What would jesus do.. . Tweet CL Notes She crawls in your bed and tells June 25, 2014, PM you she' s 15, what would you I' d tell her to put her clothes on and
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What would jesus do.

Tweet CL Notes
She crawls in your bed and tells June 25, 2014, PM
you she' s 15, what would you I' d tell her to put her clothes on and
do'? respect herself. She' s underage and
deserves to be treated like a
princess. That' s what I would do if I
was a precum child but I' m not I' m
r_ and ima **** the **** out her
ass. Booty still gon be shaking when
Chris Hansen finds me. On god I' ll
go to prison but I ain' t tripping. I ain' t
gotta pay for bills, free food, and free
gym membership @653 she doing
breaking in my house anyway
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#100 - noobwilleat (06/30/2014) [+] (14 replies)
stickied by hairysmellyanus
#1 - pwnagraphy (06/30/2014) [-]
**pwnagraphy rolled image** booty had me like
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#121 to #1 - theodordronen has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #223 to #1 - pwnagraphy (07/01/2014) [-]
How the **** did I get 361 thumbs for this
#224 to #223 - newdevyx ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
What are you? A casual? You praised the booty.
#169 to #1 - newdevyx ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
#133 to #1 - lifeanddeath (06/30/2014) [-]
Epic Roll Ahead
Epic Roll Ahead
User avatar #139 to #133 - legoslayer (06/30/2014) [-]
GUYS. THE COMMENTS ARE MOVING> THE HELL IS GOIN ON THIS SOME APOC **** HERE
#38 - ninjabadger (06/30/2014) [-]
Sweet mother of ass
Sweet mother of ass
#165 - munchyman (07/01/2014) [-]
MFW I read "booty still gon be shaking when Chris Hansen finds me"
MFW I read "booty still gon be shaking when Chris Hansen finds me"
#20 - halor (06/30/2014) [-]
well i would have to give it serious thought
#150 - hitbyadriveby (06/30/2014) [-]
10/10
#173 to #150 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Would screw
#6 - testaburger (06/30/2014) [-]
>not underage here
>not underage here
User avatar #41 to #6 - CloseEnough (06/30/2014) [-]
And that would be where ?
User avatar #91 to #64 - schwerdaddy (06/30/2014) [-]
Holy **** , you live in a rad-ass painting.
#131 to #41 - plaguehammer (06/30/2014) [-]
15 is also legal in france
User avatar #220 to #131 - CloseEnough (07/01/2014) [-]
No it's not. 15 years and 3 months is the age of consent, under that it's considered pedophilia, but the law only allows a 2 year age difference when one person is under 18.
#221 to #220 - plaguehammer (07/01/2014) [-]
The age of consent in France is 15, as specified by Article 227-25 of the Penal Code, which reads: "The commission without violence, constraint, threat or surprise of a sexual offence by an adult on the person of a child under fifteen years of age is punished by five years' imprisonment and a fine of €75,000."[26]

Article 227-22 prohibits the "organisation by an adult of meetings involving indecent exposure or sexual relations in which minors are present or participating". (Minors refers to under 18s; the text of the article can be subject to interpretation).[26]

Article 227-27 prohibits sexual relations with minors over age 15 (aged 15, 16 or 17) " 1° where they are committed by an ascendant or by any other person having authority over the victim; 2° where they are committed by a person abusing the authority conferred by his functions."[26]
User avatar #222 to #221 - CloseEnough (07/01/2014) [-]
Le fait, par un majeur, d’exercer sans violence, contrainte, menace ni surprise une atteinte sexuelle sur la personne d’un mineur de quinze ans est puni de cinq ans d’emprisonnement et de 75 000 euros d’amende.»
Article 227-25 du Code pénal
User avatar #202 to #6 - twofreegerbils (07/01/2014) [-]
How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance? By standing on the wall?

Getcha back up off the wall!
#177 to #6 - GEARBOY ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
What anime is that? ^^
What anime is that? ^^
User avatar #187 to #177 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (07/01/2014) [-]
"Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo?"
User avatar #190 to #187 - meganinja ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #193 to #177 - jasohazard ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai kara Kuru Sou Desu yo? You need to login to view this link
Its from the ending credits. Fairly good anime, crazy strong mc, and not finished yet. Expect more seasons.
#2 - homepage (06/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 - kaboomz (06/30/2014) [-]
>get my phone
>say im checking my gf's messages
>im actually turning on the audio recorder
>she says "forget your gf come here and **** me"
>turn off the audio recorder
>get in bed
> **** the **** out of her
>once twice three times
>REK her internally
>next day she tells the police i raped her and shes demanding all my money
>play the audio and tell them she drugged me and shes just trying to rob me
>apologize to gf and beg her for forgiveness (she either dumps you or not but who cares you ****** a hot 15 year old)
>everyone see shes a 15yr old whore
>cops free me
>feel like a boss for the rest of the month
#58 to #14 - koothrapali (06/30/2014) [-]
"Officer, he made me say that!" Then you go to prison for 8546313 life sentences.
#134 to #14 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
cheating on your gf with someone under aged, that's not cool bro.
User avatar #198 to #14 - nightlynutria (07/01/2014) [-]
Good plan. Would it work if you didnt say she drugged you, just insisted?
#28 to #14 - withstrangeraeons (06/30/2014) [-]
Mightn't work that well for ya m8, depending on the age restrictions of where you live. I know in my part of the world anything under 16 still statutory rape, esp if she straight up told you she was 15.
#79 to #14 - reactderp (06/30/2014) [-]
You'd cheat on your gf for a dumb 15yo? **** , man, not cool.
#170 to #79 - maziuscraig (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not "an", its "that" 15 year old
#219 to #170 - reactderp (07/01/2014) [-]
I didn't write "an" and i wasn't specifically referring to the girl on the pic. So i stand by what i wrote.
User avatar #22 to #14 - pikminpoo (06/30/2014) [-]
*>feel like a boss for the rest of my life
#39 to #14 - xcoreyx (06/30/2014) [-]
Someone doesn't understand how statutory rape works
#37 - divineminx (06/30/2014) [-]
Legal yo
#66 - hemming (06/30/2014) [-]
Age of Consent: 15
Eitherway no one gives a **** about the age of consent here..
#29 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
#4 - volksunion (06/30/2014) [-]
**volksunion rolled image** girls fw she reads this
#115 to #4 - senseofpurpose (06/30/2014) [-]
**senseofpurpose rolled image**
#31 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
#172 - emppilaf (07/01/2014) [-]
"Bootsy still gon be shakin when Chris Hansen find me."   
   
 Just take a sea....Woah watch dat booty shake..
"Bootsy still gon be shakin when Chris Hansen find me."

Just take a sea....Woah watch dat booty shake..
#124 - oneanddone (06/30/2014) [-]
**oneanddone rolled image** MFW GLORIOUS ASS
#182 to #124 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
***** you whatA
#97 - reaversoulstealer (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm 16.
I'm 16.
User avatar #122 to #97 - datmine (06/30/2014) [-]
And im allmost 120
User avatar #201 to #97 - twofreegerbils (07/01/2014) [-]
MODS PLEASE BAN
MODS PLEASE BAN
MODS PLEASE BAN
#152 to #97 - peta (06/30/2014) [-]
Is the ass fat?
Is the ass fat?
#99 to #97 - namdelliks ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Bravo.
Bravo.
#101 to #97 - cowcubrub ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
You need to be 18 to be a member on this site.
User avatar #105 to #101 - ilovemyguns (06/30/2014) [-]
After spending tens of millions of reconstructive surgery, bionic android abilities, and a sex change, I am finally 18.
#106 to #105 - ilovemyguns (06/30/2014) [-]
I swear I added a picture.
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#98 to #97 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
Not possible, you have to be 18 to sign up to funny junk.
User avatar #117 to #98 - alphavsomega (06/30/2014) [-]
HES A HACKERR!!!!!!!11!!!
#149 - gtocforyou (06/30/2014) [-]
Ohello /b/, my name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 7cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /random/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.
#96 - oversoul (06/30/2014) [-]
legal here in Italy
#155 to #96 - mexicanbean (07/01/2014) [-]
Legal you say?
Legal you say?
User avatar #206 to #96 - brutallyhonest (07/01/2014) [-]
ciao
#125 to #96 - marioauditore (06/30/2014) [-]
Age of consent 14 Master Race
Age of consent 14 Master Race
User avatar #114 to #96 - romanlettuce (06/30/2014) [-]
In the U.S. feminists grabbed the country by the balls with progressivism and anybody who has sex below 18 is a rapist. If it means more people in jail, it means hell yes over here. ******* lame.
#126 to #114 - marioauditore (06/30/2014) [-]
Come in Europe, bro. We can decay together.
#162 to #126 - romanlettuce (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm in
I'm in
#186 to #162 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
.......could I come for, like, a month? I can only speak English and a little Latin, but I'm open to trying a new language.
#146 to #114 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
much edge
very sharp
too ochie
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