Why men shouldn't cook. . iii', ii, ii, running late. so I had asked mi " itiot to '! ,.. tss' cillit loot iii% ? s' isms: I saw.... instructions unclear, dick stuck in potato
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#2 - whiteusername (06/16/2014) [-]
I don't see the problem here
#36 to #2 - iherdcows (06/17/2014) [-]
What are you going to do when your name starts to turn blue?
User avatar #8 - canan (06/16/2014) [-]
That's actually clever, he will probably not be asked to do anything kitchen related again.
User avatar #58 to #8 - sorinshrouds (06/17/2014) [-]
Looks like he avoided becoming a victim of his own success.
#34 to #8 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
Pretending to be retarded still makes you retarded
User avatar #81 to #34 - usaexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
That's not pretending to be retarded, that's just being a smartass.
User avatar #14 to #13 - atrocitustheking (06/16/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#20 - apylon (06/17/2014) [-]
this is the version i always had saved on my PC haha. looks like one of these people made up a fake story.
#99 to #20 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
i was this picture before this funny joke post. im glad im not the only one who called ******** on this repost.
User avatar #100 to #99 - apylon (06/17/2014) [-]
yeah, I also noticed the version I have is the full picture because it's zoomed more than the other one, so OP (or whoever made the picture above) is a faggot.
User avatar #5 - horsehat (06/16/2014) [-]
instructions unclear, dick stuck in potato
#45 to #5 - yisumad (06/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #5 - wopwop (06/17/2014) [-]
**** ME THAT'S ORIGINAL
#7 to #5 - boomerpyro (06/16/2014) [-]
instructions unclear, potato stuck inside dick
#87 to #7 - SylverSlayer (06/17/2014) [-]
oh 			****		, that was the first picture on this website in a couple weeks thats actually made me laugh
oh **** , that was the first picture on this website in a couple weeks thats actually made me laugh
User avatar #42 to #7 - bastardusnorvegi (06/17/2014) [-]
dick stuck inside instructions, unclear potato
#89 to #7 - sliferzpwns (06/17/2014) [-]
N- N- N-no- nn n n n
N- N- N-no- nn n n n
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Reasons not to marry an engineer
#92 to #9 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
Seconded. Granted I also am not a social retard and always look behind what my woman says to find what she actually means. If i am not sure, and what she just told me to do seems weird, i clarify.

Just because you're an engineer or programmer or someone who takes things literally doesn't give you the excuse to be stupid in normal day-to-day things.
#11 to #9 - Rascal (06/16/2014) [-]
Seriously what the **** has this got to do with engineering? Might as well be reasons not to marry and English speaker.
#12 to #11 - butakun (06/16/2014) [-]
Engineers have a reputation for taking things in the most literal and technical way possible, without necessarily taking common sense into account.
User avatar #32 to #12 - raidaltamimi (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm Engineer and i confirm this.
User avatar #49 to #11 - wthree (06/17/2014) [-]
Engineers are stupid apparently.

They constantly lack common sense, and have an unusually hard time attending a university.
#85 to #49 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
Hahahaha... Oh, wait. You're serious.
User avatar #29 to #9 - securityexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Programmers as well
User avatar #37 to #29 - mrweekends (06/17/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
User avatar #43 to #37 - shadownigga (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm a programmer and I verify.
User avatar #59 to #43 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not a programmer and I compile comply
User avatar #38 to #29 - randomwanker (06/17/2014) [-]
Do you ever get summoned?
User avatar #65 to #38 - securityexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Occasionally
User avatar #3 - majormayor (06/16/2014) [-]
So, that's what going full potato is.
User avatar #70 to #3 - DrAlt (06/17/2014) [-]
no he only went half potato, which is still more potato than the average human
#15 to #3 - butakun (06/16/2014) [-]
Or maybe just half potato?
#44 - presidentmoose (06/17/2014) [-]
that dog is seriously staring down those potatoes, licking his chops
#39 - AverageUser (06/17/2014) [-]
If you do something so incredible wrong the first time, they will never ask you to do it again.
User avatar #27 - DrWanksta (06/17/2014) [-]
And he never had to peel potato again, the end.
#19 - Mebeshe (06/17/2014) [-]
You dense 			************		.
You dense ************ .
#1 - atrocitustheking (06/16/2014) [-]
I almost burst out laughing in a public place. Well played OP.
I almost burst out laughing in a public place. Well played OP.
User avatar #30 - wrocky ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
"programmer problems"
#84 - jacobomexicano (06/17/2014) [-]
But Latvia, so no potato
But Latvia, so no potato
#25 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
Whenever my friends parents asks him to do stuff he'll always do them so terribly they'll never ask him again.

A lazy genious.
User avatar #35 to #25 - ScottP (06/17/2014) [-]
They gave up too quickly. After all, no one gets better without practice
#21 - lordraine (06/17/2014) [-]
I'd be willing to bet money I could cook better than you can, OP.
User avatar #18 - jackmanagan (06/17/2014) [-]
last time i saw this, a dumb housewife was the punchline.

and im a chef, **** your title
#4 - fappingniggers (06/16/2014) [-]
How do you 			****		 up that hard?
How do you **** up that hard?
#93 - lesterthered (06/17/2014) [-]
As a computer science major, it seems to me he followed the instructions correctly.
As a computer science major, it seems to me he followed the instructions correctly.
User avatar #61 - timmywankenobi (06/17/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: Approx 71% of professional chefs are male, and of the top ten living chefs in the world 7 are men.
User avatar #82 to #61 - aldothenazi (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, men are pretty much better at everything so it doesnt really suprise.
User avatar #90 to #61 - xxbandwagonxx (06/17/2014) [-]
That math works out way too well.
User avatar #101 to #90 - timmywankenobi (06/17/2014) [-]
well some judges say 8 out of 10 of the best chefs are male it's debatable.
User avatar #41 - froggets (06/17/2014) [-]
Just like when my mom asks be to empty the washing machine, and then gets mad at me for not refilling it... she asked me to empty it, so I did
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