Whats your name?. .. To all those who don't understand The jail is supposed to be "anticipated game hell" people looked foreward to duke nukem since forever and it came ou
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#7 - rambomanthree (12/09/2013) [-]
To all those who don't understand

The jail is supposed to be "anticipated game hell"
people looked foreward to duke nukem since forever and it came out finally in 2011
hence being released.
the new guy is gordon freeman
and sadly, with the way things are looking
he has a life sentence
User avatar #46 to #7 - miia ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Huh. i thought Serious Sam.
#62 to #7 - dekbedovertrekset (12/09/2013) [-]
Since when is he in jail, I thought he was dead?
User avatar #70 to #7 - rawesome ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I thought the joke was that Gordon Freeman never says anything...
#94 to #7 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the explanation, sir. I liked little dash of humor in it.
User avatar #108 to #7 - snaresinger (12/09/2013) [-]
I have seen this comic a dozen times and have never gotten it. I feel like a ******* . Thank you, sir.
#147 to #7 - sexyvinyl (12/10/2013) [-]
I am so disappointed, Dempsey.
#148 to #147 - rambomanthree (12/10/2013) [-]
shut the **** up, richard
#67 to #7 - certifiedidiot (12/09/2013) [-]
If you had only bothered trying to keep up on Half-Life related news, you pretty much know that Half-Life 3 is being worked on at this moment, but you'd have to remember that's in Valve Time, but they are working on it.
If you had only bothered trying to keep up on Half-Life related news, you pretty much know that Half-Life 3 is being worked on at this moment, but you'd have to remember that's in Valve Time, but they are working on it.
User avatar #24 to #7 - teoferrazzi (12/09/2013) [-]
hehe
'since forever'
User avatar #11 to #7 - nuggetman (12/09/2013) [-]
more like a HALF-life sentence.
#12 to #11 - mormon ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
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#28 to #11 - linktheherooftime (12/09/2013) [-]
I was greatly disappointed when I noticed that rambomanthree didn't make that pun, but I'm glad that you did.
#29 to #28 - rambomanthree (12/09/2013) [-]
I was going too
but for some reason i didn't

oh well
#91 to #15 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
ugh...queer king. I was so glad he died lol.
User avatar #146 to #91 - mrselfdestruct (12/09/2013) [-]
but but but. He was gonna be the most fabulous king of Westeros.

i'm not using homosexual stereotypes. He really was a very fabulous and flamboyant king in the books. His kingsguard was called the rainbow guard and they all wore a color of the rainbow.
#32 - willindor (12/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - samsaysbai ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
I would love to see a comic book where all the forgotten game characters are all trapped in a prison waiting for their next release.
User avatar #40 to #16 - thathorse (12/09/2013) [-]
Poor little Megaman would be in there and that would break my heart,
#65 to #40 - brisineo (12/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry, he's back out doing community service as a gladiator in the meantime.
#78 - skiskate (12/09/2013) [-]
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#96 to #92 - orangepikmin (12/09/2013) [-]
W-was that... perfect?
User avatar #107 to #93 - kolpster (12/09/2013) [-]
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I like ruining things.
User avatar #112 to #111 - kolpster (12/09/2013) [-]
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#142 to #141 - skiskate (12/09/2013) [-]
7/2.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 = 3

This needs to stop
User avatar #143 to #142 - kolpster (12/09/2013) [-]
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Lol nope.
#144 to #143 - skiskate (12/09/2013) [-]
Confirmed
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#39 - undercow (12/09/2013) [-]
I can't be the only person to think of this guy first
#79 to #39 - missions (12/09/2013) [-]
I thought that aswell
#74 to #39 - flikkyfilms (12/09/2013) [-]
People always say that Bryan Cranston should play Gordon Freeman despite the fact Bryan Cranston is nearly 60 years old and Gordon Freeman is 27.
#69 to #39 - frozencraft (12/09/2013) [-]
Nope, i can safely say you're not
User avatar #72 to #39 - freakyorange (12/09/2013) [-]
I did, too.
#63 - herbolifee (12/09/2013) [-]
Honestly, Forever really wasn't that bad. A lot of people honestly expected way too much of it.

I kept my expectations realistic: A new Duke Nukem game that'd be just that. Another Duke Nukem game. Nothing epic, and probably not as good as 3D, but fun nontheless.

It was exactly that.
User avatar #81 to #63 - ltbuttstrong (12/09/2013) [-]
Thank you, I've always felt the same. It wasn't perfect but I had a lot of fun with it, and it really gets way more hate than it deserved.
#84 to #63 - mvtjets (12/09/2013) [-]
Just barely. The whole game was super linear with the only redeaming aspect being that it's fun to kill things. Other than that it is definately what you would call mediocre
User avatar #86 to #63 - mochidrake (12/09/2013) [-]
I thought it was ok, but my major complaint is Duke Nukem was a very classic shooter, where you carried a ton of crazy weapons all at once, and picking up health and armor made it faster paced. The new one had regenerating health and only 2 weapon slots, which made it feel a little more like a watered down Halo.
#103 to #63 - afroadam (12/09/2013) [-]
i cant help but agree. i was that kid that probably shouldnt have been playing it when i was little but i did and as a fan i knew that a game that took 12 to make was not going to be as good as it was expected. it is far from the worst game ive played but still mediocre. i still managed to have a few laughs.
i cant help but agree. i was that kid that probably shouldnt have been playing it when i was little but i did and as a fan i knew that a game that took 12 to make was not going to be as good as it was expected. it is far from the worst game ive played but still mediocre. i still managed to have a few laughs.
#51 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh Duke...   
If only your newest game wasn't such a big disappointment...
Oh Duke...
If only your newest game wasn't such a big disappointment...
#54 to #51 - Spikeydeath (12/09/2013) [-]
it wasnt a disappointment if you wanted to play a game thats ****
User avatar #55 to #54 - zzRedzz ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Well...I mean...
I guess
#56 to #55 - Spikeydeath (12/09/2013) [-]
I was right
#102 to #54 - sinclairr (12/09/2013) [-]
I'll take the red thumbs but here we go:   
   
I liked it, even though it was 			****		. Maybe it's because I told myself I'd love it, waiting 12 years, but I liked it. Than again, I didn't play all the Duke games, so probably I'm not a die-hard fan. The fact you could gain health by gaining ego was cool. The subtle jokes were funny because they were created in the intention to not be funny, which thus made it funny. Although it wasn't anything wonderful, I enjoyed the time playing it. Maybe if they changed the name and main character, and sold it as a whole new game, it'd done a bit better.
I'll take the red thumbs but here we go:

I liked it, even though it was **** . Maybe it's because I told myself I'd love it, waiting 12 years, but I liked it. Than again, I didn't play all the Duke games, so probably I'm not a die-hard fan. The fact you could gain health by gaining ego was cool. The subtle jokes were funny because they were created in the intention to not be funny, which thus made it funny. Although it wasn't anything wonderful, I enjoyed the time playing it. Maybe if they changed the name and main character, and sold it as a whole new game, it'd done a bit better.
User avatar #82 to #54 - Dwarf (12/09/2013) [-]
It wasn't THAT bad. It just wasn't as good as the others.
#85 to #82 - Spikeydeath (12/09/2013) [-]
I dont recall any duke nukem game being that bad
The horse armor dlc for Oblivion was worth more money
#89 to #85 - omnifish **User deleted account** (12/09/2013) [-]
Daaaamn, that was harsh.
Daaaamn, that was harsh.
#90 to #89 - Spikeydeath (12/09/2013) [-]
I dont take no ****
User avatar #105 to #85 - randomserb (12/09/2013) [-]
Neh
User avatar #100 to #85 - viscerys (12/09/2013) [-]
I liked being able to armour my horse. Plus, it cost me €2.50. That's like, half a ******* sandwich. People gripe about **** like this, and don't realise that it's not a lot of money at all.
#9 - urapooper (12/09/2013) [-]
what do people like about the half-life series and why are they waiting for a sequel?
#18 to #9 - thecrazyonedf (12/09/2013) [-]
Every game has ended in a cliffhanger, and the story is waaay too awesome to just move on.
User avatar #23 to #9 - ncg ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
They're just good games. Half Life 2 was the first shooter I really got into, and HL2: Episode 2 was pretty weak (I'd say the weakest in the series. HL1 isn't as enjoyable, but considering how long ago it was made, you gotta give it credit), but the cliffhanger was crazy.
#64 to #9 - siden (12/09/2013) [-]
the game engine they create with each half life game becomes the base of many good titles, all the counter-strike games for example
#10 to #9 - ofalo (12/09/2013) [-]
it was a pretty good shooter with a decent story and a cool new gun in the second one also half life 2 part 2 had an extreme cliff hanger ending
#41 to #10 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
While many may proclaim that it had a 'decent' story, I'd say that simply labeling it decent wouldn't be fair.
I can understand though that those without any knowledge in physics would dismiss all the genius references to scientific phenomenon.
Half-Life not only touches upon the whole alien-overlord and human uprising-theme, but I see it as an indirect criticism/evaluation of the term ENTANGLEMENT (which may grant us the ability to teleport in the nearest future). Try playing through the games once more and notice how important the ability to teleport is to them. It's constantly mentioned.
The whole of Half-Life (Half-Life 2 especially) is like a statement of the paths on which science can lead us. This may sound very obscure, but though many may overlook the game-series' deeper layers, it really is deep **** .
User avatar #42 to #41 - thosewhofight (12/09/2013) [-]
Awww shiet, forgot to log in.
Eh, I mean. **** you, anon!
#99 to #41 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah man, it's just a bloody good game.
User avatar #59 to #10 - effort (12/09/2013) [-]
"decent" story?! Half-life has an amazing plot, which in my opinion has to be uncovered and investigated by the audience themselves. The jaw-dropping plot has to be unveiled underneath the plot which many people see as they play the game (a rebellion against alien invaders).

It's like Dark Souls, where you aren't given all the pieces to a puzzle, instead you have to fill those gaps with an interpretation of your own.
#25 - slothmaster (12/09/2013) [-]
I have no idea how gearbox of all companies 			******		 up Duke Nukem.   
Didn't gearbox make borderlands? They should know how to make a decent shooter.
I have no idea how gearbox of all companies ****** up Duke Nukem.
Didn't gearbox make borderlands? They should know how to make a decent shooter.
User avatar #36 to #25 - iceholder ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
But they didn't make DNF. They just finished up what was there into a playable shooter and shipped it out. I'm hoping that since they at least have the license, if they make something with Duke now, that it'll turn out okay. They treat Borderlands alright (it is their baby, after all, though), but Colonial Marines has left me uneasy.
User avatar #47 to #25 - Awesomecarrot (12/09/2013) [-]
They made the first (maybe second? I'm not sure) Halo game as well. And that was a masterpiece.
They certainly haven't lived up to it much in recent times, though...
User avatar #52 to #47 - dreadedsin (12/09/2013) [-]
They helped with the creation of the first halo on PC
#48 to #25 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
>Borderlands
>Decent Shooter
Pick one
User avatar #30 to #25 - cheatman (12/09/2013) [-]
They also made Colonial Marines. They put all their focus into Borderlands, yet when it comes to third party games they couldn't give half a **** .
#35 to #30 - iheartjackiechan (12/09/2013) [-]
They outsourced most of Colonial Marines. I'm not even sure why they put their name on it.
User avatar #37 to #35 - cheatman (12/09/2013) [-]
The point still stands that they couldn't give half a **** about the outbound product rather than the cash they'd get in. It doesn't make sense to me though, since big name games already have the name on it, the developers should already expect SOME money to come in, so wouldn't it be better to keep delaying it in order to make a GOOD game that everyone would want to play and hence buy?
#38 to #37 - iheartjackiechan (12/09/2013) [-]
They dropped the ball, they shouldn't have outsourced it, and they should have delayed it long enough to fix the problem caused by the outsourcing
User avatar #31 to #30 - slothmaster (12/09/2013) [-]
has there ever been a successful game based on the aliens movies, though?
Aliens vs predator was bad, too.
User avatar #101 to #31 - viscerys (12/09/2013) [-]
All they need to do is make a game like Amnesia with Xenomorphs. It's not hard, but they keep trying to put Aliens games into the mainstream audience. From what I've found - Aliens has a niche fanbase. Folks should be making niche games for a niche fanbase.
User avatar #45 to #31 - wanicochil (12/09/2013) [-]
Extinction* not extermination
User avatar #44 to #31 - wanicochil (12/09/2013) [-]
Aliens vs predator 2 on PC was good, the multiplayer was excellent as well, so many hours spent on it

Aliens vs predators extermination was alright, would of been made excellent if it was on PC and had much more time spent on it
User avatar #33 to #31 - cheatman (12/09/2013) [-]
Alien Resurrection on PS1 was pretty good. Classic AvP on PC were good too, and Predator: Concrete Jungle was OK. The thing is, you COULD make an epic FPS game from the alien franchise but Fox doesn't want just anyone to handle their milk cow, and when they do let someone take it, it's more often to companies that just want a cash flow rather than to make a game.
User avatar #43 - thewaronbeingcool (12/09/2013) [-]
It's time for Duke to go back to prison.
User avatar #27 - Dave Cee (12/09/2013) [-]
I enjoyed the new Duke Nukem the only thing that let me down was the fact you could only carry 2 guns at a time when in DN: 3D you could carry a whole arsenal of firearms!
User avatar #50 to #27 - insanemanoo (12/09/2013) [-]
That's really the one biggest gameplay change I've noticed between 90's FPS's and modern FPS's. In almost any 90's FPS, you're character is able to carry the full arsenal of weapons available in the game. The most modern shooter where you can still do this is HL2:EP2 I believe, and the earliest FPS that limited you to 2 weapons at a time was Halo: CE.
User avatar #60 to #50 - captinchikin (12/09/2013) [-]
The most recent I know of is actually Serious Sam 3: BFE. I think Rise of the Triad also does, but it's a remake so I don't know if it counts.
#66 to #60 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Bioshock 2?
#83 - lotengo (12/09/2013) [-]
at first glance i thought he had amazing tits in a tight tshirt

No fap december is getting hard
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (12/08/2013) [-]
yeah and the latest duke nukem game was ass

pretty much like just an better graphics version of the cheesey **** old nukem from the 90's

as a chaos raptor, the only part i liked was the alien mother's car-sized huge boobs
User avatar #17 to #1 - Metallicock (12/09/2013) [-]
The old Duke Nukem was balls to the ******* wall, what are you talking about?
User avatar #20 to #17 - konradkurze (12/09/2013) [-]
you missed the point

the old duke was awesome for its time, the new one is a sad remake with better graphics......cant really translate a 90's game theme into 2010's game world
User avatar #98 to #20 - Metallicock (12/09/2013) [-]
I think you could, the problem is that they didn't.
The graphics were **** (for a 2010 game)
The gameplay was ****
The levels were ****
The music was ****
The dialogue was ****

I felt nothing like the old Duke
User avatar #2 to #1 - IAmManbearpig (12/08/2013) [-]
I hope English isn't your first language.
#3 to #1 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry man typo's are made we're more interested in your opinions rather than the proper dialect in which you either chose not use or made a error on. But yeah new Duke Nukem sucked. It gave me a slight Nostalgic feeling but overtime that faded.
User avatar #22 to #3 - konradkurze (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah if you want nostalgia....grab the old game, set your pc to play it on older windows, and relive the glory days....shame on anyone who makes a flashy new game based on the story of a classic

hollywood often ***** it up with remakes, gaming is not real different
#6 to #1 - holycrusader (12/09/2013) [-]
Dear Claudia, today konradkurze assassinated the english launguage
User avatar #4 to #1 - derpwolf (12/09/2013) [-]
Night Haunter, as a Primarch you should at least learn how to use English properly.
User avatar #26 to #4 - hermaeousmora (12/09/2013) [-]
Heretic, do you even High Gothic?
User avatar #21 to #4 - konradkurze (12/09/2013) [-]
**** english, glory to Nostraman language
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#76 - crazyolitis (12/09/2013) [-]
guise...
User avatar #110 to #76 - benjiburns (12/09/2013) [-]
oh yeah ross scott is great
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User avatar #61 - dantemp (12/09/2013) [-]
**** , this thing is still relevant another year in a roll
User avatar #53 - dkillakai ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't have hated the game if I could just save the hot twins...
#58 to #53 - Dun (12/09/2013) [-]
Even though I hated the twins' animations and annoying voices, I still wanted to save them. God damn it, I'm Duke Nukem, I deserve all the girls in the world!
User avatar #71 - Leopard (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm not a gamer, and I don't get this.
User avatar #73 to #71 - gildemoono (12/09/2013) [-]
The prison is a metaphor for games that have been in development for a long ass time. The guy talking is duke nukem, a 90's video game star who has had its newest game be in production for over 12 years only to be release a couple years go to bad reviews. The"new guy" is gordon Freeman, the led of an acclaimed video game series half life which had its last game end on a cliffhanger many years ago and to this day has not had it concluded. He doesnt say anything because gordon is a silent protagonist,
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#87 to #73 - samous (12/09/2013) [-]
I thaught it's funny because gordon is silent
User avatar #149 - revios (12/12/2013) [-]
i thinked the jail cell mate was link.
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