What would you do with it?. . 1. Being able to order delivery food and answer the door without having to put on pants. 2. Swapping out DVDs or @ without having  Dorkly telekinesis
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What would you do with it?

1. Being able to order delivery food and answer
the door without having to put on pants.
2. Swapping out DVDs or @
without having to get up.
tr. Checking your phone when on a date
without looking like a rude jerk.
MOST ESPENSIVE
BOTTLE DP WINE!
Adjusting your underwear in public
without having to grab at your pants.
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#1 - beerholder ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
That little detail right there made it for me.
#95 to #1 - happypony (05/03/2014) [-]
Ding! Upvote 400. *slowclap*
User avatar #39 to #1 - ohhh (05/03/2014) [-]
All senior citizens need life alert.
User avatar #45 to #1 - shiningfinger (05/03/2014) [-]
She's dead in the last panel
#60 to #45 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
NO ******* **** SHERLOCK!
#37 - pointlessroller (05/03/2014) [-]
I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.   
   
I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
I'd probably do some community service, and crush cars without having to waste electricity with those big car-crushers. I'm a good person like that.

I also might go on a rampage and declare myself the apex predator of the world. But c'mon, who wouldn't?
#54 to #37 - feratrox (05/03/2014) [-]
That new spiderman would have been so much better if this was Dane DeHaan's character. Loved that film (new spiderman was okay).
User avatar #47 to #37 - razorhawkzor (05/03/2014) [-]
what movie was that again?
User avatar #51 to #47 - pointlessroller (05/03/2014) [-]
Chrome Nipples.
User avatar #49 to #47 - vapaus (05/03/2014) [-]
Chronicles.
User avatar #50 to #49 - razorhawkzor (05/03/2014) [-]
grazie
User avatar #74 to #50 - cubicalpayload (05/03/2014) [-]
Don't listen to vapaus, pointlessroller's got it right!
#85 to #74 - mastercolossus (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #47 - cocainecowboy (05/03/2014) [-]
Attack of the clones
#3 - swolecamel (05/02/2014) [-]
CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES   
   
UNLIKE YOU 			******		 HORSES   
   
horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the 			*******		 			****		.   
   
Complete with 			********		 biceps, 			*******		, triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads   
   
YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE   
   
YOU'RE WORTHLESS   
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL   
   
YOU'RE A MAGGOT   
   
CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
CAMELS ARE, STRONG, FINANCIALLY DEPENDANT AND SOCIABLE CREATES

UNLIKE YOU ****** HORSES

horses can make like a tree and leaf because camels are the ******* **** .

Complete with ******** biceps, ******* , triceps and cunt-ripped-shttle-doodle-do quads

YOU COULD SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN THE GYM AND NEVER REACH THIS LEVEL OF SWOLE

YOU'RE WORTHLESS
YOU'RE NOT A CAMEL

YOU'RE A MAGGOT

CAMELS ARE BETTER THAN HORSES YOU STICKY CUNT
User avatar #15 to #3 - pwnigator ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
***** , what are you trying to do? I get you're a camel and all, but...
User avatar #90 to #3 - ningyoaijin (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't understand, but thank you for this.
#94 to #3 - sizimizi (05/03/2014) [-]
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#99 to #3 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Are you saying I'm a horse?
User avatar #10 to #9 - swolecamel (05/02/2014) [-]
WHATS THAT? ALL I CAN HEAR IS 'NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGHT'

WHORSE
#40 to #3 - domefige (05/03/2014) [-]
Pretty funny the first time, won't be funny if this lasts more than a week
User avatar #28 to #3 - vicsix (05/03/2014) [-]
So what kinda cigarettes do you smoke?
User avatar #55 to #28 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
not horse cigarettes that's what!
User avatar #4 to #3 - willindor ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Bitch, that's a dromedary.
User avatar #5 to #4 - swolecamel (05/02/2014) [-]
What are you? A horse or something??

suck my hump
#6 to #5 - willindor ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Buddy, I'm a megatherium, don't make me slap you back to the Pliocene.
Buddy, I'm a megatherium, don't make me slap you back to the Pliocene.
User avatar #7 to #6 - swolecamel (05/02/2014) [-]
How about I slap your horse titties until your fake ass CGI ghetto booty gorilla backs the **** off my camel territory

WE RULE THIS PLACE YOU WATCH YOUR CUNT HORSE BACK
User avatar #33 to #3 - foelkera (05/03/2014) [-]
enjoy middle east respiratory syndrome, humpfag. everyone knows giraffes could kick a camel's ass
User avatar #53 to #33 - swolecamel (05/03/2014) [-]
Say that to my face you long ******* horse

A camel is more practical, more resiliant AND MUCH ******* STRONGER

A ******* CAMEL COULD PICK UP YOUR FAT ASS AND THROW IT TO ANDROMEDA
User avatar #68 to #33 - imnotkickthecat (05/03/2014) [-]
nobody cares about a stupid long horse.
User avatar #96 to #68 - mrpotatofudge ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I thought they were tall goats
User avatar #16 to #3 - twofreegerbils (05/03/2014) [-]
I, for one, welcome our new camel overlord.
#24 to #3 - theruse (05/03/2014) [-]
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#2 - funklehardunkichud (05/02/2014) [-]
Being able to swallow 8 cocks worth of semen without choking
#19 to #2 - dinocaster (05/03/2014) [-]
Negro you just went full homo
Negro you just went full homo
User avatar #52 to #2 - cpupurpleheart (05/03/2014) [-]
I thumbed cause that caught me off guard. You did good with that one.
#35 - akhar (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 to #35 - therealslimjim (05/03/2014) [-]
you beat me you it.
#17 - wooyoungkim (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #17 - assassindash (05/03/2014) [-]
It looks more like shes having a seizure and giving birth at the exact same time....
User avatar #26 - nanako ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
if i had telekinesis, i'd build an arena of concrete in my backyard, and mess aroung throwing things in there. at least to begin with.

then i'd fly.

y'all should watch a recent movie called Chronicle. it's about some kids who get telekinesis and put it to lots of interesting uses.
User avatar #44 to #26 - cosmicapprentice (05/03/2014) [-]
I loved that movie.
#32 to #26 - sirquidam ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
That movie was an interesting watch, enjoyed watching it.

Spoiler: "I am apex predator." statement gave me chills.
User avatar #42 to #32 - capslockrage (05/03/2014) [-]
I cringed when he said that and thought he was a massive faggot
#18 - verycoolcat (05/03/2014) [-]
Using it to masturbate in public without anyone ever knowing.
#23 - sirquidam ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #48 - strangemoo (05/03/2014) [-]
I'd set up an impenetrable fortress in the middle of nowhere
Remove the guns from everyone in a hundred miles radius.
Arms my fortress with said guns.
Pressure an internet provider into giving me free internet.
Pull food away from Super markets and such so that I never have to leave.


So in other words I'd be a total jackass with it.
#87 to #48 - awakendhybrid (05/03/2014) [-]
Do you think your telekinesis could also harness a wifi signal?
User avatar #88 to #87 - strangemoo (05/03/2014) [-]
That'd be fukken sweet.
#25 - seriouslyblack (05/03/2014) [-]
i think i saw something going on in the background there in a couple of panels

gonna have to go back and look a bit closer
#70 - invshika ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
**invshika rolled image** what I would do with it
**invshika rolled image** what I would do with it
User avatar #34 - orobas (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't go out in public or date, so 3, 4, and 5 would be useless. I don't put on pants when opening the door for delivery food anyway; 2 seems to be the most reasonable option.

Jesus, did I seriously ******* waste my time to think this through?
User avatar #41 to #34 - capslockrage (05/03/2014) [-]
number 2, digital downloads.

bang, comp is useless for you
#73 - thempc (05/03/2014) [-]
remember that cringe comp where that woman was holding a sign saying "i need feminism because a man can rape without even touching a woman". well, now she'd be right
remember that cringe comp where that woman was holding a sign saying "i need feminism because a man can rape without even touching a woman". well, now she'd be right
#92 - Davidowns (05/03/2014) [-]
Livin' the thug life.
#97 to #92 - Rascal (05/03/2014) [-]
Xavier was telepathic not telekinetic IIRC
#76 - elcreepo (05/03/2014) [-]
X-ray vision. Never can go wrong. Even with old ladies.  especially with old ladies
X-ray vision. Never can go wrong. Even with old ladies. especially with old ladies
User avatar #63 - improbable ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
Telepathy seem really bad to me. For each time he use it to help himself out he causes someone else problems and eventuallt leads to the end of the world.
User avatar #67 to #63 - bonerjam (05/03/2014) [-]
yes I noticed the pattern too.
#8 - thecroppingguy (05/02/2014) [-]
For those who were asking for it!
#13 to #8 - xcoreyx (05/03/2014) [-]
Okay we get it, you're thecroppingguy and your "thing" is to crop stuff really poorly. Congratulations.
#57 - rigenstein (05/03/2014) [-]
**rigenstein rolled image** what I would do with it
User avatar #69 to #57 - whycanticaps (05/03/2014) [-]
strike witches woo
#58 to #57 - aslypancake (05/03/2014) [-]
the time has come and so have I
#101 - lesterthered (05/03/2014) [-]
Id jerk off without using my hands. It would be incredible.
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