Worst glory hole ever. ouch.. That should be implemented in toilets. Why? Whenever you take a hard on a visit to a friend and you can't flush it down, you never have to pick it up with your  glory hole
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - soulkiller
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That should be implemented in toilets. Why? Whenever you take a hard **** on a visit to a friend and you can't flush it down, you never have to pick it up with your hand and throw that pile of **** out of the window anymore. Just use the **** grinder and all of your problems will be flushed down
#83 to #2 - scandaldog
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#8 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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#9 to #8 - soulkiller
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User avatar #125 to #9 - joshlol [OP]
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similar one I saved a while back:
twofreegerbils

>Get invited to a party by two cute busty girls
>Its hot and humid that day
>I just got off work
>No time to change, shower, or eat and go straight to the party
>I look like a mess
>Everyone just thinks Im some creepy guy and no one wants to talk to me
>Every guy is trying to hit on these girls and trying to white knight for them
>**** this. I gotta take a ****
>Thick sticky poop melting to my ass in the humid air
>I used the little bit of toilet paper they had left
>wasnt enough
>****! I waddle around with my pants around my ankle looking for more
>Hear a plob
>Poo stuck to my butt has slapped the ground
>Can't find anything!
>They hear me knocking things around trying to find the toilet paper
>More **** falls to the floor
>"ANON! What are you doing in there?"
>"Im almost done!"
>The door lock is a bit broken and they start opening the door
>"DONT COME IN!"
>I scramble to the door, pooping on the floor, and slamming it shut
>"DUDE! What the ****! Get out of my bathroom!"
>She starts calling a bunch of people over who start trying to act touch and macho, threatening me
>**** this place!
>Wipe my ass on a towel and throw it in the hamper
>Run to the window and climb down the fire escape
>Make it to the sidewalk when I hear them shouting
>"OMG WHAT THE ****! He SHIIIIIT ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
>I pop my hoodie up and walk away
>A bunch of guys start looking out the window trying to find me
>"The **** is wrong with you? Im going to beat the **** out of you!"
>I blend in with a passing crowd
>Never see any of those people again
#79 to #9 - anon id: 3a084932
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thank you sir
#33 to #2 - handsomelegend
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Or as an alternative you could just eat a few Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears and not even have to worry about you **** being solid enough to clog the toilet.
#126 to #33 - jumperzero
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wait did he ever delivar? links plox?
User avatar #132 to #126 - eridangoesnyeh
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#153 to #132 - jumperzero
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thanks
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshlol [OP]
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is this a dilemma you often face?
#4 to #3 - soulkiller
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#20 - nymikemet
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Put your dick in it
#115 to #20 - macbookfan
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#28 to #20 - Lateralism
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oh god
#25 to #20 - RedHulk
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#36 to #25 - fizzleshake
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jesus that made my dick shrivel
#37 to #36 - RedHulk
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**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #538424 at Friendly ** What are you, a fag or something?
#81 to #25 - tooscarredtologin
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DO IT.
#59 to #25 - threeeighteen
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Some people actually enjoy bee stings on their junk. Must be the only way to make it bigger for them.
#91 to #25 - anon id: 6d74f099
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/Z/ anyone?
#21 to #20 - fistings
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that's the point of a glory hole
User avatar #72 to #21 - twdeathnote
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My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean.
#147 to #72 - fistings
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I do, want some extra help?
I do, want some extra help?
User avatar #149 to #147 - twdeathnote
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I'm all hot and bothered.
#14 - decayingapple
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User avatar #92 to #14 - lordmoldywart
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inb4 'obligatory hurr hurrrrr gif is soda pressing durrrrrr'

oh wait, nevermind.....
User avatar #30 to #14 - lolzordz
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that gif is soda pressing..
#70 to #30 - baconslut
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User avatar #10 - buttkickerboy
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the title was just
holy **** i cant stop laughing
#51 to #10 - notstill
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Wrong site, tumblr user.
User avatar #64 to #51 - europe
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He isn't using caps though and saying that he's "dying"
User avatar #146 to #51 - buttkickerboy
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jokes on you
i dont use tumblr
i joined FJ first and im staying
#7 - doujinshi
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#44 - raidaltamimi
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I wonder what they feed that machine.
#128 to #44 - anon id: 5a8d066e
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#46 to #44 - GuardianofzeBlind
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User avatar #47 to #46 - raidaltamimi
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i thought it was funny you mean
User avatar #50 to #47 - garymuthafuknoak
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It wasnt that funny

i'm sorry
User avatar #60 to #46 - lilmoka
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Your reply to his comment made me laugh like a horse.
#52 - notstill
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You want to talk about bad glory holes? Look at all of these poor fellas.
You want to talk about bad glory holes? Look at all of these poor fellas.
User avatar #66 to #52 - jalthelas
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Poor maggots are just trying to get out.
#101 to #52 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #332671 at Friendly ** that looks cool actually.
#102 to #101 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Telling friends about your first time ** inb4 getting thumbed down because rolled ponies. **** this thread.
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Telling friends about your first time ** inb4 getting thumbed down because rolled ponies. **** this thread.
#108 to #102 - anon id: eb4c1458
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#99 to #52 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #4648791 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** i've been watching this gif for two hours straight now
User avatar #82 to #52 - bodox
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so close, that loop is almost perfect
User avatar #17 - samoaspider
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peanutbitter
User avatar #24 to #17 - skeptical
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mention spam is wrong tho
User avatar #42 to #24 - timelordjam
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I can't believe he would INCLUDE PEANUTBITTERs name THO. ohhh my my god. i just NOTICEd that i put "my" TWIce.
#43 to #42 - ohhh
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User avatar #45 to #43 - timelordjam
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Yes, my dreams are coming true!
#49 to #45 - wheredahoodat
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Wow, would a real phanact like that?
#117 to #49 - nicktheslayer
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I'm a fan of puns. That was a good one. I'm just letting you know. I dunno if you made it up. But you brought it to me, so thanks.
#122 to #117 - wheredahoodat
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Thanks, much appreciated. I think I came up with it, yeah... don't remember reading it anywhere else.
User avatar #151 to #42 - include
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You should also include yourself, timelordjam.
User avatar #152 to #151 - timelordjam
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Awww yeeeeaah
User avatar #61 to #24 - demigodofmadness
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Is it wrong though? I'm a bit skeptical about that.
User avatar #89 to #61 - timelordjam
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WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO THAT?. JESUS CHRIST THAT **** MAKES ME SO ANGRY, SO ******* ANGRY ITS LIKE IM A DEMIGODOFMADNESS OR SOME ****
#5 - bossguycumsplash
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User avatar #71 to #5 - ddoggdiggity
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that **** is awesome no need to chop wood for the damn stove
#1 - include
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User avatar #11 to #1 - wakazooie
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why do i feel arousal?
User avatar #23 to #11 - phoenixdowner
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dat penetration

then the bending of the rod...
#15 to #11 - anon id: 0b1d3c47
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Some people actually do feel arousal when seeing stuff like this, it's called ASMR or, more commonly, a "brain-gasm". People feel a sort of tingling in their brain, and several different things can trigger the sensation, including hearing someone whisper, listening to nails lightly tapping a surface, and seeing something done meticulously and done well, as is the case here. I know it was a rhetorical question but I thought it was neat, maybe you will too
#16 to #15 - wakazooie
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thank you, science side of funnyjunk
thank you, science side of funnyjunk
User avatar #35 to #16 - Durp
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Oh my god, will and grace.
#38 to #15 - npfortytwo
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#22 to #15 - anon id: 48a05c91
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youtube ASMR and enjoy the tingly vids.