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Winter is like an RPG

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OUT INTO THE UNKNOWN
FUR HELMET
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FOR LOCAL NPCS
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THE DOLLAR OF LINCOLN.
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WINTER AND RPGS LONG ANYWAY
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#1 - flaffyfloof (02/01/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Pfft.. frost resistance is for elves.
#2 - pedocommando ONLINE (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>give up
******* casual.
#16 - robotgoose (02/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>Wearing a scarf
>Wearing a cowl
>Not having natural frost resistance
#6 - fareastbrainseer (02/01/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's really okay with winter. It's February, and I'm not even tired of the cold yet, but I can't stand it getting hot in the summer for more than a few weeks.
#13 - tmgrskat (02/01/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Shrouded Cowl   
>Fortify Warmth   
Do you even Fortify Archery 30%?
>Shrouded Cowl
>Fortify Warmth
Do you even Fortify Archery 30%?
#12 - thechosentroll (02/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Casuals.
Casuals.
#34 - hentaisweetie (02/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But RPG's & fighting are my 2 favorite genres.
But RPG's & fighting are my 2 favorite genres.
#26 - catpisseverdeen (02/02/2014) [-]
Being from South Texas, the cold is the devil to me. You could simply blow cool air on me and I'd shiver. MFW I visited Russia.
#60 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2014) [-]
Give up?
***** winter is the best season. I always want to go back to winter.
#40 - solarisofcelestia (02/02/2014) [-]
Too true. But at least there are no dragons.
User avatar #23 - Durp (02/01/2014) [-]
I prefer winter to summer. Sure, the cold isn't the most fun thing ever, but it's so much easier to warm up than it is to cool down.
#29 - Brerfalque (02/02/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #69 - thepinkestofthepie (02/02/2014) [-]
What a ******* idiot. Everyone knows Frost Protection doesn't stack. Is it possible to be so stupid?
#64 - lesolan (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitches all complaining about the cold... Bitches don't even know cold. Bitches ain't even close to my level...
User avatar #55 - corsairjoshua (02/02/2014) [-]
"Winter Guard Cuirass"

Yep, I know what I'm gonna be calling my coats from now on.
#76 - thisotherdude (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitch, winter is the ******* greatest, everything looks nice and white, you don't have to give a single **** about garden work, all my best clothes are cold weather clothes, and summer is way too hot.

Yes, I am Canadian.
#75 - wildberk ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Me during long unskippable speeches.
Me during long unskippable speeches.
#68 - jonathankitty (02/02/2014) [-]
This is why I'm a spellcaster.

"I cast... VIAGRA!"

Spell has backfired! Erection lasted longer than four hours.

"I cast... CALL FRIEND TO PICK ME UP TO HOSPITAL!"

Spell has backfired! Friend is busy masturbating!

"Well **** ."

Spell has worked! Jonathan successfully **** himself! -40 HP!
#42 - horigis (02/02/2014) [-]
i hate dorkly lol xD
User avatar #53 - zombiejew ONLINE (02/02/2014) [-]
Too bad it doesn't snow here where I live in California
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