What A Time to Be Alive, I Tell You. .. and you can have a girlfriend and get laid.
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#2 - shagtastic (05/09/2014) [-]
and you can have a girlfriend and get laid.
#31 to #2 - thelastelephant (05/09/2014) [-]
Every night, too
User avatar #37 to #31 - luckyspirit (05/09/2014) [-]
Not just during the night.
User avatar #18 to #2 - saltyfries ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
isn't there a 4chan story on how that's still not true?
User avatar #58 to #2 - Kadzait (05/10/2014) [-]
*Woo-Hoo'd
#3 to #2 - yoshiware (05/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - ihearcolors (05/09/2014) [-]
And you can put a baby in a grill without getting arrested.
User avatar #19 to #1 - epicpoke (05/09/2014) [-]
Just get a grill with a cover.
#39 to #1 - ppheadbuttface (05/09/2014) [-]
And eat it too.
And eat it too.
User avatar #4 - demandsgayversion (05/09/2014) [-]
you can even play videogames all day
#42 - mitdwit ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Semi-related.
Semi-related.
User avatar #83 to #42 - jasonmaki ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
i feel like i should be scared for some reason
#43 to #42 - mitdwit ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I don't know why I have these.
I don't know why I have these.
#44 to #43 - mitdwit ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
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#69 to #44 - Orc (05/10/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I don't like them.
User avatar #103 to #69 - indecisivejew (05/10/2014) [-]
Holy **** , what are the chances of you rolling an an image of a gamecube game in response to an image of a gamecube?
#104 to #103 - Orc (05/10/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** 80%
#53 - tkich (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - Loppytaffy (05/09/2014) [-]
And you can kill your neighbours, steal their wives, party with Death, have a swimming pool in your kitchen, etc
#45 - screamingdemon (05/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this guy  ...girl...?   ...thing...?
Reminds me of this guy ...girl...? ...thing...?
User avatar #47 to #45 - tehwaffles (05/09/2014) [-]
been confirmed guy
User avatar #52 to #47 - screamingdemon (05/09/2014) [-]
When? I've heard her and others call her both a girl and a boy. (I've always seen B-MO as a girl, but it's robot so I guess it should be neither.)
#120 to #52 - tehwaffles (05/10/2014) [-]
look it up, the developers have said it themselves. Theyve even said it a couple times in the show. for example, there was one episode where Finn said "wheres BMO?" and jake said "Yeah, where is he?"   
   
He.   
So you know that
look it up, the developers have said it themselves. Theyve even said it a couple times in the show. for example, there was one episode where Finn said "wheres BMO?" and jake said "Yeah, where is he?"

He.
So you know that
User avatar #121 to #120 - screamingdemon (05/10/2014) [-]
The "they said it in the show" argument doesn't work since it's referred to as both a boy and a girl in the show. But I couldn't find anything from the developers when I looked it up.
#123 to #121 - tehwaffles (05/11/2014) [-]
Watch the episode "Be More"   
at the end of the episode the guy said something like "I built BMO to be like a son for me."   
Undeniable facts. Hes been referred to as a girl a couple times but is usually said as a boy, he hangs around 2 guys and tries to act like a boy, and he acts very silly   
   
Just trust me, its a guy.
Watch the episode "Be More"
at the end of the episode the guy said something like "I built BMO to be like a son for me."
Undeniable facts. Hes been referred to as a girl a couple times but is usually said as a boy, he hangs around 2 guys and tries to act like a boy, and he acts very silly

Just trust me, its a guy.
User avatar #48 to #45 - strangesir (05/09/2014) [-]
I believe it to be a girl, technically, but it's safer to just call Beemo a robot-console-thing.
User avatar #56 to #48 - logickid (05/10/2014) [-]
Either both or male/female/no gender programming
User avatar #51 to #48 - mesocorny (05/09/2014) [-]
depends on if that is a male or female port between it's legs.
#61 to #45 - amuzen ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
B-mo was programmed to fill the space of a mother so I always think of B-mo as a she.
#15 - tehwheelman (05/09/2014) [-]
Not legit. the duke clearly isn't big enough.
User avatar #71 to #15 - dehnoobshow (05/10/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who never had issues with the original Xbox controller?
User avatar #30 to #15 - dreadedsin (05/09/2014) [-]
Surprised that it actually didn't break my house when I dropped it. That ******* thing was built like a tank.
#35 - teachworth (05/09/2014) [-]
A great burn
A great burn
#57 to #35 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard on that GIF
#84 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
When my mom makes me soup
#96 to #84 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** when my mom makes me soup
**anonymous rolled image** when my mom makes me soup
User avatar #28 - froggets (05/09/2014) [-]
The best part about the sims is watching your character playing games with his friends! while mom and dad **** in the bed on the other side of the room
#8 - DrollHumor (05/09/2014) [-]
Question, is Sims 3 worth getting?    
I was a sims addict when I was little, had all the Sims 1 expansions and nearly all the Sims 2 expansions. Then 3 came out and I was old enough to realize I'd given enough money to EA.    
But the desktop I have my Sims 2 on is ancient, and can't handle running the game anymore, so should I get Sims 3?
Question, is Sims 3 worth getting?
I was a sims addict when I was little, had all the Sims 1 expansions and nearly all the Sims 2 expansions. Then 3 came out and I was old enough to realize I'd given enough money to EA.
But the desktop I have my Sims 2 on is ancient, and can't handle running the game anymore, so should I get Sims 3?
User avatar #10 to #9 - DrollHumor (05/09/2014) [-]
Well, yes, but is it worth it? Is the gameplay better? Are the animations and house building features nicer? I could just get a better desktop in the future and move my Sims 2 files.
User avatar #12 to #10 - amusingusername (05/09/2014) [-]
I like the Sims 3 better than 2.

I'd say it's pretty fun and worth downloading from the bay but for gods sake don't buy them, they are not worth a fraction of the small fortune you have to spend to get the whole thing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - podins (05/09/2014) [-]
It's fun.
User avatar #16 to #8 - drldrl (05/09/2014) [-]
Just wait for the fourth, which releases in a few months. Looks like they're improving a lot of it.
#33 to #8 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Nice .gif
#40 to #8 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
dude just pirate it and buy it afterwards if you want to be a moralfag
#49 to #8 - amproductions (05/09/2014) [-]
I personally love the Sims 3 and continue playing it to this day. Even without any expansions. There's still some weird parts to it, like pulling a bowl of food out of your stomach to feed your Toddler, but I personally enjoy it tremendously. I often quit my jobs and move to different houses just to keep it fresh.

My personal recommendation would be to download it, and if you don't like it you can delete it. But if you do like it and feel morally obligated to purchase it then go right ahead knowing that you enjoy it.
User avatar #76 to #8 - leagueoflawl (05/10/2014) [-]
Take my honest advice, and use games4theworld to download your Sims 3. it has the game, all the expansions, and all of the store content. They also support their users, but only assuming all of their downloads are via games4theworld.
Then, i suggest heading over to modthesims to customize your game to perfection

games4theworld.bestgoo.com/ Start there! Have fun!
#100 to #8 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
Don't bother with it, i feel the Sims is just a waste of time.
User avatar #29 to #8 - listerthepessimist (05/09/2014) [-]
In my humble and no doubt unpopular opinion, sims 2 is the better game
#97 to #29 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
I agree sims 2 is better yet I still play sims 3 just for them neighbours growing up too, it's still so many glitches for such little reward
User avatar #13 to #8 - timbittwo (05/09/2014) [-]
Sims 3 is better in a lot of ways but the most disappointing part for me was the lack of an Open For Business expansion equivalent.
Pirate it. EA isn't worth supporting.
User avatar #24 to #13 - thebaseballexpert (05/09/2014) [-]
My friend has spent hundreds of dollars on all the expansions. I have them all too, and i haven't spent a dime on them, except the base game. I bought it when it first came out.
#101 to #24 - anon (05/10/2014) [-]
I feel bad for your friend...

I don't mean that in a spiteful way as most anons do. the money and time he has invested into that... time waster...
#92 - tyroneisanigger (05/10/2014) [-]
Vidya games are awesome because you don't have to worry about ******* up.
Even in a semi realistic game like the Sims, you can have any education you want, any job you want and not have to wait (such as going 4 years to college, then a job).
There isn't an 18 year tutorial to just play the game. Life is the ********* vidya there is.

- You cannot create a restore point
- There isn't re spawning
- It's literally pay to win, have to pay to go anywhere
- Have to pay a good sum of money just to play the game
- Too many other characters

Life is a 2/10 vidya not worth playing.
User avatar #75 - lobselvith (05/10/2014) [-]
You can also have sex with as many people as you want without risk of pregnancy or STDS.
#64 - kingantichrist (05/10/2014) [-]
This had the weirdest ****** games
User avatar #85 to #64 - Marker ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
GB camera was the **** back in the day
User avatar #93 to #64 - mrdavidamnesia (05/10/2014) [-]
Honest to god, some genius graffiti artist used this to make stickers on the run. He used a small bottle of wheat paste with it so it could stick and stay on the wall.
#7 - awesomanium (05/09/2014) [-]
The Sims isn't fun because you can have a family and house
It's because you get to shape a family's life
They don't know it, they think they're making your own decisions, but you're always there, guiding them along, helping them move up the corporate ladder until they're successful and wealthy.
And then you can just end it all
Just tell them to go swimming and take the ladder out
Nobody will ever know
#23 - settantaventi (05/09/2014) [-]
**settantaventi rolled image** amazing fantasy
User avatar #32 to #23 - garaichu (05/09/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask is quite amazing, yes.
#98 - whowantscake (05/10/2014) [-]
**whowantscake rolled image** what I do in the sims
**whowantscake rolled image** what I do in the sims
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