Worst glory hole ever. ouch.. That should be implemented in toilets. Why? Whenever you take a hard on a visit to a friend and you can't flush it down, you never have to pick it up with your  glory hole
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#2 - soulkiller
Reply +248
(01/21/2014) [-]
That should be implemented in toilets. Why? Whenever you take a hard **** on a visit to a friend and you can't flush it down, you never have to pick it up with your hand and throw that pile of **** out of the window anymore. Just use the **** grinder and all of your problems will be flushed down
#83 to #2 - scandaldog ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
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#8 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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#9 to #8 - soulkiller
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(01/21/2014) [-]
#125 to #9 - joshlol [OP]
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(01/22/2014) [-]
similar one I saved a while back:
twofreegerbils

>Get invited to a party by two cute busty girls
>Its hot and humid that day
>I just got off work
>No time to change, shower, or eat and go straight to the party
>I look like a mess
>Everyone just thinks Im some creepy guy and no one wants to talk to me
>Every guy is trying to hit on these girls and trying to white knight for them
>**** this. I gotta take a ****
>Thick sticky poop melting to my ass in the humid air
>I used the little bit of toilet paper they had left
>wasnt enough
>****! I waddle around with my pants around my ankle looking for more
>Hear a plob
>Poo stuck to my butt has slapped the ground
>Can't find anything!
>They hear me knocking things around trying to find the toilet paper
>More **** falls to the floor
>"ANON! What are you doing in there?"
>"Im almost done!"
>The door lock is a bit broken and they start opening the door
>"DONT COME IN!"
>I scramble to the door, pooping on the floor, and slamming it shut
>"DUDE! What the ****! Get out of my bathroom!"
>She starts calling a bunch of people over who start trying to act touch and macho, threatening me
>**** this place!
>Wipe my ass on a towel and throw it in the hamper
>Run to the window and climb down the fire escape
>Make it to the sidewalk when I hear them shouting
>"OMG WHAT THE ****! He SHIIIIIT ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
>I pop my hoodie up and walk away
>A bunch of guys start looking out the window trying to find me
>"The **** is wrong with you? Im going to beat the **** out of you!"
>I blend in with a passing crowd
>Never see any of those people again
#79 to #9 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
thank you sir
#33 to #2 - handsomelegend
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Or as an alternative you could just eat a few Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears and not even have to worry about you **** being solid enough to clog the toilet.
#126 to #33 - jumperzero
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(01/22/2014) [-]
wait did he ever delivar? links plox?
#153 to #132 - jumperzero
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(01/24/2014) [-]
thanks
#3 to #2 - joshlol [OP]
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(01/21/2014) [-]
is this a dilemma you often face?
#4 to #3 - soulkiller
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(01/21/2014) [-]
#20 - nymikemet
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Put your dick in it
#115 to #20 - macbookfan
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(01/22/2014) [-]
#28 to #20 - Lateralism
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(01/22/2014) [-]
oh god
#25 to #20 - RedHulk
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#36 to #25 - fizzleshake
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(01/22/2014) [-]
jesus that made my dick shrivel
#37 to #36 - RedHulk
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #538424 at Friendly ** What are you, a fag or something?
#81 to #25 - tooscarredtologin
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(01/22/2014) [-]
DO IT.
#59 to #25 - threeeighteen
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Some people actually enjoy bee stings on their junk. Must be the only way to make it bigger for them.
#91 to #25 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
/Z/ anyone?
#21 to #20 - fistings ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
that's the point of a glory hole
#72 to #21 - twdeathnote
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(01/22/2014) [-]
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean.
#147 to #72 - fistings ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I do, want some extra help?
I do, want some extra help?
#149 to #147 - twdeathnote
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(01/23/2014) [-]
I'm all hot and bothered.
#14 - decayingapple
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(01/22/2014) [-]
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#92 to #14 - lordmoldywart
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(01/22/2014) [-]
inb4 'obligatory hurr hurrrrr gif is soda pressing durrrrrr'

oh wait, nevermind.....
#30 to #14 - lolzordz
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(01/22/2014) [-]
that gif is soda pressing..
#70 to #30 - baconslut
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(01/22/2014) [-]
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#10 - buttkickerboy
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(01/21/2014) [-]
the title was just
holy **** i cant stop laughing
#51 to #10 - notstill
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Wrong site, tumblr user.
#64 to #51 - europe
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(01/22/2014) [-]
He isn't using caps though and saying that he's "dying"
#146 to #51 - buttkickerboy
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(01/22/2014) [-]
jokes on you
i dont use tumblr
i joined FJ first and im staying
#7 - doujinshi
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(01/21/2014) [-]
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#44 - raidaltamimi ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I wonder what they feed that machine.
#128 to #44 - anon
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#46 to #44 - GuardianofzeBlind
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#47 to #46 - raidaltamimi ONLINE
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(01/22/2014) [-]
i thought it was funny you mean
#50 to #47 - garymuthafuknoak
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(01/22/2014) [-]
It wasnt that funny

i'm sorry
#60 to #46 - lilmoka
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Your reply to his comment made me laugh like a horse.
#52 - notstill
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(01/22/2014) [-]
You want to talk about bad glory holes? Look at all of these poor fellas.
You want to talk about bad glory holes? Look at all of these poor fellas.
#66 to #52 - jalthelas
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Poor maggots are just trying to get out.
#101 to #52 - newdevyx
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #332671 at Friendly ** that looks cool actually.
#102 to #101 - newdevyx
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Telling friends about your first time ** inb4 getting thumbed down because rolled ponies. **** this thread.
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Telling friends about your first time ** inb4 getting thumbed down because rolled ponies. **** this thread.
#108 to #102 - anon
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#99 to #52 - iamjustheretoroll
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(01/22/2014) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #4648791 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** i've been watching this gif for two hours straight now
#82 to #52 - bodox
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(01/22/2014) [-]
so close, that loop is almost perfect
#17 - samoaspider
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(01/22/2014) [-]
peanutbitter
#24 to #17 - skeptical
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(01/22/2014) [-]
mention spam is wrong tho
#42 to #24 - timelordjam
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I can't believe he would INCLUDE PEANUTBITTERs name THO. ohhh my my god. i just NOTICEd that i put "my" TWIce.
#43 to #42 - ohhh
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#45 to #43 - timelordjam
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Yes, my dreams are coming true!
#49 to #45 - wheredahoodat
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Wow, would a real phanact like that?
#117 to #49 - nicktheslayer
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(01/22/2014) [-]
I'm a fan of puns. That was a good one. I'm just letting you know. I dunno if you made it up. But you brought it to me, so thanks.
#122 to #117 - wheredahoodat
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, much appreciated. I think I came up with it, yeah... don't remember reading it anywhere else.
#151 to #42 - include
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(01/23/2014) [-]
You should also include yourself, timelordjam.
#152 to #151 - timelordjam
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(01/24/2014) [-]
Awww yeeeeaah
#61 to #24 - demigodofmadness
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Is it wrong though? I'm a bit skeptical about that.
#89 to #61 - timelordjam
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(01/22/2014) [-]
WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO THAT?. JESUS CHRIST THAT **** MAKES ME SO ANGRY, SO ******* ANGRY ITS LIKE IM A DEMIGODOFMADNESS OR SOME ****
#5 - bossguycumsplash
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(01/21/2014) [-]
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#71 to #5 - ddoggdiggity
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(01/22/2014) [-]
that **** is awesome no need to chop wood for the damn stove
#1 - include
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#11 to #1 - wakazooie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
why do i feel arousal?
#23 to #11 - phoenixdowner
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(01/22/2014) [-]
dat penetration

then the bending of the rod...
#15 to #11 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Some people actually do feel arousal when seeing stuff like this, it's called ASMR or, more commonly, a "brain-gasm". People feel a sort of tingling in their brain, and several different things can trigger the sensation, including hearing someone whisper, listening to nails lightly tapping a surface, and seeing something done meticulously and done well, as is the case here. I know it was a rhetorical question but I thought it was neat, maybe you will too
#16 to #15 - wakazooie
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(01/22/2014) [-]
thank you, science side of funnyjunk
thank you, science side of funnyjunk
#35 to #16 - Durp
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(01/22/2014) [-]
Oh my god, will and grace.
#38 to #15 - npfortytwo
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(01/22/2014) [-]
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#22 to #15 - anon
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(01/22/2014) [-]
youtube ASMR and enjoy the tingly vids.