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#117 - smigone (01/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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Thank you guys for my first top 5!
Thank you guys for my first top 5!
#2 - dogeate (01/13/2014) [-]
honesty is the best policy
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User avatar #8 to #7 - zuripanto (01/13/2014) [-]
source?
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#26 to #25 - Rascal (01/13/2014) [-]
skit
skɪt/
noun
1.
a short comedy sketch or piece of humorous writing, especially a parody.
"a skit on daytime magazine programmes"
User avatar #11 to #8 - randomathon (01/13/2014) [-]
Louie. It's on netflix. Hilarious show.
#32 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
How giraffes 			****		 according to Louis CK
How giraffes **** according to Louis CK
User avatar #5 - deadnannersreturns (01/13/2014) [-]
calm wank until precum. then start going on
#78 to #6 - childpls (01/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #6 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
That is probably the most appropriate use of that picture I've ever seen.
#38 - toastandbananas (01/13/2014) [-]
**toastandbananas rolls 11**
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#54 to #38 - vgmddg ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
#30 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
#15 - pokemonstheshiz (01/13/2014) [-]
HF if they didn't let him keep it
#36 - gameshredder (01/13/2014) [-]
Anyone else excited for Louis CK's new brand of cologne that's coming out?
User avatar #56 to #36 - danniegurl (01/14/2014) [-]
Lol, that's Calvin Klein's cologne
#64 to #56 - imagebandetector (01/14/2014) [-]
That clearly says Louis CK's cologne. I'm not sure what makes you think otherwise.
#68 to #65 - imagebandetector (01/14/2014) [-]
Here on FunnyJunk we have these things called jokes.
User avatar #69 to #68 - danniegurl (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, but if you were joking I couldn't tell because there is no tone of voice on text
User avatar #130 to #69 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
>tone of voice

>text

pick one


GOT IT?

jesus christ...
User avatar #133 to #130 - danniegurl (01/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, you can't express tone of voice in text, therefore I could not tell if he was joking or not, because I could not tell his tone of voice.
User avatar #134 to #133 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
Uh.. psst.. I was joking, and then being ironic... you can express tone of voice quite effectively.


Let me clear things up for you two. imagebanddetector was not using a joke, therefore he is invalid, and I agree, his tone of voice is hard to understand. but srs, you can show it numerous ways. And I get you were pointing out I wasn't having a go, have a nice day.
User avatar #135 to #134 - danniegurl (01/14/2014) [-]
Well, you can express it through italics and such, but he didn't use those.
#137 to #135 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
Agreed.
Agreed.
#136 to #134 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
You know what, I don't even know why I typed all that. Here's a cat.
You know what, I don't even know why I typed all that. Here's a cat.
User avatar #39 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
phanact,.. you came all the way over here?
okay, thats all, you can leave.
User avatar #40 to #39 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm an orange, not a lemon
#42 to #40 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
all you ******* citrus fruits are the same bunch of bitterskinned, no good juice fruits is what you are.
User avatar #43 to #42 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
Frankly, sir, I'm offended
User avatar #44 to #43 - vedgetable (01/13/2014) [-]
since when did your kind get the right to feel offended?
User avatar #62 to #43 - swagasauruss (01/14/2014) [-]
Hi offended, I'm dad
#60 to #43 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
See guys, Phanact is not as much of a faggot as we make him out to be.
#86 to #60 - lrennl (01/14/2014) [-]
aaaaaand downvote. Guess I knew that was coming anyway.
User avatar #46 to #40 - FRAMIUS (01/13/2014) [-]
What does your name mean...
User avatar #47 to #46 - phanact (01/13/2014) [-]
It means 'orange' in swahili
User avatar #73 to #47 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
machungwa is orange in swahili according to google translate

User avatar #74 to #73 - phanact (01/14/2014) [-]
Yes, its a joke.
User avatar #75 to #74 - thomasman (01/14/2014) [-]
i didn't get it

im so sorry
#49 to #40 - oyes (01/14/2014) [-]
oranges have seeds, seeds are like the productive glands of fruits.
seeds are like babies, oranges have babies.
Phanact is a woman.

Btw you should capitalize your name. You're a mod, not a toddler. maybe you are
#10 - mixedfeelings (01/13/2014) [-]
i'm uncut and what is this
User avatar #51 to #10 - kushcopter (01/14/2014) [-]
"Louie" is the show that this is from.
User avatar #31 to #10 - DrPeppir (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm cut and I don't need lube.


Sometimes I use denim and the tears of capitalists.
User avatar #19 to #10 - zight (01/13/2014) [-]
something for people with dry dicks
User avatar #27 to #10 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
nonmutilated master race
#41 - indecisivejew (01/13/2014) [-]
Pat from Two Best Friends Play? What are you doing on a television program?
#70 to #41 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
Because The Pat Show would be the hypest **** !
#57 to #41 - carcassofgorguts (01/14/2014) [-]
Why are you being thumbed down?
User avatar #76 to #57 - indecisivejew (01/14/2014) [-]
My guess is that some morons thought that I really didn't know who Louie CK was.

#85 to #84 - carcassofgorguts (01/14/2014) [-]
Any TBFP pictures would be appreciated, saving this one.
#88 to #85 - indecisivejew (01/14/2014) [-]
This is my only other one.
User avatar #115 to #85 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
And if you want a daily source of stuff from all the fans, you can find it here.
You need to login to view this link
#116 to #115 - carcassofgorguts (01/14/2014) [-]
I go there often, thanks.
#109 to #85 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
And now the wallpapers.
#101 to #85 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
Ive got a 			*******		. As well as wallpapers.
Ive got a ******* . As well as wallpapers.
#114 to #85 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
And lastly this one. I'd appreciate thumbs. Enjoy.
#108 to #85 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
This from TBSP as bonus.
This from TBSP as bonus.
User avatar #132 - kwag (01/14/2014) [-]
Wow, one week Louis C.K. is hated, then he's liked again. This is sure a slippery slope
#99 - buckyforever (01/14/2014) [-]
**buckyforever rolled a random image posted in comment #48597 at Religion Board ** What I use lube for.
User avatar #92 - lubricant (01/14/2014) [-]
I can confirm. This is my one purpose in life
User avatar #90 - massdubater (01/14/2014) [-]
a preposition is not something to end a sentence with.
User avatar #91 to #90 - smigone (01/14/2014) [-]
Clearly you have no idea what "beating it off" means
User avatar #93 to #91 - massdubater (01/14/2014) [-]
hey guy did you read the content? I wasn't referring to the title I was referring to when he said "it's used for masturbating with"
User avatar #94 to #93 - smigone (01/14/2014) [-]
welp. you didn't make that clear in your comment.

:|
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User avatar #98 to #97 - nicnacquarterback (01/14/2014) [-]
wait really?
then my apoligies
just tryin to drop some knowledge on this ******** that we call an education system
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#87 - mrjunebug (01/14/2014) [-]
Louise C.K may not be funny to everyone, but I think everybody could agree he is mellow and honest as **** . And I think that's why so many people respect him as an entertainer and story teller. He is just awesome.

Popular =/= Overrated. Remember that.
User avatar #12 - sirfisticuffs (01/13/2014) [-]
Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie Louie
Louie Louie Louie, Louie you're gonna cry
#72 - Lintutu (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't think louie is funny
User avatar #77 to #72 - indecisivejew (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't think his show is. I love his standup, but his show is just random and awkward situations with no context around them.

Like, in one episode he pushes a rabid homeless man into the street and a bus hits the guy and he dies, and the episode just goes on without making a joke about it. I like blunt comedy, but usually there is an underlying joke to it, and if there is one to most of his show, I haven't found it yet.
User avatar #89 to #77 - crazyhindu (01/14/2014) [-]
Because if it was his standup he would just say he pushed a homeless guy into a bus once then go onto something about cake and that would be funny as **** but when he actually does it, it isn't as funny.
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