Who would you choose?. I would choose Samus. Sorry, Chief. ONE WILL PROTECT YOU. THE OTHER EIGHT mu. TRY To KILL You CHOOS WISELY... scorpion megaman Chief. Chief is the best bet, but I'd rather he look like this. i would choose samus
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#1 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** only one way to decide...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mikeW (07/28/2014) [-]
I... I guess you get no one?
#3 to #1 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I guess this thing will have to protect me then
#5 to #3 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a lever action not a bolt action, this image makes me angry
User avatar #24 to #3 - icekingrules (07/28/2014) [-]
Good choice. Healing powers, transfiguration, resurrection, can ignore gravity and can cancel the undead effect on Scorpion.

Also with a bad ass rifle.
User avatar #91 to #3 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
***** thats a winchester lever action
#4 to #3 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 156** not too bad
#37 - matakeshi ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
"Gordan"
#140 - gregoriez (07/28/2014) [-]
>Gordan
#43 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
Unbeatable

while everyone else is preparing for the fight, Link is fishing

Why? because the mother ****** can just play the ocarina and BAM three days into the past, time for more fishing mother ******* .
#48 to #43 - oniontree (07/28/2014) [-]
You realize that you'd be dying each time he fails, thus it could potentially be a kind of hell. This is also assuming that each time he goes back, he successfully determines a way to save you. Also we have to consider which iteration we're talking about. As it stands in this example, for the time travel to work, you'd be entrusting yourself to a child who already ****** with history.
#72 to #48 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
"dying each time he fails"

pretty sure he would go back in time BEFORE we die... cause then we'd be like... dead... and can't go back in time... because we're dead
#139 to #72 - oniontree (07/28/2014) [-]
I meant in the sense that, when he goes back in time, -you- don't. You're left there, alone and defenseless.
User avatar #7 - ashedust (07/28/2014) [-]
I'll take the one who can swim.

The rest will just drown while we go swimming.
#35 to #7 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
Uppvote this comment haha
User avatar #8 to #7 - ashedust (07/28/2014) [-]
COME LINK!
#188 to #8 - holmborn ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Ryu can swim no problem
User avatar #101 to #8 - meganinja (07/28/2014) [-]
Samus moves faster in water than on land....
User avatar #98 to #8 - danster (07/28/2014) [-]
Gordon can swim
User avatar #162 to #98 - Daeiros (07/28/2014) [-]
cloud swims when he is trying to get the dolphin to help him jump up the tower at Junon
#128 - Tyranitar (07/28/2014) [-]
Pick Megaman
Select your new enemies one at a time
Traverse through their worlds
Kill them
Obtain one of their powers
Use it to kill the next one
Use your robot buddy with the powers of the 8 other heroes to conquer the world.
#21 - dargent (07/28/2014) [-]
Chief is the best bet, but I'd rather he look like this.
#99 to #21 - theruse ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
He can't swim, tho.
#251 to #21 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
MC's friends have a tendency of dying. I mean, the only friends he has left are Commander Lasky, the Arbiter, and maybe Dr. Halsey, and they barely even qualify.
#40 to #21 - tarnis ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
He cant protect everyone
#45 to #40 - mikeW (07/28/2014) [-]
How dare you
#200 to #40 - iamtheballsack (07/28/2014) [-]
you son of a bitch
#86 to #21 - thisisbait (07/28/2014) [-]
All that high-res ******** .
User avatar #141 to #9 - charlielkrei (07/28/2014) [-]
Hrmm.... Pyramid Head. With him he can take me to the alternate dimension in which Silent Hill exists and if he is protecting me, then so will his minions. If any of the others were to find their way into Silent Hill then they would be trapped there forever, with the endless minions of Silent Hill. Finding me there would be neigh impossible if the Pyramid Head didn't want me to be found.
#142 to #9 - lastsamurai (07/28/2014) [-]
I've seen that sephiroth or whatever he is fight. every other person is either not fast enough or strong enough to deal with him. in an open fight he'd kill them all probably.
User avatar #287 to #9 - jbabco (07/31/2014) [-]
All jokes aside, Magneto would rape Big Daddy, because he could crush him like a peanut.
User avatar #92 to #9 - radiated (07/28/2014) [-]
magneto controls metal so safe bet going with him
#111 to #9 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
Sarah Kerigan.....im certain
User avatar #117 to #9 - jbabco (07/28/2014) [-]
Michael ******* Westen. Get on my level.
User avatar #106 to #9 - serotonin ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
magneto and kerrigan are just in different league compered to others...i mean lector and jigsaw? really?
User avatar #41 to #9 - dragemit (07/28/2014) [-]
Sarah kerrigan is an absurdly powerful psychic and also commands an alien race capable of interstellar travel. That's an easy choice, even if it means I have to live inside of a giant space slug and/or get turned into an infested mutant.
#116 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
They all have a terrible record when it comes to protecting things. Sure, they'll survive, but whatever it is they care about tends to die or get kidnapped to provide them with angst. I'm safer on my own.
#233 - letmetouchyourboob (07/29/2014) [-]
really the only logical chose would be cheif or samus. both have access to futuristic tech , extensive millatery training and years of experience. i mean Gordon is good, but his tech is old school, and his amour pales in comparison to the others. and everyone else is melee ranged. meaing if they try to come at you, a single shot would take them out.

now the question would be, which one of the two would you want. and this is where i find it's depends one on factor. Cortana. if chief has here. than hands down he wins. as she could fairly easily hack into Samus suit and cause all sorts of issues while Chief fights her. if Cortana is taken out of the equation. then Samus more powerful and varied tech beats out Chief.
but seeing as Cortana goes pretty much everywhere with John well, at least she used to. R.I.P. sexy blue hologram lady . my moneys on the spartan.

also, why is everyone here thinking Samus would **** you? she's a intergalactic bounty hunter. we all fall WAY below her standers.
#269 to #233 - dwarfboy (07/29/2014) [-]
Both of their suits are practically useless and Chief can't survive a two meter fall. Gordon Freeman all the way.
User avatar #278 to #269 - letmetouchyourboob (07/29/2014) [-]
er, no. both suits are designed to work in all environments, and both have on board life support systems that is more than just big brother administrating morphine(like Gordons). and Chief survived jumping from SPACE!
#280 to #278 - dwarfboy (07/29/2014) [-]
Right, in theory. In practice, Master chief and Samus die to a few hits while a fully charged HEV suit lasts a bit longer. And I get that he survived jumping from space but in gameplay if you fall too far you die.
User avatar #281 to #280 - letmetouchyourboob (07/29/2014) [-]
we're not just taking into account gameplay. we have to factor in the extra stuff, like movies, books and cut scenes.
#285 to #281 - dwarfboy (07/30/2014) [-]
I'm not dissing the characters in the slightest, I'm just trying to explain my point of view. Sorry if I come off as fanboyish. I'm a bit of a fanboy but I try to keep it to myself
#284 to #281 - dwarfboy (07/30/2014) [-]
I'd buy that if it were consistent, but as it is, Master Chief's armor can deflect a grand total of zero bullets and is held together by his shields. I'll give you Samus because she has the SLIGHT aura of consistency but for the most part. But the GAMES are what matters. That's where you get a feel for the character's abilities and limitations.
#164 - mathmanchris (07/28/2014) [-]
Choose Samus, bang her, get killed, doesn't matter, had sex.
Sounds awful but I think she's really hot.
User avatar #219 to #164 - iceguy (07/29/2014) [-]
i'd **** master chief
#268 to #219 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
unless you're the giver, it wouldn't work. Spartans have no sex drive at all, so he wouldn't be able to even get it up.
User avatar #228 to #219 - mathmanchris (07/29/2014) [-]
Sorry for you =)
#242 to #164 - unholyjebus (07/29/2014) [-]
>Implying she would open her legs to you
User avatar #275 to #242 - mathmanchris (07/29/2014) [-]
> Implying she wasn't a fictional character from a video game
Also, what do you want to tell me? Keep that kinda **** to you.
#277 to #275 - unholyjebus (07/29/2014) [-]
You misinterpreted the scenario though.
User avatar #96 - pwnagraphy (07/28/2014) [-]
Scorpion can't die, only get's knocked down
Teleports
Can bring his attacker to hell and just peace out
Can light organics on fire
Can unnerve everyone else by being a skeleton and rattling
He has tanked so many shots before it's ridiculous
Fire
Holy **** there so much fire
It ******* burns why is there so much fire

Also MegaMan can be beaten by turning off a Gameboy, so he's out by default
#198 to #96 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
>Implying you can't unplug whatever system you are using to play Mortal Kombat
User avatar #252 to #198 - pwnagraphy (07/29/2014) [-]
Technically that would be the way to beat everyone here
User avatar #204 to #96 - serotonin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
cant die?what about all of those fatalities?
#205 - Ranzel (07/29/2014) [-]
I'll take Samus, that bitch can run through molten lava and come out fine.
User avatar #213 to #205 - krobeles (07/29/2014) [-]
Though more importantly, she has a personal space ship, which none of the others have. You could fly off with your space waifu, to live happily ever after, not giving a **** about the eight tossers wanting to kill you back on Earth.
User avatar #218 to #213 - Ranzel (07/29/2014) [-]
Yea, but the way I see it, lava should equate to Ryu's Mage death laser(forgot what it's called), scorpion's fire breath, mega man's lasers, not sure about cloud's magic, but it shouldn't 1-hit K.O., same goes for link, and when chief's subjected to around 10 missiles his shield should disappear--fast.
User avatar #223 to #218 - krobeles (07/29/2014) [-]
Sure. Thats valid. But none of them have a personal space ship that can take you to whatever paradise planet you and your newly aquired smoking hot bodyguard wishes to go to. So sure. In a fight Samus might be out, but there are unspoken perks to this arrangement.
#127 - anon (07/28/2014) [-]
Master chief is too smart for all of them, the games don't give him the tactical credit he deserves
#270 to #127 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
Freeman has an MIT education. Hands down the smartest there.
#143 - tmanboy (07/28/2014) [-]
Guys, let's be honest, we would all pick master chief. HERE'S WHY: It's not because he would be fighting with you, everyone up there is a good option, it's because if you don't pick him... HE WOULD BE FIGHTING AGAINST YOU. You'd be ****** , so ******* ******
User avatar #149 to #143 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd probably go with Cloud. Not because of Cloud, but because of Bahamut.
User avatar #230 to #143 - danster (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I would be more ****** against Gordon.
User avatar #247 to #230 - jewbob ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Freeman's firepower is good and his armor is kinda weak, but he can die to conventional bullets and has to manually recharge the suit. Gravity gun doesn't work on heavy objects so he wouldn't be able to touch Chief even with the better one from HL:2. Chief's armor recharges, takes more damage, and his arsenal is retarded strong. You can punch armored vehicles to death, I love the crowbar but holy **** that just doesn't happen. All in all, Chief is a super soldier and Gordon is just a normal dude trained by his own survival.
User avatar #276 to #247 - danster (07/29/2014) [-]
The thing is, Gordon survived against some incredible odds. It's believed that Gman actually helps or controls how other people interact to aid Gordon.
User avatar #10 - barryisme (07/28/2014) [-]
Definitely Master Chief for protection
#100 to #10 - theruse ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
He can't swim.
#227 - pearsarws (07/29/2014) [-]
I would pick Samus no real reason
#244 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
gordan frohman because quicksave
#214 - anon (07/29/2014) [-]
What level is cloud.
Level 1, **** that
Lv 99 endgame cloud.
Summon Bahamut to obliterate everything but the people in his party, who are strangely unharmed despite the mass destruction.
#231 to #214 - vparrish ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Damn straight! Hell even without summons he still has some pretty sick materia.
#186 - derangedberger (07/28/2014) [-]
Master Chief, duh   
The only ones there who could possibly stand up to him are samus and maybe megaman
Master Chief, duh
The only ones there who could possibly stand up to him are samus and maybe megaman
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