What would you do with it?. . 1. Being able to order delivery food and answer the door without having to put on pants. 2. Swapping out DVDs or @ without having  Dorkly telekinesis
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What would you do with it?

1. Being able to order delivery food and answer
the door without having to put on pants.
2. Swapping out DVDs or @
without having to get up.
tr. Checking your phone when on a date
without looking like a rude jerk.
MOST ESPENSIVE
BOTTLE DP WINE!
Adjusting your underwear in public
without having to grab at your pants.
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Submitted: 05/02/2014
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#1 - beerholder (05/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That little detail right there made it for me.
#3 - swolecamel (05/02/2014) [+] (19 replies)
CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES   
   
UNLIKE YOU 						******					 HORSES   
   
horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the 						*******					 						****					.   
   
Complete with 						********					 biceps, 						*******					, triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads   
   
YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE   
   
YOU'RE WORTHLESS   
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL   
   
YOU'RE A MAGGOT   
   
CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES

UNLIKE YOU ****** HORSES

horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the ******* **** .

Complete with ******** biceps, ******* , triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads

YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE

YOU'RE WORTHLESS
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL

YOU'RE A MAGGOT

CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
#37 - pointlessroller (05/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.   
   
I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.

I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
#35 - akhar (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#8 - thecroppingguy (05/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
For those who were asking for it!
#2 - funklehardunkichud (05/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Being able to swallow 8 cocks worth of semen without choking
#17 - wooyoungkim (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#57 - rigenstein (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**rigenstein rolled image** what I would do with it
#58 to #57 - aslypancake (05/03/2014) [-]
the time has come and so have I
User avatar #26 - nanako (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
if i had telekinesis, i'd build an arena of concrete in my backyard, and mess aroung throwing things in there. at least to begin with.

then i'd fly.

y'all should watch a recent movie called Chronicle. it's about some kids who get telekinesis and put it to lots of interesting uses.
#18 - verycoolcat (05/03/2014) [-]
Using it to masturbate in public without anyone ever knowing.
#23 - sirquidam ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #48 - strangemoo (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'd set up an impenetrable fortress in the middle of nowhere
Remove the guns from everyone in a hundred miles radius.
Arms my fortress with said guns.
Pressure an internet provider into giving me free internet.
Pull food away from Super markets and such so that I never have to leave.


So in other words I'd be a total jackass with it.
#25 - seriouslyblack (05/03/2014) [-]
i think i saw something going on in the background there in a couple of panels

gonna have to go back and look a bit closer
#73 - thempc ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
remember that cringe comp where that woman was holding a sign saying "i need feminism because a man can rape without even touching a woman". well, now she'd be right
remember that cringe comp where that woman was holding a sign saying "i need feminism because a man can rape without even touching a woman". well, now she'd be right
#70 - invshika (05/03/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled image** what I would do with it
**invshika rolled image** what I would do with it
User avatar #34 - orobas (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't go out in public or date, so 3, 4, and 5 would be useless. I don't put on pants when opening the door for delivery food anyway; 2 seems to be the most reasonable option.

Jesus, did I seriously ******* waste my time to think this through?
#92 - Davidowns (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Livin' the thug life.
#76 - elcreepo (05/03/2014) [-]
X-ray vision. Never can go wrong. Even with old ladies.  especially with old ladies
X-ray vision. Never can go wrong. Even with old ladies. especially with old ladies
User avatar #63 - improbable ONLINE (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Telepathy seem really bad to me. For each time he use it to help himself out he causes someone else problems and eventuallt leads to the end of the world.
User avatar #89 - christheace (05/03/2014) [-]
That;s a pretty swell story going on in the background as well
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