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Why do we even have that lever?

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#31 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
**emberstar rolls 99**
#87 to #31 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
Flagged for ***********
#88 to #87 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
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#121 to #88 - brrigg (12/18/2013) [-]
rolll dubs-350 thumbs   
high five self- 200 thumbs   
admit to first dubs roll- 150 thumbs.   
telling an anon to shut the 			****		 up- priceless.   
there's some noobs you can just ignore, for everyone else, there's Gordon Ramsay.
rolll dubs-350 thumbs
high five self- 200 thumbs
admit to first dubs roll- 150 thumbs.
telling an anon to shut the **** up- priceless.
there's some noobs you can just ignore, for everyone else, there's Gordon Ramsay.
#150 to #121 - emberstar (12/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. I think your comment is my favorite so far.
Thank you. I think your comment is my favorite so far.
User avatar #101 to #88 - mitchr (12/18/2013) [-]
You, good sir, just became one of my favorite users.
This damn thread is beautiful.
#108 to #101 - emberstar (12/18/2013) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
#147 to #31 - mistafishy (12/18/2013) [-]
Wow dude. This thread is like a thumb sponge for you.   
   
Niceeeee.   
   
 Supressing jealousy
Wow dude. This thread is like a thumb sponge for you.

Niceeeee.

Supressing jealousy
#105 to #31 - megayoming (12/18/2013) [-]
questioning my faith in religion and converting to funnyjunk
questioning my faith in religion and converting to funnyjunk
#55 to #31 - ManInKilt (12/17/2013) [-]
things dont just work like that
#56 to #55 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
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#32 to #31 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
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#33 to #32 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
That was my first dubs roll, btw.
That was my first dubs roll, btw.
User avatar #76 to #33 - bluewafflekisser (12/17/2013) [-]
some anon tried rolling dubs with a moth pic, and I as anon rolled dubs I only cried 22 times
#78 to #76 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
.... so what are you trying to tell me? That the last time you rolled dubs, you did it as anon?
.... so what are you trying to tell me? That the last time you rolled dubs, you did it as anon?
User avatar #81 to #78 - bluewafflekisser (12/17/2013) [-]
yes...
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#131 to #76 - unfortunately (12/18/2013) [-]
**unfortunately rolls 16** >how many times you cried.
#132 to #131 - unfortunately (12/18/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for wasting your time.
I'm sorry for wasting your time.
#140 to #132 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, that's time we can't get back.
User avatar #141 to #140 - unfortunately (12/18/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #190 to #141 - bluewafflekisser (12/18/2013) [-]
sssh, it'll be ogre soon
#185 to #131 - kingdaniel (12/18/2013) [-]
**kingdaniel rolls 79**
User avatar #35 to #33 - sasyboncho (12/17/2013) [-]
I hope it's your last.
#36 to #35 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
**emberstar rolls 70** Why?
#38 to #37 - emberstar (12/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #107 to #37 - mrpotatofudge (12/18/2013) [-]
this was your original plan probbably
#110 to #107 - emberstar (12/18/2013) [-]
Yup.
Yup.
#47 to #36 - gtfomylawnbish (12/17/2013) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolls 34**

That's not how you do it, this is how you do it.
#48 to #47 - gtfomylawnbish (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm the captain of this **** up, I'll go down with my ship.
#100 to #48 - mitchr (12/18/2013) [-]
Take it. Use it well.
Take it. Use it well.
#59 to #32 - pettdavids (12/17/2013) [-]
oooh nice, you had a back-up plan, i see
#60 - Digitalphear (12/17/2013) [-]
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I can confirm. This is at Noahs Ark in Wisconsin Dells. Went on this a few years ago, was fun as **** . Ride is called the Scorpions Tail. Was like a 2 hour wait in line but so worth it. mfw going down it
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#68 to #60 - mogex (12/17/2013) [-]
I also went down that slide. The only scary thing about it is the initial hatch opening, other than that, it included highly pressurized water flying at your face at a hundred miles per hour.
User avatar #137 to #60 - HAMMATIMEZ (12/18/2013) [-]
There is one of these in Queensland, Aus. Only that it's called Aqualoop. Was pretty awesome, especially when they say that there's a small chance you may not be able to complete the loop and will get stuck in there.
User avatar #142 to #60 - wlflvr (12/18/2013) [-]
I love that my state, one of the clasically coldest in the union, is also the Water Park Capital of the world.
User avatar #85 to #60 - xmrpoi (12/17/2013) [-]
They also have 2 at the Kalahari, also in Wisconsin Dells.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Digitalphear (12/17/2013) [-]
******* love that place
User avatar #95 to #60 - awakendhybrid (12/17/2013) [-]
So that's the face of someone whose swimming suit has just entered their lower intestine?
User avatar #14 to #8 - majormoron (12/17/2013) [-]
The ride never ends? Thats pretty scary.
#133 - twelveinchessoft (12/18/2013) [-]
**twelveinchessoft rolls 77**
#136 to #133 - qxangelxp (12/18/2013) [-]
Correct lever this time.
Correct lever this time.
#154 to #136 - lastkingofx (12/18/2013) [-]
TO NETFLIX!
TO NETFLIX!
#96 - jooby (12/17/2013) [-]
I'll just put this here.
#99 to #96 - implosay ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Just the thought of it...
User avatar #123 to #99 - brrigg (12/18/2013) [-]
well, if it where to happen, there would probably have to be no water where the person stuck he razor, so it would be up by your elbows if they made you do the whole arms behind your head thing. or even if they did manage to get it where there was water, it would really only be able to hit your arms or your feet. plus, you'd be moving very quickly so it would be over before it could really hurt. so i don't think there's much to be afraid of.

hope this helps.
#103 to #96 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/18/2013) [-]
guess ho is never going on a waterslide again?   
   
   
   
This guy.
guess ho is never going on a waterslide again?



This guy.
User avatar #111 to #103 - crimsonsunshine ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
it's a really old urban legend.
User avatar #155 to #111 - derpbuddytwo (12/18/2013) [-]
besides...the blades wouldn't be all dirty, constant rushing water would wash them off

but seriously, this trap isn't real
User avatar #104 to #5 - shishkobob (12/18/2013) [-]
i saw this picture and tried to figure out when George bush was holding a gun
#162 to #104 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
What?
#174 to #104 - shishkobob (12/18/2013) [-]
ya know like these guys
User avatar #82 - nevrit (12/17/2013) [-]
I've been on one of those, and that thing gave me a nasty wedgie. Turned my shorts into a speedo for a moment.
#1 - viperish (12/17/2013) [-]
What the **** is going on with FunnyJunk today?
#9 to #1 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
look at the drop down bars. mine said hot for some reason. have to switch it to top
#7 to #1 - larfang (12/17/2013) [-]
I feel like this has happened before...lets hope it goes back to normal soon.
#4 to #1 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2013) [-]
It's finally happening.
This is what Ron Paul predicted.
User avatar #13 to #1 - dramakid (12/17/2013) [-]
Is your frontpage a complete pile of **** too?
User avatar #21 to #13 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
Use this, I don't like the new layout much so I use the old one. It still works fine.

www.funnyjunk.com/popular
#23 to #21 - dramakid (12/17/2013) [-]
I was actually talking about content, but thanks for the link anyway.
I was actually talking about content, but thanks for the link anyway.
User avatar #24 to #23 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh okay, I thought you meant it was using newest uploads rather than frontpage. That's what mine's doing. My bad!
User avatar #44 to #24 - yusay (12/17/2013) [-]
It's not. The Front Page was changed during down time last night.
User avatar #45 to #44 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh. Huh. Okay then.
#25 to #24 - dramakid (12/17/2013) [-]
Seems like you le-tricked yourself this time
User avatar #2 to #1 - noneckcomics ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Are your arrow buttons gone too? D:
User avatar #6 to #2 - viperish (12/17/2013) [-]
Not only that but earlier today I couldn't post comments or thumb anything. Now the 'frontpage' is newest uploads. The real frontpage can be found from the sidebar.
User avatar #22 to #6 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/popular

It's the "old" Layout but frontpage is still frontpage.
User avatar #12 to #6 - mondominiman (12/17/2013) [-]
During the time you couldn't post admin was working on **** . It's happened before like when the new comment buttons were added.
User avatar #43 to #12 - snowshark (12/17/2013) [-]
Aye, I thought about complaining but then I realised it would be really unlikely for this to just be a 'me' thing and left it be.
#143 - derperoni (12/18/2013) [-]
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#139 - lolcakers (12/18/2013) [-]
**lolcakers rolled a random image posted in comment #6783162 at Safe For Work Random Board **
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#46 - solitaryweasel (12/17/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be able to hear her after you'd pull the lever. Fakey fake.
User avatar #106 - spartusee (12/18/2013) [-]
Water country USA. Beast water park but this ride has been there over a year I think.
User avatar #98 - trojandetected (12/17/2013) [-]
New ride my ass.
User avatar #116 to #98 - loneranger (12/18/2013) [-]
If you add a coma in there things would get interesting.
User avatar #149 to #116 - jokeface (12/18/2013) [-]
Actually comas sound pretty boring unless you're having a nice dream. I think you meant to say "comma".
User avatar #191 to #149 - loneranger (12/19/2013) [-]
Ok, my bad I thought it was the other way around. Thanks for correcting me so I wouldn't look dumb a second time.
User avatar #192 to #191 - jokeface (12/19/2013) [-]
Hey, we internetters have to look out for each other.
User avatar #124 to #116 - brrigg (12/18/2013) [-]
grammar is fun!
#28 - konradkurze (12/17/2013) [-]
they made the Men in Black flushing system into a ride?
User avatar #11 - crazyolitis (12/17/2013) [-]
Sure, it may be funny the first time, but it probably happens a few dozen times every day. Must get really boring after a while.

But it's still awesome.

I hope they have those Frankenstein levers, that would be cool.
#157 - lulzdealer (12/18/2013) [-]
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**lulzdealer rolls 67**
User avatar #182 to #157 - Eydrrup (12/18/2013) [-]
**Eydrrup rolls 60**
User avatar #186 to #157 - ichies (12/18/2013) [-]
**ichies rolls 8,841** Is this the day?
#152 - lastkingofx (12/18/2013) [-]
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#73 - helenwheels (12/17/2013) [-]
The quality of this post has surpassed all negative numbers.
#151 - brettjet (12/18/2013) [-]
**brettjet rolls 22** just for kicks, i think ill get 11
User avatar #172 to #153 - taintedangel (12/18/2013) [-]
You got dubs of your dubs.
#61 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
*roll*
dubs
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