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wife gets cucked

Went to Starbucks b/ c Idk hayh/ to
sleep in. Tons of people in line.
Everyone looks like zombies & I' m
spacing out myself. [1]
All of a sudden this guy stands next
to rale and goes, "this is crazy!"
Then grabs rnl/ hand to hold it. /
both looked down at & looked up
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Submitted: 01/09/2016
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#2 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #2 - klina ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
tbh this one looks to be true
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User avatar #34 to #2 - snugglebutt (01/10/2016) [-]
I think this one can be true, but it never went this flawless.
Usually when in these stories the teller says something clever it actually went more like:

v ''You're holding the wrong hands honey.''
> ''You sure?''
< ''H..haha.''

> ''I feel commited to finish this starbucks experience with you now.''
< ''Y..you too.''
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User avatar #46 to #34 - captnnorway (01/10/2016) [-]
I know a guy who would act just like the husband in this story. It's not that hard to believe this happened.
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User avatar #11 to #2 - fourtunehunters (01/10/2016) [-]
Man I'd do this **** , hell I'm more surprised about the fact that I HAVEN'T done this yet.
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#79 to #11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
'wife'
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User avatar #81 to #79 - fourtunehunters (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't need a wife, I just need to find a married man at a starbucks and offer to buy his frappucino's for him if his wife won't and hold his hand
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User avatar #69 to #2 - cleomech (01/10/2016) [-]
This is easily the most legitimate uncommon situation I've ever read about on social media.

If I was the man in front, or the husband, I would have done the same thing.
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User avatar #7 to #2 - loganmadder (01/10/2016) [-]
I think I am autistic enough to hold the guys hand and buy him a coffee
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User avatar #71 to #7 - klick (01/10/2016) [-]
Many autistic people have issues with touching.
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User avatar #22 to #7 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
You'd just wind up married to the guy because it would be to awkward to say you don't love him.
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User avatar #106 to #2 - askafj ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I can dream, Harold.
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#16 to #2 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
look at all these comments about how it didn't happen
every ******* time
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#85 to #2 - ygdosst ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
This is totally plausible.
My dad would probably do this. This is a definately "Dad" thing for someone to do.
He's a weird breed of alpha as **** and socially autistic that I think makes up your stereotypical blissfully oblivious dad.

He'll find a random ass person in Home Depot to strike up a seemingly normal conversation with and six minutes later he's discussing Brazillian tribes that spend all day going down natural water slides naked, and how his lifelong dream was to make an animated series titled Monkey Foot Ninja.
Around this point, twenty minutes in, you can slowly see the random victim's eyes glaze over as their soul leaves their body from an awkward social situation they can't escape. Meanwhile the Duke of Flies and his entourage feasts upon my fetid corpse in the corner, as I've heard this story literally a hundred times. He's brought it up at least once a month for over eight years. 32 hours of my life consumed by Monkey Foot Ninja.
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User avatar #59 to #2 - clechyl (01/10/2016) [-]
"nothing interesting can happen in real life at all ever"
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#92 to #2 - austinrocket (01/10/2016) [-]
glack glack
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User avatar #93 to #92 - bagguhsleep (01/10/2016) [-]
those AK-47s look scary
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#95 to #93 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
exactly why we need gun control
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User avatar #99 to #92 - sincomai (01/10/2016) [-]
download link?
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#73 to #2 - renespar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
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#74 to #73 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
XDDDD
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#87 to #73 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

but u do realise that it's not impossible for ppl to lie on the internet right?
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#88 to #87 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
11/10 roll.
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#78 to #73 - randaxkull (01/10/2016) [-]
>"FAKE AND GAY"
>999 updicks

Sounds about right.
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User avatar #86 to #73 - opticmonkey (01/10/2016) [-]
To be fair a lot of the time the tumblr stories do come off as being really fake, or they try to make themselves part of the joke when they probably weren't in real life. Usually people that make up stories tend to have run-on sentences, try to explain things in too much detail to make it more funny, or put emphasis on things that make the story believable rather than the funny parts, all of which are pretty common for tumblr stories.

Don't know why everyone gets worked up about it tho, internet stories are just this generation's version of fishing stories
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#56 to #2 - kingpongthedon (01/10/2016) [-]
I accidentally got into the wrong car once when I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from school.
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#66 to #56 - joppo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
omg i did the same
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#89 to #56 - uleaveinpieces (01/10/2016) [-]
Did they at least give you candy?
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#111 to #56 - imjared (01/10/2016) [-]
My friend was buying weed
Got in the wrong car
And said "so 20 right?"

I really wish I could have seen it
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#109 to #63 - tenshiro (01/10/2016) [-]
have some color
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User avatar #48 - metalexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't care if it's ******** , it made me feel so cozy.
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User avatar #33 - izdubar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"Fake and gay."

- Ray William Johnson
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User avatar #44 to #33 - sherlockbatman (01/10/2016) [-]
"...literally."

- Ray William Johnson
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#65 to #33 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Its more entertaining than anything he's ever come up with.

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User avatar #51 to #33 - ludislavonac (01/10/2016) [-]
Is Ray W.J still a thing?
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User avatar #68 to #51 - Xiiko (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't think so, =3 is now hosted by some other dude, same jokes same everything different faggot that's all.
Actually RWJ's new videos (that are not =3) are pretty decent in my opinion
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User avatar #62 to #33 - tarekmig (01/10/2016) [-]
"I will finish what you have started"

-Gay William's Johnson
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User avatar #38 to #33 - ashampoo (01/10/2016) [-]
"Here's the dildo"

- Ray William Johnson
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User avatar #39 to #38 - izdubar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"I can't masturbate to Mia Khalifa because because watching her perform only makes me feel as if I myself was being *********** by a black guy with a 12 inch cock."

- Ray William Johnson
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User avatar #40 to #39 - ashampoo (01/10/2016) [-]
"Do you know what they say about a guy with a big golf club? They dont say **** , because nobody watches golf"

- Ray William Johnson
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User avatar #41 to #40 - izdubar ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"The Nazi war-crimes were fabulations orchestrated by the international Jewish conspiracy."

- Ray William Johnson

Are we talking about **** that RWJ actually said? I don't know
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User avatar #42 to #41 - ashampoo (01/10/2016) [-]
"Where is my black baby? Gimme my black baby!" *smacks baby with a baseball bat*

- Ray William Johnson

idk about you but iam
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#19 - pransaculass ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Damn those transparent black smudges, now I can never find out that her name is "Kyoko Escamilla @ItsBATGIRL"? Oh wait.
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#64 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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User avatar #72 - landartheconqueror (01/10/2016) [-]
if this is true, and i'm not saying that it is, that husband is hilarious
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#45 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You see and this is why gay guys are super happy and lesbians and straight guys are ******* miserable.
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User avatar #50 to #45 - theorangefox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Actually a lot of gay/bi friends I have on this site are ******* miserable.
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#54 to #50 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
what everyone needs is a good deep dicking
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User avatar #55 to #54 - theorangefox ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Especially feminazi's
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User avatar #61 to #50 - krobeles (01/10/2016) [-]
"on this site"
There you have it. They're on this site. Of course they're ******* miserable.
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#67 to #50 - floran (01/10/2016) [-]
They are in Fj. That is why
tfw no bf
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#120 to #67 - dielow ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Calm down flower power, there are plenty of people who'd gladly tickle your belly button from the inside.
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#121 to #120 - floran (01/12/2016) [-]
If i wanted just sex i could get it in less than an hour...but sssilly me wants love
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#113 to #67 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Cute name. also yes it because I'm on this site
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#58 - vicecomx (01/10/2016) [-]
oh my...
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#1 - evilkingganon (01/09/2016) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** 5/7
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User avatar #102 to #1 - strangesir (01/10/2016) [-]
Is that someone from Jojo?
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User avatar #103 to #102 - evilkingganon (01/10/2016) [-]
Its Dio ****** up Naruto
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User avatar #104 to #103 - strangesir (01/10/2016) [-]
But why tho
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User avatar #105 to #104 - evilkingganon (01/10/2016) [-]
I guess the artist really doesn't like naruto
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User avatar #70 - iwaswithyourmum (01/10/2016) [-]
Sound fake, but it's kinda funny
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User avatar #17 - severepwner (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't really know what I'm supposed to take from this.
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User avatar #20 to #17 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (01/10/2016) [-]
Marry a man because they're the only one's that put out...
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User avatar #36 to #17 - pokemonstheshiz (01/10/2016) [-]
not everything means some thing
just enjoy them for what they are
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User avatar #18 to #17 - ninesundev ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't believe anything you read on the internet.
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User avatar #15 - gedoushinken (01/10/2016) [-]
I'll be having what she's having.
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#80 - totallytito (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure the husband was joking and his girlfriend has a sense of humor
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User avatar #82 to #80 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/10/2016) [-]
I just accidentaly clicked that image and good god is it high res.

Why the hell would it ever need to be 1280x720?
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User avatar #83 to #82 - totallytito (01/10/2016) [-]
huh.. so that's why it lagged
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User avatar #84 to #83 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (01/10/2016) [-]
It doesn't even look like it should be 720p.
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User avatar #90 - langweilig (01/10/2016) [-]
fed up? thats ******* hilarious. get a sense of humor
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#24 - sgtmajjohnson (01/10/2016) [-]
All the comments about how this didn't happen. It's obviously completely true, just look at the DnD story of accidental romance.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - navadae (01/10/2016) [-]
well.. **** like that happens in my friends campaigns, so the DnD stories are more likely
but the above is entirely ********
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#28 to #25 - mastercolossus (01/10/2016) [-]
probably but it sounds like something i would do if i had money.
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#47 - Xiiko (01/10/2016) [-]
i like dis
but dis never happen
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User avatar #94 - archaicatlas (01/10/2016) [-]
my god i, love this man
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#96 to #94 - crixuz [OP]ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
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#98 to #97 - crixuz [OP]ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
squee
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#77 - xnotcreative (01/10/2016) [-]
I find stories made by women to be so much less credible than stories made by guys.
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