Witchcraft. .. Oi ur a cheeky cunt arent ya m8 1v1 me Ill reck you
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#2 - gemleonn (07/29/2014) [-]
Oi ur a cheeky cunt arent ya m8
1v1 me
Ill reck you
#58 to #2 - boosac (07/30/2014) [-]
ook ya str8 in da gabber
User avatar #9 to #2 - jackledead (07/29/2014) [-]
I think he's actually very handsome when he looks at them.
User avatar #11 to #9 - mobysdick (07/29/2014) [-]
I am a heterosexual man and I think you are right.
User avatar #22 to #11 - frenulum ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
stop oppressing me
User avatar #136 to #11 - mobysdick (07/31/2014) [-]
lol 69
User avatar #83 to #64 - skinjacker (07/30/2014) [-]
That picture doesn't work anymore.
User avatar #24 to #11 - neokun (07/29/2014) [-]
samefag
#14 to #2 - xcoreyx (07/29/2014) [-]
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#6 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
He's kinda cute!
User avatar #52 to #6 - swampwaterjack (07/30/2014) [-]
$20 says that youre a dude given that this website is quite strange
#54 to #52 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Well he's an anon so faggotry is expected wait.... ****
#38 - fishinyourface (07/30/2014) [-]
I feel kind of annoyed for him, because  maybe I'm just paranoid  it sucks when people laugh in front of you or behind you or something and you have a feeling it's about you. It's not cool...
I feel kind of annoyed for him, because maybe I'm just paranoid it sucks when people laugh in front of you or behind you or something and you have a feeling it's about you. It's not cool...
#57 to #38 - blackmanrollipolli (07/30/2014) [-]
aww cheer up little guy, everyoneno one will laugh at you here on Funny Junk, you came to the wrongright place!
aww cheer up little guy, everyoneno one will laugh at you here on Funny Junk, you came to the wrongright place!
#55 to #38 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
I used to have pretty bad social anxiety. I would hear someone laugh on the other side of the class and it felt like people were talking about me. I would just assume people were judging me and everything I did or said. I'm mostly pass it now but this content strongly reminds me of it for some reason.
User avatar #26 - titsequalthumbs (07/29/2014) [-]
what annoyed me is that she had to jump into the gif to laugh
User avatar #80 to #26 - kievaughnb (07/30/2014) [-]
She's leaning away from in front of a webcam and then coming in to look like she was actually looking at her computer and not recording that guy in the case that he looked her way (which he did).
#3 - ohayougozaimasu (07/29/2014) [-]
Or that guy faked the sneeze so that it appeared the girl could do that.
Or that guy faked the sneeze so that it appeared the girl could do that.
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#15 to #3 - dxniel (07/29/2014) [-]
He probably was sneezing a lot, so they decided to record this.
#8 to #3 - morphose (07/29/2014) [-]
**morphose rolled image** Impossible!
User avatar #5 to #3 - Tusura (07/29/2014) [-]
Or he had been sneezing all class so they set up something funny.

Either option works for me.
User avatar #7 to #5 - xgreenmaidenx (07/29/2014) [-]
Or my personal favorite...witchcraft
User avatar #40 to #5 - zerkerex (07/30/2014) [-]
Or it could be all coincidence
#65 to #5 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Or there's just a lack of facts and you should just eat a dick and die
User avatar #132 to #65 - Tusura (07/30/2014) [-]
Somebody is butt hurt.

Or are you happy and wishing your greatest fantasy on me?
#1 - warlockrichard (07/29/2014) [-]
what is this black magic 			*******
what is this black magic *******
#86 - manofiron (07/30/2014) [-]
Sneezing into his hand.
#98 to #86 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
OF COURSE YOU SNEEZE ON YOUR HAND, THE SLEEVE IS FOR COUGHING.
User avatar #131 to #98 - manofiron (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm don't even have germaphobia, and that **** is disgusting. Unless you're some social pariah that doesn't touch anybody, sneezing into your hand is a rather quick way to get others sick. Especially in a school environment, like that. "Walk into any pre-K or elementary classroom in the U.S. and you’ll be surprised to see that kids don’t cough or sneeze into their hands anymore. It’s simply not done, and it’s easy to see why. Coughing or sneezing directly into a hand that subsequently touches food, money or other people is clearly a recipe for contagion. The real wonder is that people failed for so many years to spot this simple truth. A typical sneeze can travel 100 m.p.h. and spew countless germs into the air. One study found that viruses can survive much longer on objects like dollar bills than originally thought, particularly when found in high concentrations like those from a single sneeze.

The nation’s health experts have been recommending for years that people not sneeze or cough into their hands but cover their mouth or nose with a tissue instead (which they are advised to quickly dispose of and follow with 20 seconds of vigorous hand washing). Four years ago, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius called out a reporter during a briefing to rebuke him for improper sneezing etiquette, demonstrating the proper technique with her elbow. Sesame Street has taught millions of children the hygienic way to sneeze and cough."
#134 to #131 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
als you have to do is go wash your hands after and you dont have a dirty sleeve :p
#10 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
>Sneezing into your hand
>Not sneezing into your sleeve or shoulder
>Touching things
eww
#81 to #10 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
What a sick cunt that guy is.
#104 to #10 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
my thoughts exactly
User avatar #28 to #10 - brendantheferret (07/29/2014) [-]
Quit having the immune system of a bitch
#13 to #10 - gentlemanotaku (07/29/2014) [-]
>sneezing
>getting your sleeve/shoulder/hand dirty
>not holding your sneeze like a proffessional


wat r u casul?
User avatar #16 to #13 - thepandaking (07/29/2014) [-]
dude don't hold your sneezes in
User avatar #61 to #16 - gentlemanotaku (07/30/2014) [-]
i always think im gonna get a hemorrhage, but then im kay



one day tho, my eyes are going to drip blood
#74 to #61 - yaybacon (07/30/2014) [-]
I worry for you man.    no homo
I worry for you man. no homo
User avatar #72 to #61 - thepandaking (07/30/2014) [-]
lol I say just play it safe and let it out, the worst that'll happen is your sleeve will get a bit wet and someone will say 'bless you'
User avatar #73 to #72 - gentlemanotaku (07/30/2014) [-]
b-b-but muh euphoria...
User avatar #75 to #73 - thepandaking (07/30/2014) [-]
"bless you"
"I don't need your blessings, I have my intellect"
*tips hat*

no but seriously I've always heard religious people joke about that but never met anyone that much of an asshole.
User avatar #76 to #75 - gentlemanotaku (07/30/2014) [-]
i have a friend who doesnt like being told god bless you, but i think shes pagan or something
User avatar #77 to #76 - thepandaking (07/30/2014) [-]
modern pagans are weird, I don't know any personally so I don't really like to have an opinion on them but like.. why.
All of my non religious friends treat that just like they treat the saying 'oh my god' or 'oh god'
it's just accepted as a traditional thing to do. Some people say 'excuse me' after sneezing so that other people don't feel obligated to say bless you, and I think that's kind of nice since it's neutral and that's polite to do after you burp or whatever.
User avatar #17 to #13 - darthblam ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
**** that, that **** hurts.
User avatar #31 to #10 - duedum (07/29/2014) [-]
>anime

******* gross mane
User avatar #19 to #10 - fedegon (07/29/2014) [-]
>Not carrying around anti-germs for all times
>Not turning to floor to sneeze without affecting anyone
>Not carrying around quick-to-use tissues for ALL possible emergencies
>Not having a nano-bor respiratory system to avoid all sneezes possible
>Not being perfect being which has no need to sneeze, blink or even fart
>And even if it all goes wrong, not touching person you hate inappropriately after sneeze

Seriously, how can you be this unprepared?
#18 to #10 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Keeping my $5000 suit clean > Touching your filthy peasant hand.
Keeping my $5000 suit clean > Touching your filthy peasant hand.
#59 - Hitcher (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh gosh that guy is so cute jfc

his lil confused face when he looks ups and the millisecond at the end where he starts to smile holy ****
#96 to #59 - magichole (07/30/2014) [-]
thirsty i am
thirsty i am
#123 to #59 - murphyslawtesties (07/30/2014) [-]
>quenching thirst with lemonade
#87 to #59 - xgeneration (07/30/2014) [-]
**xgeneration rolled image**
you need the entire ocean for this thirst
#69 to #59 - becauseyoutoldmeto (07/30/2014) [-]
the thirst is real
the thirst is real
#78 to #59 - TonHyukOTP (07/30/2014) [-]
I feel this thirst
I feel this thirst
#56 - itsthebow (07/30/2014) [-]
He sneezed straight into his hand...
He sneezed straight into his hand...
#99 to #56 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
THERES NO TISSUES AROUND
User avatar #129 to #99 - jklbnm (07/30/2014) [-]
THERE'S A THING CALLED AN ELBOW
#133 to #129 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
yeah but hed have to sneeze on his sleeve and thats even more gross?
#102 to #56 - kyukyuu (07/30/2014) [-]
WHERE ELSE WOULD HE SNEEZE?
#23 - spidurman (07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 - Zydratejunkie (07/29/2014) [-]
He's cute.
User avatar #32 to #29 - indonesia (07/29/2014) [-]
shut up. you're cute.
User avatar #36 to #35 - indonesia (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm serious
#37 to #36 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh sorry, here, I'll be serious.
#42 - dronenortle (07/30/2014) [-]
Coming from a straight guy, he's uhhh...he's kinda cute.
Coming from a straight guy, he's uhhh...he's kinda cute.
#60 to #42 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
You're not the only one in this comment section, apparently.
But it's definitely nowhere near: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4536380/headphones/
User avatar #105 to #42 - Conquistador (07/30/2014) [-]
Fag.
#117 to #105 - dronenortle (07/30/2014) [-]
Say it to mah face.
Say it to mah face.
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#44 to #42 - catburglarpenis (07/30/2014) [-]
"straight guy"   
   
			*****		 I'm bi and I don't agree with you. Looks like you need a little... Kinsey Scale.
"straight guy"

***** I'm bi and I don't agree with you. Looks like you need a little... Kinsey Scale.
#53 to #44 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
>bisexuality
>bisexuality
#137 to #44 - anon (10/26/2014) [-]
Bisexuality doesn't exist you edgy 12 year old
#138 to #137 - catburglarpenis (10/27/2014) [-]
>replying to a comment that's 3 months old   
>calling a 27 year old man an edgy 12 year old   
>not doing any research on The Kinsey Scale   
>Being a filthy anon
>replying to a comment that's 3 months old
>calling a 27 year old man an edgy 12 year old
>not doing any research on The Kinsey Scale
>Being a filthy anon
#135 to #44 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
uh huh...."bi"
#62 to #42 - MrAsdf (07/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 to #42 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
Look I'm not gay, But I would strap him to a table and shove my dick to the nuts right in his asshole while he tweaks my nipples
#50 to #49 - dronenortle (07/30/2014) [-]
Seriously, dick inside his ass is gay, but kisses, compliments, hugs, brojobs are still straight.
User avatar #51 to #50 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
lel brojobs
#46 to #43 - dronenortle (07/30/2014) [-]
Dude it's 2014 you can be straight and know that another guy is cute, after you starting 			*******		 him it's gay but compliments, hugs, cheek kisses, brojobs are fair game dude.
Dude it's 2014 you can be straight and know that another guy is cute, after you starting ******* him it's gay but compliments, hugs, cheek kisses, brojobs are fair game dude.
#67 to #46 - thesecretberry (07/30/2014) [-]
among bros, it's only gay if he pushes back
#85 to #46 - fistmyass (07/30/2014) [-]
Only if you say "no homo".
User avatar #114 to #46 - mmfan (07/30/2014) [-]
brojobs are a thing? Oh well that's a relief, I guess I'm still straight then.
#63 to #46 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
#27 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
Aw he's cute.
#88 - therealbadman (07/30/2014) [-]
**therealbadman rolled image**
#106 - anon (07/30/2014) [-]
Lol'd at all the closet homos in the comments saying "omg ehs hawt but em str8".
User avatar #33 - uzimakelover (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh boy he's hawt.

I think am straight.
User avatar #45 to #33 - catburglarpenis (07/30/2014) [-]
Comment #44
User avatar #95 to #33 - bulbasaurb (07/30/2014) [-]
Wait a sec...Uzimakelover? Are you uchihalover's rival who will reply with stuff about Naruto whenever he posts **** about Sasuke?
User avatar #126 to #95 - uzimakelover (07/30/2014) [-]
I used to be uchihalover's trolling buddy.

It got boring quick.
#68 - billiamclinton (07/30/2014) [-]
I can't decide if thumbing this up is worth it or not.
User avatar #25 - katarinaismywaifu (07/29/2014) [-]
******* sluts. They should leave him alone.
User avatar #116 - floogin (07/30/2014) [-]
more like Bitch-craft. Damn im funny
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