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#2 - realitycheck (07/10/2014) [+] (15 replies)
To the "how many planets in our solar system?" Still nine.

Lincoln posed this riddle once: "How many legs does a dog have? Four. How about if you call his leg a tail? Still four. Calling something by a different name doesn't change what it is."
User avatar #3 to #2 - barenoizedub (07/10/2014) [-]
It's not that it's been called something different, it's classified as something different... It's not a classified as a planet anymore and therefore isn't one.
#37 - obidomkenobi (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"How many planets are there?"
"I don't know, like a billion?"
"We'll bang, okay?"
#5 - shibblehiggins ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
#39 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I like how she didn't limit herself to one solar system.
User avatar #16 - iHATEmonday (07/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't see why he didn't just follow through with the joke. He could have easily followed up with, "Well, there is about to be 999,999 planets after I destroy Uranus"
User avatar #17 to #16 - picklemanatee (07/11/2014) [-]
#29 - milkray (07/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
technically she's not right, the universe is infinite then there must also be infinite planets
feeling like captain obvious, but I'm obviously not

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User avatar #30 to #29 - lordofpenis (07/11/2014) [-]
The universe is not infinite.
It's expanding.
We'd encounter oblers paradox in your argument. There are not an infinite amount of planets as there isn't an infinite amount of particles/antiparticles. Plus the universe is expanding anyway.
User avatar #32 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Then there will be one less when I destroy Uranus"
Jesus Christ dude be creative
#56 - pepante (07/11/2014) [-]
>how many planets are there
<idk like a billion
>well, theres gonna be one less after i destroy uranus
#57 - avanger (07/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"Your mom said I'm big enough" -Pluto
User avatar #49 - thedutchs (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"How many planets orbit our sun" would be a better question
User avatar #51 to #49 - skilletpanhead (07/11/2014) [-]
"How many planets are in our Solar System" would be even better.

"How many known planets are in our Solar System" would be best, but that's just a tad too sciencey for a pickup line.
#9 - youlikeme (07/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
but she's right... well technically there is more than that, like 2 billion
User avatar #11 to #9 - Missdomayuset (07/11/2014) [-]
That we can barely perceive. There's a crap load more than that I bet.
#19 - lootcaboose (07/11/2014) [-]
So then you say, "well theres gonna be a billion minus one after I destroy uranus."
#10 - vexigen (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
it is estimated that there is about 1 planet for every star.
User avatar #20 to #10 - jacklane (07/11/2014) [-]
Well now there is going to be a planet without a light source after I destroy your anus with me penis!
#8 - bluwizard (07/11/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what i send girls
#69 - skeptical (07/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Wasn't pluto recently reinstated as a planet tho?
Wasn't pluto recently reinstated as a planet tho?
User avatar #67 - nump (07/11/2014) [-]
We don't know how many planets there are out there. But there are more than 8 for sure.
Scientists discover new ones all the time.
You can read more of the subject here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exoplanet
#64 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/11/2014) [-]
just say 999,999,999 after i destroy your anus. i dont see the problme
#55 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
You failed to threaten to destroy her anus?
Smoooooth with the ladies
User avatar #45 - zeljkors (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know why,but I ******* cringe every single time when someone doesn't put a question mark or at least a capital letter.
#1 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Next time dont forget to specify "in our solar system"
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