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#5 - anon (11/17/2013) [+] (169 replies)
stickied by bighairyfart
you're not allowed to judge a teen mom unless you're on yourself
#24 - acidreign (11/18/2013) [-]
Class's FW
Class's FW
User avatar #111 to #24 - lamadrama (11/18/2013) [-]
Always wondered where this gif come from.
User avatar #243 to #113 - fuckscreennames (11/18/2013) [-]
these videos are ******* hilarious. and i'm white
User avatar #75 to #24 - hatmanfirst (11/18/2013) [-]
That loop is incredible.
User avatar #116 to #75 - sursum (11/18/2013) [-]
What loop? Just off camera is a line of black clones.
#41 - Imabur (11/18/2013) [-]
so you're 15 but your profile says your 21, someone must be illegally looking at ****
User avatar #197 to #41 - Maadmann ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Since he was 12 at that! Like he probably made the profile to say he was 18 at the time.
User avatar #249 to #197 - bighairyfart (11/18/2013) [-]
When I first started making profiles that say I'm 18, yes. After that, I just kept using the same year, easier to remember that than do basic math.
#296 to #249 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
gtfo underagefag. you gon get b&
User avatar #97 to #41 - stipulateprism (11/18/2013) [-]
You can do that!?! All those wasted years!!
#1 - dashgamer (11/17/2013) [-]
I never really saw any pregnant chicks in High School, nor did I know what "pulling out" meant, much less any of the more basic stuff about sex.
I attended Under a Rock High, here's a picture of the campus.
#207 to #1 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
looks like one of the huts from call of juarez
User avatar #12 to #1 - mitchr (11/17/2013) [-]
Must be in Kansas.
User avatar #126 to #12 - cubicalpayload ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Not flat enough.
#15 - dejax (11/17/2013) [-]
People who think the pull out method works should stop having sex and should not be allowed to procreate.
>Have bitch room mate who recently started see a new guy
>Dating for a ******* week, they "love" each other
>They have sex a lot and don't use ANY type of protection
>Give them condoms because I'm on birth control and my partner is clean
>Find them in the trash later, not used
>Ask them if they're ready for a child cause that ***** ******* life man
>Guy tells me, "Oh I just pull out because semen dies as soon as it touches air"
>Try to correct him but he argues for 10 minutes till I have to pull Google on his ass
>He pops the question because they just had a prego scare but she got her period
>He didn't have a ring, he made one out of copper electricity wire
>They still don't use protection and have been dating for 3 months
>I am surrounded by ******* stupid people
User avatar #18 to #15 - klick (11/18/2013) [-]
While you are 100% correct, you must be smart enough to know that OP wasn't saying it like "You should of done that to stop pregnancy" but rather " **** off, bitch. Lest I'm not pregnant."
User avatar #21 to #18 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you are trying to say...please rephrase it
User avatar #22 to #21 - klick (11/18/2013) [-]
Pulling out no work. Dejax right.
Guy only said pull out cause it points out bitch is pregnant.
Klick assumed Dejax smart and would know that.
#23 to #22 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
Well 			****		, I'm 			*******		 stoned. Dejax right..that makes me happy.
Well **** , I'm ******* stoned. Dejax right..that makes me happy.
#65 to #15 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
atleast he is not a total betafaggot like you
#136 to #65 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
OP already stated that SHE was on the pill and her partner was clean therefore they did not require condoms. She-betafag gets laid more than you in an intelligent and safe way. At least you have your insults
User avatar #308 to #136 - dejax (11/19/2013) [-]
well not the pill, the IUD but thanx i do get laid a fair amount
#109 to #15 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Actually the pull out method works 98% of the time. If done properly, of course.
User avatar #309 to #109 - dejax (11/19/2013) [-]
Pull out method is used so the cum doesn't enter the vagina but does not account for precum which also contains active sperm which can lead to pregnancy.
#182 to #109 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #15 - barenoizedub (11/18/2013) [-]
I've been with my partner for just over 6 months now and occasionally we can't be bothered to go buy condoms and she doesn't want to go on the pill because she really likes her figure and despite what I've told her she is adamant that it will make her fatter, anyway long story short, occasionally I just pull out and cum on her tits/stomach and it's actually a lot safer than most people think as long as you make sure to pull out with at least a few seconds before you think you might cum. (a lot of religions where condoms aren't allowed use this method and have done successfully for generations.) the only time i wouldn't recommend it is if you premature ejaculate a lot or don't know the girl is clean.
User avatar #48 to #46 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
yes the precum can still have active sperm that can fertilize an egg and your girlfriend could become pregnant at any time you have sex. I'm on the IUD, doesnt make me fat and i dont have a period. ***** great
User avatar #49 to #48 - barenoizedub (11/18/2013) [-]
that's why I always get her to suck it so there is no precum before we start or i pee then wash it before, either way, the chances of getting pregnant if you use the withdrawal method right are at worst 4% for each year you try it and I don't mind those odds, she also said if she got pregnant she would get an abortion, so I feel safe in that respect, the only thing that concerns me is that I might not want her to get an abortion because I like kids, it's just trying to balance uni and her working as well as a kid would be tough... (either way, it's pretty safe and even when it's not i dont mind so much as long as i know im not getting aids)
User avatar #50 to #49 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
well you're still playing with fire kid
User avatar #52 to #50 - barenoizedub (11/18/2013) [-]
if having a kid with someone I can see myself marrying is considered playing with fire then I honestly don't see what people are bitching about in the burns ward (I've known her for a lot longer than 6 months btw, i've just been officially going out with her for that long)
User avatar #238 to #52 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
It's playing with fire because you feel like you can just pull out and if she does get pregnant she'll just have an abortion. When the time comes, like you said, you might want the kid and she might not. That'll put a lot of stress on your relationship.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
THAT IS THE REST OF YOUR ******* LIFE. I'm not saying that its bad but make sure you're ******* ready. According to a 2010 USDA report, the average middle-income family will spend roughly $12,000 on child-related expenses in their baby’s first year of life. By age two, parents are up to more than $12,500 per year. Parents can count on spending close to $50 per week ($2,448 per year) on diapers, formula and baby food alone. Then toss in such big-ticket items as furniture, equipment, clothes, childcare if you’re returning to work, medical expenses, and -- well, you get the idea. But if you're ready, go for it
User avatar #54 to #53 - barenoizedub (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm doing software engineering at uni, average salary is around £46,000 a year, starting at £27,000, after 10 years i can be looking at a senior salary of £60-120k a year. I think i will be okay with money (if I can get a job that is) but I do see what you mean, it is a huge thing but like i said, most likely thing to happen if she did get pregnant would be an abortion and then we would take that method off the list of possibilities, but as it stands it's worked perfectly for 4 months and I trust myself to be as safe as possible using that method. thanks for the advice though
User avatar #55 to #54 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
Keep in mind.Abortion can have a significant impact on every relationship a woman has; not only is her relationship with her partner affected, so are her relationships with the other members of her family and her other children. After an abortion, the rate of marital breakups and relation-ship dissolution is anywhere from 40 to 75 per cent, often
related to the breakdown of intimacy and trust. In addition, many women experience depression, guilt, and anger related to feelings of having been let down by their partner which, in turn, lead to communication problems and, frequently, sexual dysfunction.
Not saying it will happen to but keep in mind, getting a abortion isnt like getting your hair cut. Its an emotionally stressful process. Not saying Im apposed to it but you sound rather calm bout getting one when its a big deal.
User avatar #56 to #55 - barenoizedub (11/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend and I view it in a more logical sense though, if killing a fetus is wrong then so is not using every last sperm to try and have a baby because all it is is wasted potential in the end, and she can't be sad/depressed about every last potential baby, she isn't an idiot like a lot of girls I've dated or know, she also wouldn't tell her family.

Anyway thanks for your advice but I'm an adult and i am pretty damn smart without sounding arrogant, more so I have thought about this extensively already, I know my girlfriend well enough to know what would happen in most situations.
User avatar #57 to #56 - dejax (11/18/2013) [-]
A sperm on its own isnt a fetus though. Theres a difference but whatever man. Peace
User avatar #213 to #15 - BigDoktor (11/18/2013) [-]
The pull out method isn't much less effective than condoms. Used perfectly condoms have a success rate of about 98% and withdrawal has about 96%. Used imperfectly, condoms drop to about 83% and withdrawal to 82%.

Source: abcnews.go.com/Health/Economy/sex-study-pull-withdrawal-method-rivals-condoms-birth/story?id=7688558#.UJiBgMWHJ2B
#34 to #15 - herpymcderp (11/18/2013) [-]
>Don't let them use protection   
>Bitch room mate gets pregnant   
>Bitch room mate drops out of college   
>Bitch room mate no longer room mate   
>mfw victory
>Don't let them use protection
>Bitch room mate gets pregnant
>Bitch room mate drops out of college
>Bitch room mate no longer room mate
>mfw victory
#143 - churrundo (11/18/2013) [-]
I just turned down a trip to Six Flags in my sleep.
I really wanted to go.
#150 - huffe ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>be me
>foreign exchange student
>in first history class
>we get our seats assigned
>i sit at the front with this annoying guy
>everyone and their mom want to talk to me because i'm foreign
>girl behind me wants to be friends
>she emits light in the slut part of the spectrum
>"i'm easy to get along with" she says
>i say quietly to the guy next to me: "'easy' being the key word"
>she asks what i just said to him
>i just brush it off a few times while she asks more
>decide to tell her
>say loudly that when she said she was easy to get aong with, i said that "easy" was the key word
>mfw the whole class hears me
>mfw even the teacher hears (and being the sardonic guy he is, laughs)
>needless to say, she wasn't very fond of me anymore
#234 to #150 - qxangelxp (11/18/2013) [-]
"emits light in the slut part of the spectrum"   
   
			******		 elaborate.
"emits light in the slut part of the spectrum"

****** elaborate.
User avatar #139 - RoyalNightmare (11/18/2013) [-]
Kids have sex in High School, no point in denying it. A lot of the time, it's because they sincerely think they love the other person. And sometimes, things don't go as planned. High School parents are put through, and have to shoulder a lot more than any of their peers could hope to understand. Think of me as a bleeding heart, white knight, or whatever, but I know firsthand how difficult being a teen parent can be.

Tl;dr Not all teen parents are sluts, and none of them deserve to be treated like it.
User avatar #274 to #139 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
she wouldn't, if she didn't come in being snooty.
#28 - bighairyfart (11/18/2013) [-]
Wow, my first frontpage. Thanks, FJ!
Wow, my first frontpage. Thanks, FJ!
User avatar #114 to #28 - vampireinarm (11/18/2013) [-]
back in my day it took 2000+ thumbs to get to the front page, god dammit admin.
good **** though
User avatar #119 to #117 - vampireinarm (11/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3454270/How+annoying+children+should+be+handled/



front page post from about a year ago, anyone would **** themselves if they got that many thumbs right now
User avatar #120 to #119 - sursum (11/18/2013) [-]
Not saying its a bad thing, just had that pic in my folder, thought it was pretty relevant
User avatar #121 to #120 - vampireinarm (11/18/2013) [-]
the thing is, it was MFW
User avatar #228 to #114 - greycommotion (11/18/2013) [-]
There's less people on FJ now, I think. So less thumbs are required.
#142 to #114 - cenderer (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, not anymore.
Well, not anymore.
#16 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [-]
hfw
#251 to #16 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
**** that stupid girl. I'm tired of seeing her bitch face everywhere.
User avatar #70 - Loppytaffy (11/18/2013) [-]
You're not Anon.
You're Bighairyfart.
User avatar #135 - habakkuk (11/18/2013) [-]
guise quit with all the slut / 15-year old mom bashing just cause they decide to **** around and not use protection and get themselves knocked up when they're barely in high school and then expect everybody to feel sorry for them doesn't mean you can just go around posting negative things about them on the internet.. who are you to judge, with your probably good grades and lack of kids at a ridiculously early age
User avatar #240 to #135 - cheddarcheesestick (11/18/2013) [-]
"you're not allowed to judge a teen mom unless you're on yourself"
#247 to #72 - houseofwolf (11/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #72 - campingcarl (11/18/2013) [-]
whoresbewhoring
User avatar #133 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
What i've learned about Pregnancy and ghetto ***** in HS
Most of them will have dropped out by junior or senior year thats why their JR High grad had such a big celebration
#91 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
OP I just want to say that I love you and that story was great
#89 - weazr ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
10/10. ******* bursted out laughing in the middle of class.
User avatar #44 - kapanda (11/18/2013) [-]
>15
Explains his username...
User avatar #164 - gardenmanly ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Assuming the girl is in your grade, 15 years old and that pregnant?? I am upset by that
I hadn't even kissed a girl when I was 15
User avatar #284 to #164 - vortexrain (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm 19, and I haven't even gotten a date.
User avatar #42 - demigodofmadness (11/18/2013) [-]
I knew quite a few pregnant teenagers in high school. None of them were bad people, they just had poor judgement. Whoever the baby daddy was always turned out to be an asshole.

One girl is raising her child alone because the guy is a cheating cock sucker.
One girl was punched in the stomach while pregnant because he believed she was cheating on him.
One girl got pregnant and the guy just bailed, never to be heard from again.

I could go on but I won't. People liked these girls though, they weren't bad. If she truly was a bitch she had it coming.
#245 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
Don't mind me, just testing something.
Don't mind me, just testing something.
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