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#1 - flaffyfloof
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User avatar #10 to #1 - mrcowll
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As a Canadian, I can be outside in -10 and still not need a coat for like 5 minutes (Usually when I go out with my dog). I rarely use a winter coat, usually I have a jacket for all year round. I laugh at the reaction of people in the south even though it hits +20 and I nearly die. All measurements are Celsius Because metric master race.
#43 to #10 - skybornetide
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Hail, Men of the North!
Hail, Men of the North!
User avatar #79 to #10 - aviators
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As a man who lives an hour away from Canada, I completely agree.
User avatar #30 to #10 - commontroll
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As a Texan, I'm able to go in -5C without a jacket, but you don't hear me going and bragging about that to everybody I meet. You Canadians think you're better, but you're just human like everybody else.

Damn Canadians, thinking they're the demi-gods of cold weather.
#54 to #30 - sketchE
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didnt texas close down schools over four inches of snow?have you ever been forced to go outside at -20 F?
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User avatar #83 to #54 - commontroll
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Depends on what part of Texas. And it was more because of just ice everywhere.
User avatar #66 to #54 - badsamaritan
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From Texas and not to good with conversions but here goes.

> Play a baseball game in 119 degrees F
> 3-4 months later, play baseball in the snow.

Nothing stops a Texan not even them pesky ol' environmentalists and der dagnabbin global warmen hoax
User avatar #61 to #54 - jacksipian
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That's because it doesn't snow often enough for them to have enough plows and stuff on standby to go deal with it like we do up in the north, that's why.
User avatar #82 to #61 - sketchE
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it still takes them a few days to get the snow plows going up here. we usually end up driving in almost a foot of snow when most people dont have snow tires on yet
User avatar #86 to #82 - jacksipian
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Really? and where is that? is that Canada or northern U.S.? because I'm in Rhode Island and as soon as it hits like 2-3 inches we already have plows hitting the major roads and stuff so we don't have much of a problem with that.
User avatar #87 to #86 - sketchE
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(02/02/2014) [-]
anchorage alaska
User avatar #88 to #87 - jacksipian
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You guys have some problems then, i don't know what to tell you.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sketchE
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eh its not that big of a deal really. driving in snow isnt difficult. ive gone the past two years without proper snow tires and had no problems. the real issue is when the snow hits its always like the middle of the day when people have work and school to go to so we dont really have an opportunity to get the plow out when the roads are full
#45 to #30 - anon id: aa6b42fa
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Im from Russia so Canada, is just a warm summer day
User avatar #38 to #30 - mrcowll
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Calm your dick bro. Your from a place that when it gets hot no one cares. I'm from a place that when it gets cold no one cares. I do not think I'm all high and mighty for being able to bare the cold. I think I'm all high and mighty because I have Tim Hortons.
#84 to #38 - commontroll
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From what I know, Tim Horton's is pretty streets ahead.
#24 to #1 - kingthatcrawls
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Actually, don't Nords have frost resistance..?
To endure.. The Frost of Skyrim..?
#3 to #1 - ariux
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Mighty nord master race.
User avatar #31 to #3 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Filthy N'wah
#36 to #3 - newdevyx
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thanks mate.
#2 - pedocommando
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(02/01/2014) [-]
>give up
******* casual.
#33 to #2 - dinonator
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#11 to #2 - munchyman
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#16 - robotgoose
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(02/01/2014) [-]
>Wearing a scarf
>Wearing a cowl
>Not having natural frost resistance
#32 to #16 - ibangbabys
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(02/02/2014) [-]
>Being a filthy nord
>Not playing as khajiit/wood elf master races
#37 to #32 - flashiscool
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(02/02/2014) [-]
>Playing as a Khajit
#73 to #37 - vgmddg
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(02/02/2014) [-]
World of Warcraft Mr. T Commercial TV ad > Not playing as a Night Elf Mohawk
#80 to #73 - flashiscool
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(02/02/2014) [-]
oh lord those warcraft commercials were legendary
User avatar #67 to #37 - chewiewhatawookie
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Well I like them...They're sneaky little rascals
User avatar #48 to #32 - rarityrarityrarity
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(02/02/2014) [-]
>wood elf
>acknowledged as a playable class

wat
#51 to #48 - ibangbabys
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(02/02/2014) [-]
DO YOU EVEN BOW THIEF
User avatar #52 to #51 - rarityrarityrarity
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I have had a bow/stealth/one-handed khajiit but I've never really bothered getting thieving up since its so useless.
User avatar #70 to #52 - jonathankitty
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Useless? I don't call it useless to initiate proctology exams with two daggers at once.
User avatar #44 to #32 - chimpaflimp
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(02/02/2014) [-]
*Argonian master race.
#41 to #32 - solarisofcelestia
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Wood Elves FTW!
#6 - fareastbrainseer
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Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's really okay with winter. It's February, and I'm not even tired of the cold yet, but I can't stand it getting hot in the summer for more than a few weeks.
User avatar #7 to #6 - huffe
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**** son. the change of month just hit me. it's been 1/12 of the year already
User avatar #17 to #6 - lamarsmithgot
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Tacoma washington born and raised, currently living in san fran. I just wanna say. **** the summer. The summer is nothing but sticky, dirty, smelly, sweaty, hot, ********. I HATE it how every ******* major event here is held outdoors, during ************* JULY. I would give my goddamn left testicle to be able to wake up to light snowfall everyday for the rest of my life.
#91 to #17 - fareastbrainseer
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I've lived in the lower midwest my whole life, and we get all four seasons at full force. Temperatures get up to 100 with a lot of humidity in July, and we see plenty of days and nights in the single digits all winter, so I feel like I have a valid opinion on being able to pick one or the other as being better.
User avatar #92 to #91 - lamarsmithgot
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Aren't you guys going through like a goddamn record winter right now?
#93 to #92 - fareastbrainseer
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Yeah, it was pretty bad at the beginning of the year. We got a lot of drifting snow, so it was hard to measure how much exactly, but there were 2-3 foot drifts outside my house, and the windchill got to about -30. That only lasted about a week though, and the rest of this winter has been pretty normal where I am. We've gotten snow and ice here and there, but nothing else special.
User avatar #94 to #93 - lamarsmithgot
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Huh. Just so you know, the media here is acting like the gods of frost are perpetually diarrhea-ing on the mid west
#95 to #94 - fareastbrainseer
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I figured as such. Some places are worse off than here from what I can tell. There's probably more going on up north, but that's more normal there too. Georgia seems to have gotten a little bit of snow lately, but down south any amount of ice is a big deal.
User avatar #14 to #6 - weinerdick
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I just want a constant 60-70 degrees year round. It would be glorious.
User avatar #9 to #6 - thewaronbeingcool
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Yep, winter is so much better.

If it's cold you can just wrap up warmer and get on with your day.

If it's hot then you just have to deal with it, or sit under an air conditioner all day.
User avatar #22 to #9 - spanishiqiustion
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(02/01/2014) [-]
or take off enough layers till it becomes illegal
#13 - tmgrskat
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&gt;Shrouded Cowl   
&gt;Fortify Warmth   
Do you even Fortify Archery 30%?
>Shrouded Cowl
>Fortify Warmth
Do you even Fortify Archery 30%?
User avatar #25 to #13 - mondamini
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If only i could thumb twice for both text and picture
#28 to #13 - anon id: 35bb332f
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**anonymous rolls 7,973,231**
#35 to #13 - anon id: 24c60042
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Sauce on gif?
User avatar #49 to #35 - billywonka
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future diary
User avatar #46 to #35 - broswagonist
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Looks like Mirai Nikki to me.
User avatar #71 to #13 - jonathankitty
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You have to enchant it for that.
User avatar #85 to #71 - tmgrskat
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Not really.
User avatar #90 to #85 - jonathankitty
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Oh, talking about the one in Skyrim? Alrighty then.
#12 - thechosentroll
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Casuals.
Casuals.
User avatar #15 to #12 - weinerdick
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You'd think Skwisgaar would be used to it too
User avatar #18 to #15 - thechosentroll
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Yeah, I've wondered about that as well. Skwisgaar's finnish, while Toki's norwegian. Guess norwegians are just more scandinavianer.
User avatar #39 to #18 - assrocket
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Scandinavi-er
User avatar #19 to #18 - weinerdick
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I thought Skwisgaar was Swedish and Toki was Finnish?
I also thought Sweden'd be colder
User avatar #20 to #19 - thechosentroll
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I dunno. I could be wrong. I don't even know anymore.
User avatar #27 to #20 - animedudej
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Toki's apparently Norwegian... so yeah! filthy casual Swedish people ^^



naw JK they're totaly bro's to us Nords even though we make so many jokes about them ^
^
#21 to #12 - anon id: f7c9d33f
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Why is Skwisgar shivering? He's from Sweden, it gets pretty cold up there too.
#34 - hentaisweetie
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But RPG's &amp; fighting are my 2 favorite genres.
But RPG's & fighting are my 2 favorite genres.
User avatar #58 to #34 - kietzu
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I'm very pleased to add that to my gif collection.
#26 - catpisseverdeen
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Being from South Texas, the cold is the devil to me. You could simply blow cool air on me and I'd shiver. MFW I visited Russia.
#60 - EdwardNigma
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Give up?
***** winter is the best season. I always want to go back to winter.
#40 - solarisofcelestia
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Too true. But at least there are no dragons.