When I was little,
I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit.
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Anyone else got stories like this? I read through the comments on my last post and couldn’t stop laughing at them. It’s honestly comforting to know I am not alone. This comic was originally posted from me deviantart account.
ristay.deviantart.com/art/When-I-was-little-419389086
When I was little,
I saw people “making out" on TV. I had no idea that
kissing was anithing BUT For family.
bean my siblings anal] had always kissed my Parents.
Theg kissed each other. Even Grandma cornered you
in a room to squish mucus on yourface_
When my an tried to kiss me gnn. ____
l hit him.
Yes!
l had mastered this new Form affection!
When I was little,
My mother would always cry when she cut onions. Being too
small, the Fumes never reached me so my only conclusion For
She was aging because she was murdering the veggies she
worked so hard to grow.
o comfort her, said, " on' t wow mum, 'm sure d lets
onions into heaven as well. So you don' t have to mg."
She thought my words
were too cute- so she
never corrected me.
even Frag extra hard
For them
The next mandag, I asked the Faster to Frag For my
enotl, to help the onions that she killed Find their
wag to heaven.
And everithing else she' s killed," since 1 resel, lea
how many home cooked meals she Prepared For our
table.
When I was little,
we were at a garage sale, and my an asked me to
hand him some new From my mother' s Purse.
I took out the monee, Folded them in hall: and slid
them into his cleavage while saging “Go get
yourself something nice."
I was no longer allowed to watch late night cable V
When I was little,
F my Parents accidently cussed in Front me, theg
would say “Excuse my French.»
never bothered me since l had no idea what the words
meant anyways.
school s
My teacher asked if anyone in the class
knew French.
Apparentlly 1 did French.
Gisatw
http// ristar. d devantart. com/
I saw people “making out" on TV. I had no idea that
kissing was anithing BUT For family.
bean my siblings anal] had always kissed my Parents.
Theg kissed each other. Even Grandma cornered you
in a room to squish mucus on yourface_
When my an tried to kiss me gnn. ____
l hit him.
Yes!
l had mastered this new Form affection!
When I was little,
My mother would always cry when she cut onions. Being too
small, the Fumes never reached me so my only conclusion For
She was aging because she was murdering the veggies she
worked so hard to grow.
o comfort her, said, " on' t wow mum, 'm sure d lets
onions into heaven as well. So you don' t have to mg."
She thought my words
were too cute- so she
never corrected me.
even Frag extra hard
For them
The next mandag, I asked the Faster to Frag For my
enotl, to help the onions that she killed Find their
wag to heaven.
And everithing else she' s killed," since 1 resel, lea
how many home cooked meals she Prepared For our
table.
When I was little,
we were at a garage sale, and my an asked me to
hand him some new From my mother' s Purse.
I took out the monee, Folded them in hall: and slid
them into his cleavage while saging “Go get
yourself something nice."
I was no longer allowed to watch late night cable V
When I was little,
F my Parents accidently cussed in Front me, theg
would say “Excuse my French.»
never bothered me since l had no idea what the words
meant anyways.
school s
My teacher asked if anyone in the class
knew French.
Apparentlly 1 did French.
Gisatw
http// ristar. d devantart. com/
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