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Submitted: 11/06/2013
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#26 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (47 replies)
I am a straight male who thoroughly enjoyed fingering his own ass for shortened period of time while i fapped. Which is weird cause i would never wanna get ****** in the ass.
User avatar #69 to #26 - elitehacker (11/06/2013) [-]
phanact, you don't have to post as anon. we know this is you.
User avatar #30 - wickkles (11/06/2013) [+] (41 replies)
I'm not gay.
User avatar #47 to #30 - chuckbillrow (11/06/2013) [-]
that would devastate your boyfriend if he ever found out
#409 - sophieshorts (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I let the dogs out.
I let the dogs out.
User avatar #41 - tittylovin (11/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I secretly hate getting messages in my inbox for no real reason
User avatar #1 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'm Phanact
User avatar #169 - badboyscout (11/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I like to shower completely naked
#23 - mysterykid (11/06/2013) [+] (108 replies)
When I was 11 years old I moved to a completely new country and knew no one. On my first day of school I met this kid named Roy. Most the kids in the school didn't accept me and I hated the place, but Roy came and sat by me during lunch. We talked and became friends rather quickly. During recess he asked if I wanted to hang out after school. With nothing better to do I agreed. We agreed to meet up at the park down the street since we both lived relatively close to it and the school was kinda far. After I got home I told my mom I was hanging out with my friend I made from school. She normally wouldn't have let me just leave, but she was happy I was making friends so quickly, so I assume that's why she let me go. the park was your typical playground. Nothing special. Behind the park was an open field, and just beyond that there was woods. I asked Roy if he liked climbing trees. He said he'd never tried. I then took him over to the woods and taught him how to climb the trees. We did this pretty regularly for the next couple months. I was always faster than him, and he was always hesitant to climbing higher. There was one tree towards the back of the forest that was much higher than the others. One day I started climbing it with him. I climbed all the way to the highest branch and looked down on him struggling. He said he was scared and didn't want to go any higher. I kept pressuring him. He kept climbing until he was almost to the top. As he reached for the last branch I started shaking the tree and he lost his grip and started panicking. He then screamed at me to stop and he wanted to go back. I started pressuring him and he finally decided to climb to the last branch after I promised to not shake the tree anymore. He started reaching for the last branch, he grabbed it and started pulling himself up, I started shaking the tree again and he lost his grip on the branch and fell. As he was falling he hit a branch which tore into his shirt and ruptured his lung, He died
#15 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (28 replies)
I've given my older brother head in his sleep... and I sucked a 14yo's dick when I was just under 19...
User avatar #148 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not really a moose.
User avatar #376 - hellspawner (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like items
User avatar #259 - drooms (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes at night I loose consciousness until the next morning.
#176 - nyangiraffe (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I killed a guy with a trident
User avatar #16 - anbieter (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once bought a doctor who screwdriver and stuck it up my ass
User avatar #83 to #82 - anbieter (11/06/2013) [-]
I've lost my grandma in it
#34 - harbingerwolf (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ladies and gentlemen...   
I am Iron man...
Ladies and gentlemen...

I am Iron man...
#39 - mangoroid (11/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Almost 						******					 my close cousin (we were drunk). Still awkward between us.   
 Also, I fapped with my left hand once
Almost ****** my close cousin (we were drunk). Still awkward between us.
Also, I fapped with my left hand once
#190 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sucked a dick when I was 10y.o.
#210 to #190 - niches (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #675 - buttlord (11/06/2013) [-]
i dont safely remove my usb
#765 - gongthehawkeye (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I get off to consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
I get off to consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
#485 - araell (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Once I broke up with me GF, so I could play more videogames
#287 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I haven't missed a day of masturbation since I was 10.
I haven't missed a day of masturbation since I was 10.
#335 to #287 - bloodynose ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
That would be approx. 5475 days of masturbation. You blow about 40 million sperm out per shot, so that's 2.1x10^11, or 219,000,000,000 sperm you've released. Seeing as spern has about 37.5 MB of DNA Info, that's approx 8212500000000 MegaBytes of Data transfer, which equals 8020019531.25 GigaBytes, 7832050 TeraBytes, or 7648.48 PetaBytes.
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