive arguments/sentences while drunk, the world would be such a better place.
User avatar #110 to #92 - mitchr (11/11/2013) [-]
Well, unrelated, but I can rant pretty eloquently.
Not quite the same though.
It makes for a great way to write English papers at the last minute, though.
User avatar #267 to #92 - brenton (11/11/2013) [-]
Some people actually gain the ability to express themselves intelligently when they're drunk.
#94 to #92 - TehFunnyMan (11/11/2013) [-]
Plus the drinking age would be like, twelve.
User avatar #18 - jokerja ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
<Nickname is wonderbraforyourdck
<Scientist

lel
#44 to #18 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
Is that supposed to be greentext?
User avatar #102 to #18 - lordlolland (11/11/2013) [-]
Considering a certain American politician ,who's last name correlated with what he publicised pictures of, called him self "Carlos Danger" online, I think wonderbraforyourdck could easily be a scientist.
User avatar #2 - friendlyanon (11/10/2013) [-]
I wasn't aware this anti-vaccine ******** was so extended... People are terrifying sometimes.
User avatar #23 to #2 - friendlyanon (11/11/2013) [-]
Guise, he was just joking, don't thumb him down anymore, please o_O
User avatar #3 to #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/10/2013) [-]
found the vegan
User avatar #4 to #3 - friendlyanon (11/10/2013) [-]
lol no, i don't like vegetables

Welll, not totally true, i tolerate tomato and lettuce on my burger, but nothing more.
#22 to #4 - phoenixactual (11/11/2013) [-]
Eww, the green things are touching the white stuff
#9 to #4 - hsshgysfrsyrf (11/10/2013) [-]
I like Peas, tomato and brocolli.
(I somtimes eat Sallad and/or corn depending on whats served with it.)
User avatar #13 to #9 - bluesmae (11/10/2013) [-]
How do you remember your name?
User avatar #5 to #4 - longdongofhongkong (11/10/2013) [-]
woah hold on their charles dickens i didnt ask for a novel
User avatar #7 to #6 - longdongofhongkong (11/10/2013) [-]
inb4
User avatar #137 to #2 - longdongofhongkong (11/11/2013) [-]
hahaha >wasnt aware of anti vaccine ******** being so extended


what did i expect from funnyjunk, jesus
#38 to #2 - habanaro (11/11/2013) [-]
My boyfriend's brother is so into this **** that it's a little scary. Anti-medicine in general, because it's all just corporations trying to make money. While I do believe that doctors are very quick to prescribe harsh medications, I also dont think that everything is killing you.
He also won't drink fluorinated water because it makes it easier for you to be controlled.
It's hard to talk to him sometimes.
#127 to #38 - friendlyanon (11/11/2013) [-]
Fluorinated water makes you easily controled...? Well, that's... New, to say something...

It's true, to a point, that the pharmacological industry, and all the medic world in general, is nowadays more focused in making money than in really caring about health (World Health Organization ****** up pretty good with all that scam about some time ago, creating unnecessary panic about a kind of influenza just to sell more vaccines, *sigh*).

But that's all. There is no evil mastermind trying to slave us through secret drugs. Fear and missinformation are way cheaper and simpler.

Well, just try not speaking with him much, for the sake of both 3 of you
User avatar #266 to #38 - brenton (11/11/2013) [-]
Doctors may be quick to prescribe, but most states in the United States have a system in place where a Pharmacist can review the medications you're taking, call the doctor and question anything unnecessary, and request changes be made to the doctor's choice in medicine right there over the phone. Pharmacists actually do this whole review and check for adverse interactions process for every prescription that comes in, which is why when everyone asks us "Why does it take half an hour to fill a prescription? Aren't you just counting pills back there?" we get kinda frustrated (but never show it). I'm currently a PharmD student/intern. A very small portion of our 4-year curriculum is actually about drugs. The rest of the time is filled with how to detect anomalies, deal with patients, administer vaccines, and council patients on their specific disease situation and what is being done to help them medically. Also, we're taught to try and administer healthcare using the fewest and most mild drugs possible to get the best outcome possible, because we aren't paid based on the number of meds we dispense. We gain nothing by pushing pills and looking the other way when an MD is prescribing too many.

tl;dr
Over prescribing does exist, but pharmacists do their best to stop it from happening once the patient reaches their stage in the healthcare system.
User avatar #25 - miltorky (11/11/2013) [-]
Penn and Teller - Bullsh*t - Vaccinations Obligatory Penn and Teller ******** episode.
User avatar #132 to #25 - retardedboss ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I was nearing the end of the episode and felt disappointed cause there were no tits, but then there they were at the end.

It just wouldn't be right, an episode of ******** without tits.
User avatar #71 to #25 - dwarfman (11/11/2013) [-]
I love them dudes, so much that I forgive their bashing of my Catholic Church
User avatar #28 - komandantmirkoo (11/11/2013) [-]
told level:


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[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
User avatar #82 to #28 - froghole (11/11/2013) [-]
i wish i could give you more thumbs.
#313 to #28 - sourpotato (11/11/2013) [-]
**** , I lost it at Oblivious....
User avatar #368 to #28 - subadanus ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
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#301 to #28 - luckyxiii (11/11/2013) [-]
TOLDASAURUS REX
#305 to #28 - subadanus ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Battletolds
User avatar #177 to #28 - scorpiom ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
[x] Told Wars: Return of the Told
#16 - stevolo (11/10/2013) [-]
The assumption that something containing Mercury or "Amonium Sulphate" is automatically considered a health risk by these people really grinds my gears. The single elements that make up a compound don't automatically indicate its effect. Even hydrocarbons can kill you one way or another, even though they only consist of elements that normally would not cause your ignorant alarm bells to ring.
#26 to #16 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
I accidentally my first sentence, but I think you get what I mean
#34 to #16 - nonanonnon (11/11/2013) [-]
We sprinkle a compound of sodium and_ chlorine_ (don't they use that to detox swimming pools!? you shouldn't drink that stuff!) on our food every day. I have yet to die of salt poisoning.
User avatar #57 to #34 - choasmage (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, we take the combination of an explosive metal and poisonous gas and put that tasty **** all over our fries.
User avatar #273 to #57 - brenton (11/11/2013) [-]
That's the most metal way our eating habits have ever been described.
#72 to #16 - dontread (11/11/2013) [-]
Well yeah i mean look at Sodium Chloride, together they make my snacks taste oh so good.

If i eat em while separated then my will is getting opened up a couple a days later
#206 - danielesq (11/11/2013) [-]
even if vaccines caused autism (not that it does) 1 in a million chance for autism against safety from a numbers of lethal viruses and diseases, pretty good odds if you ask me
#228 to #206 - tyroneisanigger (11/11/2013) [-]
I believe it's actually 1 in 250.
#233 to #228 - playerdous (11/11/2013) [-]
I think the 1 in a million was refering to the fake link between autism and vaccines. But you were close, I found this but who knows if it's really legit.
#237 to #233 - tyroneisanigger (11/11/2013) [-]
Wow, that's actually really interesting. I'm not sure what I think on the increasing rate of children diagnosed with it. Something's definitely going on, I think.

My theory on how Autism / Asperger's is developed is that it is hereditary. I was told (when my doctor explained it to me when they found out I had Asperger's) was that say your great grandfather had mild anxiety / social awkward tendencies, he would then have children (grandparents) with slightly increased anxiety and Asperger's - like symptoms until the gene was handed down into the current generation. If I was to have children (which I'm only 18 so I wont for a while) there would be increased likelyhood they have would Asperger's as well.

Sorry if that's a little bit of a rant but posts about "Vaccines causing Autism" are complete ******** .
User avatar #268 to #237 - certifiedidiot (11/11/2013) [-]
That's cause in the old days they didn't have things defined as **** like this, they're making the term more broad and act surprised when more people get ******* diagnosed.
User avatar #244 to #237 - playerdous (11/11/2013) [-]
Actually I think you might be touching on the subject of "Ghost in your genes", its a segment about how we can temporarily pass down genetic alterations. Basically it was about a community that suffered from starvation during the great depression and their grandsons and great grand daughters had a high risk of diabetes or some other weight problem. Honestly my opinion on the chart is that were either getting better at reporting it or including more things as autistic. Like how technically there are more trees today than 100 years ago.
#246 to #244 - tyroneisanigger (11/11/2013) [-]
That's definitely true that they are getting better at reporting it. Though I believe that the amount of children diagnoses with it has actually increased. There's this book that lists every known neurological disorder and before 2011, Autism and Asperger's were considered different syndrome. Since then, it was change to "Autism Spectrum Disorder". That's because there's so many symptoms that are associated with Autism. Like you may have social awkward tendencies yet you lack many of the other symptoms. So that may also have a role in more doctors diagnosing Autism. For doctors to recognize it as Autism, there has to be 8 of 16 different symptoms noticeable.
User avatar #247 to #246 - playerdous (11/11/2013) [-]
I did not know this. I find it too hard of a feat to try and draw a line of where "social shyness" ends and autism begins.
#345 to #247 - tyroneisanigger (11/11/2013) [-]
Social awkwardness is not wanting to talk with others and be around other people voluntarily. Autism is the inability to want to talk with others and be around others, failure to recognize social cues (facial expressions). Due to not being able to recognize facial expressions they do not know what to say next when this happens I just kinda go "Mhmm" nod my head and wait until they're done and walk away.
#60 - mrhaihoang (11/11/2013) [-]
Hell I'd prefer my child to be autistic rather than dead
Hell I'd prefer my child to be autistic rather than dead
User avatar #111 to #60 - babydingo (11/11/2013) [-]
***** what the hell you doin'? ***** you know we on camera right. *tsk* man that ***** tyrone said pull sum **** like this.
User avatar #103 - xdeathspawnx (11/11/2013) [-]
I'd also be arrested for cutting my child open but that doesn't mean I wouldn't allow a doctor to do surgery on him if he needed it.
#78 - lozarus (11/11/2013) [-]
I never really understood people who are anti vaccines.

I mean, theres smallpox. The first record of smallpox is ancient egypt. It killed people all over the world.

Smallpox is now erradicated thanks to the vaccine.


Then there is polio. Do you know where polio still pops up? African countries where they think the vaccine is a conspiracy. We have almost completely erradicated two diseases (one being the disease that probably killed more humans in history) and yet people are against vaccines. It does take a great level of retardation.
User avatar #117 to #78 - jtwagner (11/11/2013) [-]
Smallpox is not eradicated, and still exists in lesser developed countries, including Haiti and most of Asia, and the reason both these diseases are still prevalent is because vaccines are expensive, and most distributors are unwilling to sell them to these people at an affordable price. Paul Farmer, a medical anthropologist writes about this exact thing.
#251 to #117 - lozarus (11/11/2013) [-]
You have a source for that?

According to the WHO, smallpox is indeed erradicated, along with rinderpest.

To quote the WHO: "The last known natural case was in Somalia in 1977. Since then, the only known cases were caused by a laboratory accident in 1978 in Birmingham, England, which killed one person and caused a limited outbreak"
#314 to #78 - jakols ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
not arguing your statement, but... to be fair,    
One on the leading theories in the medical field is that AIDS is a man-made disease witch had it's outburst in early polio vaccine tests on Apes and Humans in Africa...   
but then again, that was back in the 1950s, and science has evolved tremendously since then.   
but i can kinda understand the Africans skepticism as they have been the &quot;West&quot;s Ginnie-pigs more than once.
not arguing your statement, but... to be fair,
One on the leading theories in the medical field is that AIDS is a man-made disease witch had it's outburst in early polio vaccine tests on Apes and Humans in Africa...
but then again, that was back in the 1950s, and science has evolved tremendously since then.
but i can kinda understand the Africans skepticism as they have been the "West"s Ginnie-pigs more than once.
#178 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/11/2013) [-]
You know what DOES cause Autism?

Being a vegan in the first place!

BURN!

Of course, this is a scientific study, so not like those hippie fags would believe it anyway. Oh well, the hell with those vegans anyway.
User avatar #183 to #178 - flemmi (11/11/2013) [-]
you could take any similar curve and put in together with something horrible. maybe it is just coincidence that they match.

Organic food is consumed for all of human history modern farm and grow technology is very new so i don't think that healthy food is the cause.
#192 to #183 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/11/2013) [-]
You're right, organic food sure... but that's different than vegan **** .
but organic / health food is not Vegan food.
I'm not saying run to McDonalds to keep your kids from being autistic; however, Gluten free Oatmeal... ******* OATMEAL!!! It's nothing but gluten normally!!! And no eggs or meat or milk? And tofu is just a joke!
Humans have eaten that **** for all of history too, RARE meat at that for the beginning of our species.

Honestly, I don't know, care, or believe that being a Vegan causes autism, but being a vegetarian or vegan is the most ignorant bull **** you can do!

<- pic unrelated
User avatar #199 to #192 - flemmi (11/11/2013) [-]
I think there are good reasons to be vegetarian. E.g. the catastrophical damage mass animal farming can make.
User avatar #203 to #199 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/11/2013) [-]
I can see that being a plus.
#189 to #178 - drahkreher (11/11/2013) [-]
correlation does not equal causation, my friend.
#195 to #189 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't care if it's the cause or a coincidence.

IT'S FUNNY!! That's why I posted it!
#220 to #178 - reginleif (11/11/2013) [-]
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Had to be done my friend.
User avatar #357 to #220 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/12/2013) [-]
HAHAHA! Good one man!
User avatar #257 to #220 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Women aren't the only ones that like vibrators.
#133 - Sevy (11/11/2013) [-]
And the winner of the internet goes to... I dont know his name but still
User avatar #139 to #133 - schneidend (11/11/2013) [-]
hue hue
User avatar #138 to #133 - theguywhoaskswhy ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
"WonderBraForYourDick"
The name truly encompasses all our community has to offer. Minus the racism.
User avatar #105 - estebanito (11/11/2013) [-]
the doctor that did all those "studies" that concluded vaccinations cause autism got investigated, proven to be a fraud and falsified his findings from those studies and got his medical license taken away
#249 to #105 - jitgy (11/11/2013) [-]
the dickhead who called himself a "scientist" even got his "volunteers" as children from his son's birthday party -.-
Apparently he still peddles this anti vaccine ******** , I really hope he dies in a fire.
#145 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
&gt; learn to enjoy rice
> learn to enjoy rice
#312 - halbeardy (11/11/2013) [-]
MFW i don't have all my vaccines cause when i was little i had a really bad reaction to one of my vaccines and nearly died
MFW i don't have all my vaccines cause when i was little i had a really bad reaction to one of my vaccines and nearly died
#315 to #312 - Skars (11/11/2013) [-]
Same story here brobeans, never again have i been touched by a syringe.
User avatar #278 - brenton (11/11/2013) [-]
Fun fact about this whole "autism link":

It started because autism happens to manifest itself around the same age that most children are receiving vaccines, so a guy named Andrew Wakefield decided to do a study on it. He botched the experimental process, lied about his results, and sold the story to the media. When everyone found out that he was full of **** , his study was discredited and his licenses were revoked, but the media had already run with it and popular sentiment is very hard to change. Even when it's complete **** .
User avatar #283 to #278 - certifiedidiot (11/11/2013) [-]
Weren't the whole thing also financed by some people who looked to sue the pharmaceutical industry that made the vaccines?
User avatar #290 to #283 - brenton (11/11/2013) [-]
Yep, he was being paid by a law firm that was trying to sue the manufacturers of the MMR vaccine.
User avatar #284 to #283 - jumytime (11/11/2013) [-]
Just wondering, what's your little picture?
User avatar #286 to #284 - certifiedidiot (11/11/2013) [-]
A eye from Warcraft 3 that were doing that animation when you were looking for a online game.
User avatar #288 to #286 - jumytime (11/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was the World of Warcraft Dungeon finder, but I guess they use it in bother. Haven't really done online games in Warcraft anyway.
User avatar #285 to #284 - jumytime (11/11/2013) [-]
Mine's a mad cactus, I guess, but yours looks familiar.
#270 - certifiedidiot (11/11/2013) [-]
Penn and Teller - Bullsh*t - Vaccinations

Full episode of Penn & Teller's show ******** , this episode taking a look at the claim that vaccinations is a cause of autism.

Enjoy folks.
#248 - honkitonk (11/11/2013) [-]
okay, thanks for the thorough and scientific explanation doctor wonderbraforyourdick.
#170 - cryptorchild (11/11/2013) [-]
this makes me want to love people again
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