This just happened the other day:
>Sitting in English, late bell about to ring
>Most people already here, *******
get a pencil stuck in the ceiling
>Naturally, they ask me to get it, being taller than most people
>Climb on desk to get pencil
>School slut walks in(one of them, anyway)
>Nobody likes her
>Like, really *******
>Probably like, 3 months left at most
>Sees me on the desk, pulling the pencil out
>"Well, aren't you cool, Anon."
>Hop off the desk
>Look her in the eyes
>"At least I know how to pull it out."
>Bitch is frozen with shock
>She can't believe I said that
>Neither can I
>She flips ****
>Starts screaming, storms out of the room.
>Gotta love High School