What would you do with it?. . 1. Being able to order delivery food and answer the door without having to put on pants. 2. Swapping out DVDs or @ without having  Dorkly telekinesis
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1. Being able to order delivery food and answer
the door without having to put on pants.
2. Swapping out DVDs or @
without having to get up.
tr. Checking your phone when on a date
without looking like a rude jerk.
MOST ESPENSIVE
BOTTLE DP WINE!
Adjusting your underwear in public
without having to grab at your pants.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - beerholder
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(05/02/2014) [-]
That little detail right there made it for me.
#95 to #1 - happypony
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Ding! Upvote 400. *slowclap*
User avatar #39 to #1 - ohhh
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(05/03/2014) [-]
All senior citizens need life alert.
#62 to #1 - thurrito
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(05/03/2014) [-]
fart
User avatar #45 to #1 - shiningfinger
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(05/03/2014) [-]
She's dead in the last panel
#60 to #45 - anon id: 576a844b
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(05/03/2014) [-]
NO ******* **** SHERLOCK!
#3 - swolecamel
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CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES   
   
UNLIKE YOU ****** HORSES   
   
horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the ******* ****.   
   
Complete with ******** biceps, *******, triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads   
   
YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE   
   
YOU'RE WORTHLESS   
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL   
   
YOU'RE A MAGGOT   
   
CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES

UNLIKE YOU ****** HORSES

horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the ******* ****.

Complete with ******** biceps, *******, triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads

YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE

YOU'RE WORTHLESS
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL

YOU'RE A MAGGOT

CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
#9 to #3 - pugasawrus [OP]
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User avatar #10 to #9 - swolecamel
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(05/02/2014) [-]
WHATS THAT? ALL I CAN HEAR IS 'NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGHT'

WHORSE
User avatar #15 to #3 - pwnigator
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(05/03/2014) [-]
*****, what are you trying to do? I get you're a camel and all, but...
#40 to #3 - domefige
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Pretty funny the first time, won't be funny if this lasts more than a week
User avatar #90 to #3 - ningyoaijin
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(05/03/2014) [-]
I don't understand, but thank you for this.
#94 to #3 - sizimizi
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(05/03/2014) [-]
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#99 to #3 - anon id: ee32cc33
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Are you saying I'm a horse?
User avatar #28 to #3 - vicsix
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(05/03/2014) [-]
So what kinda cigarettes do you smoke?
User avatar #55 to #28 - swolecamel
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(05/03/2014) [-]
not horse cigarettes that's what!
User avatar #4 to #3 - willindor
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(05/02/2014) [-]
Bitch, that's a dromedary.
User avatar #5 to #4 - swolecamel
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(05/02/2014) [-]
What are you? A horse or something??

suck my hump
#6 to #5 - willindor
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(05/02/2014) [-]
Buddy, I'm a megatherium, don't make me slap you back to the Pliocene.
Buddy, I'm a megatherium, don't make me slap you back to the Pliocene.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swolecamel
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(05/02/2014) [-]
How about I slap your horse titties until your fake ass CGI ghetto booty gorilla backs the **** off my camel territory

WE RULE THIS PLACE YOU WATCH YOUR CUNT HORSE BACK
User avatar #33 to #3 - foelkera
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(05/03/2014) [-]
enjoy middle east respiratory syndrome, humpfag. everyone knows giraffes could kick a camel's ass
User avatar #53 to #33 - swolecamel
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Say that to my face you long ******* horse

A camel is more practical, more resiliant AND MUCH ******* STRONGER

A ******* CAMEL COULD PICK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND THROW IT TO ANDROMEDA
User avatar #68 to #33 - imnotkickthecat
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(05/03/2014) [-]
nobody cares about a stupid long horse.
User avatar #96 to #68 - mrpotatofudge
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I thought they were tall goats
#24 to #3 - theruse
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User avatar #16 to #3 - twofreegerbils
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I, for one, welcome our new camel overlord.
#37 - pointlessroller
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I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.   
   
I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.

I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
#54 to #37 - feratrox
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That new spiderman would have been so much better if this was Dane DeHaan's character. Loved that film (new spiderman was okay).
User avatar #47 to #37 - razorhawkzor
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(05/03/2014) [-]
what movie was that again?
User avatar #51 to #47 - pointlessroller
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Chrome Nipples.
User avatar #49 to #47 - vapaus
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Chronicles.
User avatar #50 to #49 - razorhawkzor
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(05/03/2014) [-]
grazie
User avatar #74 to #50 - cubicalpayload
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Don't listen to vapaus, pointlessroller's got it right!
#85 to #74 - mastercolossus
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(05/03/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**
User avatar #65 to #47 - cocainecowboy
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Attack of the clones
#35 - akhar
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User avatar #56 to #35 - therealslimjim
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you beat me you it.
#8 - thecroppingguy
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(05/02/2014) [-]
For those who were asking for it!
#13 to #8 - xcoreyx
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Okay we get it, you're thecroppingguy and your "thing" is to crop stuff really poorly. Congratulations.
#14 to #13 - thecroppingguy
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#2 - funklehardunkichud
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(05/02/2014) [-]
Being able to swallow 8 cocks worth of semen without choking
User avatar #52 to #2 - cpupurpleheart
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(05/03/2014) [-]
I thumbed cause that caught me off guard. You did good with that one.
#19 to #2 - dinocaster
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Negro you just went full homo
Negro you just went full homo
#17 - wooyoungkim
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(05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #17 - assassindash
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(05/03/2014) [-]
It looks more like shes having a seizure and giving birth at the exact same time....
#22 to #17 - RedHulk
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#57 - rigenstein
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(05/03/2014) [-]
**rigenstein rolled image** what I would do with it
User avatar #69 to #57 - whycanticaps
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(05/03/2014) [-]
strike witches woo
#58 to #57 - aslypancake
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(05/03/2014) [-]
the time has come and so have I
User avatar #26 - nanako
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(05/03/2014) [-]
if i had telekinesis, i'd build an arena of concrete in my backyard, and mess aroung throwing things in there. at least to begin with.

then i'd fly.

y'all should watch a recent movie called Chronicle. it's about some kids who get telekinesis and put it to lots of interesting uses.
User avatar #44 to #26 - cosmicapprentice
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(05/03/2014) [-]
I loved that movie.
#32 to #26 - sirquidam
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(05/03/2014) [-]
That movie was an interesting watch, enjoyed watching it.

Spoiler: "I am apex predator." statement gave me chills.
User avatar #42 to #32 - capslockrage
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(05/03/2014) [-]
I cringed when he said that and thought he was a massive faggot
#18 - verycoolcat
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(05/03/2014) [-]
Using it to masturbate in public without anyone ever knowing.