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#56 - ragetitan ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
#251 to #56 - deckbox (08/07/2014) [-]
man i got ninja'ed so hard I am back in Edo I do this all the time
#380 to #56 - chrispoot (08/08/2014) [-]
Can't think of another explaintation then the one shown in my gif
Can't think of another explaintation then the one shown in my gif
#431 to #56 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
flagged for gore rot in hell kek
User avatar #275 to #56 - englishtallybopper (08/07/2014) [-]
lol theres not even blood, obviously its shopped
#366 to #275 - dancingturkey (08/08/2014) [-]
#261 to #56 - kingpongthedon (08/07/2014) [-]
And flagged. Seriously dude, nobody wants to see that. Go back to 4Chan if you're gonna be posting that kind of depraved **** .
#120 to #56 - nerduin ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
#174 to #56 - bagofshit (08/07/2014) [-]
what the 			****
what the ****
#87 to #56 - bannon (08/07/2014) [-]
He can just remove his thumb like that?!
He can just remove his thumb like that?!
User avatar #32 - strallee (08/07/2014) [-]
Found a year ago on the internet, worked for me.
Bet a family member that they can’t taste the difference between whole/2%/1%/skim milk, or some combination thereof. Blindfold them and have them begin tasting the milks. Now, replace the last milk with orange juice. The brain prepares the body for milk, and the unexpected acidity usually causes a gag reflex, and sometimes vomiting. Keep a bucket handy.
#349 to #32 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
friend's FW
User avatar #491 to #32 - dabugman (08/08/2014) [-]
I think I would smell the orange juice before it even hit my lips.
User avatar #480 to #32 - CrabFace (08/08/2014) [-]
That amount of favorites on this comment is scary.
User avatar #5 - goldenkhrp (08/07/2014) [-]
The Russian Sleep Experimen
User avatar #256 to #161 - sinonyx (08/07/2014) [-]
here's something longer than the creepy pasta itself to explain why it's not scary

uh huh...
User avatar #204 to #161 - gohex ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I disagree it's scary. The unknown adds to it, not detracts imo.
User avatar #192 to #5 - MRfunnyFACE (08/07/2014) [-]
now i cant sleep... thanks
User avatar #274 to #5 - icollectraresbro (08/07/2014) [-]
big brother admins family is not russian, you ignorant fool.
User avatar #276 to #274 - goldenkhrp (08/07/2014) [-]
I never said he was.
User avatar #277 to #276 - icollectraresbro (08/07/2014) [-]
i just got REKT.
User avatar #339 to #5 - orissol (08/07/2014) [-]
can anybody quickly tell me what it is?
or maybe send a SMALL video
User avatar #404 to #339 - metacobalion (08/08/2014) [-]
People stayed up too late then started eating themselves.
User avatar #500 to #404 - orissol (08/12/2014) [-]
Thank You
I shall now turn of my laptop and forget I've ever known about it
User avatar #482 to #339 - nefarian (08/08/2014) [-]
Imagine you have some laughter gas at the dentist, but instead of laughing you can't sleep and kill people.
User avatar #25 to #5 - sovietsamurai (08/07/2014) [-]
Beat me to it .... damn ......
#298 to #5 - adriaan ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
it's fake, but still
User avatar #147 to #5 - superflyingcookie (08/07/2014) [-]
The Gündschau Effect is better, in my opinion.
User avatar #264 to #147 - sinonyx (08/07/2014) [-]
author - "i'm going to try and write this most shocking thing i can think of, it'll be glorious"

what comes out is pretty ****
User avatar #296 to #264 - superflyingcookie (08/07/2014) [-]
The Russian Sleep Experiment is also pretty ***** , though; the cliché ending killed it for me. The Gündschau Effect isn't that good, either, to be fair.

Want a good creepypasta? Read An Egg.
User avatar #302 to #296 - sinonyx (08/07/2014) [-]
up until the ending of the russian sleep experiment it's fairly good but yeah the ending is ****

yeah i like that story but to be fair it is on a different level than these other two and probably doesn't belong on creepypasta
#278 to #147 - ninootendoo (08/07/2014) [-]
But what in the **** did it have to do with food??
User avatar #294 to #147 - goldenkhrp (08/07/2014) [-]
Just read the the thing, It sure is a a good story. Thanks for sharing.
User avatar #154 to #147 - grimfuck ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
nice reccomend
User avatar #35 to #5 - admin (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #94 to #35 - tomiesz (08/07/2014) [-]
big brother admin providing the sauce. He shows yet again that his the true leader.
#163 to #94 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #286 to #163 - tomiesz (08/07/2014) [-]
I should have noticed. Thank you anon for the correction.
User avatar #370 to #94 - linxusthemaruder (08/08/2014) [-]
honestly if you do'nt even know that sauce you need to an hero.
#108 to #35 - dogziller (08/07/2014) [-]
oh god what the **** . that is ****** up.
User avatar #74 to #35 - srhkid (08/07/2014) [-]
I couldnt stop reading this.. that was crazy
User avatar #148 to #35 - xbyronx (08/07/2014) [-]
"The Russian Sleep Experiment"

To those who don't want to read, this is absolutely ******* terrifying. Read by my favorite creepy pasta reader.
User avatar #270 to #35 - teratorn (08/07/2014) [-]
I dont dare click the link. Can someone please explain?
User avatar #321 to #270 - bighairyfart (08/07/2014) [-]
>Russian scientists(post-WWII) put five people on a special gas to keep them awake for 1 month.
>Gas is toxic in high concentrations, so the gas/oxygen ratios were closely watched at all times.
>Subjects could only be monitored with microphones and one-way windows.
>On day 9, one guy runs around the room screaming for three hours straight. He injured his vocal cords, and continued trying to scream noiselessly.
>Others don't react at first, but later another starts screaming.
>The non-screaming people ripped apart books, smeared the pages with their own feces, and covered the windows. The screaming stopped, as did any feedback to the microphones.
>The researchers checked oxygen levels, determined all 5 must still be alive.
>Oxygen intake is that which 5 people would intake at very strenuous exercise.
>On day 14, they used the intercom to try and get some reaction(it was previously decided that they were not going to do this).
>They announced: "We are opening the chamber to test the microphones; step away from the door and lie flat on the floor or you will be shot. Compliance will earn one of you your immediate freedom."
>They heard a single calm voice respond: "We no longer want to be freed."
>They emptied the chamber of gas and filled it with fresh air. Voices from the microphones immediately objected.
>Chamber was opened and soldiers were sent to retrieve the subjects.
>Soldiers scream when they see what was inside.
>No food rations past day 5 were touched; Chunks of meat from the dead subject's thighs and chest were stuffed into the drain in the chamber; 4 inches of water accumulated on the floor.
>The living subjects had chunks of flesh torn from their bodies, most wounds were deemed self-inflicted.
>All organs below the ribcage were removed and strewn across the floor, but still attached and functioning.
>It became apparent that what they were digesting was their own flesh.
>No soldiers were brave enough to remove the subjects.
User avatar #330 to #321 - bighairyfart (08/07/2014) [-]
>Subjects pleaded to be left in the chamber, and for the gas to be turned back on, lest they fall asleep.
>Subjects actually killed several soldiers in the fight to remain in the chamber.
>One subject ruptured his spleen and bled out; He was given more than 10x the lethal dose of morphine and still fought.
>After having bled out past "death," his heart was still seen to beat for more than two minutes. For three minutes after that, he kept fighting, screaming the word "more" repeatedly, weaker and weaker, until he fell silent.
>The three remaining subjects were subdued and taken to a hospital, the two who could still talk begging for the gas demanding to be kept awake.
>They took one to the operating room, where they found he was virtually immune to the sedative.
>With a 200lb soldier holding his wrist, he tore through a 4in leather strap on a single wrist.
>As soon as the anesthetic took effect and his eyes closed, his heart stopped and he died.
>Autopsy showed that his blood had 3x the normal levels of Oxygen, and he had broken 9 bones, most of which were from the force of his own muscles.
>The subject who first started screaming(and can no longer talk) was then brought into surgery; He shook his head violently when the sedative was brought in.
>Somebody suggested surgery without anesthetic, and the subject shook his hed "yes."
>No reaction during the entire 6-hour surgery, save for an occasional smile.
>After it was over, the subject began freaking out; He was given a pen and paper, and wrote: "Keep cutting."
>The other survivors were given surgery with no sedative, but as they laughed during the surgery, they were given a paralytic to hold them still.
>Paralytic cleared their system very quickly, and when they could talk again, they begged for the gas.
>Researchers asked them why they wanted the gas, injured themselves, and torn out their own organs.
>The response: "I must remain awake."
User avatar #332 to #330 - bighairyfart (08/07/2014) [-]
>The subjects were moved back into the chamber, and did not struggle after being told they would be subjected to the gas again.
>All three were struggling to stay awake at this point.
>Researchers began monitoring brainwaves in surprise.
>Usually normal, but would occasionally flatline inexplicably, as if repeatedly going brain dead.
>One nurse noticed his eyes slip shut just as his head hit the pillow of the bed he was restrained to.
>Brainwave changed to that of deep for a short moment, before immediately flatlined for the last time as his heart stopped.
>The commander ordered to seal the chamber with both subject inside, as well as 3 of the researchers.
>One of the named researchers drew his gun, and shot the commander in the head, was well as the mute subject.
>As everyone else fled the room, he turned the gun onto the last subject and screamed, "I won't be locked in here with these things! Not with you! WHAT ARE YOU? I must know!"
>The subject smiled and said, "Have you forgotten so easily? We are you. We are the madness that lurks within you all, begging to be free at every moment in your deepest animal mind. We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal haven where we cannot tread."
>The researcher paused. Then aimed at the subject's heart and fired. The EEG flatlined as the subject weakly choked out, "So... nearly... free..."

That's all.
User avatar #468 to #321 - teratorn (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #285 to #35 - actioncereal (08/07/2014) [-]
So... this is real?
User avatar #311 to #285 - xtwinblade (08/07/2014) [-]
of course not, it's creepypasta
User avatar #481 to #285 - nefarian (08/08/2014) [-]
Well, people can go nuts if they have a very bad case of insomnia and drug inhaling.
User avatar #184 to #35 - spanishiqiustion (08/07/2014) [-]
so what exactly was happening i got most of it its just a little confusing
User avatar #233 to #184 - nefarian (08/07/2014) [-]
Some werewolf **** just with sleep deprivation instead of a moon
#226 to #184 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
people went ******* nuts
User avatar #75 - askafj (08/07/2014) [-]
come home with a girlfriend to see their reactions
#362 to #75 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
you'd actually need a girlfriend for that
User avatar #432 to #75 - perform (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm stuck on the first part. Coming home.
User avatar #28 - opportunity (08/07/2014) [-]
>Give them a cookie and then ring a bell
>Keep doing this for 3 months
>Now every time they hear a bell they want a cookie
#186 to #28 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
You need to ring the bell first so that they correlate the bell with an incoming cookie. If you ring the bell after then they expect to hear a bell after receiving a cookie.
User avatar #71 to #28 - bouazizforever (08/07/2014) [-]
You mean Pavlov?
#110 to #71 - fecka ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure he meant cookie
User avatar #26 - yeahbb (08/07/2014) [-]
Say you wanna make a rorschach test with them, but only use inkblots shaped like dicks.
#201 to #26 - dolanluvsgooby (08/07/2014) [-]
Involve a confederate or two who interpret the blots in the least phallus-related ways possible, just to **** with the subject further.
#34 - klina (08/07/2014) [-]
Act normal but emphasise that you are not gay whenever possible, but subtly.

e.g. watching a movie

>hot girl comes on screen
>"damn, she's pretty."
>"good thing I'm not gay"

e.g.2 get offered to eat at some place you don't like

>"man that place is for faggots"
>"and I'm not gay so, yeah..."

e.g.3 be sucking phanact's cock

>*slurp slurp*
>"man those faggots are so gay, taking dick in their ass"
>"good thing I'm not gay."
#287 to #34 - aherorising (08/07/2014) [-]
the *slurp slurp* did it for me
#141 to #34 - arstya (08/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #189 to #34 - guitarnigger (08/07/2014) [-]
>implying phanact actually has a dick
User avatar #20 - sonnyboii (08/07/2014) [-]
You could kill yourself, im sure that will trick them good
User avatar #73 - nickotak (08/07/2014) [-]
Find a keyword and whenever someone says it just do an action like snap your fingers or Something that makes a sound.

After a few weeks get a piece of paper and write the keyword down and ask a member to hold it up facing you. Then snap your fingers and ask what word they think of.

Then watch as it fails and you're left looking like the miserable failure you really are you ******* sad excuse for human anatomy.
#70 - diddlydiddly (08/07/2014) [-]
> Buy huge standees of Obama.
> Leave standees in places (behind doors, around corners, etc.)
> Scare family.
> Everytime they get scared "Thanks Obama"
User avatar #419 to #70 - undereightyeight (08/08/2014) [-]
I **** you not, this actually happened to me...
#6 - herobarros (08/07/2014) [-]
What the 			****		 are these questions big brother admin?
What the **** are these questions big brother admin?
User avatar #111 to #6 - seriouslyblack (08/07/2014) [-]
Whatever questions he can find from AskReddit because big brother admin can't think on his own
User avatar #8 to #6 - admin (08/07/2014) [-]
#14 to #8 - herobarros (08/07/2014) [-]
****		 don't actually respond, you'll make me look bad!
**** don't actually respond, you'll make me look bad!
User avatar #11 to #8 - finblob (08/07/2014) [-]
well at least he's honest.
User avatar #102 to #8 - thesunpraiser (08/07/2014) [-]
But.... But what if we don't give a **** ? Why the **** do we keep feeding your power...
User avatar #88 to #29 - chillybilly ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
big brother administrative social interaction has been shown to increase site traffic, which is all that matters to him in the end.
#122 to #8 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
posts from reddit.com/r/askreddit you mean
#27 to #8 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #473 to #8 - hopporto (08/08/2014) [-]
big brother admin gets colored text, good job big brother admin.
#260 to #8 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
You're still a faggot.
#170 to #8 - kingkaga (08/07/2014) [-]
at least you're honest
#62 - johrny (08/07/2014) [-]
Masturbater to ponies and then pretend it never happend.
10/10. It works
User avatar #55 - maybetraffy (08/07/2014) [-]
call your mom teacher
User avatar #369 to #55 - dancingturkey (08/08/2014) [-]
Call your teacher mommy (if a girl) Call your teacher daddy (if a boy) I did both. FML
User avatar #188 to #55 - greendroid (08/07/2014) [-]
Already did
#106 to #55 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
call her "sensei-chan" with the most forced, cringeworthy smile you can manage
User avatar #107 to #106 - maybetraffy (08/07/2014) [-]
adding chan at the end of sensei is like calling someone mister bro
User avatar #288 to #107 - aherorising (08/07/2014) [-]
also end every sentence with "desuioné? " while tilting your head 20 degrees sideways, while producing the most unnerving grin possible.
#38 - keybladewarrior (08/07/2014) [-]
The Miligram Experiement. Hook someone to a box that pushes out electricity. Then, the fun part comes. Call your family down, pull out a gun and force them to shock the hooked up person. Go higher and higher till they bawling. Then, surprise them that it was an experiement. If it worked, your family will be afraid of you for the rest of your life.   
Note: It is not successful if someone calls the cops. That way, shoot one of them in the leg so they don't get their phones.
The Miligram Experiement. Hook someone to a box that pushes out electricity. Then, the fun part comes. Call your family down, pull out a gun and force them to shock the hooked up person. Go higher and higher till they bawling. Then, surprise them that it was an experiement. If it worked, your family will be afraid of you for the rest of your life.

Note: It is not successful if someone calls the cops. That way, shoot one of them in the leg so they don't get their phones.
#490 to #38 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
The point of the Milgram experiment is that there is no use of the gun
User avatar #318 to #38 - twofreegerbils (08/07/2014) [-]
"pushes out electricity"
Science, man
User avatar #78 to #38 - samlusiewski (08/07/2014) [-]
Milgram, but w/e good idea
#196 to #38 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
> Miligram Experiment
#229 to #38 - damianblu (08/07/2014) [-]
>Shoots family member in leg   
>Just kidding it was a joke got you good huh
>Shoots family member in leg
>Just kidding it was a joke got you good huh
#180 - wetpantslol (08/07/2014) [-]
**wetpantslol rolled image**

Finish every sentence with: "According to the prophecy".
#272 to #180 - Schofield (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but that made me laugh.   
Not blow air through my nose, actually laugh.   
Good god, I'm doing this.
I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
Not blow air through my nose, actually laugh.
Good god, I'm doing this.
#295 to #180 - hattheifbatman (08/07/2014) [-]
**hattheifbatman rolled image**
Here I am prepared for failure
#442 to #180 - pransaculass (08/08/2014) [-]
The ass was phat, according to the prophecy.
User avatar #300 to #180 - andreweasley (08/07/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled comment #4971219 ** :
Alright guys my dragons are hungry, so take a gander.

What im looking for.

72/100 sir skulls, 25/75 thumbs up guitars, 15/20 insanity souls.

46/150 peaches, 43/50 sour lemon pies, 57/100 fabulous bacon, 64/100


what im selling:

Flying sandwiches.
Lesser slimes.
Lottery tickets.
Rejected thumb badges.
Brony shoes lvl 1.
Fab badge lvl 1.
Radioactive waste.
Egg hoarders.
iron ore.

Normal 1:1 ratio may vary upon choice of item.
User avatar #206 to #180 - BsGGm (08/07/2014) [-]
Chapes chand Chizes.
User avatar #185 to #180 - joemoearigato (08/07/2014) [-]
There goes my thumb
User avatar #299 to #180 - andreweasley (08/07/2014) [-]
Dat ass, According to the prophecy~
#190 to #180 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
Thumbed for pic
#439 - sqman (08/08/2014) [-]
Stab them while they sleep.
#440 to #439 - TopDawg (08/08/2014) [-]
I wasn't expecting this, good laugh
I wasn't expecting this, good laugh
#57 - justaanon (08/07/2014) [-]
**justaanon rolled image** this
#49 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
I used to babysit a lot and I'd masturbate in the vicinity of the children while they were too young to remember it. A few years later I'd try to bring that memory back from their subconscious by carrying around phallic objects with me ie bringing bananas and thrusting a wiimote from my hips while playing the Wii with them. I gave one kid a breakdown when the memory finally came back to him.
#411 to #49 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/08/2014) [-]
not realizing big brother admin can easily check your username and anon is useless on here
#462 to #49 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#455 to #49 - jakols (08/08/2014) [-]
Dude, that ****** not ok....
User avatar #66 to #49 - cumfartz (08/07/2014) [-]
that's awesome
#86 to #49 - DJMartin (08/07/2014) [-]
How did the parents react?
#113 to #49 - digitized (08/07/2014) [-]
Dude... what?
#41 - knightgiver (08/07/2014) [-]
**knightgiver rolled image** This
User avatar #390 to #41 - jakuhlope (08/08/2014) [-]
This whole "JonTron retard scandal" makes me sad because people cite the First Amendment for all their freedom of expression ******** (furries, weeaboos, etc) but then deny others the first amendment when it comes to freedom of speech
User avatar #65 to #41 - itsthatguyagain (08/07/2014) [-]
God damn it Jon.
User avatar #51 - magicexplain (08/07/2014) [-]
Love them conditionally...
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