Women in a gif. .. Women: If a dude asks what you want or what's wrong, JUST TELL HIM. If you don't, don't get upset, because then it's your fault.
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User avatar #6 - thereisaguy (07/18/2014) [-]
Trying to figure out what to have for dinner: the gif
#3 - skippydip (07/18/2014) [-]
Mel disagrees
Mel disagrees
#65 to #3 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Such a good movie
User avatar #51 to #3 - tealcanaan (07/19/2014) [-]
I miss Mel ;_;
#85 to #3 - megazman (07/19/2014) [-]
GIMME BACK MY SON
#44 - wontforget (07/19/2014) [-]
This is also a woman in a gif
This is also a woman in a gif
User avatar #98 to #44 - talonhalfstar (07/19/2014) [-]
Jesus christ when the tunnels slam into eachother, I just ******* lose my **** ...
#19 - reaversoulstealer (07/18/2014) [-]
Having been raised around people that can't just come out and say something, I was completely taken aback when I first witnessed my best friend and his gf discuss what they would get for dinner.   
   
Him: "Whatcha want for dinner?"   
Her: "......is pizza good?   
Him: "When is it not?"   
Her: "When someone cums on it? Excluding you of course."   
Him: "Obviously."   
   
Then they laugh and continue talking as he orders a pizza. I had never seen a couple come to a consensus that easily before, especially when it came to food.
Having been raised around people that can't just come out and say something, I was completely taken aback when I first witnessed my best friend and his gf discuss what they would get for dinner.

Him: "Whatcha want for dinner?"
Her: "......is pizza good?
Him: "When is it not?"
Her: "When someone cums on it? Excluding you of course."
Him: "Obviously."

Then they laugh and continue talking as he orders a pizza. I had never seen a couple come to a consensus that easily before, especially when it came to food.
User avatar #24 to #19 - foxlift (07/19/2014) [-]
My dream is to get a girl that understands me at that dirty point.
User avatar #26 to #19 - undeadmaus (07/19/2014) [-]
I want a gf that would eat my cump pizza
User avatar #90 to #26 - pizzaweed (07/19/2014) [-]
You're ******* sick





Do it
#33 to #19 - popeflatus (07/19/2014) [-]
'came to food'
#5 - heartlessrobot (07/18/2014) [-]
Women: If a dude asks what you want or what's wrong, JUST ******* TELL HIM. If you don't, don't get upset, because then it's your fault.
User avatar #147 to #5 - swikkid (07/19/2014) [-]
"MY STOMACH HURTS"
#25 to #5 - Penn (07/19/2014) [-]
They don't know what they want.
#27 to #5 - endospore (07/19/2014) [-]
You're misunderstanding the problem. It's not that the woman wants something. It's that the woman wants you to know what she wants.

Which waiter gets the better tip; The one that you flag down and ask to refill your drink, or the one that automatically refills it before it gets empty?
User avatar #31 to #27 - twiztidxson (07/19/2014) [-]
That is a good point, but in all fairness, spotting an empty or near empty glass is much easier than reading someone's mind. If you aren't Asian, of course.
User avatar #43 to #31 - yunoknow (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm Asian and even I can't read a woman's mind. Hence, women =/= human.
#97 to #43 - elaxx (07/19/2014) [-]
what the **** are asian females then? do they connect to intergalactic council with their minds or something?
#99 to #97 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Of course not, that would be ridiculous He knows too much, kill him
User avatar #50 to #27 - kabuthefox ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
did u really just compare the human brain to a drinking glass?
terrible analogy
User avatar #70 to #50 - synthane (07/19/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter what he is comparing to what. His point is perfectly valid.
User avatar #74 to #70 - kabuthefox ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
point is valid (its true but is flawed logic)
but analogy after the fact is near meaningless

i can look at a glass thats empty at a table and assume it needs refill or to be cleaned

no one can look at a person and readily know exactly what they want, without saying a word or anything (this is putting aside long term knowledge of the person, and even with that your not going to have 100% accuracy (not even close in some cases))
User avatar #75 to #74 - synthane (07/19/2014) [-]
I think it is safe to assume what he said was meant to apply to a male and female in a relationship, not just two random strangers. If you want a long-lasting and healthy relationship, you should know what's up with your partner, at least a vague idea, without being told.
User avatar #76 to #75 - kabuthefox ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
its perfectly safe to assume its what was intended
and your right there should be a vague idea

i just think he could have had a better analogy, at that point of dumbing down anything could go in its place
User avatar #79 to #76 - synthane (07/19/2014) [-]
I suppose. I tend to take analogies with a grain of salt because they only very rarely are actually perfect comparisons. If it gives a similar train of thought, it is good enough for me.
User avatar #121 to #76 - bronybox (07/19/2014) [-]
An analogy or metaphor will never be perfect examples, they are similar trains of thought to which you should apply the situation at hand in order to help you understand the point.

If you understand the point without the metaphor, good for you, this means you are understanding but sometimes lack the connection to abstract understanding.

If the metaphor helped you understand the point, good for you, you are bad at understanding emotional situations because you probably apply a lot of abstract reasoning, but that's also alright.

If you understood neither the emotional point nor the metaphor, you are probably just a person that relies heavily on rationality and logic, which I suppose is also good in some respects.

Basically, I'm just trying to make the point that everybody is different, and because you think there could be a better analogy, doesn't mean there actually has to be, because everybody is different. Too ranty? I guess its positive, but, still a rant of sorts...
#36 to #27 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
Look. I don't have time to waste on stupid cunts that decide that it is a good idea to get a partner like that. Perception only goes so far, and in this case, i find that life is better with more SPICE.
What do i mean? I love Dynamical AND Mechanical conversations, in which render me less tired of whatever sort of dumbass i talk to. A waiter refill my glass of water? To bad of a waste of water since i only drink 1 glass. Maybe i want something different since the water is tale? How about i plan, and tell that i want automatic refills instead.
The point you are making is selfish and VERY mechanical, and we can't have that what so ever if us humans on this planet ever plan on getting along properly without getting agitated by stupid **** said by stupid idiots. So start talking or ROYALLY **** off.
User avatar #60 to #27 - kinginyellow (07/19/2014) [-]
If there's an issue that someone doesn't notice, then tell them though. It's okay to want someone to know what's wrong or what you want without telling, but if they ask THEY DO NOT KNOW. Staying silent is just adding to the problem and they obviously aren't going to be much help if you can't give input.
User avatar #145 to #27 - thederpestest (07/19/2014) [-]
Also a theory of why men makes more money in general. They are able to tell people what they want instead of just hoping people to give them **** .
User avatar #109 to #27 - fukerar (07/19/2014) [-]
so women don`t what exactly she wants.
Is it only a feeling?
Or just an emotio0n>?
#104 to #27 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
A girlfriend isn't your ******* waitress
User avatar #120 to #104 - bronybox (07/19/2014) [-]
And you're bad at understanding metaphors.
#87 to #27 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
In many cases this happens because she doesn't want you to know what she thinks, but how she thinks. It's like when they complain about something, but they don't want to talk to you about it, because what they want is to hear their own opinion on the subject, but in a deeper voice.
User avatar #41 to #27 - kristovsky (07/19/2014) [-]
Im not a ******* mind reader! Do I look asian to you?
#28 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what I want
User avatar #2 - neocortex (07/18/2014) [-]
If someone figures it out he is worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize
User avatar #32 to #2 - kouzan (07/19/2014) [-]
They want what men want but they don't want to give up their moral highground that society gave them.
#52 to #32 - justapubbie (07/19/2014) [-]
I.E. Sex. they want sex.
User avatar #54 to #52 - kouzan (07/19/2014) [-]
Well they have as much desire as any man when it comes to that, it's that within the past five-hundred years they've been given the title of "Mother", to some we put them on a pedestal because they're the future mother to our young. They can do no wrong in our eyes, but when they want to be removed, they are seen as one of the guys and since we're usually vulgar and debase each other from day to day it is quite taxing for someone unusued to that treatment to delve into it. They want to be like us but they also want to have the pedestal.
User avatar #8 to #2 - vorarephilia ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
I knew a guy who came close. Started making sacrifices of dog blood and Ugg boots to a malevolent deity.
User avatar #17 - bakinboy (07/18/2014) [-]
use your words like a big girl
#58 to #17 - tomthehippie (07/19/2014) [-]
you have the same text color as me...   
   
 we duel at dawn
you have the same text color as me...

we duel at dawn
User avatar #105 to #58 - assassindash (07/19/2014) [-]
Nah, yours is a tad brighter.
#9 - Sworley ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
#62 - hetreks (07/19/2014) [-]
**hetreks rolled image** u know notin jon snew
#95 - fagnut (07/19/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled image** they want dis
#119 to #118 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
i played the scene over so many times

seeing peaceful toki get that ******* angry was top kek
User avatar #125 to #119 - manofbacontits (07/19/2014) [-]
my favorite episode
User avatar #127 to #126 - manofbacontits (07/19/2014) [-]
that episode was plenty brutal
User avatar #130 to #129 - manofbacontits (07/19/2014) [-]
******* roxo came back too
User avatar #124 to #118 - manofbacontits (07/19/2014) [-]
**** yes dethklok
#114 to #95 - dross (07/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13 - lolollo (07/18/2014) [-]
"What do you want?"
"I don't know."
"Then I get to choose."
"I don't want *choice*!"
"Then I guess you better figure out what you DO want before we get there..."
#12 - pizzaweed (07/18/2014) [-]
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#96 - randaxkull (07/19/2014) [-]
**randaxkull rolled image** what women want
User avatar #100 to #96 - thetruemexcalibur (07/19/2014) [-]
>what everyone wants
FTFY
#64 - ffinfinity ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
mfw my GF argues or gets mad at me and I ask her whats the problem or what she want so I can make it better and she acts like the chick in this gif.
mfw my GF argues or gets mad at me and I ask her whats the problem or what she want so I can make it better and she acts like the chick in this gif.
#93 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
What the **** is going on tonight? Did everyone on funnyjunk get broken up with, raped, and then accused of rape simultaneously? The front page is filled with "HURR WOMEN R DUM HUR WOMEN ARE BITCHES FUK FEMENIZM". Jesus H ******* Christ, you're not even beating a dead horse anymore, you're beating a buried, mourned, and ******* deteriorated horse now. We GET it, you hate chicks, now go back to whining and wondering why you don't have a girlfriend.
#131 to #93 - norkas (07/19/2014) [-]
You're gonna get a lot of mileage out of this gif.
You're gonna get a lot of mileage out of this gif.
User avatar #113 to #93 - listerthepessimist ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
looks like somebody got dumped last night...
#128 to #113 - anon (07/19/2014) [-]
I did... I'm actually kind of sad...
My pizza and ice cream fell like RIGHT off the sofa onto the floor and right into the arms of my dog. I felt so betrayed. But because of my belly, I could not pick it up the broken pieces of my heart... and Papa Murphys.
#123 to #93 - macbookfan (07/19/2014) [-]
This has been going on for a loooong time.
It's sad really. It's like watching retarded kids playing with their feces. Everyone around them can see what they're doing is ****** up in a sad, kind of sickening way, but they themselves just invite other retards to play with their **** .
User avatar #59 - riayl (07/19/2014) [-]
That is men. Simply tell us what you want/what you want us to do. Don't assume we'll make conclusions and do something else to help you. We don't work like that.

Happens to my dad all the time. Unless you directly ask/tell him to do something, he won't. It's not that he's mean or anything, it's just how his brain works.

Like, if my Mom is moaning and groaning while she does something (i.e. empty dishwasher, lift clothesbasket) I understand that she wants help, but she won't simply just ask me to do it for her. I understand that it feels better for the other person to be in touch with you and understand your problems, but a lot of men are overly focused on themselves/their fun to pay attention to others.
#142 - zekeon (07/19/2014) [-]
What do you want?
"Well you like that one chinese place."
No, what do you want?
*never get straight answer*
#146 to #142 - whiteusername ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Man: "What do you feel like eating?"   
Woman: "Anything"   
Man: "How about (name of place)?"   
Woman: "Ew, no, (stupid excuse goes here)"   
Man: "What do you feel like eating?"
Man: "What do you feel like eating?"
Woman: "Anything"
Man: "How about (name of place)?"
Woman: "Ew, no, (stupid excuse goes here)"
Man: "What do you feel like eating?"
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