Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
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shadowmoon (10/04/2015) [+] (11 replies)
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Someone wanted to see this?
Someone wanted to see this?
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confusedasian (10/04/2015) [-] That lipstick color looks pretty bad on her to be honest. Uh, what I mean sauce pls?
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derpfergason (10/05/2015) [-] I know it's porn, but now I can't get the idea of explosive diarrhea happening off screen
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omegabastardx (10/05/2015) [-]
Found it!
[IDed] 大橋未久 Miku Ohashi (The movie is MIRD-081)
[IDed] 大橋未久 Miku Ohashi (The movie is MIRD-081)
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limegreentomatoes (10/05/2015) [-] I was planning on not jerking this week. It's ******* 20:45 on monday and I'm already considering it.
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CAPSEDDIE (10/05/2015) [-] imgur.com/a/GTprX
Art is a little basic but it gets real hot and the dialogue is actually pretty entertaining
Art is a little basic but it gets real hot and the dialogue is actually pretty entertaining
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englman (10/05/2015) [-] The only reason to not jack off is if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend that wants you to just UNLOAD a pint of testicular flood into their mouth/miscellaneous orifices. And since we're both blue-name members of FunnyJunk, we're naturally understood to have no significant-other, even if photographic proof were provided.
So ya know.. Fight prostate cancer one jerk at a time, bro.
So ya know.. Fight prostate cancer one jerk at a time, bro.
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repostforlife (10/05/2015) [-] I just meant that I've wasted so much of my life on this site. admin already has my soul
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repostforlife (10/05/2015) [-] I can honestly say I've made friends on this site that are pretty much family. some I've known for years and years. this site can be cancer, but it's OUR cancer
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repostforlife (10/05/2015) [-] of course, I've been on this damn site since I was just a kid. I grew up WITH this site. I remember the days it was YELLOW.
nothing but death itself will get me off.
nothing but death itself will get me off.
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theorangefox ONLINE (10/05/2015) [-] I know that feel man
I don't get off 'cos it feels lame, my body wants the real thing.
I don't get off 'cos it feels lame, my body wants the real thing.
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limegreentomatoes (10/05/2015) [-] But... I disgust myself when I jerk off. And you're ******* right about the blue-name-no-game thing. Every time I get interested in a girl I dump 200 metric tons of doubt on myself and never make a move.
Maybe if I never found funnyjunk I might have a chance
Maybe if I never found funnyjunk I might have a chance
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englman (10/05/2015) [-] You're here forever. However, that doesn't mean you have to be controlled by your negative feelings/FJ addiction (as we all have). Masturbation is perfectly natural, so just try to remember that. Our bodies are freaking astounding, no matter what shape/size we are. However, it's important to try to be as healthy as you can be. Not happy with yourself? Make slow changes and pick the easiest area to start with. It's possible, ya just gotta have a little motivation and start slow.
Best of luck friend.
Best of luck friend.
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limegreentomatoes (10/05/2015) [-] Well I mean I am making a change to my body, I'm doing body weight excercises every two days, hoping to get at least a bit of muscle. But still, masturbation is ******* disgusting, or well, it's disgusting when I do it.
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limegreentomatoes (10/06/2015) [-] It's not what I jerk to, I'm actually proud of that no **** though
It's just the whole masturbation thing.
It's just the whole masturbation thing.
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englman (10/06/2015) [-] Oh okay, I understand now. Interesting.. I'm no Psychiatrist by any means, but it sounds like you have some sort of "mental-block" regarding masturbation. That might be worth exploring further sometime. If you care, anyway
At any rate, I hope you have a nice day! Enjoyed chatting
At any rate, I hope you have a nice day! Enjoyed chatting
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hakujin (10/04/2015) [-] confusedasian, sinery, hunman, zombietronexe, worldatarms, youxbarstard.
Her name is Anri Okita, but I couldn't find this specific video on any reputable websites.
Her name is Anri Okita, but I couldn't find this specific video on any reputable websites.
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anon (10/05/2015) [-] Does anyone know any good porn of ******* with people around not knowing? I find it very kinky
please and thank you
please and thank you
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reggaemortis (10/05/2015) [-] "Noooooooo I thought I got a part in a blockbuster movie but it's just pooooooorn"
"Snort snort snort snort snort snort snort snort"
"Oh hey a camera"
"Snort snort snort snort snort snort snort snort"
"Oh hey a camera"
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limegreentomatoes (10/05/2015) [-] Okay then. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch the video.
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thelauinator (10/05/2015) [-] Reminds me of Zac And Miri Make A Porno, in that scene where anal goes wrong and cam guy gets sprayed
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hollowedsouls (10/04/2015) [-] **hollowedsouls used "*roll picture*"**
**hollowedsouls rolled image**like everyone else pls give me source
**hollowedsouls rolled image**like everyone else pls give me source
