"What's the best riddle you know?". Correct answer is a shoe. S] BB? point B timer sittin What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? ammend repair E
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"What's the best riddle you know?"

"What's the best riddle you know?". Correct answer is a shoe. S] BB? point B timer sittin What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? ammend repair E

Correct answer is a shoe

S] BB? point B timer sittin
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
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Elaine??? 41. 5 point 4 timer sittin
f Stephen Hawking
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User avatar #3 - iRoflcopterU (10/18/2013) [-]
"Amanda Bynes after a night out." - StickleyMan
#2 - kaboozle123 ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Your mouth? doesn't walk, has a tongue, and you can "run" your mouth. that or a shoe
User avatar #11 to #2 - sadistikal (10/18/2013) [-]
It's definitely a shoe
User avatar #38 to #2 - habakkuk (10/18/2013) [-]
maybe your mom's mouth since it gets around alot and all she does is run it..
User avatar #21 - zameckis (10/18/2013) [-]
what do you call an armless and legless man in your mailbox?
bill
User avatar #34 to #21 - blokrokker (10/18/2013) [-]
What do you call an armless and legless man on your porch?
names
User avatar #46 to #34 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
Random question inbound: do you have a larger version of your profile .gif thingy?
User avatar #52 to #46 - blokrokker (10/18/2013) [-]
No, unfortunately.
User avatar #53 to #52 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
what has two arms, two legs and is crying like a bitch? Zombielovez
#5 - bakawaka ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
answer is a wagon
snakes have tongues
shoes do to (its that part that goes on top of your foot and under the laces)
User avatar #7 to #5 - peanutbraddle (10/18/2013) [-]
Is that a Cabbage Patch Kid?
User avatar #12 to #7 - huffe ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
no, it's the making of one
#6 to #5 - bazda (10/18/2013) [-]
.....dafuq bro.
User avatar #16 - theusamajunk (10/18/2013) [-]
What runs along a field, but never moves?
#17 to #16 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
a hose
User avatar #18 to #17 - theusamajunk (10/18/2013) [-]
You retard.
#22 to #18 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
whos a huge faggot whos name starts with theusamajunk
User avatar #24 to #22 - deathstare (10/18/2013) [-]
What does it end with then?
#25 to #24 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
theusamajunk
User avatar #26 to #25 - deathstare (10/18/2013) [-]
ok, so his name is theusamajunktheusamajunk?
#27 to #26 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
rally, it cn be taken both ways.
User avatar #29 to #27 - deathstare (10/18/2013) [-]
I cannot continue this conversation because you are no longer speaking English.
#30 to #29 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
Maybe if you didnt ******* stalk threads you would have seen my correction reply.
User avatar #32 to #30 - deathstare (10/18/2013) [-]
I did see you correction reply, but FJ has this delay on notifications.
Plus, it's not called stalking if you're reading the comment section of a public post. It's stalking if this **** was on your personal profile page.

I'd also like to point out that theusamajunk calling you a retard because of your first reply. He clearly saw your profile page.
#36 to #32 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
?
#28 to #27 - abcd (10/18/2013) [-]
really* can*
#19 to #16 - ooh (10/18/2013) [-]
I hope you don't take offence if I answer a fence
Real men are never sorry
User avatar #20 to #19 - theusamajunk (10/18/2013) [-]
Gratz
#48 - chinesehandcuffs (10/18/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at ...Meanwhile at Gamestop... ** < what has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot
User avatar #54 to #48 - danyoung (10/18/2013) [-]
My walet with no money for Pokémon X and a 3DSXL.
#10 - missions (10/18/2013) [-]
Your mom
User avatar #50 - tenuousdinosaur (10/18/2013) [-]
Whats round, but not always around.
Its light sometimes its dark sometimes
Everyone wants to walk all over me.
What am I?
User avatar #47 - unncommon (10/18/2013) [-]
A clam?
#51 to #47 - unncommon (10/18/2013) [-]
*******		 retard alert.   
It was in the description, silly me.
******* retard alert.
It was in the description, silly me.
User avatar #45 - toastandbananas (10/18/2013) [-]
your mom after last night
#44 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
A shoe.
User avatar #41 - jeezloxxy (10/18/2013) [-]
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
User avatar #42 to #41 - xoyv (10/18/2013) [-]
time
#43 to #42 - jeezloxxy (10/18/2013) [-]
Atta boy.
Atta boy.
#40 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
snaaaaaake
#39 - iwanttousenumbers (10/18/2013) [-]
Walking Hawking
User avatar #37 - gwenisghey (10/18/2013) [-]
sneakers
#35 - whouse (10/18/2013) [-]
just before I saw the receipt which said $7379, I did not believe ...that...my cousin was realy earning money in their spare time from there new laptop.. there uncle has done this for only sixteen months and by now took care of the debts on their mini mansion and got a top of the range Mini Cooper. he said .... You need to login to view this link
#31 - amrityville (10/18/2013) [-]
cuisine?
#23 - spunkyskunk (10/18/2013) [-]
I ******* love hawking.
And he can't do a thing about it
#33 to #23 - jmasters (10/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - tuckthisphit (10/18/2013) [-]
shoe techinically walks
User avatar #14 - brewswillis (10/18/2013) [-]
i think the correct answer is stephen hawking. dont know where i got that from.
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