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#22 - pornoranger (06/07/2014) [-]
you lack commitment, OP
User avatar #79 to #22 - commontroll ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
It's great because they can't cut the lock...
User avatar #64 to #22 - amusingusername (06/08/2014) [-]
RIP ear.
User avatar #65 to #64 - aerosol (06/08/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #2 - TheHutchie (06/07/2014) [-]
A friend of mine suggested bringing the key to a different padlock with you, and then tossing it one way and running the other way. What are they going to chase, you, or what they think is the key for their misery?
#38 to #2 - creepyfapper (06/07/2014) [-]
Hah, " key to their misery"
#41 to #2 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
That is ******* genius
User avatar #62 to #2 - misterfrog (06/08/2014) [-]
or you could flush a different key down the toilet in front of their eyes
User avatar #5 to #2 - adu ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
These are the kind of thoughts that evil geniuses have.
#44 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #37 - whycanticaps (06/08/2014) [-]
oh god that's gross
#76 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
#90 to #76 - jsrf (06/08/2014) [-]
its good to wear helmets
#77 to #76 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
#78 to #77 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #88 to #78 - lucianolp (06/08/2014) [-]
But why
#99 to #88 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Because
User avatar #93 to #76 - nicnacquarterback (06/08/2014) [-]
BLUE SHIRTS UNSAFE
BE SURE TO WEAR YOUR YELLOW SHIRT WHEN BIKING TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY
#51 - doctorprofessornv (06/08/2014) [-]
Although I think this is a rather rude thing to do to someone, it does bring up the point that piercings (especially large loop-type piercings) can be a serious liability in a fight, or just in general. If you want to do it anyway go ahead, it's a free country and some piercings can look good if done in good taste. Just be prepared to have that **** get grabbed/padlocked/caught on a tree branch/etc...
User avatar #53 to #51 - shinote (06/08/2014) [-]
I completely & utterly agree with this. I have always thought about this. It makes you weak, literally.

Same with Septum piecings, you know how easy those are to grab.
#63 to #51 - rainyeyes (06/08/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

Only pussies get these kinds of piercings. They would probably lie down in fetal position during a fight.
User avatar #58 to #51 - mastersaturday (06/08/2014) [-]
I guess some people rely on the fact that not everyone is a douchebag who will try and pick a fight with a random stranger.
User avatar #98 to #58 - paraplegicdinosaur (06/08/2014) [-]
There's being hopeful and then there's just plain naiveness.
#56 - roegath ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Its easier to get off, but just imagine the **** you can hang off this
#27 - thewasteland (06/07/2014) [-]
If I could I would pay people for doing this
User avatar #72 to #27 - darksideofthebeast (06/08/2014) [-]
You... Could. You just have to find the right person.
#46 - imungo (06/08/2014) [-]
-Put lock in ear
-Lock it
-Rip it the **** out
-Now run
#1 - murillable (06/07/2014) [-]
Nice going. I hate those ******* things.
User avatar #43 to #1 - xsap (06/07/2014) [-]
"i hate thous things"
just because you don't like it doesn't mean you should do something bad to it you twat
#45 to #43 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Butthurt stretcherfag detected
#29 - tobe (06/07/2014) [-]
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#69 - insaneiare (06/08/2014) [-]
i will take my award now
User avatar #80 to #69 - trueraiderfan (06/08/2014) [-]
you have some dust in your nose
User avatar #81 to #80 - insaneiare (06/08/2014) [-]
its not me its a girl at work
#86 to #81 - trueraiderfan (06/08/2014) [-]
HUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUE
User avatar #60 - crimsonsunshine (06/08/2014) [-]
or pad lock a chain attacked to a 50 lb weight to their ear. when they go to run.. *RIP*
User avatar #3 - syntheticdoll (06/07/2014) [-]
I don't think it's that funny. Ye, it's ugly but it's their choice and you wouldn't be happy for example if you wore a piece of clothing that YOU liked and someone ripped it off you just because they don't like it. It's their body to **** up, don't hurt them. I have 3 earring in each ear a lot of people don't like but that doesn't mean it's okay for them to rip them out.
#13 to #3 - caninefurryz (06/07/2014) [-]
No, its like me not liking the type of shoes you have and tying the laces together.
User avatar #14 to #13 - syntheticdoll (06/07/2014) [-]
Still being an asshole. Also, it's a little easier to untie your lace than removing a closed padlock...
#15 to #14 - caninefurryz (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm not saying to do this to a complete stranger, but to a good friend, it would be funny.
#4 to #3 - skullball ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #3 - derpsenderp (06/07/2014) [-]
I think it's pretty funny
User avatar #23 - kjftiger (06/07/2014) [-]
I showed a friend of mine, that had gauges, is that what they are called? this idea when I was a freshman...the dumb ass decided to do it to himself and wore the lock for a good portion of the day
#59 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
All in all, this is funny if you do it to a friend as a joke, and then unlock it afterwards.
You are the scum of the earth if you do this to someone and never unlock it.
User avatar #50 - hyeroshi (06/08/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike gauges, I can manage to live with having to see them on people. so long as lip plates don't become a fad I'll be okay.
User avatar #16 - corpsedolly (06/07/2014) [-]
Some people have tried to remove the lock with tools and really hurt themselves. It makes me sad to see this.
User avatar #18 to #16 - kennyh (06/07/2014) [-]
How did they hurt themselves?
Cut a big hole into themse.....oh.
User avatar #19 to #18 - corpsedolly (06/07/2014) [-]
No, I've seen people using power saws to cut the metal. Doing that extremely close to your face can burn you from the sparks given off, and of course cutting into the skin if the operator of the tool isn't careful.
User avatar #20 to #19 - kennyh (06/07/2014) [-]
I know I am just a cynical ass but I think if you are stupid enough to cut a lock off your ear with a powertool you should cut your jugular and never breed.

I mean....bolt cutter, sheesh.
User avatar #25 to #19 - onewithpokerface (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeaah I have to agree with kennyh

If you're stupid enough to use powertools or something that dangerous that close to your face

You deserve everything coming to you
#39 to #25 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
how are they gunna get it off then? sure its a dumb idea, but if the person who attached it was random and they didnt give you the key your options are to cut it off or try to obtain a key for it. if there isnt enough space to put it in bolt cutters a power tool may be the only option.
#67 to #39 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Tonight on "I don't know how bolt cutters work" Is this stupid asshole!
User avatar #95 to #19 - sursum (06/08/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ just go to a locksmiths
User avatar #21 - inthenameofcake (06/07/2014) [-]
No matter how much you hate stretched ears/people with stretched ears, this is not a cool thing to do unless they're a friend and its just a joke and you're gonna give them the key.
Having something that heavy in it can cause damage, and so can trying to cut it off.

inb4 "they're already damaging their ears" - yeah well a lot of people thinks it looks good. Ripped hanging flesh doesn't look good to anybody. Not cool.
User avatar #26 - hughjackmanfan (06/07/2014) [-]
Everyone in the comments keeps saying how ugly these things are, but if people want to do it let them do it. it doesnt affect you in anyway. besides im sure that all of us have a flaw that is less than attractive but people dont go around telling you to fix it.

also im a little biased because i have gauges
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User avatar #73 to #26 - darksideofthebeast (06/08/2014) [-]
Go finger **** your gauges and get off of here.
#28 to #26 - fishinyourface (06/07/2014) [-]
using logic? not around here bub
User avatar #61 to #26 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
It does effect us. It's a nasty ass eyesore that we look at.
User avatar #82 to #61 - hughjackmanfan (06/08/2014) [-]
Yea, so are you. but we dont complain.
#83 to #82 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Still judging your 			******		 life choices.
Still judging your ****** life choices.
User avatar #84 to #83 - hughjackmanfan (06/08/2014) [-]
At my size they can heal up. so its not going to stay with me forever.
#85 to #84 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
But can others say the same?
But can others say the same?
User avatar #87 to #85 - hughjackmanfan (06/08/2014) [-]
No, not all of them. and i agree once it gets past the point of no return it can get kinda gross. But still we have to let people do their own thing man.
#89 to #87 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?  Felt like I had to throw that in there because my comment #85 reminded me of it. Not a serious retort.
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same? Felt like I had to throw that in there because my comment #85 reminded me of it. Not a serious retort.
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