When I was little,. I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit. /funny_pictures/4808672/Potty+Parking/ When I was little a bastard This comic done because my first one "Potty Parking" hit /funny_pictures/4808672/Potty+Parking/
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When I was little,

 
When I was little,. I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit. /funny_pictures/4808672/Potty+Parking/

I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit.
/funny_pictures/4808672/Potty+Parking/

Anyone else got stories like this? I read through the comments on my last post and couldn’t stop laughing at them. It’s honestly comforting to know I am not alone. This comic was originally posted from me deviantart account.

ristay.deviantart.com/art/When-I-was-little-419389086

When I was little,
I saw people “making out" on TV. I had no idea that
kissing was anithing BUT For family.
bean my siblings anal] had always kissed my Parents.
Theg kissed each other. Even Grandma cornered you
in a room to squish mucus on yourface_
When my an tried to kiss me gnn. ____
l hit him.
Yes!
l had mastered this new Form affection!
When I was little,
My mother would always cry when she cut onions. Being too
small, the Fumes never reached me so my only conclusion For
She was aging because she was murdering the veggies she
worked so hard to grow.
o comfort her, said, " on' t wow mum, 'm sure d lets
onions into heaven as well. So you don' t have to mg."
She thought my words
were too cute- so she
never corrected me.
even Frag extra hard
For them
The next mandag, I asked the Faster to Frag For my
enotl, to help the onions that she killed Find their
wag to heaven.
And everithing else she' s killed," since 1 resel, lea
how many home cooked meals she Prepared For our
table.
When I was little,
we were at a garage sale, and my an asked me to
hand him some new From my mother' s Purse.
I took out the monee, Folded them in hall: and slid
them into his cleavage while saging “Go get
yourself something nice."
I was no longer allowed to watch late night cable V
When I was little,
F my Parents accidently cussed in Front me, theg
would say “Excuse my French.»
never bothered me since l had no idea what the words
meant anyways.
school s
My teacher asked if anyone in the class
knew French.
Apparentlly 1 did French.
Gisatw
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#20 - Ristay [OP]
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(12/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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oh, oops. Before the Grammar Nazi's come howling over the hill...
I see I mistyped "Join".
It says "goin".
Oh well, sorry guys. Maybe next time I'll try to proof read a little more haha
#41 to #20 - frenulum
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#22 to #20 - mrkek
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(12/12/2013) [-]
I think you meant "Cursed" too? o_O

No grammar nazi, just took me an extra second to understand.
#33 to #22 - createdjustnow
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(12/13/2013) [-]
it's one of those area words, i say cussed as well.

it's like soda and pop
#37 to #22 - Ristay [OP]
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(12/13/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah it depends on what location you live in. When I went to NY, it was curse. But where I live- its cuss
#43 to #20 - feffog ONLINE
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(12/13/2013) [-]
this is the most adorable **** ive seen on funnyjunk in ages

good lord whatever you are keep it up and if you have time link me the releases when you post them
#44 to #20 - ventriloquist
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(12/13/2013) [-]
You also wrote Paster, not pastor
#35 to #20 - itsthatguyagain
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(12/13/2013) [-]
Hey, these are great. Do more.
#40 to #20 - kankerkanker
+14
(12/13/2013) [-]
>Nazi's

You're using an apostrophe for plural, which you should never do.

I think you mean Nazis.
#42 to #20 - frenulum
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(12/13/2013) [-]
You...  you took my job.
You... you took my job.
#4 - wiredguy
Reply +332
(12/12/2013) [-]
I can't be the only one who saw this.
#100 to #4 - sofunnyso
Reply -2
(12/13/2013) [-]
Nobody shall "goin" your cause you grammar freaks!
#79 to #4 - spaceking ONLINE
Reply -1
(12/13/2013) [-]
You could be, actually.
#9 to #4 - anon
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(12/12/2013) [-]
็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็ ็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็ ็็็็็็็็็็็็็
#12 - hydromatic
Reply +166
(12/12/2013) [-]
rip your dad's fingers
#59 to #12 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Maybe he's going to use that money to buy some new ones.
#14 to #12 - Ristay [OP]
Reply +20
(12/12/2013) [-]
They fade in and out, depending on my laziness
#15 to #14 - hydromatic
Reply +8
(12/12/2013) [-]
I was thinking maybe they just randomly put on mittens occasionally.
#29 - rockergamer ONLINE
Reply +113
(12/13/2013) [-]
A spanish lady showed up at our elementary school and only spoke spanish. At the time I'd been learning my numbers in spanish and could count to 20. Since my school's faculty consisted of mostly white and black people, nobody could understand her. Even the principal was asking around if any of the teachers or students could translate. Since I thought I was a bilingual badass that knew how to count to veinte  that's 20 in spanish get on my level  I raised my hand and said I could. Since I look like a bean eater they put me in front of her and she started talking all this mad fast spanish. Couldn't understand ****, but I just started saying "uno...dos... tres... cuatro.... cinco... seis.." like my number speak would translate to mores code or some **** and she'd understand that.   
   
Teacher grabbed me and said "Yea, you can't speak spanish..."
A spanish lady showed up at our elementary school and only spoke spanish. At the time I'd been learning my numbers in spanish and could count to 20. Since my school's faculty consisted of mostly white and black people, nobody could understand her. Even the principal was asking around if any of the teachers or students could translate. Since I thought I was a bilingual badass that knew how to count to veinte that's 20 in spanish get on my level I raised my hand and said I could. Since I look like a bean eater they put me in front of her and she started talking all this mad fast spanish. Couldn't understand ****, but I just started saying "uno...dos... tres... cuatro.... cinco... seis.." like my number speak would translate to mores code or some **** and she'd understand that.

Teacher grabbed me and said "Yea, you can't speak spanish..."
#88 to #29 - thediablo
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(12/13/2013) [-]
Have you tried to speak spanish since then?
#89 to #88 - rockergamer ONLINE
Reply +4
(12/13/2013) [-]
hola
#90 to #89 - thediablo
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(12/13/2013) [-]
¿Cómo estás?
#92 to #90 - rockergamer ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
bien eto?
#95 to #92 - thediablo
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
Más o menos, pero ahí estoy
#96 to #95 - rockergamer ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
bueno saber
#97 to #96 - thediablo
Reply +2
(12/13/2013) [-]
Gracias, espero sigas bien I'm mexican btw and as someone who wants to speaks many tongues I find it nice to find spanish-speaking people sometimes And no, my name isn't Juan
#98 to #97 - rockergamer ONLINE
Reply +9
(12/13/2013) [-]
is it paco
#99 to #98 - thediablo
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
No, my name isn't Francisco, my name doesn't sound spanish-like thankfully
#25 - kanatana
Reply +69
(12/13/2013) [-]
This made me smile like a goofball. Love your stories.
#28 to #25 - fireprincess
Reply +6
(12/13/2013) [-]
Oh my gosh. I haven't seen zatch bell in soo long. Damn, now I have another thing to add to my already way too long watch list.
#30 to #28 - kanatana
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
Ain't I a stinker?
#31 - Jesusnipples
Reply +52
(12/13/2013) [-]
God I love these.
#32 to #31 - Jesusnipples
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
(I know this probably isn't the same artist but it's a similar style of comic)
#51 to #32 - majormoron ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
(Lols were still had)
#122 to #31 - stopsdropsand
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#123 to #122 - stopsdropsand
Reply +13
(12/13/2013) [-]
"I'm too old for this ****...."

#16 - CyrilKeir ONLINE
Reply +32
(12/12/2013) [-]
I'm anticipating plenty of shenanigans once my daughter reaches that age.    
   
Your comic made me chuckle.  I love the art style
I'm anticipating plenty of shenanigans once my daughter reaches that age.

Your comic made me chuckle. I love the art style
#45 - superblade
Reply +27
(12/13/2013) [-]
I like this style of art

will you make more?
#136 - angelious
Reply +24
(12/13/2013) [-]
my mother told me that the first time i met a black man i ran straight to him and yelled out loud "what is that thing"
my mother told me that the first time i met a black man i ran straight to him and yelled out loud "what is that thing"
#54 - zafara
Reply +17
(12/13/2013) [-]
Childhood innocence.
Childhood innocence.
#70 to #54 - EnergizierAnon
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Elder Toguro is best villain.
[Murdering intensifies]
#188 to #70 - zafara
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(12/13/2013) [-]
I am 99.999% sure he killed Karasu and took his place to fight Kurama. I mean, it's so obvious.

During the Dark Tournament Elder Toguro talks about how he loves Kurama, especially his hair and face. He and Karasu disappear at one point.

When 'Karasu' fights Kurama, he starts screaming hysterically that 'he's going to live forever,' and 'no one can ever kill him,' along with praising Kurama for his beauty, especially his hair and face. Karasu even slams his hand into the ground at one point, and something that looks exactly like Elder Toguro's hand grabs Kurama's ankle. 'Karasu' refuses to hurt Kurama's face saying he was too beautiful for that.

Gourmet, it was stated, wasn't the first person Elder Toguro had taken over. If he takes over someone he gains their powers and memories. The takeover would have happened in the hallway, with Bui watching, and then Kurama happens upon them. The hair rape scene happens, and Bui stands awkwardly in the corner.

Later, we see Elder Togruo's nightmare inside the Sinning Tree. He's saying pretty much the same things Karasu said in the last arc as he tears away at the fake Kurama, while avoiding his face.

Therefore, I conclude that Elder Togruo somehow entered Karasu's body and took over. He did so to get near Kurama, resulting in one of the most memorable fight scenes. Oh yeah, Elder Toguro also admits he has a red hair fetish, and had tried to rape Genkai in the past because of her hair.
#158 to #54 - toguro
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(12/13/2013) [-]
Do you have any idea how often you get me mentioned?
#186 to #158 - zafara
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Sorry about that. I didn't say your name though. My gif is named hysterical laughing, not Elder Toguro laughing. And I have so many uses for this particular gif. How are you being alerted?

Oh wait, someone below mentions the same. Well, a bunch of us like Yu Yu Hakusho, so there's not much I can do about it. You seem to enjoy the publicity though.
#194 to #186 - toguro
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(12/13/2013) [-]
It's kinda nice to get mentioned every now and then
#196 to #194 - zafara
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've said that once before.

But seriously, how often do I get you mentioned? I bet it almost never happened until I got an account.....
#197 to #196 - toguro
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(12/13/2013) [-]
90% of my mentions are thanks to you
#198 to #197 - zafara
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
So every few weeks then?
#199 to #198 - toguro
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much, though I also get random mentions
#200 to #199 - zafara
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
From who and where? I'd like to meet these other 10% of people.
#202 to #200 - toguro
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(12/13/2013) [-]
nero britannicus was the latest, the rest are members of a board.
#205 to #202 - zafara
Reply +1
(12/13/2013) [-]
Which board?
#207 to #205 - toguro
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
Shin anime social but that's because I get mentions because we talk, they dont discuss YYH
#208 to #207 - zafara
Reply 0
(12/13/2013) [-]
Oh, ok.