Why Did They Get Rid Of The Little Table. . THIS IS WHY YOU H EEC! THE TIMI" PLASTIC .awll! TABLE Pizza kronk sadness
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#4 to #3 - boomerpyro ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
PIZZA   
             Rip in piece   
12:05-12:30   
"it ain't easy being cheesy"
PIZZA
Rip in piece
12:05-12:30
"it ain't easy being cheesy"
User avatar #9 to #4 - legomanjaimy (09/05/2014) [-]
rip in pepperoni
User avatar #15 - freebrainsforall (09/05/2014) [-]
Where Im from they just make decent boxes that don't ******* bend.

I mean Christ its cardboard, its not that hard.
#19 to #15 - lastweek (09/05/2014) [-]
but if it isn't hard it should bend.
Thumb me down all you want, I have already won!
User avatar #20 to #15 - mrmystery (09/05/2014) [-]
It's actually not about boxes bending. But in most cases, pizza delivery dudes have stuff piled on top of your box. A majority of pizza runs are done in a streak, going from place to place to place. That fantastic plastic table prevents your pizza, the bottom bitch of the current coterie from being crushed.

Without that fantastic plastic ********* , your fantastic feelgood meal is going to wind up in a state of "OH **** " on account of the ****** shenanigans that comes for pie stacking. It's just a fact of life.

The pizza wheel is a mandatory evil. It's weird and stupid, but it keeps your god damn toppings on the pizza. LOVE IT. RESPECT IT. DO NOT HATE IT.
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (09/05/2014) [-]
pretty sure its a tiny foot stool
#6 to #1 - Rascal (09/05/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you can go **** yourself.
#5 to #1 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
It depends on the size of the gnome who's using it.
#2 to #1 - Rascal (09/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #10 ** :
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User avatar #21 - pizzaweed (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh god. You sick ******
#26 - Rascal (09/05/2014) [-]
Lawn table? All we've got here are those little things. They're fun, though, if you press them right, they jump.
User avatar #43 to #26 - Toshiro (09/06/2014) [-]
cats love them too, for exactly that reason
User avatar #12 - obidomkenobi (09/05/2014) [-]
RIP in peace, delicious looking, cooked to perfection pizza.
#13 to #12 - egoraptortotheface (09/05/2014) [-]
"Rest In Peace In Peace"
"Rest In Peace In Peace"
#18 to #16 - egoraptortotheface (09/05/2014) [-]
Thatswhatiwasjokingabout.jpg

I think the RIPIP meme is stupid
User avatar #22 to #18 - mistymajr (09/05/2014) [-]
What a great joke.
User avatar #23 to #22 - egoraptortotheface (09/05/2014) [-]
Gee willikers billy thanks!
#8 - ssidzyik (09/05/2014) [-]
all I can think
#31 - butwhynot (09/05/2014) [-]
Motherfocking pizzatables.
#44 - veya (09/06/2014) [-]
I just wanted to use this gif...
I just wanted to use this gif...
#33 - feudalguy (09/06/2014) [-]
Put this thing in morbid where it belongs.
#28 - skorpius (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - mickeyfinder (09/06/2014) [-]
pizza man be like
#41 - Rascal (09/06/2014) [-]
Mind=Blown. Never had any idea what those were for. and now that I think about it... I haven't seen one of those in FOREVER. Guess We have sturdier boxes now? haha
#27 - schafskopf (09/05/2014) [-]
everlasting truth: one is always used as seat heater
User avatar #24 - crimsonsunshine ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
just eat the box
User avatar #36 to #24 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (09/06/2014) [-]
It'd be just like eating Dominos.
User avatar #10 - theaveragetard (09/05/2014) [-]
I'll tell you a secret.


I've never seen anyone in my life (I live in Italy) using that mini plastic stool for preventing the cheese from sticking to the cardboard part. What's wrong with american pizza packaging?
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole (09/05/2014) [-]
It only happens when a faggot ass pizza delivery man tries to stack and carry to many boxes at once.
User avatar #30 to #11 - theaveragetard (09/05/2014) [-]
In italy the boxes are built so that the pressure is only felt on the sides so that you can stack them properly, but I also guess that the average american pizza is bigger than ours and that might be why it pushes all towards the center. god i'm so ******* high
#40 to #10 - Rascal (09/06/2014) [-]
I imagine it's because our pizzas are generally bigger (from what I remember of visiting Italy) meaning the boxes are structurally weaker at the middle..
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