Well when you put it like that. It's a long read but funny also not mine i do not own it i just found it funny . Don' t Work Hard. Work Intelligent. Wait. What
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Well when you put it like that

Well when you put it like that. It's a long read but funny also not mine i do not own it i just found it funny . Don' t Work Hard. Work Intelligent. Wait. What

It's a long read but funny also not mine i do not own it i just found it funny

Don' t Work Hard.
Work Intelligent.
Wait. What exactly is the message being conveyed here? “Feel free
to sabotage the product fer the sake of making your own job easier"?
This worker just removed EBM, of the material he was assigned to
transport! If one of his outworkers removed 4? ' s of his cube to
simply make a smaller cube. he' d probably move faster. too.
Mill if the guy is going to carve up his cube. why wouldn' t he carve it
into K'. cylinder? It would 's' it' r' -,', as mobile as a sphere. but he' d only have
to remove 22% of his cube. and it would require less time to carve.
While we' re on the subject... how fast did this worker carve a sphere
out of Fil, cube? and with that little knife?! It looks like he didn' t lose
any headway at all. Do you know how hard it is to carve a perfect
sphere out of a cube? That' s some Ron Swanson **** right there.
if the goal is to deliver an entire cube. then the intelligent guy has failed.
if the goal is to deliver as much of the material as quickly as possible.
then he should have just cut the at comers off the cube. an octagonal
prism would work just fine. with less material and time wasted.
Elf course. when these workers arrive at their destination. they may
ll' ,' required to stack the objects. In this case. the intelligent worker
has delivered an object that won' t stack. Bravo. intelligent worker!
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User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (11/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That's not the point and you goddamn know it.
#3 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (11/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
because **** you that's why
#4 - pineapplemcgee (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If taken in the literal sense, then yes that guy is in idiot, but if you look at the meaning, its saying "Get this done faster and easier with the same result" and i think the cubes are the peoples goals in life.
#87 - alleksi (11/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Whoever wrote this is ******* stupid

The cube does not represent the product. it represents the obstacle, the amount of work you need to put into something in order to make progress.
It is the distance covered that represents the actually end result/product.

You can either do it the traditional way and work hard and push a cube.
Or you can be smart, innovate, and push a ball which is easier.
#77 - aakn (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
dubs without rolling
User avatar #54 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/18/2013) [-]
Sometimes, you need to tell someone to get back inside the box.
#26 - vgmddg ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
To the original poster, work smart AND hard. Pic related.
Mike Rowe - Full Speech at Opening Ceremony of SkillsUSA's 2013 national conference Skip to about 10:30 for full content or about 18:50 for where the poster to the left comes in.
#20 - sorenlolz ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Who pays people to move Rectangular prisms through the dessert? Also why not just buy one of these?
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User avatar #53 to #49 - deathleprechaun (11/18/2013) [-]
Mass of a sphere is (4/3)*(pi)*(r^3)

If the length of one side of the cube is 2 then the radius would be 1.

2^3 = 8, so the cube would be 8 cubic meters

(4/3)*(3.14)*(1^3) = 4.19

4.19 / 8 = 52%. Thus roughly 48% of it was removed.
#7 - odderror ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
did someone say Ron Swanson?
User avatar #132 - peggscott (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>take knife
>kill the other guys
>deliver all 6 cubes
>get a promotion

#56 - AIGD (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So the lesson learned is to not cut corners?
#140 - urbemarmis (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you see the person who wrote that is a buffoon. hes trying to act like he knows everything about the message being conveyed and also what the people in the picture are doing. he makes an assumption based on what he sees in a picture when thats not nearly good enough, and to make it worse hes coming across in the douchiest of ways as if he knows hes 100% correct. the way he comes across he sounds as though he knows for a fact that the goal was to get an intact cube to the destination. if these guys were supposed to transport something then the foreman/boss/whatever would give them, instructions. if these instructions did not include the words "you must get a cube to x place and it must remain whole at all times" then technically making a sphere is fair game. i think we can all assume that if the man was given the job the person who gave them the job would provide them with the most detailed set of instructions as possible as he is just a worker, and he has to get paid for the work that is done no matter what. it would not immediately hurt him if he sabotaged the product, and although it can be argued that this is the reason why he would carve a sphere because it doesnt hurt him, he can be disciplined and fired from the job, which would be the main reason why if there were any rules regarding keeping the cube in an un-altered state he would need to follow the rules
#126 - ccgundum ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #107 - jbgotswag (11/18/2013) [-]
why are the asstwats rolling blocks in the first time
#103 - kibbleking (11/18/2013) [-]
The sign should read 'think intelligently.'
The sign should read 'think intelligently.'
User avatar #52 - twisteoffate ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Its geometry time!
For simplicity's sake I am gonna assume that its a perfect sphere and that its diameter is the same as one side of the cube.

Volume of a cube = x^3

Volume of a sphere = 4/3 pi r^3

so lets just say the cube is 2 units long. The volume of the cube is then 8 units cubed.
The volume of the sphere will then be 4/3 pi (the radius is 1 unit) which is 4.18879 units cubed.

52.36% of the cube remains.
#47 - infinitereaper (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, [edgy intensifies]
Let's look at this picture. Looks like the dude had time to carve the material and get ahead of the curve.
Assuming the 47% loss if the dude is able to transport twice as many spheres then you will see a 3% increase in profits.
Giving the guy some credit, and considering that he carved and got a ahead, lets say he's able to move at least 2.5 spheres. In the same time it takes a cube. That would be a rough 29.5% increase in profit.
Lets say the monthly profit is $10,000 (for sake of example small and easy number)
Smart pants over here will have pumped profit to ( **** how do I proportion?) okay $2,950 extra a month or $35,400 extra a year assuming year round production.

Sure this wastes material but the bottom line is profit and profit is all that matters besides if smart man carried a bag we could just carry the extra material on his back. Oh wait wow.

Actually this could potential double output, and without the wasted material 2 spheres per square would equal 100% extra profit.

So yeah, don't work hard, work intelligent.

It's all about efficiency.
User avatar #34 - nimithecat (11/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The intelligent worker still won,
thanks to that faggot we have:

*A playstation with a blue light of death.
*An xbox 360 with a red ring of death.
*Every bag of chips is half full.
*Every psp has a broken disk drive after little use.
*A half-ass first person shooter being resold with minor changes(COD;Ghosts)
*Every game we ever get needs pointless patches from day 01.
*We have a ******** of idiot drivers on the road without thorough education.
*Every last president we've had after Clinton is a moron that can't do a thing right.
*We have operating systems that need forced "updates" every ******* month.
*Our cars are made of plastic and fiberglass, with increased mortality rates.

* AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST We have an "Ipad" and "Iphone"
craze that revolves around an "innovation genius"
who decided to stick his thumb up his ass,
tape a Palm -PDA to a Nokia-cellphone together, and
CALL IT AN " ****************** "!!!!
Now for every year that passes, we'll have
"ipad minis" and "iphones" all over the god damned
place with 300$ price tags for a device that would otherwise cost 120$.

So yeah, "Intelligent guy", thanks for everything. THANK YOU...
YOU.. PUTRID... ******* ..CUNT!!!!!!
User avatar #9 - beatentoast (11/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im sure its contrasting between to effort needed to push the cube vs the sphere. Because the man took the time to carve the cube his time was spent more efficiently and created and it easier to move the object. This is why I ******* hate literature analysis, so many things are take to some ******* stupid existential **** .

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