When I was little,. I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/48086
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When I was little,

I was a little bastard. This comic was done because my first one "Potty Parking" was a hit.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4808672/Potty+Parking/

Anyone else got stories like this? I read through the comments on my last post and couldn’t stop laughing at them. It’s honestly comforting to know I am not alone. This comic was originally posted from me deviantart account.

ristay.deviantart.com/art/When-I-was-little-419389086

When I was little,
I saw people “making out" on TV. I had no idea that
kissing was anithing BUT For family.
bean my siblings anal] had always kissed my Parents.
Theg kissed each other. Even Grandma cornered you
in a room to squish mucus on yourface_
When my an tried to kiss me gnn. ____
l hit him.
Yes!
l had mastered this new Form affection!
When I was little,
My mother would always cry when she cut onions. Being too
small, the Fumes never reached me so my only conclusion For
She was aging because she was ********* the veggies she
worked so hard to grow.
o comfort her, said, " on' t wow mum, 'm sure d lets
onions into heaven as well. So you don' t have to mg."
She thought my words
were too cute- so she
never corrected me.
even Frag extra hard
For them
The next mandag, I asked the Faster to Frag For my
enotl, to help the onions that she killed Find their
wag to heaven.
And everithing else she' s killed," since 1 resel, lea
how many home cooked meals she Prepared For our
table.
When I was little,
we were at a garage sale, and my an asked me to
hand him some new From my mother' s Purse.
I took out the monee, Folded them in hall: and slid
them into his cleavage while saging “Go get
yourself something nice."
I was no longer allowed to watch late night cable V
When I was little,
F my Parents accidently cussed in Front me, theg
would say “Excuse my French.»
never bothered me since l had no idea what the words
meant anyways.
school s
My teacher asked if anyone in the class
knew French.
Apparentlly 1 did French.
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Submitted: 12/12/2013
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User avatar #20 - Ristay (12/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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oh, oops. Before the Grammar Nazi's come howling over the hill...
I see I mistyped "Join".
It says "goin".
Oh well, sorry guys. Maybe next time I'll try to proof read a little more haha
#4 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can't be the only one who saw this.
#12 - hydromatic (12/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
rip your dad's fingers
#29 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (9 replies)
A spanish lady showed up at our elementary school and only spoke spanish. At the time I'd been learning my numbers in spanish and could count to 20. Since my school's faculty consisted of mostly white and black people, nobody could understand her. Even the principal was asking around if any of the teachers or students could translate. Since I thought I was a bilingual badass that knew how to count to veinte  that's 20 in spanish get on my level  I raised my hand and said I could. Since I look like a bean eater they put me in front of her and she started talking all this mad fast spanish. Couldn't understand 						****					, but I just started saying "uno...dos... tres... cuatro.... cinco... seis.." like my number speak would translate to mores code or some 						****					 and she'd understand that.   
   
Teacher grabbed me and said "Yea, you can't speak spanish..."
A spanish lady showed up at our elementary school and only spoke spanish. At the time I'd been learning my numbers in spanish and could count to 20. Since my school's faculty consisted of mostly white and black people, nobody could understand her. Even the principal was asking around if any of the teachers or students could translate. Since I thought I was a bilingual badass that knew how to count to veinte that's 20 in spanish get on my level I raised my hand and said I could. Since I look like a bean eater they put me in front of her and she started talking all this mad fast spanish. Couldn't understand **** , but I just started saying "uno...dos... tres... cuatro.... cinco... seis.." like my number speak would translate to mores code or some **** and she'd understand that.

Teacher grabbed me and said "Yea, you can't speak spanish..."
#25 - kanatana (12/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This made me smile like a goofball. Love your stories.
#31 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
God I love these.
#16 - CyrilKeir (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm anticipating plenty of shenanigans once my daughter reaches that age.    
   
Your comic made me chuckle.  I love the art style
I'm anticipating plenty of shenanigans once my daughter reaches that age.

Your comic made me chuckle. I love the art style
#45 - superblade ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
I like this style of art

will you make more?
#136 - angelious (12/13/2013) [-]
my mother told me that the first time i met a black man i ran straight to him and yelled out loud "what is that thing"
my mother told me that the first time i met a black man i ran straight to him and yelled out loud "what is that thing"
#87 - MasterMario (12/13/2013) [-]
>I'm sure god let's onions into heaven as well
#54 - zafara ONLINE (12/13/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Childhood innocence.
Childhood innocence.
#146 - FluffyMuffin (12/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
too cute
too cute
#166 - devout feminist (12/13/2013) [-]
#154 - sirbrentcoe (12/13/2013) [-]
keep the oc coming bud.
keep the oc coming bud.
#150 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (12/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did something similar when I was young. I saw two people making out on a tv wedding and then I tried to make out with my dad.
User avatar #17 - fjusernumberone ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
Is this yours? Cause if it is, I love your drawing style!
#34 - hurleyy (12/13/2013) [-]
When i was little i called the ocean the big juice. and i 						******					 loved my juice.  Lets just say the first time i went the the beach i realized that the ocean was not juice the hard way.   
 i just 						*******					 gulped that 						****					 before tasting it at all
When i was little i called the ocean the big juice. and i ****** loved my juice. Lets just say the first time i went the the beach i realized that the ocean was not juice the hard way.
i just ******* gulped that **** before tasting it at all
User avatar #27 - fireprincess (12/13/2013) [-]
This was adorable. I love your art style.
#165 - confusedasian (12/13/2013) [-]
Oi, I remember this art style. You're that potty patrol person right?
Oi, I remember this art style. You're that potty patrol person right?
#63 - haqq (12/13/2013) [-]
really good, nice to see some decent OC on here
really good, nice to see some decent OC on here
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