What are you going to do?. What are you going to do?.. "Eat these."
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#6 - newvein (07/15/2014) [-]
"Eat these."
#29 to #6 - newvein (07/15/2014) [-]
My comment has more thumbs then the content.
My comment has more thumbs then the content.
User avatar #8 to #6 - artificerp (07/15/2014) [-]
oh ive been internetting too long i get that reference
#20 to #8 - thelizardlord (07/15/2014) [-]
Can you explain it then?
User avatar #22 to #20 - symmiie (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm going to guess it has something to do with sticking his tongue so deep inside of her that he'll be eating raw eggs.
#24 to #22 - blargchikahonkhonk (07/15/2014) [-]
wtf that has nothing to do with the reference
User avatar #26 to #24 - symmiie (07/15/2014) [-]
That's because I just made that up.
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User avatar #37 to #8 - europe (07/15/2014) [-]
Woah, a full 2 years
#13 - mudkipftw (07/15/2014) [-]
why the intense bodylove am I outside?
why the intense bodylove am I outside?
#18 - nimithecat (07/15/2014) [-]
*"OH god, who tied you up like this?"   
   
*I would free her,    
ask her what happened,   
call the police,   
take her to a safe place and meet up with said police,   
have them investigate, have her stay at my place for a few weeks while we sort this out.   
   
*Read a letter that I had written to myself to remind me of a certain task to do.   
Apparently she had been a prostitute behind my back during relationship,and used up my life savings for her drug habits.   
I would then threaten her with a knife that if she tells anyone, I would hurt/kill her.   
   
*I go ahead and tie her up against a pole,hit my head against the ground until I get amnesia.   
   
*"OH god, who tied you up like this?"   
   
REPEAT PROCESS
*"OH god, who tied you up like this?"

*I would free her,
ask her what happened,
call the police,
take her to a safe place and meet up with said police,
have them investigate, have her stay at my place for a few weeks while we sort this out.

*Read a letter that I had written to myself to remind me of a certain task to do.
Apparently she had been a prostitute behind my back during relationship,and used up my life savings for her drug habits.
I would then threaten her with a knife that if she tells anyone, I would hurt/kill her.

*I go ahead and tie her up against a pole,hit my head against the ground until I get amnesia.

*"OH god, who tied you up like this?"

REPEAT PROCESS
User avatar #32 to #18 - emppilaf (07/15/2014) [-]
WTF did I read?
User avatar #44 to #32 - nimithecat (07/15/2014) [-]
Makes for a good short film, right?
User avatar #52 to #44 - emppilaf (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess that's what kids are into..
User avatar #53 to #52 - nimithecat (07/16/2014) [-]
Brb calling up Pixar
User avatar #54 to #53 - emppilaf (07/16/2014) [-]
Be sure to let them know this is a childrens story...
#55 to #54 - nimithecat (07/16/2014) [-]
Er... at the beginning of Tarzan, his entire family was killed, and the baby gorrilla was also killed. Thats why he was alone in the first place.

In my story, nobody ever died;

it was just a mad-man who had a wife that had been sleeping with other men offscreen, and had all of his life savings spent on her "shopping".
He writes in his diary all of the evens of his life, and upon tying up the woman to the pole, about to kill her, he has a change of heart and bashes his head to forget it all and tries to kill himself to keep himself from harming her.

Instead of dying however.. he just loses all of his memory of her.

Without any memory of what happened, he discovers her in front of him, he doesn't know her or anything that happened, so he unties her and tries to take care of her. Confused by his actions, she goes along with it, and seeing as how he can't remember anything and doesn't seem interested in killing her, she doesn't bother reporting him and gives him a chance.

A pointless leadless police investigation happens, with no chance of a solution.
Over the course of six months, they fall in love together and share a wonderful time.
Then on a fateful day, he is trying to clean his seemingly eternally messy room with papers and books everywhere, and he happens to find his last entry into his diary.

The memories of rage and anguish come back, intensified by how he realizes she took advantage of his memory loss for an "undeserved second chance" to rip him off.

So he sets out to spiking one of her drinks one casual day, bags her up, and drags her along to a specific pole...

The cycle repeats until either of the two die...or until she discovers the diary.
Can the tragic cycle be broken? emppilaf
User avatar #56 to #55 - emppilaf (07/17/2014) [-]
I would let my kids watch it...

For the morals...
#43 to #18 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
t-...that is ****** up
User avatar #45 to #18 - deadguyseven ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
how would that work if she recognize your face/voice
User avatar #46 to #45 - nimithecat (07/16/2014) [-]
Because she knows you lost your memory and wouldn't hurt her You need to login to view this link least... until you read the note.
User avatar #49 to #18 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/16/2014) [-]
what the hell is that gif
User avatar #51 to #49 - nimithecat (07/16/2014) [-]
The girl after she returned from the grave.
She had to die sometime, the cycle could not go forever.

#40 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
**** image of her on the left
#42 to #40 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
Whoa hot!
#36 - angelwithashotgun (07/15/2014) [-]
Today's catch was nice.   
   
Tomorrow, i think i might go for a latina
Today's catch was nice.

Tomorrow, i think i might go for a latina
User avatar #16 - chevelleguy (07/15/2014) [-]
Look at my map again because I'm walking in circles.
User avatar #15 - gooni (07/15/2014) [-]
Take pictures and post on FJ, then run back inside
User avatar #14 - heisenbee (07/15/2014) [-]
Fake, I wouldn't be outside.
User avatar #12 - xSly (07/15/2014) [-]
knock her unconcious from behind without even seeing me then rape her then save her.
#10 - irhaddy (07/15/2014) [-]
Untie her. She'll probably have sex with me because I saved her life.
User avatar #4 - coopdawg (07/15/2014) [-]
Her.
User avatar #1 - vgmddg ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Untie her.
#5 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
A) Flag you .
User avatar #30 to #5 - bestfoxgirl (07/15/2014) [-]
Not banwhorthy though
#48 - idontlikethisname (07/16/2014) [-]
Untie her, call the police, trying to comfort her, maybe become friends to help her, getting over something horrible like this.
#23 - slackerbro (07/15/2014) [-]
Check map, try to figure out how I came to a full circle.
#50 - gameofpwned (07/16/2014) [-]
Steal her pants and force feed her disinfectant and rotten bananas.
User avatar #47 - commanderbunbun (07/16/2014) [-]
right click, reverse search and lose hope when i see tthe second source is www.funnyjunk.com/What+are+you+going+to+do/funny-pictures/5220152/
#39 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
calm her down cut her free assure her that she's safe give her food and water because she's probably been out there for hours. take her to the hospital while i call the cops befriend showing her that i only wish the best for her in her recovery. slowly she see's me as attractive and we start dating all the time i protect her ensuring her that i won't let harm come to her. eventually she'll take me home and we'll have sex. i'll be gentle caressing her letting her take her time, if she wants to go slow or stop that's okay she's been through alot. she'll fall asleep in my arms and i'll kiss her soft hair whispering to her gently. she will wake up to breakfast in bed lovingly made by me laugh that i accidentally burned the food. I'll marry her and we'll have two kids maybe three. we'll grow old together and one day she'll die looking into my eyes knowing that i love her and that i have protected her all these years.
User avatar #38 - iceviking (07/15/2014) [-]
I would like to get souce pls
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