When your cat loves you that much. you cant deny it.. I walked outside one morning and found 24 dead mice at the bottom of my porch steps. Next to them was my cat looking at me and purring. i was proud of him and l cat Love You
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#13 - tehcashew (04/12/2014) [-]
I walked outside one morning and found 24 dead mice at the bottom of my porch steps. Next to them was my cat looking at me and purring. i was proud of him and let him inside but then i went to dispose of the mice and realized that every one of them didn't have a head. I kept expecting to find a clearing somewhere with two dozen mice heads on small steaks as a warning to other mice to stay away.
User avatar #23 to #13 - demcupcakes (04/12/2014) [-]
My cat likes to play with bugs and by play i mean she just traps them from going anywhere and when they move the just cuts off the path rinse and repeat then when shes bored she just kills them.
User avatar #49 to #13 - idoliam (04/12/2014) [-]
My cats don't hunt the mice inside but they do outside. They bat the mice around until they're bored, kill it, eat the skin from it's face, and leave it there.
User avatar #15 to #13 - hyeroshi (04/12/2014) [-]
My cat likes to eat the heads off of whatever he brings home. It's like a trophy to him.
User avatar #17 to #13 - helpmedudes (04/12/2014) [-]
My cat used to catch giant ******* beetles and then hide behind the couch and eat them. We wouldn't even know he was there until we heard the crunching.
#24 to #13 - lplplplp (04/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #13 - sciencexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
Like a cat Vlad the Impaler.
User avatar #52 to #13 - symphonyofspecters (04/12/2014) [-]
"two dozen mice heads on small steaks"

what kind of kinky food are you eating
#63 to #52 - tehcashew (04/12/2014) [-]
I never was a gooder speller
I never was a gooder speller
User avatar #29 to #13 - butteredhamster (04/12/2014) [-]
My cat once half killed a bird and shoved it in my hot pink Barbie limousine. I went to get it to play and got instead, a twitching, dying bird.
#44 - BNofuv (04/12/2014) [-]
#3 - olizandri (04/12/2014) [-]
thats not a gift.
THATS A WARNING.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Mintberrycrunsh ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
It is not a warning, it is a "sing of careing".

It means that your cat loves you, BUT it thinks, that you are not able to feed yourself, or that you are to dumb to hunt, and so, it brings you food.
User avatar #33 to #7 - jukuku (04/12/2014) [-]
THANKS, *exasperated breath* VERY, *exasperated breath* MUCH, *exasperated breath* MALCOLM. *exasperated breath*
User avatar #42 to #41 - jukuku (04/12/2014) [-]
<3 u too qt π
User avatar #45 to #42 - fzjoss (04/12/2014) [-]
3,1415926535897932384626433. Thats all the digits i know of pi
#28 to #7 - patheticus (04/12/2014) [-]
That, is, pretty, cool, information, just don't, understand, why so, many, commas
#22 to #7 - ferviddash ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
That may be true to some point but this little bastard didn't want to let go. I went hungry for days
#67 to #22 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
you're too rough on him
User avatar #68 to #67 - ferviddash ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Not going to lie, I had her by the scruff of the neck and was maybe holding a little to tight. I don't usually do that but I didn't feel like getting scratched. She was adamant on keeping that mouse. I gave her treats as a sorry.
#19 to #10 - aceonfire (04/12/2014) [-]
It's true. I saw it on Tumblr.
#12 to #7 - Fgner (04/12/2014) [-]
That theory is known to be absolute ******** . If anything the cat is trying to prove it's own ability to hunt. You see, humans bring the cat food every single meal of every single day of it's life. We bring it toys, we provide it shelter, and we dominate them entirely. They aren't morons - they know their place.
#9 to #7 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
And yet somehow it knows exactly when I AM MAKING GODDAMN FOOD FOR MYSELF because it practically dryhumps my leg.
User avatar #25 to #7 - landartheconqueror (04/12/2014) [-]
i always figured that was ******** . coming from a cat owner, the cat knows very well that i am the food provider, and that not only do i provide for her, but i can provide for myself, as well.
#2 - IDontComputer (04/12/2014) [-]
There's too many motha ****** mice in your motha ****** house.
User avatar #27 to #2 - leobreacker (04/12/2014) [-]
Not since the accident
User avatar #5 to #2 - beezox (04/12/2014) [-]
not anymore
#40 - fukkentyranitar (04/12/2014) [-]
I guess the dude on yahoo solved his rat problem.
#59 to #40 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** What dude on yahoo?
#80 to #79 - Orc (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#43 - starchild (04/12/2014) [-]
Be Afraid!!!
#34 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
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#11 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
****		 yeah Deadmau5 rave.
**** yeah Deadmau5 rave.
#4 - bizzar ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Looks like my cat
#46 to #4 - turian (04/12/2014) [-]
your cat looks like mine!
#48 to #46 - aviators (04/12/2014) [-]
and mine looks like both of yours!
User avatar #53 to #4 - xsap (04/12/2014) [-]
all cats look like cats
User avatar #21 - jcfjr (04/12/2014) [-]
That almost made me lose my boner. Almost.
#18 - XBinksX (04/12/2014) [-]
Knight that cat!!
#16 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
There are cats that still hunt mice these days?
#31 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
am i the ******* only person who dislike cats?
#60 to #31 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Yes.
User avatar #37 to #31 - solidderking (04/12/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #8 - samthediv (04/12/2014) [-]
My mum ended up owning a lot of cats.
They all hunted their own food. I dont mean catching mice I mean literally hunting **** . They used to drag hare to my mum's bedroom door
#71 - Byte ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
Good kitty!
#66 - Rascal (04/12/2014) [-]
My cat has the nasty habit of going after baby mice and if I don't catch her in time she'll eat their heads and wait to let that settle before going for the rest of the body.
#58 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Dead meeses? Flagged for gore.
**Orc rolled image** Dead meeses? Flagged for gore.
User avatar #61 to #58 - afaik (04/12/2014) [-]
"meeses"? I thought it was "mice" o x o
#62 to #61 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** It is. I was quoting Snagglepuss or something.
User avatar #64 to #62 - afaik (04/12/2014) [-]
Ah, fair enough
And saved
Wait who?
#65 to #64 - Orc (04/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I looked it up. It's Pixie and Dixie and Mr. Jinks. Mr. Jinks calls them meeses.
#73 to #65 - megakillerx (04/12/2014) [-]
Hold on a cocksucking minute! Did you just roll my cat?!

Pic related (seriously, LOOK!)
#78 to #73 - Orc (04/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** No, sir, your cat doesn't have white dick and nipple fur.
User avatar #56 - SirMartin ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
"By leaving a dead animal on the back porch, your cat is acting out its natural role as mother and teacher. You, her loving owner, represent her surrogate family. And frankly, she knows you would never have been able to catch that delicious mouse on your own."
Link: www.livescience.com/34471-cats-dead-animals.html
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