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thefunnyside (09/20/2015) [-] 
We judge other people by their actions and ourselves by our intentions
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anon (09/20/2015) [-]
That's incredibly wrong. We've all seen the movies where the nice idiot does annoying **** and gets ****** over by the selfish main character but the MC makes it up to him. I'll name 3, but there's way more. Due Date(Robert D Jr+Zach Galifinakis), Dinner For Schmucks(Paull Rudd+Steve Carrel), and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles(Steve Martin+John Candy). All of them basically resent the idiot until the end when they befriend their idiots.
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seventhmark (09/20/2015) [-] I judge everyone by both.
I realized long ago that people too, on the inside, feel and think about everything they do.
I realized long ago that people too, on the inside, feel and think about everything they do.
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seventhmark (09/20/2015) [-] You can't ever KNOW, really.
You just read it off them (body language, what they say, how they say it, etc.)
or you ask them indirect (or sometimes direct) questions?
Pretty much the most common question I ask people is "Why did you ____ ?"
You just read it off them (body language, what they say, how they say it, etc.)
or you ask them indirect (or sometimes direct) questions?
Pretty much the most common question I ask people is "Why did you ____ ?"
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katzenstreu (09/20/2015) [-]
But that is also judging by actions.
Even if you ask you might take it wrong or the person might express himself badly,
since there are a lot of factors like feelings, expression-skills, language, which can be misunderstood easily,...
Also there are more factors which you can't influence like prejudices.
He tells you he wanted to do good, you think he can **** himself he looks like a nazi.
It's hard to get to know, what the others intentions might be,
but you know yours, you know what you're thinking and you know what you are.
Oh, and people can lie. You can judge people only by actions.
Even if you ask you might take it wrong or the person might express himself badly,
since there are a lot of factors like feelings, expression-skills, language, which can be misunderstood easily,...
Also there are more factors which you can't influence like prejudices.
He tells you he wanted to do good, you think he can **** himself he looks like a nazi.
It's hard to get to know, what the others intentions might be,
but you know yours, you know what you're thinking and you know what you are.
Oh, and people can lie. You can judge people only by actions.
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seventhmark (09/21/2015) [-] I did say "You can't ever KNOW".
I think there's a certain level of ability to deal with the unknown that people need now more than ever.
Also, most people are very, very bad at lying.
I think there's a certain level of ability to deal with the unknown that people need now more than ever.
Also, most people are very, very bad at lying.
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lexivex ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-] I read a comment on FJ one time that made me stop and ponder.
"Do you think what you think because it is right? Or do you think it is right because you think it?"
"Do you think what you think because it is right? Or do you think it is right because you think it?"
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jiltist (09/21/2015) [-] I dunno. My nipples taste like lemons and my down there tastes like broccoli. Neither of those things are sweet, but they are what they are and they are apparently erogenous.
My tits are tiny though. I wonder if there are factors that your grandfather left out? Like maybe 'the less hair the greener the pastures'. **** me; I dunno.
Here have a picture of dinner.
My tits are tiny though. I wonder if there are factors that your grandfather left out? Like maybe 'the less hair the greener the pastures'. **** me; I dunno.
Here have a picture of dinner.
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ifightdragons (09/20/2015) [-] well in my experience thats not entirely untrue but wtf grampa
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bigswingingrichard (09/20/2015) [-] my grandpa once said
"the reason i jack off with my left hand is because if i used my right then I would rip it off"
also quite the wiseman.
"the reason i jack off with my left hand is because if i used my right then I would rip it off"
also quite the wiseman.
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jewbob (09/21/2015) [-] We share a grandfather. The same man said to my stepdad about our toothless methhead neighbor, "I'd do it, but I wouldn't recommend it".
Another good one was when he was talking about how once upon a time he was going out with a schizo chick when he was younger. We said it must have been pretty bad to deal with, his reply was "Nah, it was EXCELLENT. Like a new pussy every night." I love grandpa.
Another good one was when he was talking about how once upon a time he was going out with a schizo chick when he was younger. We said it must have been pretty bad to deal with, his reply was "Nah, it was EXCELLENT. Like a new pussy every night." I love grandpa.
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internetnick (09/20/2015) [-]
He had it good by the end, but man did things sure suck for him a LOT.
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cleateater (09/20/2015) [-] "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like" - That Guy
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dzubelyudee (09/20/2015) [-] My year 12 calc teacher gave us a good one a few months before he retired:
"The height of the wave is irrelevant to the depth of the ocean."
"The height of the wave is irrelevant to the depth of the ocean."
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mcmonsterkitty (09/20/2015) [-] My favorite is one I learned in 9th grade physics.
"It is better to remain silent, and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
"It is better to remain silent, and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"
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classiccolour ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-] Something my Dad always told me was "Do whatever you want, only make sure its something you want to do, and that it makes you happy. Just dont be loud and dont tell your mother".
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cutegif (09/20/2015) [-] I used to argue all the time by trying to disprove what the other person was saying. "It doesn't matter if I am right or wrong, as long as you are wrong, I win." When I look at how I discuss things now, it is more so, "You can think that way, but look at this side too."
I guess that means I'm an adult now. Gross.
I guess that means I'm an adult now. Gross.
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kuchikirukia (09/20/2015) [-] No, you get one vote. You don't get a second "The other guy is wrong" vote to go along with it.
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kuchikirukia (09/20/2015) [-] No, you just get to whine about how you're leaving the country.
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bohemianblasphemy (09/20/2015) [-] I remember reading this from a random FJ comment once:
"If you're going to dance with the Devil, then you might as well be leading."
Now, I know that they weren't the first to say this. It just so happened to be the first time I saw it. To me, it's a simple way of saying that you shouldn't just put up with what life gives you. Make the most of it, and make it yours. And if you're at the point of no return, make the decision for yourself. Make life your bitch.
"If you're going to dance with the Devil, then you might as well be leading."
Now, I know that they weren't the first to say this. It just so happened to be the first time I saw it. To me, it's a simple way of saying that you shouldn't just put up with what life gives you. Make the most of it, and make it yours. And if you're at the point of no return, make the decision for yourself. Make life your bitch.
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anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Everyone, you and myself included, is free to interpret it their own way but I think it's more so the end(excluding the make life you bitch part) than it is the rest. Dancing with the devil implies risky or bad things. It's not so much about life as whole. If you're in deep **** it might as well be your **** rather than somebody else's.
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thesunpraiser (09/20/2015) [-] What I always tell people who are having a hard time I just tell them to punch life in the dick. Don't take it lying down. And when they go back to having a bad attitude, I just say "Dickpunch." I wish I were better at following my own advice.
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thesunpraiser (09/21/2015) [-] At least this time I actually had advice though, right?
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thesunpraiser (09/21/2015) [-] See, you just never really get to see when I actually have something to offer. There's not a lot of things I'm able to help people with, but goddamn, motivating is one of them.
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mathmanchris (09/20/2015) [-] Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
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yberhippi (09/20/2015) [-] "Damn, I killed John over a year and his friends are still mad at me. "
This is kinda stupid imo. If you really have something in your mind that would really put you in a negative light in eyes of other people then you should discus about it with someone.
This is kinda stupid imo. If you really have something in your mind that would really put you in a negative light in eyes of other people then you should discus about it with someone.
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brobyddark (09/20/2015) [-] There was a comp of quotes from Braum that really cheered me up.
I don't know why, but seeing a picture of a fictional dude saying "Don't say nobody believes in you. I believe in you." actually made me smile.
I don't know why, but seeing a picture of a fictional dude saying "Don't say nobody believes in you. I believe in you." actually made me smile.
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captchakid ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-] Lamb: "Are you there, dear Wolf?"
Wolf: "I am, little Lamb."
Lamb: "Are you sad?"
Wolf: "I am."
Lamb: "What does it feel like?"
Wolf: "A long hunt with no kill."
Wolf: "I am, little Lamb."
Lamb: "Are you sad?"
Wolf: "I am."
Lamb: "What does it feel like?"
Wolf: "A long hunt with no kill."
#112
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motposters (09/20/2015) [-] You won't remember me, I'm just some dude, in some town, that you don't even know about. I'm not famous and I can't really do anything for you because I don't even know who you are. But I can put something on FunnyJunk that for maybe 2-10 seconds makes you forget that life is hard, and relieves you of 2-10 seconds of pain. My gift is distraction, it wont bail you out of debt or circumstance but it might make you happy for just an instant.
-mostposters
-mostposters
#104
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Tvfreek (09/20/2015) [-] "If you smilin', you ain't got no problems."
-Adam, a 30yo male I work with, with down syndrome.
I smile every day now.
-Adam, a 30yo male I work with, with down syndrome.
I smile every day now.
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limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-] I was interested until the one about depression. Now I'm slightly sad.
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nexuslament (09/20/2015) [-] "Powers dont kill people,it's the person behind the powers that kill people."- Cole macgrath
