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#7 to #1 - gameless (07/22/2014) [-]
MFW my name is Rick
#54 - legiaoday (07/23/2014) [-]
>had terrible day at work today   
>came home   
>go to FJ   
>see this 			****		 on the front page   
> smile    
tnks guys, is the little things, the little things
>had terrible day at work today
>came home
>go to FJ
>see this **** on the front page
> smile
tnks guys, is the little things, the little things
#11 - spidurman (07/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - graboidzero (07/22/2014) [-]
Did anybody catch the translation of "futuro" to "pink" when they shifted the sign?

I'm not criticizing, I just noticed it and thought it was worth mentionning
User avatar #23 to #8 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2014) [-]
Welcome to the pink. Next stop: the stink.
User avatar #13 to #8 - thingexplain (07/22/2014) [-]
It translates in real time, so if the sign is at an angle, letters can blur together and be interpreted wrongly. In this case, the letters looked like "rosa" to the app.
#15 to #13 - valygomu (07/22/2014) [-]
so if you combine this with google glasses, you cna have the tardis translate system in real life ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - thingexplain (07/22/2014) [-]
An app specifically for google glass, that can handle both visible text and spoken language, is currently under development.
#18 to #16 - valygomu (07/22/2014) [-]
It's 			*******		 hapening !
It's ******* hapening !
#5 - joulle (07/22/2014) [-]
I actually have this app on my phone, just search the the play store or whatever it's called for "wordlens"

It doesnt translate dickbutt tho
#3 - letmetouchyourboob (07/22/2014) [-]
i hate dickbut, it's stupid, childish and just plain ******* stupid
User avatar #10 to #3 - soupkittenagain (07/22/2014) [-]
el wrongo meme-o
User avatar #32 to #3 - nustix (07/22/2014) [-]
Well for once the meme got used correctly, but I would have used unpopular opinion puffin.
#35 to #3 - derpishb (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm sick of this stupid meme to. Sh*t got old, and the only reason people got back to using it is because ad,min removed the banning from it.
I'm sick of this stupid meme to. Sh*t got old, and the only reason people got back to using it is because ad,min removed the banning from it.
#56 to #35 - mcronq (07/23/2014) [-]
Idk, it was pretty damn common before the ban as well. Everything that could be photoshoped to dickbutt was
#40 to #3 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
Replace:
Dickbutt - Myself
it's - I'm

And you have an idea of what we think of you.
#41 to #3 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
Replace

Dickbutt - Myself
It's - I'm

And you have an idea of what we all think of you...
#43 to #3 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
You used stupid twice, stupid
User avatar #47 to #3 - demigodofmadness (07/23/2014) [-]
I hate dickbutt because it's just not funny. You should've used unpopular opinion puffin for this though
User avatar #50 to #3 - gregoriez (07/23/2014) [-]
well look who isn't touching any boobs today
#22 to #3 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
wrong meme
#17 to #3 - animedudej ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i'm kinda indifferent to it, although since ****** allowed it again the constant flow of human refuse to the front page has been intolerable at best
User avatar #20 to #3 - Tusura (07/22/2014) [-]
That's not a confession bear, it's an unpopular opinion puffin.
User avatar #24 to #20 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2014) [-]
It's literally the same thing
User avatar #26 to #24 - Tusura (07/22/2014) [-]
A confession bear would be "I put laxatives in the brownies for the company picnic"

not: "I have an opinion on said subject"

Action = Confession bear
Thought = Unpopular opinion
User avatar #28 to #26 - demandsgayversion (07/22/2014) [-]
Having an unpopular opinion is a confession. And any other confession could easily be reworded as an upopular opinion, just start the thing with "I like to."

If this is what memes have become, I find it retarded. From good guy steve to bad guy steve, now the ****** penguin and bear. It's all stupid. It's a bunch of stupid - likely made up - **** on top of a picture. Nothing changes. It's why I liked Doge; it was different dogs doing silly things, and people got creative with the word parts.
#48 to #28 - penileburglar (07/23/2014) [-]
Look up the definition of 'confession.' It specifically pertains to actions, not thoughts. Even if you insist on stretching the definition that far, it's still silly when there's one specifically for exactly what he was doing (expressing an unpopular opinion.)

If you don't like them, that's great, no one's making YOU use them. Obviously, he likes them enough to use them, so it's a bit silly that he didn't even manage to use the correct one.
User avatar #49 to #48 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2014) [-]
"A confession is a statement made by a person or a group of people acknowledging some personal fact that the person (or the group) would prefer to keep hidden."

It doesn't pertain specifically to actions, that's complete ******** .
User avatar #52 to #49 - penileburglar (07/23/2014) [-]
"a written or spoken statement in which you say that you have done something wrong or committed a crime"

"an admission or acknowledgment that one has done something that one is ashamed or embarrassed about."

"a formal statement admitting that one is guilty of a crime."

"an acknowledgment or declaration, esp of one's faults, misdeeds, or crimes,"

I'm not sure what hick dictionary you looked in, but there's Oxford, Google, Webster, and the World Dictionary.

And even under the definition *you* gave, he obviously doesn't 'prefer to keep hidden' that opinion, given that he just posted it on as a public internet comment in the only place where that opinion would be relevant.
User avatar #53 to #52 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2014) [-]
Connotative, denotative. Bitch.
#12 to #3 - nonanonnon ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
If you hate stupid, childish humor, you're on the wrong website.
#19 to #3 - Customer Services (07/22/2014) [-]
Then what the **** are you doing on this website? Nice childish nickname, btw
User avatar #4 to #3 - Lloydles ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
It's the pinnacle of humanity's attempts at humour.

Nothing will ever surpass it.
User avatar #45 to #4 - drtrousersnake (07/22/2014) [-]
what about 2 dick butts?
User avatar #14 to #4 - thingexplain (07/22/2014) [-]
I met the man who created dickbutt once. KC Wolfman Green. He's a chill dude. Here's his comic. www.gunshowcomic.com/
#42 to #4 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
no soap, radio!
User avatar #44 to #42 - Lloydles ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Hahahaha damn that's a ******* classic.
User avatar #21 to #4 - hattheifbatman (07/22/2014) [-]
That's why it's here still
#6 to #4 - bobbysnobby (07/22/2014) [-]
No that would be the joke that ended WW2
#9 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
i remember FJ was funny, without all the forced dickbutt jokes...
#27 - meter (07/22/2014) [-]
guys GUYS GUYS this is actually a real app   
   
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.questvisual.wordlens.demo   
   
it works pretty decent
guys GUYS GUYS this is actually a real app

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.questvisual.wordlens.demo

it works pretty decent

#33 to #27 - ragealicious (07/22/2014) [-]
ofc it is. But there was also a downside. i think it needs an internet connection, like siri and Google voice(unless im wrong on voice) AND it only recognizes obvious things that dont change, like no smoking signs or stop signs etc. Try writing down something in spanish etc it won't pick it up. So its basically a pay to not learn introductory phrases app.
#39 to #33 - VKTR (07/22/2014) [-]
well, now is free and no internet needed
just saying
User avatar #37 to #33 - thebobinito (07/22/2014) [-]
And is it only on Android or can I get it on the AppStore?
User avatar #36 to #33 - thebobinito (07/22/2014) [-]
What's the name of the app? I don't want to click his cancerous link.
User avatar #58 to #36 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Idk if it's on iphone or android yet, but the windows phone has had a bing version for a long time. Other than searching porn, one of the only useful things bing does.
#60 - Arubiks (07/26/2014) [-]
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#59 - Rascal (07/23/2014) [-]
saus
#51 - Rascal (07/23/2014) [-]
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#46 - pridefulmatthew (07/23/2014) [-]
I have this lamp because I am in Brazil for a month teaching english, and while it works if you try to use it on letters smaller than an inch good ******* luck.
User avatar #55 to #46 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Good luck meaning, "have fun holding your phone/tablet completely still and then trying minute distance and angle changes until it works for like a second before ******* up because you breathed."
#57 to #55 - pridefulmatthew (07/23/2014) [-]
Yup, though you can try to somehow take a photo without moving your hands in anyway of the completed translation..
#31 - imsohigh (07/22/2014) [-]
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#30 - Rascal (07/22/2014) [-]
WW3 incoming
User avatar #25 - pablovilly (07/22/2014) [-]
what is this app called
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