What are you staring at

#1 - soulkiller

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(02/18/2014)[-]

And when the left guy went out of the toilet, he made a status

#45 to #1 - fannypackattack

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#66 to #45 - anon id: 2f995e58

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#6 - mankey

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Hey there might be a perfectly logical explanation! Like maybe he was killed by a serial killer and resurrected by a mute Necromancer, which meant that when the Magical Garment Girl, who accidentally cut him in half with her magical chainsaw, tries to erase his memories, he instead ended up absorbing her powers, and now whenever an evil monster appears he must call upon her powers and save the day!

#7 to #6 - captainclaws

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Don't forget that he's also a zombie and lives together with like 3 female vampires

#8 to #7 - mankey

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(02/19/2014)[-]

One vampire ninja you maggot! His wife doesn't live with him and the other one just turns up at school most of the time.

#11 to #8 - sketchE

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(02/19/2014)[-]

oh good god i clicked on it and just got some dark scary eyes

#47 to #6 - yuukoku

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Kore wa Zombie Desu ka!

#10 to #6 - bluerangermartin

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Being swole is suffering

#34 - ffinfinity

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#36 - obitouzumaki

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(02/19/2014)[-]

And lets not forget about the poor security guards.

#73 to #36 - sailorsmooth

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(02/19/2014)[-]

That is so funny it should have been the content, holy ****

#16 - cartrman

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#20 to #16 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Who the **** carries a portable penis with them?

#23 to #20 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I think it's a product for girls so they can pee in the woods.

#25 to #23 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

So a portable penis?

#26 to #25 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Yes

#27 to #26 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Who the **** carries a portable penis with them?

#28 to #27 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Female hikers of course. Honestly this joke has been on FunnyJunk forever.

#29 to #28 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Pretty ******* gross.

#30 to #29 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

But easier than squatting in the woods, I suppose.

#31 to #30 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I don't know much about how women pee, but it can't possibly be worth carrying around a portable penis just to make it easier.

#32 to #31 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Haha my mom took me into bathrooms together when I was very young. I've seen women pee. I think the portable penis is a good thing.

#35 to #32 - feelythefeel

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#70 to #28 - imofcnotharveydent

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(02/19/2014)[-]

and lonely girls... tho they call it a dildo I know way to much about my classmates

#77 to #70 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Looks a bit small for that.

#79 to #77 - imofcnotharveydent

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(02/19/2014)[-]

yeah but a dildo is kind of a portable penis too unlike me who's a dildont

#82 to #79 - zafara

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I wouldn't know about dildos.

#17 to #16 - Pein

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#75 to #16 - inomgod

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(02/19/2014)[-]

There's a technique for women to urinate while standing without any technical assistance. It requires some practice, but you wouldn't need that.

#83 to #75 - cartrman

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(02/20/2014)[-]

PeeinStandin-no-jutsu!

#62 - xcoreyx

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Who the **** bends their knees like that while pissing?

#63 to #62 - implication

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(02/19/2014)[-]

ur mom becuz i fuked her so hard her vag be too wide from my dik to close her legs

#24 - anon id: ba2c2100

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(02/19/2014)[-]

i **** you not i was at anime Milwaukee which had an attendance of 12000 and during the convention there was also a hunting convention, you would not believe the amount of confused as hell rednecks walking around. **** was epic

#33 to #24 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I was there too, It was hilarious seeing the people from the NATIONAL PHEASANT CONVENTION.

pic of me there. I was Solaire. Did you see me 2scurred? haha

#37 to #33 - agentdoubleohio

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(02/19/2014)[-]

#39 to #37 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Sunbros, sunbros everywhere.

#40 to #39 - agentdoubleohio

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I shall place the call for our brothers, praise the sun

#41 to #40 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

BY THE NINE. and the sun. Ive never seen that gif before. laughed out into the night

#42 to #41 - agentdoubleohio

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(02/19/2014)[-]

ssssshhhhhh just let it happen

#43 to #42 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

TRIAL AND ERROR ********

#71 to #43 - dehnoobshow#363 on commentsRank#363

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I who never played Dark Souls takes this as ''You can't ******* speed run the thing. You HAVE to fight.''

#69 to #43 - imofcnotharveydent

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(02/19/2014)[-]

wait was that a explosive spear?

#72 to #69 - vulwulf

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(02/19/2014)[-]

A dragon flies over breathing fire on the bridge, the only hints given are the burnt corpses, floor and flapping of wings above. Its basically a one off **** you for not paying attention. (Some might say that about sums up the game...)

#78 to #72 - imofcnotharveydent

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I hate dying but I still want to play it

#80 to #78 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

I highly insist you do. Its not hard it just takes some time to get acclimated to.

#81 to #80 - imofcnotharveydent

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(02/19/2014)[-]

yeah I tried once before, but now I got my ps3 controller set up I should be getting past the skeletons ^^'

#44 to #33 - RisenLichen

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Why is soul a triangle?

#54 to #44 - mightypoggers

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(02/19/2014)[-]

Because you touch yourself at night

#55 - mrgoodlove

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(02/19/2014)[-]

**mrgoodlove rolled a random image posted in comment #7648368 at Safe For Work Random Board ** this content reminds me of the time I walked in on a homeless woman taking a **** on a urinal

#59 to #55 - fagnut

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(02/19/2014)[-]

dat roll