When I'm on the toilet without my phone. .. You stare at your dick? Must be hard to find Halo Phone Toilet Unreal sadness
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#20 - godofcorndog (08/23/2014) [-]
This pretty much sums it up for me.
This pretty much sums it up for me.
User avatar #1 - johnnygat (08/22/2014) [-]
You stare at your dick?
Must be hard to find
User avatar #2 to #1 - meanberry (08/23/2014) [-]
I also stare at OP's dick when on the toilet without my phone. It's not that hard to find if you know where to look. It's hiding under the nut sack, just mift it and you'll find it
User avatar #4 to #2 - purealterego (08/23/2014) [-]
You stare at my dick? I'm not saying that's gay... But that's ******* gay.
User avatar #17 to #1 - fidgetyfoe (08/23/2014) [-]
You don't?
User avatar #3 to #1 - purealterego (08/23/2014) [-]
Ouch
#38 - gamefact (08/23/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #81 to #38 - johnnygat (08/24/2014) [-]
You should pull your pants down when you are ******** .
#33 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory Teabag gif
Obligatory Teabag gif
#79 to #33 - ilikewaterham (08/23/2014) [-]
Dip Dip Potato Chip
Dip Dip Potato Chip
User avatar #44 to #33 - kiermatv (08/23/2014) [-]
No Teabag gif is Obligatory
User avatar #36 - gandaalf (08/23/2014) [-]
I prefer to focus while i'm taking a ****
it's an art
User avatar #41 to #36 - Anonomousthirteen (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one who understood...
#66 - niknolta (08/23/2014) [-]
**niknolta rolled image** someone i call for when i need my phone in toilet
#51 - uvogin (08/23/2014) [-]
why do you ppl stay in the toillet.. i mean you sit, you drop it, you clean and you get up 1min top chrono
User avatar #53 to #51 - purealterego (08/23/2014) [-]
Why do you people say ppl instead of people?
#54 to #53 - uvogin (08/23/2014) [-]
habits from online gaming, gotta type fast
User avatar #56 to #54 - purealterego (08/23/2014) [-]
It's a bad habit.
User avatar #55 to #51 - gragasvlad (08/23/2014) [-]
Some people think or read on it... It's a choice... Also it's kind of like a chair!
#57 to #55 - uvogin (08/23/2014) [-]
but it's a chair where thousands of **** have passed, i just don't like being in the toillet i guess. Maybe i've cleaned to much of them at work, i've seen some **** ...
User avatar #60 to #51 - sergeantnovak (08/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes you have to wait a moment to see if there is anything left to excrete. No one likes to have to come back.
User avatar #58 to #51 - fizzor (08/23/2014) [-]
Because sometimes I have to take a **** so massive one minute isn't enough to drop it all
#9 - Airmanator (08/23/2014) [-]
That looks pretty cool. Anyone have any idea on where that's from?
User avatar #10 to #9 - deltoraquest (08/23/2014) [-]
I believe more trailers for halo 5, though I could be horribly wrong.

so if that's the case, what's your opinion on the vanu sovereignty?
User avatar #11 to #10 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2014) [-]
Its from the intro cinematic to Halo 4, trust me i am halo.
User avatar #13 to #11 - deltoraquest (08/23/2014) [-]
I trust you, even though chief only appears on the forward unto dawn during that sequence.
User avatar #14 to #13 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2014) [-]
It was when Halsey was on about other spartans and AI's, either this is a random spartan looking mopey or if i remember rightly someone then hands him a chip in this scene.
User avatar #15 to #14 - deltoraquest (08/23/2014) [-]
ah right, I remember seeing that only 5 days ago... **** I need bed, and work due in 2 days ago that I haven't started
User avatar #27 - sillymoose (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 to #27 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, I already knew what it was from. Halo is absolutely my favorite game.
User avatar #48 to #32 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
yeah, **** everyone else who didn't know the source
User avatar #34 to #32 - sillymoose (08/23/2014) [-]
I liked halo too, Til halo reach, **** every halo after that, all dat sheit was stupid yo
User avatar #35 to #34 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [-]
I agree with the hate on Halo: Reach. Story completely conflicted with the Halo canon and Bungie KNEW that but still pushed it forward. I enjoyed H4 though quite well. Kinda glad to see they're fleshing out the Chief a little more.
User avatar #46 to #35 - febreezboi (08/23/2014) [-]
Have you read the books? I'm listening to audio versions whenever I'm working on work-type-stuff.
User avatar #70 to #46 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, I've read all the ones except the bastardizations done by Karen Travis.
User avatar #71 to #70 - febreezboi (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of the second book as of right now, played all of the games and learned of the books about a week ago. It's nice to know the connections of the games and what happens inbetween them.
User avatar #72 to #71 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [-]
It really is.
#22 - doktorwhat (08/23/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't constantly play with his phone all the time? I mean, I don't even have a ******* smartphone. I use my phone to call people and send messages.
User avatar #25 to #22 - schneidend (08/23/2014) [-]
That would be the key difference. You don't have a smartphone. People with smartphones can do everything from checking their bank balance to reading the newspaper on their phone.
#30 - siathedragoness (08/23/2014) [-]
amm i the only one who dont bring my phone to the toilet
User avatar #47 to #30 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
yes, yes you are. i know, i checked
#26 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
what is this gif from?
User avatar #43 to #26 - lostxprophit (08/23/2014) [-]
Prologue to Halo 4's Campaign www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJEPfbrnleU
#21 - zombiefacepuncher (08/23/2014) [-]
I scroll past this and that song "I'm here without you baby" starts playing in the store I'm in.
User avatar #19 - formidableguy (08/23/2014) [-]
"Everyone I ever liked as a friend is dead"
User avatar #6 - goseikiba (08/23/2014) [-]
When I'm on the bus without my phone. I rarely use my phone when I take a dump. Just paranoid it'll fall into the bowl or get it dirty.
#23 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Yet another reason why I LOVE my 3DS.

All of this fighting between the Xbox One, PS4, and PC gaming when the real superior console is the 3DS. Play your games anywhere you want. Toilet, waiting room, subway, bus, school, even get some fresh air at the park. Portable gaming > console gaming.
#74 to #23 - nickojmoore (08/23/2014) [-]
Vita remote play master race
User avatar #83 to #23 - shieeetposter (08/28/2014) [-]
Funny I had you on "hide all" already.
User avatar #49 to #23 - klaes (08/23/2014) [-]
The 3DS is portable, which is fantastic. The only problem is you also carry your virginity at all times if you bring one everywhere.
#68 to #49 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually carry around a 3DS and show all the women I meet my level 100 black Charizard. Usually their ovaries explode before I have any time to lay a move on them.
#24 to #23 - mrpfister (08/23/2014) [-]
PC Master Race
#28 to #24 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Do you not know how to read? I'm not a console gamer, i'm a portable gamer. You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom to you. You can't play it in the waiting room. I bring my 3DS everywhere I go.
#39 to #28 - azraelthemage (08/23/2014) [-]
>You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom with you
>You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom with you
#29 to #28 - mrpfister (08/23/2014) [-]
Someone's feisty, its a joke dude.
User avatar #40 to #28 - purealterego (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm not a console gamer... But I do have a $2000 laptop I bring in the bathroom a lot...
User avatar #37 to #28 - killzones (08/23/2014) [-]
You can bring a 2000$ laptop to the bathroom, get rekt kid.
#52 to #37 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
It's a lot easier to carry around a 3DS in your pocket wherever you go.
User avatar #62 to #52 - AresX (08/23/2014) [-]
I carry my desktop around in my pocket wherever I go and use my 3ds only at home.
#7 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
>Using your phone on the toilet
#8 to #7 - arthurdetoo (08/23/2014) [-]
you are not supposed to wipe your ass with your phone.

use the 3 shells....
User avatar #12 to #8 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2014) [-]
Ever notice how one of the achievements in halo 3 i think was called Demolition Man?
Did anyone else also notice Stallone's characters named John Spartan while Master chief is a Spartan named John?

Coincidence?
I think maybe...
#45 to #12 - thefates (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #8 - rustybutttickler (08/23/2014) [-]
i don't get it
jokexplain pls
User avatar #69 to #63 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2014) [-]
Reference from a movie Demolition Man where Sylvester Stallone plays John Spartan, a bad ass cop who gets frozen. He wakes up in the future and when he goes to use the ******* there is no toilet paper, only 3 shells.
#78 - jeffwillrapeyou (08/23/2014) [-]
this comment coming from my laptop while taking a **** .
#80 to #78 - thahobomaster (08/23/2014) [-]
There is no greater comfort/luxury than using a laptop while shooting the ****

tfw cleared 25-man Ulduar Yogg Saron while taking a ****
User avatar #77 - konradkurze (08/23/2014) [-]
hell phone or magazine...anything to pass the time while you teach ******* to swim
User avatar #75 - bighairyfart (08/23/2014) [-]
This is why I ought a Wii U.
User avatar #76 to #75 - bighairyfart (08/23/2014) [-]
*Bought
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