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emperorwatergate (01/10/2016) [-]
A combination of The Vengabus - We Like To Party, Snoop Dogg- Smoke Weed Everyday, and the Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Song.
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wellimnotsure (01/10/2016) [-] just finished my yearly watching of Princess Mononoke a few minutes ago, what timing
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scooterdanny (01/10/2016) [-] I was going to question why you called it like a weeabo, then i remembered. It was made in japan. I feel smart now
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spacekraken ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Maybe he got a loose grip and the force of the string going forwards rotated it?
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putincanmeltcrimea (01/10/2016) [-] have no fear, muslim suicide bombers are depleting. if i were you i would be scared of hindu suicide bombers...
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eyelaughdahame (01/10/2016) [-] Don't laugh too hard or you'll set off your suicide vest.
Don't hit me I'm just making a joke.
Don't hit me I'm just making a joke.
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virtualsloth (01/10/2016) [-]
Islam is not a heresy of christianity.
Catholicism is a heresy of Orthodoxy and vice versa. Shia is a heresy of Sunni and vice versa. Christanity and Islam consider each other HEATHENs.
L2 crusader kings, fag
Catholicism is a heresy of Orthodoxy and vice versa. Shia is a heresy of Sunni and vice versa. Christanity and Islam consider each other HEATHENs.
L2 crusader kings, fag
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tastywheat (01/10/2016) [-] Pretty much every major religion has enemies with every other major religion.
Christians.
Jews.
Muslims.
Atheists.
Actually now that I think about it... everyone's pretty much made enemies with someone else at some point. It's like people naturally fight with one another.
Christians.
Jews.
Muslims.
Atheists.
Actually now that I think about it... everyone's pretty much made enemies with someone else at some point. It's like people naturally fight with one another.
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grovesimus (01/10/2016) [-] Judaism isn't a ''major'' religion. You surely meant every Abrahamic religion.
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lumpymandude (01/10/2016) [-] Except these other religions are not openly destroying other religious people for not being their religion
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lumpymandude (01/10/2016) [-] So. Are we living in the Middle Ages or are we living in 2016. It matters what they are doing now, not centuries ago
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xgrandmoffx (01/10/2016) [-] >Be Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi
>Be muslim
>Get bachelor's, master's and doctorate degrees is Islam from Islamic University of Baghdad
>Claim to have the one true caliphate
>Begin conquest of the Levant
>Commit genocide of everyone who isn't muslim
>Be muslim
>Get bachelor's, master's and doctorate degrees is Islam from Islamic University of Baghdad
>Claim to have the one true caliphate
>Begin conquest of the Levant
>Commit genocide of everyone who isn't muslim
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lumpymandude (01/10/2016) [-] Oh I'm sorry i didnt realize that ISIS didn't stand for "ISLAMIC State of Iraq and the Levant"
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shrinkzz ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Jesus Christ, are you completely devoid of critical thought? The people FIGHTING ISIS are muslim. The vast majorityof people ISIS kills are muslim. Yes, you do have serious problem with fundamentalism in Islam, but that really doesn't mean that a ******* terrorist organisation represents the views an the will of all muslims. Can' you see how hard muslims in western countries are distancing themselves from these cunts? You're really putting words in my mouth by assuming I think the radicals are a tiny minority in the religion.And don't let a freaking YT video do the explaing for you, that just proves wat a lazy attitude you have to properly informing yourself.
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lumpymandude (01/10/2016) [-] Accuses someone of being devoid of critical thought while his only arguments are insults. good job buddy
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shrinkzz ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] ... and you appearantly can't read. Good job to you too. Seriously, a link to a youtube video only stating some polls with no explaination where they come from and a book cover are the best argumets you can offer? I'm starting to feel guity even starting this.
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lumpymandude (01/10/2016) [-] Well my hope is that you would look at them instead of just raging. I don't have the time or the patience to argue with you since you are just going to get mad every time. cya
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sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-] Yeah, but now it feels like Muslims are the commonly vilified group. Remember how people said that if we discovered aliens racism would disappear? It's a bit of the same principle: you're less hostile to different groups if you have a common focus.
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Bobtheblob (01/10/2016) [-] You just need to believe harder in non believing. www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/25/atheists-temple_n_1231848.html
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Ah yes, a place where all the neckbeards can convene together.
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Well no **** it's not a religion, I'm just waiting for the oncoming onslaught by butthurt people.
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] You seem to be getting annoyed over absolutely nothing.
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megatrollinator (01/10/2016) [-] Well, to be fair, the technical definition of "Atheism" split into the Prefix "A-" meaning absense or opposite, and "Theism" meaning a faith based or religious belief system.
Meaning the definition of Atheism is "The Absense of a Faith Based Belief."
Which is basically the opposite of what a Religion is.
Meaning the definition of Atheism is "The Absense of a Faith Based Belief."
Which is basically the opposite of what a Religion is.
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lipidregent (01/10/2016) [-] It is and it isn't, atheism is believing in no gods, monotheism is believing in one god, polytheism is the belief in multiple gods.
It's more of an aspect of religion than it is a religion in and of itself.
It's more of an aspect of religion than it is a religion in and of itself.
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funpunk ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] I have some Muslim friends, and they're pretty nice people. But their religion just seems to be filled with assholes at times.
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bigmanfifty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Fun Fact: George Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.
Over a million Iraqi's died!
Over a million Iraqi's died!
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bigmanfifty ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Not directly. They killed many, but the majority of the deaths came from the power vacuum, resistance to the occupation, and general sociopolitical collapse that could have been avoided.
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anon (01/10/2016) [-]
The thing is, Suadi is not an Islamic country. Yes, it comprises mostly of Muslims, and the ruling class are Muslims, but their laws and rules are tribal (bedouin), not Islamic.
They try to paint their system as Islamic in an attempt to legitimize their behaviors. It's like country claiming to be democratic by forcing each person to vote, at gun point, for X son of Y; great leader general, where he gets 99% approval.
They try to paint their system as Islamic in an attempt to legitimize their behaviors. It's like country claiming to be democratic by forcing each person to vote, at gun point, for X son of Y; great leader general, where he gets 99% approval.
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thumbfortrump ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Many muslims at my law school has defended it in debates. Same goes for Shia muslims who have defended the actions of Iran. Islam is inherently violent. History will be my witness.
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thumbfortrump ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] How? Most of my class mates are some of the brightest people I've ever met. But it's popular amongst muslims, just like med school or engineering.
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Sunset ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] lawyers aren't exactly good representatives of people. hell, i'd go as far to say white lawyers really don't represent white people either, in a general sense. of course many muslims will support SA because it's a muslim country, but with its track record, and for anyone that knows of its actions and deals with Israel, it's largely viewed in a negative light
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AngryRedMidget (01/10/2016) [-] I wish more of the muslim stuff on here was like this, rather then "all muslims are evil and we should wipe them out in another crusade".
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scooterdanny (01/10/2016) [-] I'd be interested in seeing it, i like to understand my fellows, before casting judgement. Having lived for a while in Israel/Palestine, i feel much more sympathy for muslims than i used to.
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buddywuggle (01/10/2016) [-] Children love radical racism/other -isms of such nature. Before puberty knocked a brain into me I was a mini Hitler, angst and all. Funnyjunk, /Pol/, Tumblr, pretty much all racist websites are mostly populated by children. Hence why you may never see more of this for maybe a month.
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thumbfortrump ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Before puberty knocked a brain into me I was a mini sjw, thinking everything was relative, and I should tolerate islam because it was just being misunderstood.
Then I actually read the book.
Then I actually read the book.
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abdullahmag (01/10/2016) [-]
Sunnis and Shia: Because there's a fundamental difference in beliefs, i don't consider Shia to be Islam because the main pillars of Islam is to recognize Mohammad (pbuh) to be the prophet of god, which Shias do not believe in.
Muslims and Christians: idk whatcha talking about, here we have plenty of christians, and i myself have plenty of christian friends and we do discuss religion sometimes without anyone dying or punching the other in the face.
Muslims and Jews: Muslims have no problems with Jews, muslims have problems with zionists and Israel and their supporters, there's a difference and valid reasons.
Muslims and Hindus: again, not a problem with hindus, it's a problem with the Sikh, who killed muslims by the hundreds in India.
Muslims and Christians: idk whatcha talking about, here we have plenty of christians, and i myself have plenty of christian friends and we do discuss religion sometimes without anyone dying or punching the other in the face.
Muslims and Jews: Muslims have no problems with Jews, muslims have problems with zionists and Israel and their supporters, there's a difference and valid reasons.
Muslims and Hindus: again, not a problem with hindus, it's a problem with the Sikh, who killed muslims by the hundreds in India.
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anon (01/10/2016) [-]
False: the main pillar of Islam (called "shahada") is to recognize that there is only one God and Muhammad is his Prophet . And both Sunnis and Shias recognize this.
The (main) difference is that Sunnis consider 'Abu Bakr, 'Umar, 'Uthman and 'Ali to be the first successors of Muhammad (the so-called "khulafa al-ras hidun" = the rightly guided Khalifas). The Shias instead worship the family of the Prophet ("'ahl al-bayt" = people of the house), i.e. Muhammad, his daughter Fatima, her husband 'Ali and their sons Hasan and Husayn, and the claim that 'Ali should have been the first successor of Muhammad.
So there is no difference in belief, it's just politics.
The (main) difference is that Sunnis consider 'Abu Bakr, 'Umar, 'Uthman and 'Ali to be the first successors of Muhammad (the so-called "khulafa al-ras hidun" = the rightly guided Khalifas). The Shias instead worship the family of the Prophet ("'ahl al-bayt" = people of the house), i.e. Muhammad, his daughter Fatima, her husband 'Ali and their sons Hasan and Husayn, and the claim that 'Ali should have been the first successor of Muhammad.
So there is no difference in belief, it's just politics.
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abdullahmag (01/10/2016) [-]
the Shahada is recognize Allah as the only god, and Mohammad to be his prophet and worshipper.
Should've elaborated on this part a bit but i wanted to be concise.
As for the rest, yes, thanks for correcting me.
Should've elaborated on this part a bit but i wanted to be concise.
As for the rest, yes, thanks for correcting me.
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AngryRedMidget (01/10/2016) [-] Sunni and Shia are different sects of Islam. Muslim just means someone who believes in God.
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alfonshister ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] Also the Shia have a pretty interesting system, that allows their Imam's to define religion in weird ways, like saying that their high priests don't have to pray anymore because they are so good (even though the prophet never allowed such a thing and didn't stop himself) or generally making up some stuff contradicting to the Qur'an and the hadith.
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bigskin (01/10/2016) [-] Ibadis was a sect of Islam that originated about 20 years after the death of Mohammed, which predates both Shia and Sunni. They usually abide by a strict adherence of Sharia law, but apparently it's one of the more tolerant and moderate sects of Islam in relation to other religions.
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virtualsloth (01/10/2016) [-]
That's really weird. I also find it weird that Oman is pretty much the only country with a majority of Ibadi population.
Maybe Sunni and Shia needs to be replaced with that?
Maybe Sunni and Shia needs to be replaced with that?
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xgrandmoffx (01/10/2016) [-] I think you have that wrong. The Sunnis believe that the caliphate passed to his cousin, Abu Bakr, because it needs to go through a male succession. The Shiites believe that it passed to his daughter (I forget her name), because it needs to go through the bloodline of the prophet.
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silentwarrior (01/10/2016) [-] Yeah, I know, that's not what I mean. Im saying they are both considered muslims, so the last picture (or the first) is superfluous.
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scooterdanny (01/10/2016) [-] I mean, i see where you're coming from, but they kind of had to have that amount of comparisons to make the original scene work. They can't just go like muslims and germanic pagans, now can they?
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runescapewasgood (01/10/2016) [-] >>#6
many other intricacies evolved after that, but this is what started it
many other intricacies evolved after that, but this is what started it
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] "Damn Muslims. They've ruined Islam"
You wouldn't believe how ******* true this is. I mean, this is the exact reason why Shias hate Sunnis.
Pic somehow related
You wouldn't believe how ******* true this is. I mean, this is the exact reason why Shias hate Sunnis.
Pic somehow related
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alfonshister ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] heh. I see.
But to be honest, after looking at the comments i'm a bit happy that there are other people who know more about that topic. No need to spam more politics.
But to be honest, after looking at the comments i'm a bit happy that there are other people who know more about that topic. No need to spam more politics.
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lolyup (01/10/2016) [-] Groundskeeper Wullie has to be my favourite Simpsons character by far.
Ye used me Skinner, ye used me!
Ye used me Skinner, ye used me!
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riggyrigs (01/10/2016) [-] jews and muslims weren't ennemies before the whole israel thing, they mostly didnt mind each others
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CoolStoryBrosky (01/10/2016) [-] "Sunni's and Shia's are natural enemies...[like] Muslims and other Muslims." is a bit of a redundant statement.
The joke is still funny, don't hurt me too bad fj
The joke is still funny, don't hurt me too bad fj
