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#2 - soulkiller
Reply +248
(01/21/2014) [-]
That should be implemented in toilets. Why? Whenever you take a hard **** on a visit to a friend and you can't flush it down, you never have to pick it up with your hand and throw that pile of **** out of the window anymore. Just use the **** grinder and all of your problems will be flushed down
#83 to #2 - scandaldog
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(01/22/2014) [-]
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#33 to #2 - handsomelegend
Reply +48
(01/22/2014) [-]
Or as an alternative you could just eat a few Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears and not even have to worry about you **** being solid enough to clog the toilet.
#126 to #33 - jumperzero
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(01/22/2014) [-]
wait did he ever delivar? links plox?
#153 to #132 - jumperzero
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(01/24/2014) [-]
#8 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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#9 to #8 - soulkiller
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(01/21/2014) [-]
#125 to #9 - joshlol [OP]
Reply +1
(01/22/2014) [-]
similar one I saved a while back:

>Get invited to a party by two cute busty girls
>Its hot and humid that day
>I just got off work
>No time to change, shower, or eat and go straight to the party
>I look like a mess
>Everyone just thinks Im some creepy guy and no one wants to talk to me
>Every guy is trying to hit on these girls and trying to white knight for them
>**** this. I gotta take a ****
>Thick sticky poop melting to my ass in the humid air
>I used the little bit of toilet paper they had left
>wasnt enough
>****! I waddle around with my pants around my ankle looking for more
>Hear a plob
>Poo stuck to my butt has slapped the ground
>Can't find anything!
>They hear me knocking things around trying to find the toilet paper
>More **** falls to the floor
>"ANON! What are you doing in there?"
>"Im almost done!"
>The door lock is a bit broken and they start opening the door
>I scramble to the door, pooping on the floor, and slamming it shut
>"DUDE! What the ****! Get out of my bathroom!"
>She starts calling a bunch of people over who start trying to act touch and macho, threatening me
>**** this place!
>Wipe my ass on a towel and throw it in the hamper
>Run to the window and climb down the fire escape
>Make it to the sidewalk when I hear them shouting
>I pop my hoodie up and walk away
>A bunch of guys start looking out the window trying to find me
>"The **** is wrong with you? Im going to beat the **** out of you!"
>I blend in with a passing crowd
>Never see any of those people again
#79 to #9 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
thank you sir
#3 to #2 - joshlol [OP]
Reply +77
(01/21/2014) [-]
is this a dilemma you often face?
#4 to #3 - soulkiller
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