Well played. My mom found this online somewhere. Pretty clever and funny.. We Original Ad: WANTED: Graphic Designer for logo! We are looking for n graphic desig troll text
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Well played

Well played. My mom found this online somewhere. Pretty clever and funny.. We Original Ad: WANTED: Graphic Designer for logo! We are looking for n graphic desig

My mom found this online somewhere. Pretty clever and funny.

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We Original Ad:
WANTED: Graphic Designer for logo!
We are looking for n graphic designer for an authentic Italian
mammal logo my husband and I are opening in the spring.
We would like to hire n graphic Magnum design the
restaurant logo, mema and other various things for the
This is our first restaurant and want. it no look AMAZING!
Please call _
My with the no ingles:
new AT& T LTE no PM t
Back Restaurant Owner Contact
Hi, is this the person
looking for a graphic
designer?
Yes! Wow you' re quick.
We just put the ad up 30
minutes ago.
Well, in this biz the early
bird gets the worm. Can
you tell me a little bit about
the project?
Sure, we need a logo for
an Italian restaurant my
husband and I are opening
called Tomato Tomato.
It' s probably easier if we
can talk on the phone,
mind if I give you a ring?
That' s no good.
at my current design
job and I would be taking
this on as a freelance job,
so I can' t talk about
other projects on company
time. Sorry.
well feel free to call me
after you leave work.
In the meantime do you
have a website or some
work online that I can take
a look at?
Sure, I can text you a few
recent projects, hold on
one sec.
Great! Thanks!
This is one I finished a
couple weeks ago...
CAR
ORGANIZATION
That' s good.
No offense but has anyone
ever told you that it' s sorta
phallic?
No, what is that?
It kinda looks like a penis.
Iol.
I guess I can kinda see
that?
I never noticed.
Here is one I' m really
proud of its for my friend
Omens Hotdog kiosk in
Your friend Omar was
with this?
Yeah, why wouldn' t he .TS"
That totally looks like
someone putting a penis in
their mouth.
No that' s a man enjoying a
tasty hot dog.
not sure we can work
together.
ddidn‘ t know you were
gunna be some kind of
pervert client...
Both logos you have
shown me look like
penises!
It doesn' t take a pervert to
see that!
I TEXT HER 30 MINUTES LATER
I took a stab at a possible
design for your restaurant
I' d love to hear your
thoughts
lune not ECU?!‘ noun
win no SOME not mun manna"
What the hell is wrong with
you!
...
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#14 - ichies (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #14 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
It looks like dickbutt.

3...2...1... B&t
User avatar #27 to #14 - neokun (07/03/2014) [-]
Is that ******* real?
#5 - kawai (07/02/2014) [-]
actually the A+ Car Organization logo is pretty good
User avatar #9 to #5 - noshakingthrone (07/02/2014) [-]
Exactly how I looked when I saw the last logo. Except not as fabulous...
#1 - rogernice (07/02/2014) [-]
"We're not dickin' around"
this **** man
#82 to #1 - buttinspecter (07/03/2014) [-]
"What? Does he think we're...dickin' around?"
#3 - theblargypargler (07/02/2014) [-]
The best part about this is that these are actually pretty good.
#51 - gibroner (07/03/2014) [-]
he 			******		 put sausage in quotation marks
he ****** put sausage in quotation marks
#21 - mrwaldon (07/03/2014) [-]
"We're not dickin' around."
"We're not dickin' around."
#42 to #21 - sinconn (07/03/2014) [-]
"Liar."
"Liar."
User avatar #45 to #42 - manwithmanynames (07/03/2014) [-]
ah man... too soon. I still miss Hershel!!!
#46 to #45 - sinconn (07/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #46 - manwithmanynames (07/03/2014) [-]
Have you seen season four?!
#48 to #47 - sinconn (07/03/2014) [-]
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#50 to #48 - manwithmanynames (07/03/2014) [-]
This was equally heart wrenching to me
This was equally heart wrenching to me
#7 - ninjapieguy ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
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#33 - poutinesalad (07/03/2014) [-]
It's not often I dont laugh loud enough to have someone come ask me whats so funny while on FJ.   
   
You deserve as many thumbs as I have to offer
It's not often I dont laugh loud enough to have someone come ask me whats so funny while on FJ.

You deserve as many thumbs as I have to offer
#24 - ohnomynamedoesntfi ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Laughed so hard I farted a little
Laughed so hard I farted a little
#2 - jwagswashere (07/02/2014) [-]
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#57 - grimmwaters (07/03/2014) [-]
Hell, I'd eat at a place with a logo like that.
Hell, I'd eat at a place with a logo like that.
#77 to #57 - Customer Services ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
And that's exactly why she's not taking it.

JK, i love you <3
#88 - manirock ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
*cough*
#49 - neverforgetthedick (07/03/2014) [-]
oh man, lost it at the first one
oh man, lost it at the first one
User avatar #68 - mrbuu (07/03/2014) [-]
i would eat at a reasturannt that had the balls meat balls[spoiler] [/spoiler] to put that as thier logo.
#73 - dudewitharake ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
well played
well played
#70 - berentzen (07/03/2014) [-]
KEK
#89 to #70 - abdullahmag (07/03/2014) [-]
that ************ annoyed the hell out of me throughout Punk Hazard arc, the most annoying laugh ever.
#92 to #89 - berentzen (07/03/2014) [-]
Didn't like him eigher.
#39 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I feel like I actually have a good idea for their logo. This was great though
#37 - stadic ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
The last one seems to be a bit flaccid   
You would think a hot spicy Italian sausage would be a bit more stimulated
The last one seems to be a bit flaccid
You would think a hot spicy Italian sausage would be a bit more stimulated
#41 to #37 - hellsjester (07/03/2014) [-]
well you didn't put it in your mouth yet did you?
#108 to #41 - wohitika (07/04/2014) [-]
damn facehuggers
#52 - neosonic ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You'd probably get more business with a logo like that.
You'd probably get more business with a logo like that.
#54 to #52 - Capnhowdy (07/03/2014) [-]
took me forever to figure out what was going on in that gif
#86 to #52 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
The ****
#53 to #52 - jaegarbombastic (07/03/2014) [-]
What the hell is happening in your 			*******		 Gif?
What the hell is happening in your ******* Gif?
#60 to #53 - oubliette (07/03/2014) [-]
owls   
are   
love
owls
are
love
#84 to #60 - wonderglue (07/03/2014) [-]
Looked at your picture, looked at neosonic's picture, looked back at your picture, checked your message just in case, didn't get it. 5 minutes later i am writing this message claiming i understood the joke. you see, owls are mimicing the people above which is very impressive, they even got the head movement correctly. i am very impressed with the owls and would like to award them with this medal of honor. i hope you, the owls, accept this medal and continue being such amazingly smart creatures.    
   
old spice smells quite nice. i like the soothing feeling of its cold liquid on my armpit. very nice.
Looked at your picture, looked at neosonic's picture, looked back at your picture, checked your message just in case, didn't get it. 5 minutes later i am writing this message claiming i understood the joke. you see, owls are mimicing the people above which is very impressive, they even got the head movement correctly. i am very impressed with the owls and would like to award them with this medal of honor. i hope you, the owls, accept this medal and continue being such amazingly smart creatures.

old spice smells quite nice. i like the soothing feeling of its cold liquid on my armpit. very nice.
User avatar #55 to #53 - neosonic ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't know, just go with it.
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