What are you staring at

That is so funny it should have been the content, holy ****

dat roll

Who the **** carries a portable penis with them?

I think it's a product for girls so they can pee in the woods.

So a portable penis?

Yes

Who the **** carries a portable penis with them?

Female hikers of course. Honestly this joke has been on FunnyJunk forever.

Pretty ******* gross.

But easier than squatting in the woods, I suppose.

I don't know much about how women pee, but it can't possibly be worth carrying around a portable penis just to make it easier.

Haha my mom took me into bathrooms together when I was very young. I've seen women pee. I think the portable penis is a good thing.

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and lonely girls... tho they call it a dildo I know way to much about my **********

Looks a bit small for that.

yeah but a dildo is kind of a portable penis too unlike me who's a dildont

I wouldn't know about dildos.

There's a technique for women to urinate while standing without any technical ********** . It requires some practice, but you wouldn't need that.

PeeinStandin-no-jutsu!

Don't forget that he's also a zombie and lives together with like 3 female vampires

One vampire ninja you maggot! His wife doesn't live with him and the other one just turns up at school most of the time.

oh good god i ******* on it and just got some dark scary eyes

Kore wa Zombie Desu ka!

Being swole is suffering

I was there too, It was hilarious seeing the people from the NATIONAL PHEASANT CONVENTION.

pic of me there. I was Solaire. Did you see me 2scurred? haha

Sunbros, sunbros everywhere.

I shall place the call for our brothers, praise the sun

BY THE NINE. and the sun. Ive never seen that gif before. laughed out into the night

ssssshhhhhh just let it happen

TRIAL AND ERROR ********

I who never played Dark Souls takes this as ''You can't ******* speed run the thing. You HAVE to fight.''

wait was that a explosive spear?

A dragon flies over breathing fire on the bridge, the only hints given are the burnt corpses, floor and flapping of wings above. Its basically a one off **** you for not paying attention. (Some might say that about sums up the game...)

I hate dying but I still want to play it

I highly insist you do. Its not hard it just takes some time to get acclimated to.

yeah I tried once before, but now I got my ps3 controller set up I should be getting past the skeletons ^^'

Why is soul a triangle?

Because you touch yourself at night

very appropriate really
hey Miia

Hiya!

not quite true, more like 3-7% hot girls, 13-24% average or bad looking girls, pretty exactly 2% eye cancer girls, 5% guys who you dont want to see out of their cosplay cause it fits them so good they just look awesome in it, 13-18% the average guy in an average cosplay and the rest is filling up in three groups: first: normal guys in good cosplay which just happen to dont fit their body form. second: average to good looking guys without cosplays (who mostly just are there with their girlfriends who are in the first named group, and they want to be sure that the last group doesn't creep after them) and third: the creeps you mentioned....

well and there is this one weird person, that is walking around with pen and paper and is noticing every beeing he sees on a checkboard to give these data on the internet.... that would be me

What's the difference?
Hyuk hyuk hyuk..

I hear that those things are really cool and worth a trip to see it.